What does /tv/ think?
>>70553342
i like evas nude scene
it's absolute shit
not even /tv/'s mommyfu can save it
>>70553351
she's so trashy it's like watching your own sister have sex
Eva Green
I have it recorded on my Tivo, never watched it.
>>70553364
if eva green was my sister that would be suffering
Nothing with Eva in it is complete trash but this was pretty close
>>70553408
>look up her imdb page
>she's almost exclusively been in shit films
>>70553342
Zack Snyder should have directed this instead of Batman v Superman.
Retarded, American propaganda movie. Sparta was obviously supposed to be how Americans see themselves and the Persians are conflated with modern day Iranians (or Iraqis considering when the movie was released)
Xerxes was a Zoroastrian, declaring himself a God would clearly have been heretical. He didn't look like an androgynous mutant either, he had a long beard and wore robes in all of his contemporary depictions. Don't even get me started on the depiction of Artmesia.
Also, the fuck was with all the extremely homoerotic shit? Hoplites wore bronze cuirass with greaves and cuffs usually. There wasn't a standard in armour but it certainly wasn't fucking WWE speedos and capes.
Just like Sin City 2.
>Both are 7 years too late sequels
>to stylish films
>based on Frank Miller books
>both needed to pull a story out of their ass
This was double weird with Sin City because the story they created meant TWICE in the same movie a main character lies to Marv about a woman being beaten in order to manipulate him into providing support while assaulting a millionaires secure compound
And biggest one
>both movies are shit and Eva Green's performance and her tits are the only redeeming things about them
