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>Episode 1 peaks at 6.4m viewers
>Epiosde 2 peaks at 3.2m with an average of 2.8m viewers

No episode hosted by Clarkson/Hammond/May ever went as low as 2.8m

BBC are blaming viewing figures being diverted because of;
- Antiques Roadshow
- Soccer Live Aid

How fucked is new Top Gear.
The Euros are starting this weekend, and there will be prime football matches on either BBC1 or ITV at 8pm on Sundays.

BBC are too proud to axe Top Gear after 1 season, but it will pull funding.
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>>70560546
>Diverted by Antiques Roadshow
Beautiful
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Taxpayers will pay regardless.
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Wonder will Evans have a Twitter melt-down this week too
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its alright, but the pacing is fucked
could be fixed if they get to settle in
but why the fuck did they go with two presenters instead of 3?
also, Chris needs to chill the fuck down
he's at 12 all the fuckin time
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>>70560546
Personally I want them to improve over being cancelled.

A big part of that is cutting Evans and the god awful star in the car segment, which is exponentially gaining stars and last week it took up an entire third of the episode.
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>>70561646
the guest section was always a big part of the show
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>>70561823
not when theres a whole bloody group of them
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PAID
FOR
BY
TAXES

HAHAHA FUCKING KEKED
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next episode will be shit. FACT.
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test
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wait the UK has the roadshow on at prime time? man thats really odd to me, we have it here at like 5:30, that part of TV no one gives a shit about
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>>70560546
>No episode hosted by Clarkson/Hammond/May ever went as low as 2.8m

Source or are you pulling that out of your arse?
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>>70560546
Are these THE FACTS though?
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>>70561945

It's an institution here. It's prime time comfy Sunday night viewing.
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>>70561959
You mean FACTS?
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Why was Top Gear openly advertising and showing an advert for Sky TVs show BILLIONS ?

They showed the actual fucking tv advert that Sky show
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>>70560546
why would anyone want to watch this anyway? unless you're really into cars the whole appeal of the show has always been the banter between the hosts, and rehashing the same formula with other hosts just seems really forced... let's see how the grand tour turns out
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The BBC are retarded.
If there was competition on the other channels that people watched live, but they also like TG, then the iplayer figures would be proportionally higher than usual, making up the same sized audience.
It should also be made clear that Clarkson Gear often had sports events as competition but never had such a small live audience.
The first episode also received the worst Audience Appreciation Index score I've ever seen, of 60/100
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>>70561823
Yeah but it was never this big and it had Clarkson to ease its awfulness.

But Jesus why do they keep on increasing the number of guests? Two was bad enough. And that introducing each other thing is just so awkward and let's not forget the audience clap competition thing.
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>>70561959
looks like they had 2 eps lower than 2.8, 1 being S01E01 and the other S01E06
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The real audience drop will be the worldwide audience figure.
From 450 million people to zero.
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>>70562046
You sad tosser. The first series, the first episodes ever and the series without May.
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>>70562046
May wasn't in the first season.
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>>70562045
Filler.
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Evans will have an excuse every single week, and he will contradict himself every week as well.

Even when the show either gets cancelled, or time slot changed, or a whole lot of new hosts he will still have an excuse for why it bombed.
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>Implying foreign tv Networks will buy this when Amazon has the real deal with the lads.

Just give up already
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>>70561406
God I hope so. The professor and his FACTs are the best thing to come out of this.
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>>70562126
>Filler

Well why not have the Extra Gear, that everyone says is better, on it instead of that filler? Both the segment and EG are the same length of time and having one show instead of two would save money surely.
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>>70562229
Yeah and Amazon can sell it to tv networks after they've shown it on Prime, if they wish. Especially areas without Amazon service.
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>>70562279
Because real people don't want to see two boring unknowns without a personality between them droning on about cars m8.
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>>70562281
Yeah that's how it works here. HBO, Amazon, hulu, AmC shows etc are aired on basic cable 1-4 weeks after or so
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JUST
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I never understood the appeal of Top Gear. It's scripted comedy played off as improvisations.
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>>70562643
Hey look he's doing his meme again in another thread!
This guy is like a fucking comedy genius!!
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>>70562791
?

I saw this thread from the homepage.
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>>70562813
Haha! Pathetic response you fucking mongoloid.
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How do you go from
>most watched show in the world
to
>2.8
???
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>>70562850
Diversity.
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The funny thing is the season is only six (6) episodes long despite having double the presenters. So even if the quality improved by the end of the season it's not enough time for the majority of the audiance to give it a second chance. The next season will be dead in the water.

Add all this to the fact that we've probably seen the best segments since the BBC will have wanted them to put their best foot forward, and the show is already 50% filler. There is no way the show will recover.
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>>70562850
Because the people who made the show good walked out after Jeremy Clarkson got fired.
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>>70560546
Just fuck my show up. FACT!
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FACT.
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>>70562850
complete lack of understanding about the programme.

The BBC saw it as a presenting job. Hire new presenters and it will be the same. Nope.
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>>70562643
It's mostly because we like the guys. It doesn't matter if it's fake or not. In its current incarnation it was never about the cars.
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>>70561888
its not taxes, you pay for a tv license, and if you dont want to watch the BBC you dont have to
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Why
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>>70562618
FACT
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>>70563026
so they can laugh at his FACTS
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>Be Clarkson
>Get to slap a lazy mick around to vent
>Have a laugh with my mates about it
>Get a vacation
>Get a pay raise
>Lose the red tape and PC police
>Watch a ginger cunt get a public flogging like he deserves
>Have a bigger laugh with my mates
>Dick about in my new office with my mates

Is Clarkson the most shrewd business man... in the world?
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>>70563084
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>70563026
They all sill earn royalties for the show airing even though they no longer have anything to do with it. They literally get free money from Chris being a cunt and making the whole world hate him. It's be a mercy if they just killed him.
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>>70563084
Clarkson for prime minister
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How is LeBlanc?
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>>70562984
>hire the shittiest presenter around whose response to mass criticism is to do the thing that caused the criticism even more (shouty)
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>>70563157
How YOU doin' lol
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>>70563084
Clarkson and Wilman are as sharp as fuck. Look how they are not shouting and screaming about The Grand Tour but just sitting back and letting the hype build and letting the new TG fall on it's ass.
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>>70561460
That is a good question about the two presenters. At first they showed off all six of them together as the new presenters and now there are essentially two.

Do you think it was due to the backlash of the sheer number of extra presenters so they scaled it down?
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>>70563157
probably very embarrased
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>>70563084
>yfw the video of Hammond and May timing him putting together a cardboard box was better than the new Top Gear
how do they do it
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It seems backwards to hire a mixed bunch who didn't know each other before hand and then ask them to be friends...

instead of actually hiring a bunch of friends. They need to just hire one guy and then have him bring his friends for the bants. Or they need to reinvent the show more than they've done so far.
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>>70562850
Most watched show... in the world
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>>70563157
When he's not forced to do awkward shit by Evans he's pretty good. He even gets along with the guests much better than Evans despite Evans having decades of hosting experience more than him.
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>>70560546
The BBC must fucking know why its hated.

The problem is Evans. That is a FACT.
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>>70563216
There were never 6 full time presenters. You were all told this here months ago but you never listened.
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>>70563228
bantz
a
n
t
z
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>>70563211
>yfw Clarkson and chums are gracious and polite while the new PC Top Gear are cuntish oafs despite that being the reason for the regime change
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I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with Evans. The problem is they needed a chummy cast from day one, or at least people more simpatico than Evans and LeBlanc.
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>>70563260
So Evans is the cancer of the show
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No other version of TG except the lads has been popular.

That is a true fact. The format is NOT what makes it popular.
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>>70563157
He honestly feels quite awkward, unfunny, and not very knowledgeable. I don't have against Friends, but he gives off the impression that he doesn't want to be there (on Top Gear) most of the time.
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>>70560546
My question is if Shit Gear went so bad that they cancelled it would they sell the Stig right to Amazon and the gang?
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Did anyone else watch ginger crying on Extra Gear? Not once, but twice.
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>>70563337
No, they'd shelve the show for 5 years and try again when people are less sore from the loss of Clarkson May and Hammond.
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>>70563084

its not really schrewd he is just high in demand
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>>70563318
He's acting the role of a tg presenter. It's false.
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>>70563337
the stig can die with the old/new top gear

i'd rather the show just go back to being about the specials, bantz and the gang
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>>70563353
What did he check his Twitter account live?
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>>70563157
LeBlanc might improve, but all of his experience is in scripted television and it shows. He doesn't think quickly on his feet; he's fine when he has a rough script (e.g. the reviews), but his banter is really weak.
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>>70563361
Lol its Doctor Who all over again.

id be fine with this Top Gear in its current state needs to die the formula was getting boring even with clarkson and the boys so yeah
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>>70561945
The Antiques Roadshow is a British institution.

I always used to enjoy watching it with my gran. Ditto the Gladiators and 90s Superman TV programme.
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>>70563403
>implying all of old top gear wasn't scripted

heh, kid
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>>70563337
No, because they're bitter cunts.
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>>70561959
Those are the FACTs Chris.
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>>70563157
I guess he's okay. I don't really know why he was inserted into Top Gear though. Seem kinda awkward in the role but I hope he'll get better.
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>>70563420
That kind of bantz can't be scripted, the events and some of the "pranks" were scripted, sure, but they were able to improvise on the spot if needed.
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Hands up who thinks LeBlanc ever owned a hot Golf or drove a Transit van or bought a clapped out Alpha Romeo for the hell of it?

No?

Exactly.
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So, have any foreign broadcasters begun airing episodes yet? I'm curious to see what rating it gets around the world compared to what it used to.
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>>70563378
Stig was hilarious though

Especially when they replaced May with him for anything requiring speed
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Clarkson Gear went against Call the Midwife and didn't get shitty audiences.

Fuck off Evans.
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Why didn't they just get the actual Chris Evans? Every money spent to get him would be worth it
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>>70563403
He will get better. His banter with Tiny was nice.

>>70563318
He doesn't want to be there for the awkward shit he's forced to do with Chris Evans (the standing ovation for his intro in the first episode with Evans running at him to high five him, him having to wheel Chris Evans out in a hospital bed for the second episode intro, etc.)
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>>70561997
They always used to show a clip of what ever was being plugged.
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>>70560546
To be fair. Who the fuck would watch Top Gear over Antiques Roadshow? That's a no-brainer.
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>>70563458
He likes driving cars (Chris Evans just collects expensive cars and keeps them behind glass to look at) and was the fastest ever star in a reasonably priced car.

>>70563492
It didn't do so well on BBC America.
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>>70563492
Implying any foreign countries have bought this.

Clue: they haven't
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>>70563524
>having to wheel Chris Evans out in a hospital bed
That was pure TFI Friday levels of visual diarrhoea.
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>>70563467
Don't be silly, there was loads of scripting.

The difference was they had natural charisma and chemistry. Evans is a cunt and Joey is there for bored wives. Its a shame that Joey is actually the far better presenter.

Why isn't there a petition to end Evans on Top Gear?
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>>70563521
Oh god if this thing lasts until the next Marvel capeshit comes out they are going to have Evans on the show to plug it and they make an entire thing out of Captain America vs The Stig and Evans vs Evans civil war.
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>>70563157
Best part of the show, he is kinda awkward, but honestly he is fine.
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>That cheeky subtle dig Clarkson had at Evans on Twitter
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>>70563672
post it
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Alright boys, Danny Cohen the head of the BBC here. You are now in charge of Top Gear, what do you change to save it? Please respond.
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>>70563157
good thanks to comparison with Evans
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>>70563084
you forgot

>take 3 minutes to assemble a cardboard box
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Who do you think will be the 16 guests on next week?
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>>70563419
I am so glad you brought it over to my country. It's become an institution here as well.

It's pretty much the only TV show my country makes that I regularly watch.
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>>70562070
Surely there will be viewers in deepest Africa who will watch in awe at the red haired devil.
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>>70563757
People want to hate the new Top Gear. Don't have it fronted by a guy who people also love to hate separately. They made what could have been the worst move possible, aside from someone who just doesn't like cars at all. And hell, they almost nailed that one down.

Charisma. Find a guy with charisma. Not Chris Evans.
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>>70563757
Fire Chris Evans.
Out of a cannon.
Into a wall.

Beg and cry for Clarkson to return and provide him with a personal punching assistant as a gesture of good faith.
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>>70562326
And real people don't want to watch 4 boring celebrities without a personality between them droning and clapping on about cars.
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>>70562643
Because it was one of the few things still on TV for men, the rest is all female approved no fun allowed diverse panel pandering shite.
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>>70563936
Tripcode on, Evans
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Top Gear is basically over.
You could do old Top Gear with pro motoring journalists and genuine car enthusiasts, like it was originally.
That would be a load of older white guys though, right? Not gonna happen.
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>>70563936
Hi Chris.
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>>70563936
Chris, stop posting.
You are SHIT. That is a FACT.
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>>70563876
>16
Nigga the whole audience will be replaced with b list celebrities next week.
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>>70564050
Actually true.
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>>70563936
Greetings
FACT

Chris
FACT
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>>70564060
>>70564066
>>70564080
Wow, an original joke from the Top Gear fans zzzzzzzz
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>>70564050
good point
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>>70563009
>its not taxes, you pay for a tv license
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>>70564102
You are a cuck
These are the FACTS folks.
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>>70564102
Fuck me, with a response so butthurt you may really be that ginger cunt.
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>>70562618
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>>70562850
By hiring a ginger.
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>>70564120
>UK time15:30

Wow, an unemployed Top Cuck being boring mid-afternoon, shocker!
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>>70562899
I wonder how many of the production crew are talking to Clarkson behind closed doors to look for suggestions on how to improve it.
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>>70564217
What are students?
What are days off?
What are time zones?
What are night shifts?

Who's projecting...?
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>>70562984
With executives like this at the top are you even surprised?

>But Cohen left
He was allowed the job in the first place, allowed to enact this nonsense and none of it has been repealed, before you say anything and I know you were about to, you do it every time I post this image.
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>>70564217
>Wow, an unemployed Top Cuck
Sorry, i'm just a Top Gear fan, not future Chris Evans.
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>>70563009
Don't try to justify the BBC m8. Top Gear and David Attenborough were the only good things about it and one is dead and the other in deaths door.
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it was clarksons show, shit's dead. just let it die.
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FACT it's not counting online views it's overnight views FACT

Why is he even relevant at all? what has he even done other than share a name with slutshaming man and fucking billie piper
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>>70564102
hello chris
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>>70563084
Clarkson has to have some jewish blood in him, he is too good at business for him not to.
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>>70564118
yes, taxes are compulsory
a tv license isn't
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>>70563157
It's hard to tell if matt is actually good or just looks good next to Evans.

He is certainly the better of the two.
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>>70564283
ayy
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How new are you OP? The BBC will simply say it's amazing and he best thing ever and will pretend nothing is wrong, as they always do its not like they will lose their government handout for making shite is it
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Does anyone have the picture of Matt and Chris with "cunt" in a speech bubble from Matt?
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>>70563936
>1 Billion hours of paint later
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These are the FATS folks.
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>>70563244
What they should have done is force the presenters to live together for a month so that they become friends, or kill each other.
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>>70563936
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>>70564380
they already are

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36458510
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>>70560546

Will new Top Gear make it to season 2?
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>>70560862
This.

Why bother satisfying your customers when you can just steal their money?
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>>70564414
>me on the left
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why was chris evans such a cunt to nice seasick steve?
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>>70563384
No he was driving and then started crying about something and then in the studio he was talking about the car he drove and then started crying saying it was like his first car which his mum bought him even though she couldn't afford it.
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>>70564414
Jesus them just entering the bathroom shook loose the fixtures on the ceiling.
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>>70564414
This is the FAT folks.
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>>70564492
>Me mum lads... me mum
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>>70564528
i hate fat people so fucking much
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>>70564528
>That moment when it goes all the way to the fucking hilt

Fucking hell, that was harrowing.
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So when they finally drop Evans, what excuse do you think it will be? I say he won't return due to "a family medical emergency".
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>>70564582
Needs to concentrate on his radio """"""" career"""""""""
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>>70560546
BBC and its clique of pedophiles are all fucked in the head.

I wonder why the British keep tolerating this scum.
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>>70564582
chris evans has committed suicide FACT
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>>70564528
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>The way Top Gear is being viewed is repositioning the way television is consumed. Last week 9 millions viewers. This week we shall see.

literally what the fuck is he saying lmao
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>>70564528
What a waste of a nice face.
I bet that dog has seen some shit.
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>>70563886
Good to hear. From your post I'm going to guess that you are Scandinavian?
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>>70564582
"Radio is where Britain gave me the real chance to shine, I can't leave those fans behind I cherish them too much. But after this year I've realised that working on the most popular show in the world and the most popular radio show in the UK is too much for me, and something has to give.
So with a heavy heart I have to leave Top Gear in the capable and wonderful hands of Matt, he'll continue the pursuit of perfection that we started together and really bring Top Gear to it's next level."
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>>70563936
It amuses me just how much Clarkson triggers SJW faggots.
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>>70564634
I'll give you a rough translation
>I'M NOT CRYING RIGHT NOW AS I FURIOUSLY TYPE THIS DAMAGE CONTROL, I'M FUCKING NOT!
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>>70564083
May god have mercy on us all.
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>>70564528
>basically needing a pipe cleaner for your fat rolls
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>>70564634
>>70564724
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>>70564294
Someone in a thread yesterday speculated that he has some dirt on a BBC executive which is why he keeps getting extremely well paying jobs, Jimmy Saville sort of dirt.
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>>70564336

it's compulsory for anyone that has legal access to live tv

same way a tobacco tax is compulsory for anyone that legally buys tobacco or tobacco products
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>>70564634
FACTS
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>>70564336
It is if you want to use a basic appliance in the current year.

The sooner the BBC is scrapped, the better.
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>>70564781
Compulsory but unenforceable and unenforced. Have never in my 28 years paid a tv license
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>>70564835
But what about the detector vans????!!????!!!!
You crazy anon!
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Why not pander hard to /tv/?
Brendan Fraser, Aidan Gillen, the Chris Evans people like and the protagonist of Meme Lover.
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>>70564835
Further to this, you used to have to give address when buying atv (I always gave 10 Downing st) but no longer, as was scrapped 2014
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>>70564403
FACT!
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>>70564860
Lol they don't exist. Rf leakage from modern cable tv is impossible to detect unless 30 cm away from source. Also, I've a 1m tv antenna on my goddamn roof, who needs a detector van!
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>>70563757
Stephen Merchant, Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington are the new presenters.
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>>70564414
What a fact hunt.
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>>70564336
Sales taxes and such aren't "compulsory" in the manner you're implying. A tax is a fee paid to the government to pay for services, so the TV license is a tax. One you don't have to pay if you don't have a TV, but a tax nonetheless.

Unless you're trying to say that it's not a tax because you've avoided paying it. That's just silly.
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>>70564918
I really need a relianble sarcasm tag...

Of course they're a myth. I just wanted the non Brits here to know the lies the BBC want us to swallow.
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>>70564968
I'm English, ofc I understood your sarcasm
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>>70564542
Yeah I suspect it was just crocodile tears to try and get people to empathise with him. You don't get that rich without being an utter cunt.
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>>70564939
the funniest part of that whole shitfest episode was the sheer FACT the guy posts on /fit/
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>American fuckbrained retards talk about 'commie' license fee again and destroy another thread
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>>70564619
Because people are passive sheep these days, as fedora as it sounds.

As long as Big Brother and X-Factor are on and they have a freezer full of ready meals, they don't care about anything and will just moan about the bankers the bonuses.
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>>70564683
I read it in his fucking voice even though I'm listening to loud music.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHRIS!
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>>70564683
Isn't Evans an EP though? Why would he leave Top Gear if he gave BBC a shitload of money to be able to run it?
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>>70564860
The fact that they go on about those vans and their physics defying equipment and make propaganda videos on allegedly factual programmes like The One show about how they're gonna get ya alone is grounds for the BBC to be abolished.

That's Soviet tier.
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>>70564929
I guarantee they at least considered this as an option.
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>>70565172
EP means literally nothing, absolutely nothing, they just give it to stars to stroke their egos.
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>>70565049
I'm British and the BBC needs scrapping.

What now? Commie!
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>>70565193
>propaganda on the one show
Link?
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>>70562643

>I never understood the appeal of Top Gear.

Ambitious but rubbish!
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>>70565318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LweldrmZh50
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>>70565049
Since when did 4chan become a haven for fucking commies
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>>70565049
t BBC employee leeching of the license fee
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>>70564929
Pretty sure Ricky has burned all of his bridges with the BBC at this point.
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Finnish media actually did it, the absolute madmen!
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>>70565606
Ebin :DDDd
Fugg nobodi gan read dis audismtalk!!! :dDDD
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>>70565606
>floppasi
C U T E
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>>70562643

>I never understood the appeal of Top Gear.

If I had to define the show it would be guys dicking around with cars. I was never a big watcher of the show but I would occasionally look up Youtube clips but there's a lot of funny and silly moments.
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>>70565427
Wow. Just fucking wow.
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>>70565606
>floppasi

Kek, never change you mong bastards.

t.svensson
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>>70560546
>BBC are blaming viewing figures being diverted because of;
>- Antiques Roadshow

ARE THESE RETARDS SERIOUS?
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>>70565606
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>>70565682
>>70565749
>Top Gear flopped: lost a third of its viewers
>The cars show's new presenter is not convincing viewers
>Chris Evans is not liked by all Top Gear fans

It's that easy.
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>>70565718
It's just terrible. I thought straight up lying to the people went against the charter.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8
Can't imagine the new show having any moments like this
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>>70560546
>How fucked is new Top Gear.
Won't last another season
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>>70564336
>trying to justify fucking tv licenses
Bongs, everyone
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>>70565983
Not when money is involved it seems...
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>>70565983
It's not lying people can't prove it, they can't prove it unless the BBC actually admit shit.
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>>70566022
James May confirmed /fit/ browser
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>>70565606
I'd watch top gear if it had him.
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>>70565427
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>>70566109
Anyone with a basic understanding of how an aerial works knows they are talking shit.
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>>70566472
I know that, you know that, 75% of Britain knows that. That's not proof though which is how the weaselly Jews at the BBC get away with so much shit including fucking all the children in Britain basically.
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>>70566109
There was actually a court case where on the basis of refusal to provide detector van information, the defendant got off paying a fine for his licence.
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>>70566572
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>Mfw getting maximum schadenfreude from Chris Evans not even mentioning viewer numbers on Twitter this week

I bet as such an egotistical cunt this is eating away at his sanity and that pleases me greatly.
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Just wait for the inevitable salon article on how top gear was never good anyway and only died because of age
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>>70566857
People who claim they were surprised that spooky skeleton turned out to be a pedophile make me laugh as much as people who were sure Freddie Mercury wasn't gay.
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>>70560546
Literally only braindead mongs every watch this tripe to begin with
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>>70566999
Why did you every try to make that post anon, ever word made you sound like a mong.
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Its odd, because this weeks episode was a million times more enjoyable than the last.

What would be a vast improvement was, rather than reading from a script and doing a voiceover telling us about the cars, would be if they learned a few lines and told us the facts and figures whilst driving.

That way it wouldnt sound so rehearsed
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>229 posts

Not one even about the cars in the episode.
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>>70567048
t. cuckhold mong
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>>70566919
I know the feminist slag Laurie Penny occasionally rants about Top Gear on twatter.
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>>70567164
So we cared about the cars as much as the show and presenters did? For fucks sake only Seasick Steve even mentioned how the drive felt.
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>>70567114
They need the news segment back so they can talk shit back and forth to each other.
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>>70563936
FACT
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>>70562113
But they had that based guy who had his bit about 2nd hand car prices. he even got to do a couple of segments.
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>>70567416
Fuck me, i'd forgot about him.
He was shit and not funny, so they got rid.
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>>70560546
>ctrl+f "fact"
>1 of 29 matches
Proud of you lads :^)
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>>70565427
BRAVO BBC
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>>70567225
>70567164
Downs Syndrome?
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>>70564528
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>>70565427
lmao

what fucking tripe
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YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE RACISTS
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>>70567485
They wanted James from day one, but the BBC didn't like James, so they made them get a token fatty until the BBC admitted that like always they don't know shit about TV production.
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Should've canned this thing.
It just doesn't work without Clarkson-May-Hammond.
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>>70567587
Long lost cousin?
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>>70567587

>guy in the back has a look of disgust
>guy in the pink shirt has a look of fear
>girl has a look of irritated indifference
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>>70562643
I loved the world travelling episodes- dont care about cars at all but watched all of them
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>>70567587
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>>70568108
This is the thing. The target audience doesnt give a fuck about the regular supercars. Thats where the new version fails badly.
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>>70567752
Of course, Chris the cuck. It all makes sense now.
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I wish Top Gear, the BBC, Jeremy Cuntson, Hamster hammond and the ginger nob would all just fucking disappear
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> In 2005, it was confirmed that Evans and Piper would divorce, with Piper publicly stating that she would take no money from Evans. Almost three years after they had separated, Evans and Piper divorced in May 2007, but have remained on good terms.[56]

Where were you when Billie Piper was confirmed for god tier
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>>70568625
I await her 3rd coming.
1 - Shit popstar
2 - Dr who
3 - ???
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>>70568756
Adult actress
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