Also from the review:
>I like that Warcraft knows that even in a fantasy realm the world is run by white guys
Fucking white males ruin everything...
>>70528908
>can't even spell Philosopher right
how come it's always white people that complain about this stuff, black people literally don't give a fuck
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/06/warcraft-the-beginning-aka-warcraft-movie-review-guest-review-by-a-white-male-teenage-nerd-from-1987.html
Here's a link for everyone interested. I'm starting to wonder if she's being serious. Also why is such person allowed to be considered a critic?
>>70528986
Yes they do.
>>70528908
ayy
>>70528908
It's like that they don't get that video games and movies are all made by white guys. What the fuck else are you going to write? Either you write what you know or you're appropriating which is inherently negative.
>>70529068
Batman v superman is a lot of things, mysogonistic isn't one of them.
I mean... Wtf Wonder Woman actually puts up a better fight than either hero
>>70528908
>>70529068
Male here. What's it like to always be offended and to always have to filter media through some kind of checklist? I'll bet it's tiring to have to look for things to get offended about.
>>70529141
kys
>>70529033
Nah we don't, stupid honky
>>70529020
It's Rotten Tomatoes. What did you expect from them?
>>70528908
>talking shit about Frazetta
Fuck this bitch
STOP CARING ABOUT FUCKING LIBERAL MARXIST BRAINWASHED BLOGGERS WHO TRY TO BE FILM CRITICS FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDS
ROTTEN TOMATOES IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE STOP USING IT AS A SAMPLE OF ANYTHING, EVEN MORE USING THOSE FAGGOTS AS SAMPLES GOD FUCKING FUCK
>>70529181
Nice meme reply faggot
>>70528908
I fail to see how that is not a glowing fucking endorsement.
>>70528939
>not Phlick Filosopher
>>70528908
What's so wrong with having a movie that is aimed at white male teenage nerds from 1987?
>>70528908
>reviewers are retarded
more news at 5
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/1999/02/the-apartment-review.html
>Only a man could have written this movie (it was Billy Wilder, and he directed, too). And only men could have written all the glowing reviews of The Apartment that I’ve found both online and off (one notable exception is at Nick Davis’s Movie Archive — he finds the movie as distasteful as I do). The Apartment is a perfect demonstration of why “nice guys” get a bad rap from women, but that seems to go right over the head of all those men praising it.
>It’s movies like The Apartment that make men think that “nice guy” equals “doormat.” Newsflash: Women don’t find a Milquetoast who can’t assert himself or make better conversation than flu trivia or an inappropriate exclamation of “I love you, Miss Kubelik” any more appealing than one who enjoys punching women and whose favorite expression is “Get me another beer.” There are two kinds of men in The Apartment: the cad and the “nice guy.” Many men seem to believe that that applies to the real world, too: If women don’t want a jerk, they want a doormat. ‘Tain’t so.
>>70529353
It's a WoW movie, who else would the demographic be?
>hey guys we hate racism so let's make everything about race
I don't understand these liberals anymore.
>>70529467
20 something asian kids who literally game to death?
>>70529505
It's about being offended, at all times.
>>70528908
>Frazetta Fantasy posters
But Frazetta pioneered negroid on white woman cuckold art.
>>70528986
It's an odd sort of narcissism. The more you hate yourself the better person you are and the more approval you get from your media buddies.
>>70528908
>Flick Filosopher
>>70529429
>being a doormat is literally as bad as being a wife beater
this is why you can't respect women
>>70529576
What's funny is he used his wife to model it.
>>70529353
Hey, I'm a white guy born in 1987, this movie must be perfect for me!Actually, it looks like dogshit.
>p-please donate
So what you're saying is, women with an audience on the internet are insufferable idiots?
>>70529696
black guy who never played any version of warcraft or WoW
I'm def going to see this even though I know it will be shit
GIS'd this bitch
she's hideous, of course
>>70529738
>bashes bitchbloggers
>posts pearl
>>70529732
Why would anyone fucking PAY for this drivel? I mean, reading it for free is hard enough, I almost feels like I should be the one getting paid for suffering through it, yet she's asking ME to pay? Holy cow
>>70528908
It's she saying that no black teenager ever played Warcraft in the 90's? What a racist cunt.
>>70529732
>buying 12 months is cheaper than buying 1 year
>>70530133
>being terrible at maths
you have to be a woman
>>70528908
Does she have a twitter or something I'm a white male nerd from that likes 80s movies and I find this both racist and sexist
>>70529874
>He watches children cartoons
>>70529363
>orcs are black, the authors are racist
>It doesn't matter there are black humans. Orcs are clearly black.
>Except the cool ones. Those are white. That's racist.
Nigga wat?
>People have gone from embracing nerdshit to outright hating it in just 10 years.
What an amazing turn of events.
>>70530163
https://twitter.com/maryannjohanson
here you go
>>70530477
But why Denny's?
>>70530522
Can we pour shit onto her Twitter? Don't be racist or sexist toward her, but instead try to call her that. They'll get real defensive.
>>70528908
Read the argument from the guy who defended '87 nerds in the comments.
Blew her the fuck out over and over and she was too stupid to realize it. MaryAnn is about as cookie-cutter as you can get. She's blissfully unaware that she's an avatar of a fucking meme.
>>70528908
>FLICK Filosopher
>Trying to enjoy vidyakino
Spotted the problem here
>>70530530We're experimenting with meme product placement.
>>70529576
And he only drew fantasies. He never thought that shit would actually happen.
>>70530618
oh ok.
What did she mean by this?
>>70530530
Because it's always open.
>>70530689
>apostrophe before ship
What a dumb bitch.
>>70530707
I admit I've never eaten inside a Denny's. How's their coffee?
>>70529186
Damn, the """""""""""""slurs""""""""""" aimed at white people are weak as fuck.
at last normies are shunning my hobbies again
>>70530618
I was on tumblr for a couple years.
You guys went way beyond "experimenting".
>>70530807
I mean, it's better than the generic shit I typically drink.
>>70528939
Spelling is patriarchy, chek your privlege you fuccboi shitlord WHITE MALE
>>70530689
Slashfic fangirls are disgusting creatures.
They're the equivalent of creeps who can't keep their porn to themselves.
>>70529141
Definitely puts up my boner better than the other two. You can see her feet through her boots.
KEK
>>70530893
>watching civil war
>hear this cry, almost like a screaming frog was let out in the theater
>just a tumblr mouthbreather screaming BUCKYYY like it's her dying breaths
>>70530809
What does "honky" even mean? Like, are they trying to say that we honk a lot while driving? I don't get it.
>>70530689
Look at their faces, don't think they are comfortable.
>>70528986
>>70530689
Finn is fucking hideous . Why would anyone "ship" him? Politics?
>>70530689
>how much stupid brainwashed bullshit can I possibly cram into one sentence: the tweet
>>70531002
i feel bad for sebastian stan, he seems like a genuinely nice guy, chris evans too
>>70530872
pic related if you ask politely enough will they let you take this cup home
>>70530929
She moves her goalposts like this every single time somebody says something.
She then puts 'em right back and calls every detractor a misogynist. She's fucking awful at everything she attempts and it's frankly amazing that she makes any money at all.
>>70529141
it literally doesn't matter, when you are scamming libtards just say everything is racist or misogynistic and they'll keep giving you clicks.
>>70529020
CLICKBAIT
IGNORE IT AND SHE GOES AWAY
POST ABOUT IT AND SHE GAINS MORE POWER
YOU 4CHAN FUCKS NEVER LEARN
>>70531002
Chris is all for it
>>70530929
> *sigh*
Have you ever noticed how liberals ALWAYS use condescension as a way to dodge a question?
>If you don't understand yet, you're too stupid for me to explain it to you.
>Try, then. Try to explain it.
>...no, fuck off shitlord
>>70531064
Yeah, Stan's a bro. Reminds me of Mark Hamill. Looks like him too.
Evans wants out of this shit so bad it hurts, and I really hope he develops as a director. His first outing was awful, but I feel with enough polish he'll do fine. His shitty romantic comedy was still miles better than anything James Franco directed.
>>70531116
>>70530707
What does /tv/ order from Denny's?
Their tendies are meh at best but I like the Lumberjack Slam.
>>70531194
Slam's all I ever eat.
>>70531172
She answered it dumbass
Have you ever noticed how you complain about their attitude as a way to avoid agreeing with a solid point?
>>70531255
>walk into denny's at 3 in the morning
>"I'LL HAVE A LUMBERJACK SLAM"
>quiet staff proceed to slave their asses off while I do the coloring book
best feeling ever
>>70531285
>view earlier replies
>read my articleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>*sighs*
ugh... could you not?
Why all these sjw retards are allowed to be "critics"? Why do you even share their shitty opinions? These attention whores don't deserve to be listened. Just stop it.
>>70531354
>These attention whores don't deserve to be listened.
YET THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA NOW
FUCK OFF KIKE
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE
>>70529429
>Newsflash: Women don’t find a Milquetoast who can’t assert himself or make better conversation than flu trivia or an inappropriate exclamation of “I love you, Miss Kubelik” any more appealing than one who enjoys punching women and whose favorite expression is “Get me another beer.”
>women literally believe this
Jesus fucking christ how meme can this fucking gender get?
>>70529429
>>70531517
stop
giving
attention
to
the
whore
I'll bet that this ho pays the toll one day.
>>70529033
If you're not black you really don't even get to pretend to speak for them.
>>70531097
Fuck you i wanna shit on her
>>70531540
Why? She won't fucking stop either way. Might as well mock her idiocy as she spouts it.
>>70531418
>this is the average Rotten Tomatoes reviewer
but why
>>70531657
>>70530817
>I was on tumblr for a couple years. You guys went way beyond "experimenting".
Tumblr is easy, they'll eat up anything. The 4chan team is more of a challenge, you have to be a lot more subversive.Just look what happened to this thread.
>>70531795
It went from a shit thread about an angry whore to one about America's #1 Family Restaurant?
That's nothing if not an improvement.
>>70528908
>It's a parody critic
Rotten thinks she is a real critic and put the critic like real.
Fuck rotten tomatoes i don't trust on the critics anymore.
>>70530133
No it isnt.
>>70531657
>*aaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh*
alright faggots this is now a denny's thread
>>70531625
>>70531645
it is a vicious cycle
you give her attention, she gets stronger. you shitting on her just gives her more coverage and gives her the oppritunity to claim misogyny.
you shitting on her = increasing her popularity
increasing her popularity = her making more money off providing her idiotic opinions
increasing her popularity = more idiots agree with her facile identity politicized reading of films
you are the cancer killing good film criticism. not the clickbait leeches like her, but the consumers that spread her shit around anyway
haven't you plebs seen WarGames? the only winning move is not to play
>>70529068
I've just read a bunch of her shit. She can barely look at anything without gendered marxism theory.
>>70531657
i really wonder how a person like this even functions in life
who the fuck cares about this shit? not even the lowly colored folk your heart bleeds for give a fuck.
>>70528908
>Like all Frazetta fantasy posters came to life all at once.
And that's a bad thing how?
>>70531990
Denny's sucks kys
>>70530807
Dreadful.
I've only had one coffee in the USA that was even close to delicious.
>>70532060
Are you a newfag? 4chan is known for shitting on people who deserve it and she deserves to be shit on
>>70531657
*ARGHHHHHH*
MY FUCKIN SHITS SON.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70532060
If it were just 4chan you'd have a point.
It's not just 4chan.
If every one of us on /tv/ stopped bitching about her, she'd still have legions of other internet users calling her out for being a disillusioned hack.
It doesn't matter what we do.
>>70530929
Oh Christ the GamerGate menace and their internet allies meme, she's really drunk the kool-aid.
I used to read her reviews back when she was blogging for free and her reviews and her views were pretty reasonable even if she was constantly gushing about Dr. Who even though she was rapidly approaching middle age (it's a fucking kids show!)
Also plus 1 for the observation about how all the self-confessed 'geek girls' of old have turned in to nerd haters all of a sudden. It's almost like they were all just doing it to be fashionable.
>>70531657
AAAARHGHGH
Read her reviews from 15 years ago and read her reviews today, contrast and compare:
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2000/09/almost-famous-review.html
How do you think she would review this film today?
>>70532409
>>70533001
she was just as shitty of a reviewer than as she his now.
this
>>70529429
is one of her reviews from 1999. You should also check out her review of John Carpenter's Halloween that she did years back, Johanson is literally the worst movie "critic" of all time, and a casebook example of a pseudo-intellectual
>>70530689
Where were you when Captain America became a gay nazi?
>>70533001
>Ah. It’s autumn, or just about. The weather is turning cooler and lovely, and I can rave about movies again. And I get to start with one of the most intoxicating flicks I’ve seen in ages.
I couldn't continue after that. How the fuck do you get absolutely no better after fifteen fucking years of doing something?
