Sansa a shit, Lyanna is THE shit Edition.
Just look at that hair, like a Dothraki Khal, undefeated in battle and bantz
>>70529407
Azor Jon
Nth for Shireen
Arya: Jaqen is my friend.
A Girl: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Arya: [closes her ears with her hands] I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
A Girl: You're a liar and a thief.
Arya: No.
A Girl: [sinister whisper] *Murderer*.
CIA is Azor Ahai screencap this
62 brave men
I HATED that scene where Maisie got stabbed
>>70531199
She's dead.
STANNIS = STONEHEART confirmed.
It fits.
Nth for the Loli of the North
So what's Euron's endgame? World dominance? Becoming an evil overlord?
>>70531223
>implying that was Maisie
>>70531199
Davos doesn't even remember Shireen existed. He's got his new favourite.
>>70531165
>tfw they are the real Stannis and Shireen and it was all just a dream
DUDE ILL GIVE YOU 62 MEN BECAUSE WE'RE A SMALL HOUSE
OH BUT ILL JOIN THE BATTLE EVEN THOUGH I AM A LITTLE GIRL AND THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE LMAO
DUDE I WILL ALSO BRING THE MAESTER AND THE COMMANDER OF ALL MY MEN LMAO
Can we agree this season has been better thaan 5 but worse than S1-4?
>>70531165
Seems like Stannis lost the battle, wandered through the wilderness until he found House Mormont and ended up becoming Lyanna's advisor in order to remember how it was to have Shireen.
>>70531226
Not in my heart.
>>70531272
He will find her toy.
>>70531256
Bear Island is fucking huge, how can they only find 62 fighting men?
they sure do like showing people get hanged
so is the brother hood the baddies now? I thought they were the goodies
>>70531260
Well it was Maisie. What you meant was
>implying that was Arya
>>70531286
I think it could be better than some of the earlier seasons if the last 3 episodes deliver
Like season 2 which was just fucking boring from beginning to end
>>70531256
kek
STANNIS <3<3<3
>>70531286
yes
its not hard to achieve though
Bearloli = anime
>Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles.
>Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire.
Who is the woman?
>>70531303
Your heart doesn't exist, then, because she is dead.
>>70531306
The rest went south with Rob?
>>70531223
This one?
>>70531293
He looks TOO much like Stannis.
Why does that bitch hate Arya? Isn't she supposed to be le a girl with no identity that doesn't give a fuck?
Simply fucking epic D&D
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
>>70531323
No, I meant
>implying that was Maisie
Can you fucking read?
>>70531308
Meribald was luring people in to follow him in order to rape them.
He was literally building a rapecave
>>70531345
Melisandre is the only one who fits that description
>>70531360
and all died?
guess the loli was full of shit when she said each one was worth ten Bolton men
> I won't scatter your sorrows to the heartless sea.
> I'll always be with you.
>>70531358
>mfw
>>70531306
They were gambling with Jon and he took the bait. Imagine Lyanna talking with her advisors when Jon left, laughing their asses off for only sending 62 men.
>>70531345
Melissandre
>>70531380
It's Syrio making her strong.
>>70531256
oh fuck they arent just men but actually bearmans. lolibear has been crossbreeding humans and bears for her lolibear army
Lyanna Mormont is such a qt and so based too
*_*
Would Dany really bang someone this fugly?
>cool kidz are back to hating Sansa
Good, I was getting worried.
>>70531405
They could just be stranded down there. Probably fighting with the blackfish.
>>70531413
Lyanna went with them, blindfag
>>70531380
There's no single reason for liking Arya.
>>70531435
delete it
pedos
leave lyanna alone
>>70531251
i chuckled
>>70531308
>dumb and dumber strikes again
The hound is gonna 1v1 them all and wreck them
PUNISHED HOUND EDIT WHEN
>>70531440
i'd let her peg my if you know what im sayin
I thought Jon was supposed to be declared king in this episode but all he did was get yelled at by an old man and a 10 year old
>62 fighting men
>62
>fighting
>men
kek
Why does Jon want to fight so soon?
>>70531326
S2 was good m8 taking of Winterfell, Tyrion being hand, Blackwater.
>>70531341
Very true
>>70531250
Reminder that she has bigger balls then her cousin Jorah.
>>70531380
that's actually Jaqen stabbing a girl, Arya isn't even in that picture
Say what you will about DABID but they sure do pay attention to details
>>70531272
Oh yeah?
Alright faggots post the most satisfying GoT death
Anything other than this is objectively wrong
>>70531363
>tfw I forgot to put on my plotarmor
>>70531306
never underestimate good men
>
>
>
>>70531380
Two options really
1) Theres a twist that involves her being too much of a vindictive cunt and thus not fit to become a faceless
2) "WE NEED A VILLAIN THE AUDIENCE WILL DISLIKE FOR THIS STORY ARC", bravo D&D
What did she mean by this, lads?
>>70531210
Fuck, what movie is this? I'm drawing a blank
>>70531507
Are fighting men better than good men?
>>70531509
winter is coming
also if they wait they'll get the 20 gudmen attacking the camp again
GENDRY LYANNA OTP
>>70531509
Because he knows they'll get snowed in like Stannis and the White Walkers will attack soon
>>70531463
why is it that in game of thrones, random children act like old and experienced lords while grown up characters are stupid assholes
is it just to make a cheap shock effect with the audience like "oh she's a child this will be awful wait she's cool haha didn't expect that"?
>>70531509
yeah that was weird. Jon is usually not hotheaded and good at tactics/strategy and all of a sudden he wants to make the stupidest fucking play imaginable?
maybe the resurrection did change him.
>>70531519
they lifted that shit straight from the books, so...
>>70531521
isnt grr her sugar daddy?
>tfw ShowJon will never look like this
Does Arya still have plost armor?
Here's a helpful reminder for bookfags.
Night's King:
A legendary lord commander of the past who fell in love with a female Other.
Night King:
Leader of the White Walkers. Unlike the former, is actually alive and active in present day.
>>70531521
None of them have been "satisfying" unless you're a normie/redditor
>>70531546
Gollum speaking to Smeagol
>>70531521
Brienne killing those three Stark men back in S3 was quite satisfying.
But it awoke a bloodlust in her that cannot be sated.
>>70531562
LITERALLY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70531562
>implying that lowborn slag's seed is fit to fill the belly of the true queen of westeros
>>70531582
blacksmiths should be bulky
he looks like a fag
>>70531521
Hasn't happened yet. Time for Frey fucking shits to die!
>>70531584
she will be heal by Syrio
>>70531572
So? it's still a small detail that most shows would not have ignored since most people will never catch it.
>>70531223
she didn't get stabbed, it was waifu masked as an old lady who stabbed jaquen masked as arya
>>70531451
I hate her, still want Jon to fuck her though.
Maybe it'll stop her bitching.
>>70531521
nigga what
>>70531509
the seasons almost over
Unpopular opinion: Lyanna Mormont was cringe this episode.
Also, was anyone going to bring up Longclaw?
>>70531534
Lady Stark, I'm W.A.I.F.
Tell me, /got/..Do you still believe?
>>70531509
Why did Stannis want to fight so soon?
>>70531534
Dr Pavel, I'm CIWAIF
>>70531507
>implying they're not bears
>implying jon and lyana won't retake winterfell on the backs of bears leading a charge of giants
>>70531587
>Night's King
>not alive as well
He is Coldhands.
>>70531587
>When asked if there is a connection between the Night King of the White Walkers and the Night's King of legend, George R. R. Martin replied,
>"As for the Night's King (the form I prefer), in the books he is a legendary figure, akin to Lann the Clever and Brandon the Builder, and no more likely to have survived to the present day than they have."
You can either take that as "no, they're not the same, the show made shit up" or "btw Tyrion is literally Lann and Bran is an eternal."
>>70531410
his dentures should have popped out
>>70531580
yup
>>70531422
The fuck is Euron doing here?
>>70531520
Do the leaks say he kills the Red bitch? He fucking better.
>>70531541
coke makes you grow
>>70531642
FORM RANKS YOU DOGS
What if Yara
is actually Stannis?
>>70531363
filename
>>70531565
this is how it worked in real life - lots of child kings were badasses
the industrial revolution made children retarded
>>70531590
>he watches a show that he doesnt give a shit about
So is Bastardbowl confirmed to be the obligatory Episode 9 fight special?
>>70531410
I've seen those eyes before
>>70531652
how come this little shit is more expressive than danny
>>70531282
I'm pretty sure she was just seeing them to camp.
>>70531687
>Euron
Those are Stannis' men.
>>70531705
She died episodes ago, where else do you think she been?
>>70531582
Yeah its annoying he's come back even more brooding than before, I wanted it to be like your pic or Aragorn ROTK style but fuck it that'll never happen as GRRM is a jealous fat cunt when it comes to Tolkien.
>>70531643
>Dabid
SWEET GIRL
Is there a reason why the fucking giant couldn't just kill everyone in Jon's way? Seriously, he's the equivalent of a dragon.
Just melt down all the shitty armor you have, make him a full suit of plate, and he's a fucking death machine that no one will ever have the slimmest chance against.
>>70531440
Daario is supposed to be comically hideous but the show made him a Generic Rugged Dude instead
>>70531634
>Jon: Hey Lyanna, look at the awesome Valyrian steel sword of your House that your uncle gave me
>Lyanna: yeah you're not leaving the island until I get that back
post your hottest salsa pics, im too lazy to find the good scenes from the episodes
>>70531562
Is he still rowing?
Does Gendry even have any endgame to be seen?
Jesus Christ D&D
>>70531587
Yeah we know the show needed a big baddie for Jon Snow to kill because they use cliches all the time.
>>70531737
Emilia hasn't learned how to multitask when acting yet. You get the lines or you get the eyebrows, you can't have both.
>>70531509
Cause more time traveling and going around to grab a couple few more 10s or less than 200 men just gives the Boltons, Karstarks and Umbers more time to prepare and it would never be enough anyway.
Plus if it snows, not like the Wildlings or the few Northmen they have know how to run a supply line for all these people to keep the army fed and ready. And then they'd have to wait for the snow to clear or siege which could take months.
>>70531594
Shit, that's right. I knew I had heard it recently and I was watching the trilogy on t.v. yesterday.
>>70531763
You should head North and tell Jon that yourself
>>70531626
At least he was always an evil person
He was always a crazy cunt, he didnt choose to turn into one
Ya feel me?
>>70531762
>black text on black background
ffs
"Uh and here is where stannis built his camp, because it can easly be defended from all sides and it has a stream where the horses can drink, isnt he just the sickest bloke and best battle commander you have ever seen?"
" oh, and dont mind the fact that 20 good men snuck into the well defended camp and fucked everything up"
BRAVO D D
R
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>>70531727
which child king are you talking about
i know some who weren't much more than puppets or even got kidnapped and handed around by different lords
>tfw the brotherhood now works for lord stoneheart
>>70531763
>Wun Wun makes his way to King's Landing
>Serves as the faith's champion against Ser Strong
when
> Real lyanna = still Best Girl
> Knockoff lyanna = 2nd place
>>70531772
The first daario actor was perfect
>>70531762
>>70531772
>Daario is supposed to be comically hideous
Fuck right off you cheeky wikifag cunt
>>70531534
Lady Stark, I'm Faceless Men
>>70531534
Pointless Ellaria tier character assassination. They were friends in the book, as much as faceless men can be friends anyway.
Wasnt there an interview where she said that Arya might up in a place audience might not like, but its what Arya ultimately desires?
Arya/Jaqen ruse confirmed, Aryas final test is to kill the hothead waif(u) and then she becomes full faceless instead of a petty Stark girl
>>70531824
FRANCIS
R
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>>70531749
Hiding in fear of big bad Brienne
>>70531619
>she will be heal by Syrio
healed
Reminder that all of this guy's scenes were pointless and this ep was filler x10
>Nothing happens in red keep, other than we kno Margaery is putting an act (obvious)
>Ptless scenes with hound and hippies who surprise, surprise, got slaughtered by end
>Meet up with Greyjoys in Volantis doing fuck all, literally could've been cut completely
>Jon and Sansa flandering about for houses - easily cut out
>Arya getting stabbed - could've left whole confrontation till next ep
Only worthwhile scenes were with Blackfish and Lady Mormont cause she's based (and qt)
The fact they've run out of source material is showing
>>70531833
Rickon x Dickon babyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>70531833
I was waiting for this
>>70531806
Stannis's arc was the comic relief last season
>>70531806
Yeah defended against an army not a specops team
>>70531763
They could fuck him up with arrows and shit, pour boiling oil all over his face, trip him and swarm, use catapults or balistas or whatever the fuck you can think of.
>>70531562
Wrong.
It'll be Lyanna x one of Tormund or Karsi's daughters
>>70531781
Gendry
is actually Yara.
>>70531763
Where are the rest of the giants? Why is there only one big liam neeson looking one hanging out with wildings
>>70531735
Yes, Next episode won't show Jonsa much, Probably show at the end of the episode them line and prep. Then more than likely they'll have a 20-25min scene of the fight like Blackwater & Hardholme.
The pedos in this thread make me sick. Fucking mouthbreathers.
>>70531735
Episode 10 maybe. Episode 9 is called "The Battle of the Bastards" which will be all about Jon vs. Ramsay. I guess they could do Cleganebowl in the same episode, but I think that would take away from it a bit.
DILLANE A QT
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>>70531876
I think you just don't really understand story telling that well.
>>70531876
>Ian Mcshane
>pointless
Pick one
>>70531781
Gendry will reach his destination when berserk ends
>>70531906
Wrong.
It'll be Lyanna xme______.
>>70531929
c'mon bro... everybody is a pedo, just not everybody embraces it
>>70531906
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNGH
>>70531223
What do those gel bags do
>>70531762
good idea shit execution with text
>>70531661
Or, Night's King as he is in the legend is made up bullshit like Sam tells us about anything from the Long Night, Age of Heroes and Dawn Age, so they're not the same character cause the Night's King isn't real, but Night King is.
>No awful Dany speeches
>badass little girl
>hound returns
>setup for hound to go on rampage
>CLEGANEBOWL BEING CLOSER TO BECOMING FUCKING CONFIRMED
>Davos being based
>no Tyrion spam
>Jamie not being such a betafag and hitting that faggot
Was this the best episode of this season so far?
>>70531978
reduce swelling
>>70531808
>Stannis is Lord stone heart
IT FITS
>>70531619
> she will be heal by Syrio
>Farell?
Wait, where the fuck is Brienne?
And Melly C for that matter.
>>70531824
I'm not sure if I miss him more than the first 3 Eyed Raven.
>>70531876
>The fact they've run out of source material is showing
They're also doing a horrendous job of adapting what source material is left. Euron was an absolute disgrace, Yara is a shitty identity-politics dyke pandering tool and nothing close to a replacement for Victarion, the Blackfish dialogue was mangled and turned into generic disappointing mush, etc.
Left and right, scenes that were amazing in the books are being horribly mishandled in the show. And once we're out of source material, that's it - it's back to entirely original Dorne-esque panderplots. The show is dead then.
>>70531876
This was the first great episode since S4E2
>>70531781
He's probably in Asshai by now becoming a super wizard
>>70531929
the pedos literally defend /got/ from redditors
we had a huge influx of reddit on the days rickonbro and maisiefag got banned
>>70531565
rob and dany and tommen were written as children
>>70531876
Fucking pleb tier opinion right here folks
>>70531730
I dont watch the show just shitpost here
>>70532007
fell off the wall
>>70531876
one could argue the entire season has been filler
dany hasnt done shit but repeat her titles
tyrion and varys made some witty remarks
arya could be in the exact same scene as it ended in season 5 and nothing would have changed
the lannisters are still fucking shits
basically jon got resurrected and the other 300 minutes has been pure filler
>>70531993
Exactly. Which is what bookfags can't understand, making them retarded.
>>70531808
Gods, she was the best
>>70531901
>Shoot arrows at a walking tank covered in plate armor
>Pour boiling oil on him while he's striding around at ~80 kph stomping your army to death
Great plans
>>70532047
yes
>also, didn't read
This was my favorite episode so far. Everything about it felt so 'classic' as far as GoT goes.
>>70532044
>I dont watch the show just shitpost here
>just shitpost here
>just
How could you choose a snarky rude little shit over your Queen in the North? Shame, /got/.
>>70531763
>Is there a reason why the fucking giant
thought you were talking about salsa for a moment
>>70531781
What's the obsession with every character having an end game? Gendry's story is done
>>70532053
oh, bran hasnt done dick all
the white walkers still havent even approached the wall
sam stole a sword
WOOOPITY FUCKING DOOO
Speaking of that scene, it's nice that they let Diana Rigg express some emotional rage for a change. The way she tells Marge that she will never leave her, and that little smile she gets when she sees the rose are quite touching.
No Linda
No Preston
No reason to live
Nth for holding her hair
>>70531806
>"Uh and here is where stannis built his camp, because it can easly be defended from all sides and it has a stream where the horses can drink, isnt he just the sickest bloke and best battle commander you have ever seen?"
This was entirely to set up the fact that Stannis will return to save Jon's assault on Winterfell.
Where the fuck is Melisandre?
This season is shit. Let's just start making the theme for these generals as discussion for Season 1.
>>70531921
Died at hardhome. Hard to believe though considering how easily wun wun got out of there.
>>70532131
if linda and preston got together and had a child, he would be the ultimate /got/ poster
>>70532131
I bet those autistic retards hated show Meribald because he was different from "MUH BEWKS"
>>70532140
>This is the place where Ramsay was able to successfully infiltrate and sabotage our supply line, but I'm sure we're good.
>>70532152
You are going to piss off the tourists that visit here on Sunday and Monday
>>70532131
Last time preston said his video might be a bit late this week because he's traveling.
Why did D&D waste season 5 when they were just going to retread most everyone's AFFC/ADWD plots?
Why not just adapt the books?
>>70532108
he was the only bastard of Robert that survived. Does he get any kind of claim?
>>70531541
Goddamn she used to be qt as fug. Didnt she turn full slag during s2?
>>70532047
Who doesn't have any leg hair by 14? That was the second thing i developed after pubes and I'm not a particularly hairy guy.
>>70531824
Words can't describe my fucking disappointment at season 4.
>>70531687
Is that meant to be Lemoncloak?
This episode was good because there was no slavers bay arc bullshit and arya's arc became good again
>>70532053
I think you mean s05. This one has been breddy gud so far...
>>70532204
HACKS
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K
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>>70532099
Shagged her in the toilets at school when we were 14 desu
>>70532089
>implying you have the technology to make a working plate armor for a fucking giant
>Pour boiling oil on him while he's striding around at ~80 kph
Right now they are besieging a castle, so it doeasn't matter how quick he is, and his height actually makes him an easier target.
This episode reminded me of the good old season 1 days.
Ian McShane's guy, Mormont kid, Blackfish, Jaime's character doing something worthwhile, no Tyrion, no Sand Snakes, no Daenerys.
>>70532206
>lowborn mother
>illegitimate
no
What's Melisandre doing now that old Stannis is """dead""" and Jon has a new fiery redhead to cower to?
>>70532047
I hope you get raped by a group of AIDS riddled niggers.
>>70532204
probably because they had hoped GRRM would have finished TWoW and they could have went on but now they have no source material so they are falling back on some of the stuff they tried to cut
and youre still crying?
Reminder that if it had been Arya with Jon instead of Sansa, Glover and Mormonts would've joined with no hesitation.
Arya don't take shit from anyone and doesn't give a fuck about being a girl.
If/when Jonsa take winterfell.
How will they repopulate it?
Didn't the entirety of House Stark minus the kids get killed off during the wedding?
Surely the free folk don't wish to serve a house.
Also when/if Ramsey is killed who will inherit the Dreadfort and House Bolton?
>>70531936
requesting that finger clicking burlington bar webm
>>70531687
It's Orson Welles. He heard that the Riverlands produce the finest peas.
>>70532204
They got cocky and thought they could do a better version of those books. Probably also thought GRRM would have finished TWOW by the time they got around to writing S6.
>>70532170
And he whould probably have super-autism.
>>70532053
told my GF this after the show.
>If this and all the episodes before it were combined, it would have made a great premier. We're 3 episodes till season end and nothing has happened.
First 2 episodes of this season where OK, It's only just getting good now.
I feel the ending of this season & bastardbowl will probably redeem this season.
>>70531824
It was more interesting when he was a weird guy who gifted danny heads instead of some generic chad shouting one liners with his gay little dagger
>>70532265
But why cut in the first place when they could pad the show with the last two books just like gurm did?
>>70531744
It's the Brotherhood without Banners you fuck.
Does Jon have a perma-raspy voice from being dead for a few days?
>>70532112
> white walkers still havent even approached the wall
For what? To stand there in spooky fashion? The wall is uncrossable for them.
>Bear loli rejects Sansa Slut's flattery
>She actually is cute and beautiful
>>70532338
>>70532338
>>70532338
Anyone who is uncucked may go here.
>>70532251
More of these please. I just have ones for Stannis and Loras.
>I could be your family
>You wouldn't be my family, you'd be milady
I'm scared that when they finally decide to bring Gendry back they're going to butcher him and give him the most shitty dialogue we have ever seen.
>7/7 episodes had a missing dick reference or dick joke
>muh strong wymyn all over the place
>sailor bitch turns out a lesbian and saves theon
>10 year old loli shitting over jon
Jesus christ, can Americans gets more cucked than this?
>>70532335
they got two wights across in the first season
>>70532294
It's weird. Stuff like Euron becoming king, Margery getting free, should be 'something', but the way it's set up and done it never feels particularly important.
>>70531363
>>70532274
House Bolton will be extinct and Sansa will somehow own the Dreadfort. Any and all bolton loyalists will just like capitulate off screen because D&D haven't mentioned the dreadfort since early season 4 or something, it's cut.
>>70532047
>Implying underarm hair and pubes are bad
This chart doesn't really work for the gays, does it?
>>70532335
presumably they can send their wights over it
a wight came back to undead on the other side of the wall at castle black
