>That guy that wears basketball shorts to the cinema
>>70547181
>not going everywhere in a hoodie, sweats, and slippers with your keys on a lanyard around your neck and a gallon of water in hand
it's like you never been in college brah
>being comfortable is wrong
Ok OP
>>70547181
Whatcha gonna do white boy? Shoot up the theater?
>>70547248
It's autistic as fuck. Wearing shorts in general is autistic as fuck unless you're a cute girl wearing daisydukes.
>that guy who buys popcorn in the soda stand
>>70547306
Please explain how wearing shorts is autistic
>that guy that wears cinema pants to basketball practice
>that guy who buys a large drink and fills it up with only ice at the self-serve machine
>that guy who wears nothing at all to the cinema
>>70547306
Try not wearing shorts in Phoenix
>>70547306
>Wearing shorts in general is autistic as fuck
huh?
>>70547306
cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around
>>70547181
Pic related, its OP.
>tfw i wear gym shorts everywhere but dinner and class
Feels good to not be a fat fuck.
>>70547181
>he's never gotten a handie in the theatre
Why even live?
>>70547181
>that half-second feel of confusion when you see something familiar on a different board
>>70547404
sheik attire is actually the best thing to wear in the scorching desert. The cloth prevents the sun from heating you up as much and the wind through the tiny holes facilitates evaporation of sweat and cooling
>that guy who wears his popcorn to the movie stand
>that guy that goes by himself on opening night to see a comic book movie
Saw fags do this for BvS, Civil War and Deadpool
>>70547306
oh fuck off. it's autistic to imply that there's any sort of "dress code" when going to watch a movie.
stop paying attention to what other men are wearing and you'll live a much happier life.
>the guy who jerks off to the non nude parts
>>70547306
Try wearing jeans in Texas where its hot and fucking humid.
>>70547554
why are you watching other people so closely?
>>70547558
>just b urself heh :)
>>70547306
t. pic related.
>>70547621
what does t. mean
>>70547537
where can you get this attire? getting real tired of the heat.
>>70547621
>Ma'am can you pick the school shooter out of this line up?
>>70547589
I live in Oklahoma City. I never ever see any man 20-40 wear shorts of any kind outside the gym or public pool. All jeans.
>>70547423
>>70547368
It's true. Shorts are okay if you're a teenager. Once you reach adulthood, it's time to ditch the shorts and strictly wear pants, unless the situation calls for shorts (swimming, athletics)
>>70547609
Can you blame him? Nigga don't want to get shot, the last thought he wants to have is not a scene from dawn of justice.
>>70547181
/fit/ pls go
>>70547621
someone post the version with the aussie banter roasting each one of them
>>70547689
I've never been to Oklahoma so I have no clue how the weather is there.
>>70547302
I am going to shoot some sperm in your moms tight negro pussy
>>70547621
ghost in the shell: forever alone complex
>>70547637
been wondering this too. wasn't sure if it was some new ebonics shit or a wordfilter.
>>70547181
Nothing else fits anymore, pls no bully
>>70547725
There are many.
Which one are you referring to?
>>70547785
>>70547637
It means "regards"
>>70547621
They look fucking stupid. Is this really a /fa/ meet up?
>>70547785
its Finnish for regards
>>70547589
I don't. I'm fat so pants make me feel trapped. Unfortunately I'm always the only fella in the room with shorts. Even the other fatties are wearing blue jeans. Just something you notice when it always happens.
>>70547181
>not being comfy
>implying people actually care and aren't too busy being wrapped up in their own little self-absorbed universes.
>>70547637
>>70547785
it's an /int/ meme (although its roots go back further). It means "regards" in Finnish if I recall correctly. So it's essentially the same thing as saying "signed: so & so".
>>70547785
>>70547637
>>70547830
It means terveisin which is Finish for regards. It mostly came to 4chan through fin-posters on /int/ (and also krautchan). You can meme with it by making a strawman mockery of someone or something you're trying to insult and follow it up with a t. [descriptor] e.g.
>gibsmedat
t. liberals
>>70547873
We care. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
>>70547913
I fucking hate people who pay attention to what other people look like or are doing in public. Mind your own business normie piece of shit.
>>70547621
They look like Matrix rejects
>>70547706
I unironically try to be as unpleaseant as possible when going alone to the theater, the feeling of people fearing that I'm a potential shooter or a loser creep (which I am) gives me power.
Those normie pussies don't even try to call the staff or threaten me when I aggresively stare at QTs in the cinema.
>>70547621
What is up with blue's neck? Looks shooped.
>>70548053
Sure pal, whatever you wanna believe
>>70548053
/tv/ is such a magical place, it's like a 50/50 shot if this post is serious
>>70548076
You'd be surprised to see some giraffe people.
>>70548130
Rather have no neck or a long neck??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEemjS2lMeA
>>70548128
>implying anyone on /tv/ would have the balls to stare girls in the face with no fear of being beaten up or complained about
>>70548255
>Projecting this hard
>>70547621
t. cargo shorts all year round.
>>70548290
>>70547181
>2016
>still going to the cinema
seriously?
>>70548312
>everyone must be a shut-in to enter my secret club!
>>70547181
Fuck, this is me. Do you guys all hate me?
>>70547404
>>70547589
It's your own fault for living in the third world.
>>70547704
Why
>>70548312
>Getting triggered by filenames
>>70548312
must have hit a nerve
>>70547913
>my personality is so lacking that I have to compensate by quantifying the value of others' outfits, even though they don't give a fuck whether or not I even exist, so that I have something to feel smug about
You and the other people bitching about other people's wardrobe at the movies are basically the equivalent of a living Seventeen magazine. You should try seeking out some humility and perspective
>>70547704
Sucks to be you tbqh
>>70547306
Atlanta here. Fuck you, it's 90° and humid as a motherfucker. Why wouldn't you wear shorts unless you're at a job with a dress code?
>>70547621
>Third from the right
I'd fuck him until he couldn't walk right.
>>70547637
regards
>>70547306
Holy fuck, you plebs, you seriously took this bait? Jesus Christ what happened to this board
>>70548804
what are you even talking about? every board on 4chan falls for bait 100 percent of the time, and it's been that way for years. 50 percent of the threads on this site are bait at least, how have you not noticed this before?
>>70548804
>it was merely an act
IT'S FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE FUCK ANYONE AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT WHAT'S COVERING MY DICK.
>>70548873
boxers or briefs?
>>70547371
Why the fuck am I laughing so hard
>>70548935
Boxer briefs. Best of both worlds.
>that guy who works as the cinema rapist and wears all black tactical gear so people confuse him for the cinema shooter
What television and film does /tv/ watch when they lift?
>>70548936
>anon walks into Walmart
>he's got his basketball shorts on
>sneers and odd looks everywhere
>going to the movies later
>Cinema Pants 40% off
>anon is saved
>God Bless America
>>70549019
dumb frogposter
>>70549122
The Cuckold
>>70547306
K senpai live in arizona
It was 113 today
