>Peter, your Uncle always said that all fucking niggers must hang, remember that
What did Aunt May mean by this?
>>70529381
She was quoting that one movie with the it ain't me song.
>>70529381
>uncle Ben dies on the sidewalk and the rest of the movie is him in purgatory imagining his beta nephew becoming a super hero alpha
>Hey Peter, why were you jacking off in the girls locker room yesterday? You should come do that in my bedroom instead.
I doubt they would be able to get away with this today.
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>HEIL HITLER!
They really tried their best to keep the ASM movies close to Raimi's trilogy but it just felt too forced imho
What a bitch.
>>70529381
>thaty scene when Aunt May is in the hospital dying and asks Peter to finger her as her final wish
Holy shit.
>>70532728
She clearly had been wet for him since Ben died.
>>70529381
>Bald Joel McHale was the bank teller
were there any blacks in the original spider-man trilogy?
>this shitty meme
FUCK OFF
>>70533293
YesHe was about to steal those pizzas before Spider-Man saved them
>>70533249
>Joe Manganiello was Flash Thompson
>>70533293
The only one I can think of is the old black guy who worked at the newspaper; Jonah kept calling him his "house slave" and throwing rolled up newspapers at him. I didn't really see the point of the character
>>70533293
all the criminals peter arrested
>>70533339
this is the greatest /tv/ meme of all time
>>70529637
>mfw imagining "alternating blows of ejaculating and fists"
>mfw i have no face
>>70532728
Wait, when did this happen?
If memory serves me right, she was alive at the end of Spiderman 3. She gave Peter her old wedding ring or something.
>>70534880
>>70532666
this chick looks like she smells of mayo. dont know y
