Littlehead edition
>>70544755
dubs and I wont watch everything from the start
>>70547213
1st 4 Kwueen af da Norf
First for cersei
I'm very annoyed they turned one of my favorite characters into a joke.
>>70547213
A hundred posts late and this was the best you could OP?
Realistically, you can't survive five 2 inch deep stabs in the stomach right?
![Davos-Seaworth-662277[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MlHF5O0.jpg "Davos-Seaworth-662277[1].jpg")
That's right. I'm an expert on the subject of the Night King and his undead army. Nevermind the fact that only the Three Eyed Raven and MAYBE that fat fuck knows who that is. That's not important. What is important is that I'm best friends with Jon now, and my specialty is breaking up fights between Wildlings for no reason.
>>70547267
You're gonna have to gives us more Anon. That describes almost every character.
>>70547267
Every character is a joke now, you're gonna need to be more specific
nth for meryn fucking trant
So was the Theon and Yara at the brothel scene a kind of adaptation of Theon's chapters in the Great Hall of Winterfell being tormented by the washerwomen who use sexuality and threats of violence to kickstart his redemption arc and for him to sign up for a quest he's not totally on board with?
>>70547280
It's pretty fucking unlikely unless you have god tier luck stat and they miss all vital organs and you find a doctor within 10-15 minutes who can stop the bloodflow.
And that's if your stomach bag hasn't been punctured and your stomach acid isn't leaking out into your organs which can do some pretty heinous shit too...
Whoever that Arya is I think they're probably fucked. Be it real Arya or an impersonator.
>>70547267
tyrion was always a joke, anon
>>70547300
Whats important is that lolis love the cunnion knight and will do whatever he says.
>>70547300
He's been in the North, near Wildlings and Night's Watch, for what.. a year now? You don't think he's been filled in a bit on what's coming? Heard the legends?
Here's one for you, why the fuck hasn't Jon remembered that Sam told him his brother Bran, the male heir to Winterfell, is alive and north of the wall.
Sad reminder that we will never get "book Jaime" on the show ;_;
>>70547280
getting stabbing in the actual stomach is almost as bad as getting stabbed in the heart, you won't survive
if by stomach however you meant gut or belly, then it really depends on what organs and arteries get hit and how quickly you get help
>>70547337
>Whoever that Arya is I think they're probably fucked. Be it real Arya or an impersonator.
That's actually kinda clever writing, not kino, but at least an interesting twist
>>70547213
Post yfw:
>LSH doesnt happen
>another blacksmith appears, who isnt Gendry
>Cleganebowl turns into Loras volunteering
>yuron somehow overtakes Theon and Yarasha
>another fart joke happens
>"becos u hab no gog :DDD"
>>70547280
its happened. its not likely, but its happened.
>>70547263
Why has the north taken over parts of the vale and the riverlands?
>>70547381
>He's been in the North, near Wildlings and Night's Watch, for what.. a year now?
I actually have no idea.
I think the show would benefit a great deal if at the beginning of each episode we were given a date or something.
>>70545886
He might end up closer to Savonarola
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girolamo_Savonarola
Another Christian millenarian/populist reformist who took over a city. Savonarola fell from power after his scandalous failure in a trial by fire -- ironically, the fire didn't harm him, because there was no actual fire to be set, since it suddenly started raining in the public square, preventing any trial from occurring at all. I guess people weren't keen to believe God might think outside the box like that.
Here's what I can make out of Sansa's letter:
...sh
[...] write to you [...] me [...]. Now you have a chance to fulfill your promise.
[...] Knights of the Vale are under your command. Ride north for Winterfell.
Lend us your aid and I shall see to it that you are rewarded.
Sansa Stark
>S7 is only going to be 7 episodes
How? A lot of S6 has been stuff from ADWD. And Presumably the rest of is it what's going to be in TWOW. How is S7 going to combine all of the shit that happens in ADOS and the sloppy leftovers of TWOW?
>>70547426
then don't watch the show if you hate it so much
>>70547375
But for someoen to be using Arya's face, Arya would have to be dead
It was most definitely Arya getting stabbed on that bridge, unless she is already dead
>>70547416
I think it would be a really impressive move for them to kill Arya.
That would mean they're 3 for 3 on plotlines they couldn't solve so they just stab them in the stomach area to remove the plot strand. I'd actually kind of respect it.
>>70547426
>Davos doesn't kill the Red Woman
>Sansa kills Littlefinger
>Jaime is obsessed with Cersei and wants to burn Riverrun to the ground
>Blackfish dies
>>70547408
we will once Cersei goes full Aerys
>>70547467
SansaxRobin + Tully claim.
>I'm going to go fuck the tits of this one
what did she mean by this?
>>70547315
>>70547317
Theon. I'm not sure what he's around for anymore.
>>70547467
That's the entirety of The Vale and The Riverlands, and the reasons I think are fairly obvious
>>70547485
No, the FM already wore her face last season
>>70547478
We're getting a Season 8 too, 6 episodes long.
>>70547539
Honestly I think he is going to get Quentyned.
>>70547408
we did in season 4, then he got back to kings landing and D&D de-evolved him, but all the Harrenhal scenes were spot on real Jamie
>>70547538
scissoring I guess
>>70547546
Oh......They're smaller than I thoughtfooking crownlands fook everything up
>>70547538
>lesbian """"""""""sex""""""""""
>>70547574
Why would he ever go down into the dragon pit?
Why was that dragon pit scene even included?
>>70547413
dude you can survie 'days' even weeks with a gut wound, they even establish this with Arya in the show (season 4)
>wake up
>see 4 bearloli's standing over you
What do?
>>70547408
People don't change at their core
Jaime has been humbled, but his loyalties havent changed
>>70547619
In the preview they showed Arya jumping around, though
>>70547605
>Why would he ever go down into the dragon pit?
didn't tyrion release them?
Daily reminder that we will NEVER get Dark Sansa in the show
>>70547539
He's going to marry dany. She's barren, he has no dick, it's perfect
>>70547538
some kind of scissor action I expect
Post most misused talent on show
>>70547645
He unchained them, they're still in the catacombs apparently.
>>70547538
she's a pirate. she has a peg dick.
>>70547576
2nd this, the bath scene was brilliant prob my favorite in the whole show
>>70547620
Bend the knee obviously.
>>70547408
Book Jaime is Show Jaime without his Cersei obsession. Hes still the same character essentially.
>>70547593
>He doesn't beat off the lesbian porn
Are you from one of those ''mature'' countries?
>>70547620Try to hide boner
>all these people saying arya wasn't the one stabbed because they can't comprehend her not getting a revenge assassination plot
yara is a rapist btw
that was no brothel of prostitutes it was one of sex slaves
>>70547619
as i literally just said
a gut wound is not the same thing as a stomach wound
gut wound yeah sure maybe, stomach wound you are dead in seconds or minutes tops
>>70547643
oh well that's retarded then, unless they use the famous no indication time skip
>>70547649
Good. Dark Sansa was a stupid idea. I'd rather see her off partying with Harry than that shit.
>>70547497
It would mean we have been following her this whole time with no payoff
might aswell have just had her kiled in season 1 when the household is stormed
>>70547512
Screencap this post
>>70547726
>implying thats a bad thing
she's supposed to be a BAMF anon
>>70547500
>Davos doesn't kill the Red Woman
Speaking of which, where is she?
>>70547213
THE NORTH REMEMBERS
>>70547408
Beause who doesnt wanna see a brother have such an obession for his sister?
>>70547749
She was jumping around in Braavos with the waif chasing her
>>70547765
>>70547765
K
now what?
How the hell are they going to wrap up the entire show in 13 episodes after this season?
Unless the wall comes tumbling down in episode 10, which is doubtful, I would say they need at least two full seasons minimum to wrap this shit up
>>70547473
CIA confirmed
>>70547748
either way my argument doesn't work cause of her swim, no fucking way, the pain alone should have caused her to drown
>>70547810
all your favorite stuff is going to be cut out entirely or reduced to 2 minutes of half assed acting.
>>70547500
>Sansa kills littlefinger
Why the fuck would she do that? D&D would never kill such a based man
>>70547678
Yeah, he only unchained them because when the Targaryens of Old did that their dragons withered away and each successive generation was smaller until they were no bigger than cats.
Hes been feeding them too, and they're as big as S5 Drogon so after they've been nourished to proper weight they're ready to be ridden
>>70547810
Well they cut Dorne and theyre killing everyone, so Im guessing it will just be shit
>>70547810
It does
if you went to Balticon and had a dinner with GRRM
what would you ask him?
>>70547821
Could be Sweetrobin
>>70547810
why? literally nothing has happened for 2 seasons
do they need 2 more to wrap nothing up?
>>70547868
what kind of salad dressing does he like? can i have the recipe for lemon cakes? where is blackfyre?
>>70547868
i would ask him to turn around as i shit in his soup
>>70547868
why the fuck are you here? go home and write fatman
>>70547868
What he thought about the show's version of Loras as a stereotype
>>70547720
It was her that got stabbed, but the actress she spared will nurse her back to health
>>70547868
What lies to the east of the Five Forts?
>>70547810
HBO loves the shekels too much not to give us 2 full seasons even if its mostly filler.
>>70547868
If he intends to fix catspaw
>>70547836
not necessarily, adrenaline etc
people get shot in firefights and carry on/ don't notice
if ignoring pain equals survival then your body can handle almost any amount
guys
jacquen = arya
>>70547868
"Did Theon really get castrated in the books?"
it would be nice to get a confirmation either way since the show went blatant with it but GRRM never gave a proper answer for the books
if he gave a vague answer or dodged the question, I think there's more to Theon's dick than we think
>>70547937
The grey wastefoocking wikifags
>>70547786
> who's this little boy?
What if Arya LET herself be stabbed deliberately so she could fall into the sewer and appear to die. That way the waif and jaqen think she is dead. That would explain why she just walked around in broad daylight and stood kind of nonchalantly looking at the sunset without even caring about her surroundings all while knowing she marked for death by the league of shadows.
What if getting stabbed was part of her plan?
I mean the only other explanation would be terrible writing.
>>70547868
when is the nextwild cardscoming?
>>70547586
>>70547953
the physical act of swimming puts strain on your abdomen, fucking hell I've been seriously injured (reconstructive surgury etc.) and I cannot imagine the kinda pain she'd be experiencing, like enough to knock her out from just the sheer agony
>>70548004
Seems a bit of a risk. What if she slit her throat instead? And she couldn't be sure of surviving a tomach wound
rate the Northern Lords
>Lord Bolton
>Lady Stark
>Lord Snow
>Lord Karstark
>Lord Umber
>Lady Mormont
>Lord Glover
>>70547977
nah its gone root and stem
>>70548004
What are you, stupid? It was no one.
>>70548058
sorry mate I'm asking GRRM not you
>>70548028
yes but you didnt have andrenaline coursing through your veins or were running from your life when that happened.
the swimming was not out of the realm of reality
>>70548043
they're all shit, that's why their people live in such poverty and the northern cities are all shitholes.
>>70547763
It's called cutting your losses
>>70548081
and I responded, fucking ungrateful fans, im killing Wun Wun fuck you all
>>70548081
Take anons answer. Grum would be too busy thinking about salad dressing to answer your question.
>>70547984
Yes, but what's in the Grey Waste is what im asking.
how long Game of Thrones would last if the current american army showed up?
>>70548124
A wasteland, probably greyish in color
>be handed the GOAT fantasy character
>cast an actor who is perfect for the role
>completely butcher his character
Thanks D&D
>>70548124
wasteland
>>70548127
Only as long as it took to physically occupy the land
>>70548127
wat? huh? maybe rephrase that question buddy.
>>70548124
Then ask that. GRRM is like a genie, he'll use twist every word you use against you.
What's stopping the Night King from sending his entire army along the sea floor and emerging on the coast?
>>70547675
He had so much potential.
>>70548127
Most likely forever.
>>70548124
Grey Waste
>>70547538
I'd fuck the tits off of Yara
>>70548127
They don't stand a chance against dragons and WW so assuming all of planetos teams up the yanks wont last long.
>>70548174
the water pressure would kill the wights before they got too far
>>70548174
Tides?
>>70548153
What aee you talking about, show Jaime is perfect. He loves Cersei and is finally out of the kingsguard.
>>70548124
cold desert
>>70548163
no
it's literally that
Some maester fucked up with the glasscandles and it creates a wormhole in the middle of westeros and the american army goes through it
because this serie has become such a joke it makes me wish this happens
can three apache helicopters kill Drogon?
>>70548174
P L O T
L
O
T
>>70548124
tell me what you see.
>>70547675
>>70547213
DABID is much better looking than Dan
What did she mean by this? Was it 2deep4u bullshit like sending a message to god?
>>70548127
indefinitely since the us army cant attack first unless shot at and theirs no oil
soldiers will take six month trips to whorehouse funland driving in circles for no reason
>>70548263
Map of the dungeon showing where the wildfyre is kept
Something I enjoyed about last 2 episodes is that they introduced us to new things (like Bear Island, Horn's Hill) that make Westeros feel more 'alive' instead of focusing only on the same old people/places that we've been seeing for 5 seasons and make the world seem ''smaller'' in a way
>>70548240
I remember seeing that and thinking 'oh, I guess that is standard dress in Bravos
But you're probably right, that was probably Arya
And why didn't the one who got stabbed have Needle?
It still doesnt make sense to me how she would have out her face on someone else
I checked on IMDB and Thoros is in the last episode of season 6..... ITS HAPPENING
new theory
The waif = Arya
Fight club twist, it's Arya internally dealing with her own self hatred and vicious side
>>70548263
the fact you have to ask shows your autism
Reminder you will never suck on sansa stork's tits
>>70548256
He is also the better writer though I guess that isn't saying much.
>>70548240
BRAVO NOLAN
R
A
V
O
>>70548240
HOLY FUCK
>>70548282
They should have done that episodes ago. This season has been a mess of pacing. This felt like it should have been episode 3-4, not 7
>>70548234
Probably, dragons have been killed by spears through the eye, bullets would tear them apart
>>70548263
>watching the episode with normie friends
>here, I may seem insane to you but take this secret note with a flower (the symbol of our house) on it
>WUZZATMEAN
>ANON EXPLAIN WUZATMEAN
>>70548289
not a new theory.
>>70548263
Enough small talk. Why are you here?
>>70548043
>>Lord Bolton
3/10
>>Lady Stark
1/10
>>Lord Snow
5/10
>>Lord Karstark
4/10
>>Lord Umber
8/10
>>Lady Mormont
10/10
>>Lord Glover
6/10
>>70548288
Just to die to the hound
>>70548327
pedo/10
>>70548174
mermen and kraken
not even joking
>>70548321
Did people actually think she was a religious nut?
>>70548325
Doesn't matter why were here, what matters is our plan
>>70547426
>Cleganebowl turns into Loras volunteering
the only one of those that could actually not be shite
>>70548289
that's fucking stupid
>>70548263
>Flower
>Fleur
>Fleuras
>Loras
>Save Loras
>>70547280
You would until the adrenaline from realising what happened to you stops pumping.
>>70548342
yes, even after the whole exchange with loras where they pretty much spell it out.
>>70548359
Which is?
>>70548362
This is show Loras though, he'll be talkin about frills and sucking Olyvar's dick instead of fighting.
>>70548234
they'd run out of fuel first so no choppers past day 1, they'd run out of ammo so no guns past week 1, If kevlar is worn it needs to be replaces every few months so no armor past month 3, basically they'll do a lot of damage first week then their fucked
>>70548209
>>70548269
Nuke the far north
Put bruce willis on this shit, makes an atom bomb based on that metal that kills them
nuke everybody, colonize Sothoryos and call it brazil
>>70547538
>American degeneracy
You fat fucks ruin everything. Now you're trying to promote more of this shit to everyone.
Fuck you.
Any chance Stannis could still be alive?
I mean, why didn't they show his death? If they didn't want to make a fake head they could have just stabbed him in the heart.
The mentioned him a lot last episode.
>>70547855
Littlefinger will sacrifice himself for Sansa because of his true love for Catelyn.
How did he turn from the most perfect little shota into John Oliver's nerdy teenage son?
>>70548400
You know nothing about munitions
>>70548386
No one cared who I was until I got stabbed by the dragonglass
How is she going to reward him?
a.) cunny
b.) anal
c.) oral
d.) all of the above
>>70548413
They mentioned him to set up the part with Davos finding that stupid toy stag.
>>70548335
Reminder that Euron is quite literally going to summon Krakens with blood magic to wipe out the Redwyne fleet.
>>70548004
My hopeful theory:
The Arya we see get stabbed is actually Jaqen. The only thing I have that can support this is that she doesn't have Needle with her, which is strange because the last time we see Arya before this scene is her grabbing Needle. Where would she leave it that wasn't that exact same hiding spot?
I think Jaqen was actually testing the Waif, noticing how much she dislikes Arya for being a noble. She isn't really no-one, and Jaqen notices it and is luring her to a trap. Why reveal they have Aryas face as a disguise if they aren't planning to use it?
>>70548413
He's almost certainly alive. Brienne wouldnt kill him in cold blood like that.
>>70548372
>rose
>rows
>grows
>gendry rows
>>70548407
>t.mudslime
Hate to break it to you Ahmed but shit part of the world is as homo as it gets.
>>70548413
think D&D said something about 'respecting the character' when explaining why his death wasn't shown on screen.
Which is fucking far cry from what they did to him in the previous episodes. The guy's character arc got fucking butchered
This is your final boss.
>>70548466
Nice.
>>70548424
He doesn't have fucked up teeth like John Oliver
>>70548372
>>70548240
Do you think Syrio Forel was one of the faceless men?
>House Glover
>symbol is a fucking glove
>>70548425
sure thing, also cant make gunpowder on planetos so no chance of making more, only what each individual carries how long do you think their ammo will last anon?
>>70548413
Don't do this to yourself, anon.
>>70548438
pls be anal
>>70548487
Glover? I barely know her!
>>70548471
Worst casting yet.
>>70548466
wow
this image is incredibly irrelevant/inaccurate/outdated/wrong now
>>70548471
In the books for sure, in his lovecraftian nightmare lair in the ruins of old town.
In the show he's just gonna get Rekt
>>70548458
I know, it'll be awesome
>>70548471
How does he loses his eye?
>>70548464
Sure she would. Show Brienne is nothing like book Brienne anymore.
>>70548287
>It still doesnt make sense to me how she would have out her face on someone else
yeah it doesn't really make sense considering we've already seen a faceless man (Jaqen??) wearing Aryas face before. Unless that was a hallucination.
>>70548468
Lol, fuck off fat ass.
I'm CANADIAN.
We make ours strong here.
I'm so straight, I'd fuck both your mom and your sisters too. Mmm yeah.
Lol fuck America. You are cancer. Canada is 50x better.
>>70548529
He has both eyes doesn't he? Just the one is black or red.
Im literlly passing out im so tired but i just cant stop shitposting
>>70548529
He still has 2 eyes, he just wears an eyepatch for shits and giggles to hide his black eye
>>70548522
Fucking depressing when you put it like that.
>>70548174
>Gents, let's take a walk!
I see someone knows kino.
>>70548512
>It's a "Madds mikkelsen is a good actor" episode
>>70548562
go the fuck to sleep.
>>70548546
>a fucking LEAF
SALSA'S LETTER TO CIA:
>"..you swore to protect me, you failed. Now you have a chance to fulfill your..."
>"..knights of the vale are under your command. Ride for Winterfell.."
>"..lend us your aid, and I shall see to it that you are rewarded."
>>70548543
But isn't their whole thing that the faces of the people they wear are from those who are dead?
>>70548564
You have it backwards. He keeps his red eye hidden and only brings it out whenever he needs to use his sharingan
>>70548546
Oh I remember you
>>70548564
>He still has 2 eyes, he just wears an eyepatch for shits and giggles to hide his black eye
Did George came up with this shit?
>>70548588
hey it's me, ur niece
>>70548588
Why the fuck did they play this like a mystery? Who else would she write to?
>>70548438
>Implying Littlefinger won't read the letter, shake his head in disgust and toss it into the fire
She's used goods. Ramsay might've given her up to Moon Boy for all I know.
>>70548597
I believe you mean his Geass friend.
>>70548309
Yes, that's for sure, but they had to remind us of how powerful Kelly C was, deal with all the plots they set up in last season's finale, and also dispose of all the minor characters for some reason.
>>70548615
Yes, it may have been a different colour eye, can't remember. That's why he's called crows eye
>>70548546
>I'm CANADIAN
Is that something to be proud of?
![frogfu[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/p6vTGrP.gif "frogfu[1].gif")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>70548471
Why the fuck do Americans have to be so mentally scarred and project they're fatness onto good characters?
Can you people do anything right?
I mean Jesus Christ. I see a lot of you, and I do mean A LOT of you on Reddit fucking bitching and whining about how the site is "anti-American", but honestly, do you really blame the much more superior Europeans and Canadians for pointing out how much shit you are?
Hell, it's getting better. I'm starting to see a trend here with my fellow Canadians calling you out on your bullshit on these threads too. It's fucking great to watch you fat pieces of shit gettin' it good.
You had this comin' a long time too.
>>70548583
>>70548607
Let me just say that i'm very sorry for how my supposed countryman has been acting.
He is no true canadian
why the fuck do people say Nuncle rather than uncle in the books?
>>70548618
So that it is a suprise when the battle is about to be lost and CIA shows up to save the day at the end.
But I don't think it was meant to be that secret
>>70548675
same reason they say ser instead of sir.
>>70548588
>CIA offers her a choice to marry Ramsay
>she willingly agrees
>suffers the consequences
>you FAILED to protect me, you will NEVER understand what he did to me
Why is she so insufferable?
>>70548263
To me it was that she is still loyal to highgarden an d the whole piety thing is just an act
>>70548675
This post is like nipples on a breastplate!
>>70548675
Mayhaps it's simply the way they speak.
>>70548675
same reason they say break their fast instead of have breakfast
>house stark
>symbol is some fucking wolf instead of the iron man suit
>no one quips
>>70548643
Yeah, anything that's NOT American is great, dumb ass.
You're American """""education""""" strikes again.
Hahah, fat ass. It's hard not to laugh at you.
>>70548643
YES
VERY
>>70548690
She didn't know what Ramsay was like
CIA either did or should have known
RIP in piece Swearengen
>>70548683
It clearly was, because normies are like DUUUUH WHO SHE WRITE TOO?
>>70548665
do lots of Canadians hate americans?
>>70548618
i've seen people (no joke) guessing she wrote to margaery, the high sparrow, jaime, blackfish, theon, euron, dany, house cerwyn, house forrester, lord glover, ramsay.
if you suggest LF they laugh and say something retarded like pic related.
>>70548675
Nuncle is a real world or more accuratly, was.
>>70548593
ya thats what I thought too.
So I'm guessing this really was some sort of a hallucination then yes? (side effect of going blind?)
https://youtu.be/KgT8CMJSTTw
>>70548688
Ser is legitimately 'old timey' Nuncle is not never been used for real ever George just thinks it sounds 'old' even though its less then a century old
>>70548715
They confirmed CIA didnt know about Ramsey, which is retarded
>>70548703
Autism?
what if stannis was actually alive and took arya's place to pretend to get stabbed so that arya would be alive
So, are we going to see based Manderly being based or not?
I'm starting to doubt D&D desu
>>70548491
30 days minimum, and that includes fuel and parts for any motorized equipment.
70% of the US military is logistics/support who never actually see combat. if the US had a 4x style passive bonus, it'd be fucking logistics or military supply.
>>70548733
Hate is too strong, more like dislike. Most just see you as dumber and more dangerous versions of ourselves.
>>70548715
She should be writing an angry letter to Dabid then
>>70548733
It's a meme here in Canada to hate Americans but when you get right down to it we're pretty much the same.
surprise buttsex
>>70548738
>reading YouTube comment sections
Not even once
>>70548739
no it was never a real word, Ser was, Break Fast was Nuncle nope never
>>70548564
His eye is black. Pretty sure there is something magical about it which is why he hides it.
>>70548438
spiteful handjob before
D after the battle
>>70548643
Fuck you. Americans always talking shit.
Seriously, get fucked you fat cuck.
I know for a fucking fact that you fat lardos say shit because you're own country is shit. Fuck off.
>>70548738
