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I'm going to post James Bond RT Scores and you guys are going to discuss if you think they're right or wrong.
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>>70537219
Fuck off, /co/
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>>70537219
>You guys are going to discuss if you think they're right or wrong.
You're not the boss of me.
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>all the old ones get okay to mediocre reviews
>craig era bonds get 97%

Movie reviewers have gotten more pleb over time. There I saved you time of posting each one.
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>>70537219
>96%
>not 93%
fuck RT
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>>70537353
you'd be surprised at how high some of the older ones are.
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too high?
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thus the Campy Schlock begins..
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rebound!
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what the fuck? waaaay too high imo.
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>>70537438
This deserves higher score. There are a TON of things that lazenby got right, and this movie has some of the best most classic bond moments in the franchise.

I think it also struck the best balance between realism and fantastical adventure.
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and back to Schlock...
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>>70537671
>>70537618
>>70537573
>>70537507

Moore is funnier than all the other bonds. He has more wit, is less of a brute, etc etc.

Some people think that's not what bond should be, but I honestly think he added a lot to following characterizations.
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Guess who's back!
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Daniel Craig's are not james bond movies
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>>70537768
well, he's very off base with what Ian Fleming intended.
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>>70537838
please take your memes and fuck off to reddít
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BASED DALTON has arrived to save this franchise.
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>>70537885
Wow! What a view!
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HA, what a legend.
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>>70537477
way to high on both counts
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Here's a personal favorite. Too low imo.
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>>70538043
>>70537997
audience score too low desu, critics i can understand because muh moore

>>70538093
and then we go...
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He deserved so much better...

>>70538136
Baby Boomers just wanted the schlocky campiness back. It was ahead of it's time. Dark Bond is best Bond because that's what Fleming intended.
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>>70537671
not too high IMO, Moonraker is Moore's best. Fight me
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>>70537353

>craig
>bond
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>>70538243
eh, i thought this one was alright. its like a better moore camp movie.

but compared to what happened next
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WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
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>>70538272
>Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Craig
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>>70538306
criminally underrated
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Any review that gives any Bond movie higher than a 7/10 is immediately wrong. Those movies are fucking trash almost invariably.
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>>70538306
>we need the mtv audience
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>>70538243
>>70538093

Tomorrow Never Dies is much better than Goldenmeme though
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Now this is some fucking bullshit. The last two were soooo much better than this shitfest.
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>>70538452
>succeeds in invoking classic bond themes
wut
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>>70538480
lmao
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>>70538243
I can't remember if i saw this movie or if I just posted the PS1 game too much.
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KEK THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN BEHIND THIS MOVIE I SWEAR
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>>70538304
Brosnan Camp > Moore Camp
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>>70538598
>>70538524
>someone looked at this and said "this is okay"
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>>70538452
Probably 15% higher than it should be only because people liked Halle Berry. The movie completely shits the bed once it gets to the ice palace
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>>70537885
>>70538452
What the hell. I can easily put AVTAK in my top 15, and DaD is literally the worst Bond movie.
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>>70538449
>Goldenmeme
Kill yourself.
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>>70538648
i disagree
>>70538524
>>70538598
at least moonraker had decent effects
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>>70538648

moonraker was amazing
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>>70538648
>this actually happened
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>>70538682
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>>70537768

>Moore Funnier

nice grammar, fag
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>>70538598
>>70538524
what video game is this?
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>>70538747
Agreed, stupid in some ways but incredibly entertaining, with a GOAT villain
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>>70538648
which star wars movie is this?
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and now we arrive to the best movie in the entire franchise.

The one that finally portrayed the story and the character the way Ian Fleming intended with stunning accuracy (aside from Lazenby and Dalton and early Connery)

With a fantastic intro as well: https://youtu.be/A1AMUmkj-ck
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>>70538951
>best
id say top 4. OHMSS is criminally underrated
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>>70539039
>>70538951
boring
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>>70538951

>he thinks anything after dad is part of the franchise
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>>70539078
take your memes back to reddlt, son.
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>>70539116
love this one
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>>70539116
way too overrated
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>>70538682

>muh vidya!

90's faggot get out
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>>70539078
>thinking DAD deserves to be in this franchise above anything
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>>70539218
6.5/10 is accurate.
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>>70539172

It's not a good film, but at least it's a Bond film.
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>>70537885
What the fuck? I love this one. All the others I can kind of agree with
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>>70539276
>Skyfall is the 23rd James Bond film produced by Eon Productions and released in 2012. It features Daniel Craig in his third performance as James Bond, and Javier Bardem as Raoul Silva, the film's villain.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyfall
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>>70539276
>DAD is a bond film
its fucking austin powers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZRYO8BcL4
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>>70538951
>OP reveals himself as the craigfag autist who shitposts in all of the Bond threads
should have known
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>>70539364
I only post from my phone though.
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>>70539409
I want to dip his toes in chocolate sauce and spray them with cummies
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>>70539039
If the editing for the action scenes was done properly and wasnt jason-bourne esque it would have been a fine film.
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>>70539442
what the fuck
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>>70539500
I agree.

https://youtu.be/z7kFoR4m1Y0
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>>70537438
this was the best bond film and it's not even close

t. watched all movies, read all novels
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>>70539172
why is Dalton so smug?

Is it because he had the best track record in good movies?
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>>70537885
it's got a great ending though.
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>>70539732
because he's the GOAT and he knows it
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>>70539744
the part where q spies on bond shagging a woman 30 years his junior?
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>>70537352
Spot on.
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>>70539592
The car chase scene at the beginning too. There was so much potential. Beautiful italian scenery, alfa romeos and aston martins.

Just makes me sad in a way.
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>>70537352
what's the deal with this movie?
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>>70539039
i remeber watching this movie when it came out and thought it was good.

then i watched the opera webm and i wonder now...
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>>70539879
someone had the rights to do a james bond movie of casino royale and they made a spoof
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>>70539900
it's decent but flawed. the third act is pretty exciting.
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>>70537352
fuck this shit
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>>70540161
Weren´t those workshy writers on strike while they were fiming it or something.
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>>70537885
this one is great but the parts with the horses at the start takes forever
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>>70538272
Ironic that a meme with a plane in it can't seem to get off the ground
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>>70540329
Yes, it was the writers strikes that kinda muffed it up, but I don't see it a total failure. It's still mentioned in Spectre and Skyfall so the makers don't regret making it.

The practical effects were really good and the action is much more understandable upon rewatches.
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>>70540426
kek, savage.

check out this autism.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/bond%20girls%20laughing/
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>>70540532
>for your eyes only is his favorite bond flick
>Moore
>bond
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>>70538452
Is halle berry the worst bond girl?
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>>70540896
Her or stacey sutton

>>70540610
that was a pretty alright movie though. better than brosnans later years. wouldve been a masterpeice if dalton agreed to do it when they offered
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>>70537507
Too low
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>>70537310
>>70537438
>>70537618
>>70539218
Should be in the 90s

>>70537477
>>70537671
Should be in the 80s
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>>70537438
>>70537997
>>70538043
too low

>>70538452
>>70537477
too high
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>>70541070
OHMSS and Spectre are better than people give them credit for.
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>>70539218
honestly pretty funny.
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>>70539218
>I don't like this film
Why?
>It's a James Bond film

You're not a James Bond fan if you didn't like Spectre.
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>>70537352
It should be lower

>>70537438
This needs to be higher. Lazenby was actually good.

>>70537618
Needs to be higher

>>70538452
Fuck this shit should be single digits

>>70538093
Overrated
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>>70542535
true, it stuck to the traditional formula.

I think people are still butthurt that Craig is blonde...

SONIC'S ARMS ARENT BLUE REEEEEE

Autism
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>>70539218
How was it?
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>>70543313
it was okay. third act was pretty wonky and the villian was hammy as hell. excellent carchase though
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>>70543351
I liked Waltz's Blofeld
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>>70539263
>yfw people save and post your grids

:)
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>>70544780
what can I say? it's a fantastic grid.

Still on the look out for a Casino Royale and QoS one.
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>>70538598
I was 10 years old when this movie came out and I STILL thought this looked fake as fuck
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>>70545252
I deleted QoS, but I got Royale, so I'll have to make the Royale one

www.reddit.com/r/cinegrid btw senpai
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>>70545869
dope.
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>>70537392
Should be higher top 3 bond films imo
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>>70537671
It works on sheer absurdity. Went from fairly sane to totally absurd very quickly too.

Solid movie, not what I look for in Bond regularly, but enjoyable.
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>>70538000
To a trips
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>>70537438
Needs to be higher.

>>70537477
This should be panned out of shame.

>>70537704
For Your Eyes Only should be higher. A real Bond film.

>>70537997
I feel Living Daylights needs to be higher than License to Kill.

>>70538093
Way too low. Should be in the 80s.

>>70538243
This is so fucking unfair. Tomorrow Never Dies is solid entertainment and the song is underrated. This will get higher with age. This pisses me off so much.

>>70539039
Bullshit hype culture. This should be in the 40s.

>>70539218
Still better than QoS.
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Brosnan movies are in ranking in order from best to worst.

Goldeneye worked because it had that Dalton grit while still being slightly funny

Tomorrow Never Dies was such a night and day difference that it surprised most people.
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>>70547380
isn't the only reason Dalton's movies weren't more popular is because people were surprised at how dark they were compared to Moore?

plebs
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>>70548099
pretty much

also the us market fucked up licence to kill by changing their title from licence revoked, wasting so much work in advertisments and posters, at the last minute
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>>70548188
well licence to kill DOES sounds a bit more exciting
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>>70537671
Moonraker is stupid as shit but it's infinitely entertaining.
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>>70537997
>>70538043
CAN'T HALT THE DALT
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>>70538598
That gunbarrel though.
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>>70548555
>bullet going in the barrel
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>>70537438
This has to be a joke.
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>>70548596
Within 20 seconds the movie tells you everything you need to know to expect from it. It's like Eon bought a fucking Austin Powers script and repurposed it just enough to make into an official Bond film.
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>>70537671
DAF and Moonraker should switch places. Moonraker is fun. DAF tries to recapture the heights of Goldfinger with a bored Connery and not much effort in general.
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>>70537758
Way too low.
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>>70548555
BUT WHY?

WHY WHY WHY???

FOR WHAT PURPOSE????
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if you could fuck one bond girl who would it be?

pic related
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>>70549031
>bond turns out to have massive balls
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>>70548805
It's self-parody just like Moonraker (intentional or unintentional, I'm not sure) and while it's not nearly as amusing as Moonraker it's still a fun ride.

The worst Bonds are the boring ones, like DAF and TMWTGG
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>>70549199
my nigga

Pam is best girl and anyone who disagrees is literally gay
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>>70549110
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>>70549199
>>70549347
Why are girls with short hair so damn attractive?
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>>70549110
Olga
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>>70549400
I don't know about anyone else, but I had a huge crush on my 2nd cousin during puberty, she always had short hair, and ever since short-hair girls have given me a huge boner
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>>70539218
Way too fucking high.

The "we're serious now" tone was strained during the schlocky hacker bits in Skyfall, but the fact that they kept it up with all the shit in this movie is just fucking grating.
>comical torture chair
>over the top airplane mountain shenanigans
>the Blofield tweest
All played completely, dead-faced seriously.
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>>70541143
The specter song is such shite
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>>70549031
Spectre:
>be the author of all Bonds pain
>It was me James
>It was me all along
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>>70549602
IT WAS ME JAMES
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>>70537507
Deserves at least an 85% for that kickass theme song
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>>70549110
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>>70539218

LOWER
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>>70537573
Why is Man with the Golden Gun so low?
I thought Lee was one of the best Bond villains and the finale was god tier.
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>>70549578
God damn I have such an agreement boner right now. This post is absolutely 100% correct, Skyfall was the beginning of reddit bond and Spectre cemented it.
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What is the best Bond themesong and why is it Diamond's Are Forever?
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Skyfall is reddit, Spectre is memes. Skyfall is reddit, Spectre is memes.
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>>70549745
>Reddit boogeyman shitposting

opinion invalided.
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>>70537263
What
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>>70549699
>>70549578

Skyfall and Spectre have that great dry British humor though.

Moore is Reddit because he's campy and fun and quippy like a Marvel movie.
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>>70549845
probably becuase capeshit fans are the ones who obnoxiously spam r/r ratings because they have no opinion or think everything is some console war

this thread was nice though
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>>70549740
wrong, it's You Only Live Twice
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>>70538752
It's his hand numb nuts
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>>70549914
It's a joke, numbnuts.
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>>70549601
Why does everyone hate the theme song of Spectre?
I thought it was okay.
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>>70538243
I like Tomorrow Never Dies. Yeoh was practically a female Bond.
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>>70549979
It fits a shitty teenage LGBT film not a Bond film
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>>70537310
thunderball was trash
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>>70537392
GOAT bond theme
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>>70550049
unfortunately she had zero chemistry with Brosnan, their "romantic" moments are awkward as fuck

Even Denise Richards was a better pairing
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>>70537811
what is the go with movie? as a bond fan should i bother watching it?
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>>70550134
It's ok, nothing special.

It's fanservise for those who like Connery.
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>>70550069
I completely disagree, it's like a bigger-budget version of Dr. No with Connery more comfortable in the role

Great film, one of the most underrated films in the series
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>>70550134
put it this way: its a better send off than DAF
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>>70549810
>Actually siding with the janitors and mods on the reddit issue

Crossposters and tourists are draining everything unique and fun out of 4chan
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>>70537811
Too high, a shitty B-movie remake of Thunderball. Only reason any critics liked it is because they were nostalgic for Sean Connery
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>>70550134
It's a remake of Thunderball, and Fleming's shitty buddy's second attempt at making money off a drunk comment he made once at a party that convinced him Fleming owed him. Still, it was better than Octopussy that came out at the same time, and it underscored just how much everyone had missed Connery after years and fucking years of Moore.
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>>70550259
calling everything you don't like Reddit is not the solution, it's basically the equivalent of downvoting.
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>>70537438

Lazenby was by far more physical than Connery or most other Bonds except maybe Craig, and so the action scenes come across as much more dynamic. The movie does suffer from pacing early on, which is somehow too rushed yet boring, but the action sequences and sheer coolness (no pun intended) of the mountain-peak clinic in both design and location offer a great deal of entertainment and awe-inspiration. The plot is pretty stupid and it does have some campy moments like the bobsled sequence, but overall it's a good combination of the camp and grit that makes the series entertaining. The ending has almost the same weight as casino royale, only we don't visibly see it harden Bond into the hardened ladie's man we know him as.
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>>70550330
he wanted to do another one in the 90s with dalton
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>>70550330
I think Octopussy is better, because the production values are higher and Glen is a better director than Kershner
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>>70549778
dame judi i'd hit that pooty
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>I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the dead ones you failed to protect.

GOAT villain.
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>>70550506
>For England, James?
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>>70549740

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFtQPgHyek
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>>70550601
>no. For me
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>>70550334
I stand 100 fucking behind the opinion that Skyfall and Spectre are reddit bond films. Skyfall was a direct response to Quantum, which was critically panned and is a meme to hate on reddit. Quantum was a perfectly fine sequel to Casino, people just bitch about it not having a bond girl who sucks Craig's dick and a villain who has a realistically attainable goal instead of some stupid shit plan.

So what do they do for Skyfall? Appease the reddit crowd. The normies.

>OMGZ WE'RE BEING HACKED, UNPLUG THE ETHERNET QUICK!!!11
>I wanted to get captured the whole time! Just like le dark knight!
>It's me Bond, Q! you know, the stupidest and most hammy part of this entire franchise, back again in the gritty reboot universe to lighten the tone and provide you with stupid gadgets like a wackadoodle! LULZ so randum!!!

Spectre just continues the pandering with Blofeld and more dumb corny tropes. The Craig bond films breathed new life into a dying and irrelevant franchise, and they had to go and fucking ruin it by pandering to the reddit hype culture meme crowd who want campy dumb Bond.

At this point, the Craig films are irredeemable.
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>>70537352
Blasphemy
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>>70549740
diamonds and Skyfall are my favorite.

Diamonds is probably the best.
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>>70550651
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>>70550111
I dont deny that.

Just kinda liked a female Bond lead that was actually competent.
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>>70550692
Skyfall and Spectre weren't campy at all.
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>>70550770
They're wrong or got paid to promote. And I like Craig a lot.
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>>70550692
>unironically using reddit
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>>70550692
Quantum was not panned at all.

It was mixed/slightly positive.
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>>70550770
Did I ever say Craig was the problem with these two movies motherfucker? It's the writing, the story and the pandering that sinks them.
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>>70550917
They had to pander a little bit, Skyfall was the 50th anniversary.
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>>70550890
>writes an entire novel shitting on reddit
>he uses reddit
Great reading comprehension
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>>70550970
he flat out used the word reddit as an adjective
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>>70538306
it's a shame that the movie was so damn boring, it's honestly in my top 5 for Bond themes. Garbage fucking nailed the tone of a good Bond song.
also
>dem oil rainbow chicks in the intro sequence
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>>70550949
No, no they didn't. Star Trek Beyond is coming out on the 50th anniversary of the franchise and it looks to be an original story instead of the hackjob lazy pandering ripoff that was Into Darkness
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>>70551002
And?
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>>70551059
means i read it just fine and its a stupid ass way of arguing
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>>70549110
>implying Sophie wouldn't be the best in bed
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>>70547380
Goldeneye was written with Dalton as bond in mind and Living Daylights was written with Brosnan as Dalton in mind.

When you think about it it makes alot of sense
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>>70537438
>retards thinking that Lazenby being a good bond makes this shit stain of a movie good.
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>>70551858
other way around. this movie is great and daf is a horrbile peice of shit for ruining its ending
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>>70551858
You've got it all wrong tho senpai. OHMSS was a good movie in spite of a shitstain of a Bond perfomance.
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>>70539116
Should be in the 80s. Good movie, but not a great bond movie.
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>>70552056
generally loved because of the long wait + had appeal for masses

still good but people ranking it the best bond when it came out was a bit much
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>>70537671

I've never understood the hate, Moonraker is admittedly goofy as fuck, but still incredibly fun Moore Bond movie.
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>>70551916
that ending felt a bit forced.
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>>70549778
great taste
like a fine wine.
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best bonds
connery
brosnan
craig
dalton
moore
lazenby

how wrong am I?
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>>70552248
dalton
connery
craig
moore
brosnan
lazenby
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>>70552281
Very Close but I'd say

Dalton
Craig = Connery
Brosnan
Lazenby
Moore
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>>70552281
so why do you feel brosnan is so low, and dalton so high?
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>>70552389
Dalton had the right mix of seriousness, dry humor and wit, being able to be romantic, cold, and emotional all the the right degrees

i liked brosnan in goldeneye, but after that he was basically turned into roger moore 2.0 without the glimpses FYEO seriousness once in awhile

good actor fucked by his time
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>>70552432
I suppose I see brosnan as good despite the movies he was in.
As for Dalton, I dunno, maybe I need to rewatch his stuff, I haven't seen one since I was a young man. It just left me the impression of a very unintimidating bond.
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>>70552432
perfect description.

shame, Baby Boomers couldn't understand his movies slightly darker tones.

Brosnan really had potential :(.
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fresh/rotten scores are not ratings though
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My Top 6

Casino Royale
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Dr. No
Skyfall
Goldeneye

Fite me bro
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>>70552959
why though, thats a pretty gud list desu
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>>70537507
Too low. Deserves much higher

>>70537573
Wtf? Does RT hate Moore?

>>70537671
Moonraker is one of the best tho

>>70537704
Ehh bit lower should be

>>70537758
I kinda agree with this

>>70537885
Fuck me... way too low. This is a really good one. Sure Moore looked a bit too old but he was still great
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>>70539164
I agree. I prefer Spectre over Skyfall.

Spectre at least had better locations and a lot more going. Too bad the script and villain writing was shit but Christoph was Goat casting
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>>70537219
Not OP but this should have been Brosnan's 5th Bond movie.

Also it deserves a higher rating.
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>>70553082
And that SPECTRE meeting was great. The movie had its flaws but there were a good handful of GOAT scenes.
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>>70552959
Pretty good but I'd put From Russia instead of Dr No
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>>70553148
Yes I loved the cinematography of that scene.

>But it felt too long and didnt have dialogue
I hate when critics say this! Also that henchman gouching out that guy's eyes was pretty gruesome for a Bond movie
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>>70538093
With a damn good game.
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>>70553205
Too bad it is never gonna be remastered and instead we got that shit craig version (I love craig as Bond I just hated that version of the game they made by entierely changing it)
>inb4 back to /v/
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>>70553241
Perfect Dark was a superior game, and at least we did get a faithful XBLA remaster of that.
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>>70553318
No way Goldeneye is far superior than Perfect
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>tfw don't remember early James Bond movies
>decide to rewatch all of them one day
>they are all cliche and formulaic as fuck
Seriously, why did people like them? Was there no better alternative back then?
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>>70552959
I'll never understand the hate for Skyfall.

Such a gorgeous movie.

Great list.
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>idiots still don't know how rotten tomatoes works
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>>70553357
nostalgia, but yes their pacing has aged horribly.

I like them but they are extremely outdated.
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>>70538364
CUTE!!
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Fact: All James Bond movies are meh or suck upon first viewing

Fact: With every rewatch they get better and better and better.

Fact: Dr. No had the worst Bond girl

Prove me wrong.
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>>70554326
>image.png
>le epic FACT stupidity
>le prove me wrong
>deeply terrible opinions

Try >>>/b/ or r/flicks
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>>70553148
>>70553082

I'm the shitty bait in >>70552959

I actually really liked individual sequences in spectre, and honestly it felt like a vignette of stereotypical bond sequences rather than a coherent film. The intro had a great atmosphere, a gadget that actually felt high-tech yet practical, and exactly one practical gag. The car chase was good, because it balanced practical gadgets with humor, and the interrogation scene would've been good if it was established that Blomfeld actually cured his nemesis of his skyfall wounds with his torture, thereby providing him the skills to shoot all of his mooks from the hip upon escaping. Also the M16 scene should have been in the middle, and blowing up the base with blomfeld inside the finale.
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>>70554594
>Also the M16 scene should have been in the middle, and blowing up the base with blomfeld inside the finale

interesting. that could work.
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>>70554573
>>image.png

>>>/qa/
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>>70537352
>higher than BvS

lmao
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>>70539172
>thinking DAD deserves to be in this franchise above anything
Personally, I hate Diamonds are forever more.
Too me it's the all time worst Bond film.
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>>70555616
same, DAD and DAF are both the series low points, but DAF had connery being lazy and terrible and was a bad sequel to a great film
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>>70555663
funny how they both had some pretty hot Bond girls though
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>>70549347
>Wayne Newton
oh, you are fucking kidding me.
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>>70555819
tiffani was so hot, gotta love redheads

>>70555990
bless your heart
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Quantum Of Solace is underrated. Had some good moments.
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>>70556199
>Opera chase/shootout slowed down
>Random shots of Vesper not present in the film QoS spliced in
Here ya go pham.
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>>70556250
It's from a fanedit. I was just shitposting anyways. I still don't really care for the scene.
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