ITT: cast movie adaptations
Dawn of Weebkino
>>70528137
Needs more niggers
Why does /v/ think casting is 95% looking like the characters?
>>70528269
All these people are also great actors you fucking faggot.
>>70528137
silent hill
directed by david lynch
starring aaron eckhart
>>70528137
>doesn't post the template
thank you for reading /v/
>>70528318
>OP is the only person ever to do it
>>70528137
>>70528338
>starring aaron eckhart
Where the fuck is this guy, did that chef movie destroy his career, completely?
>>70528378
>Ein being a pitbull
Give me a good chuckle
>>70528452
>barry burton
>a manlet
>>70528137
>>70528516
No one else but tom Hardy has the beard genetics for it.
>>70528547
>Chris Cooper as Major Zero
Can you imagine Cooper with a fuax british accent?
>Mad mikkelsen as volgin
>not Dolph Lundgren
>Scott Eastwood as Naked snake
No.
>>70528452
You've never taken a high school English class if you seriously think RE1 would make a good film of any kind.
RE1 isn't The Last of Us. It's a white girl with big tits running around the mansion solving puzzles. It's all gameplay. Any """story""" is cheesy and just flimsy setting decoration.
>>70528708
>casting on appearance alone
Mads Mikkelsen could pull off a much better Volgin than Dolph Lundgren
>>70528760
>RE1 can't make a good movie
Romero did it. If you're curious how, read this:
http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/resident_evil_romero.html
>no books
>just games
Lmao, you fuckers are pathetic.
>>70528269
Because they're manchildren that play video games with manchild sensibilities.
>>70528874
>2016
>books
Yeah no go fuck yourself grandpa
>>70528788
Son, volgin is 100% an expy of Rocky 4's Drago, he's a physically imposing sadistic brute, a role that Dolph has played numerous times, Mads is a good actor yes but he would not be right for the character.
This is one of the few times that physical appearance DOES matter, you can't discount it just like that.
>>70528874
It never used to be like this. This board has been lost to /v/ and /co/.
Make it happen, hollywood
>>70528874
>wanting to ruin a book with a live action adaptation
Hey pleb
>>70528529
i like this
>>70528874
books were the main source for film adaptions for like 80 years, now the time of comics and video games has come
Just started listening to the audiobook, it's great.
>>70528357
>template for this shit
fucking lmao dude
>>70528529
I know some of those are the actual voices.
>>70528452
Drop potato face tatum and replace him with Chris Pratt
>>70528547
Tilda Swinton - The Boss
Sam Rockwell - The Fear
Iwan Rheon - Ocelot
Other than that I agree
>>70528137
>>70528184
no this
>>70530278
Pratt should be Barry, ask yourself this, which one of them seems more at home punching a boulder and which one won't shut up about his kids and handguns?
>>70530802
pratt + 7 years and 30 pounds heavier could be a good barry
>>70528378
kek
>>70530742
OMG seriously, I'm not kidding but you should kill yourself, please.
>>70528838
>mfw this almost happened
>>70531589
gimme a better one then
>>70530742
>a gypsy rat should portray a chinese-american
Find a hole and die
>>70528137
Isn't that one black guy dead?
>>70531923
since when does /tv/ care about casting actors based on race authenticity
>>70531941
Ving Rhames is still alive
>>70532161
What's the name of the warlock?
>>70531941
You're thinking of Michael Clarke Duncan. Asshole.
>>70532406
>>70532509
>>70532705
>>70532509
my fucking sides
>>70532825
>not Wes Anderson
>>70528838
bretty gud
>>70532406
>>70532509
would watch
>>70532161
Would watch
>>70532509
Jesus Christ
>>70533927
>>70534107
>>70528547
>Clint's son as Snake
>Robin Wright as the Boss
>Amber Heard as Eva
>Mads as Volgin
Make this fucking happen
>>70534078
I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>70528838
>this will never be
It's just not fair. It would have been incredible.
>>70532509
kek
Make a more based movie than this, I dare you.
>>70528378
Holy fuck, based. This is the most based Jet who'd ever exist.
so much weeb and comic garbage.Grow up and stop watching chinese cartoons.
>>70535960
stop bullying ;__;
>>70536203
I cannot fucking stand Jason Clarke. That dude is garbage.
>>70537158
He was fucking great in the Planet of the Apes movie.
>>70528529
House should be Hugh Laurie but I like everyeone else
>>70537158
>Jason Clarke is absolute garbage
>Emilia Clarke is absolute garbage
pottery
>>70536203
Holy fuck, that's a based Green Lantern, he better impregnate that white bitch.
>>70532825
kek
>>70528452
Actually good choices for Jill and Wesker
>>70528874
Actually video games took inspiration of cinema for cutscenes, atmosphere and stuff
Just look at the first 3 Resident Evil, Silent Hill 2 or the MGS games
But everytime they do an adaptation, they only hired retards or yes-man to direct it, that's why every video game adaptation sucked
>>70536203
Actually not bad.
>>70528137
this is terrible. most of the ages are wrong and for the Japanese girl you just cast one of the small handful of Japanese actresses that Hollywood uses, probably the only one you even knew. why even bother if you're going to make such obvious pleb choices
>>70531543
I......I literally would watch anything half of those actors were in. Like damn man we could be bros.
I would ALSO literally watch anything 40K
>>70536265
Did Shinji's mom have FAS
>>70528137
All of the men you casted are about 15 years too old
