Is there a sadder man alive?
>>70524013
>>70524013
old man yells at twitter.jpg
>>70524013
>one week later
>pic related happens
My SIDES.
>>70524165
What happened in 2007?
They should fire Yelling McShoutington, and give LeBlanc and Harris the main roles. Evans just looks and acts like too much of a douche to ever be successful as the shows presenter.
>>70524420
>>70524165
Lol episode where they show Hammond almost dying is highest rated episode ever.
>>70524420
The show really didn't take off properly until they started to do the road trips/cheap car challenges on the regular in the 2006 series
>>70524420
Vampire dragster crash
>>70524013
Holy fuck that is cringeworthy as fuck.
>>70524481
2007 is the episode where hammond talks about his massive high speed accident that almost killed him. Also where the show suddenly turned into a hit.
Would that accident baited a lot of people into watching the show and made it the giant succes it is now
>>70524013
i've never seen anything with this guy
why is he hated so much
all my youtube searches show some cape shit faggot named chris evans
>>70524576
He's not funny and tries to hard. Also he's a cunt. He lost some shit challenge in episode 2 and you should have seen his face, fucker couldnt take it.
Hes notorious for being hard to work it.
>huge crybaby who loves cars because they look pretty and hates driving fast
>Mummy's boy
explains everything
>>70524576
some cape shit faggot named chris evans
>>70524576
>why is he hated so much
Because he isn't the fanboy's beloved racist old decrepit relic Clarkson.
>>70524576
Chris Evans is a cunt. Now there's really nothing wrong with this. Plenty of presenters/actors/personalities on British TV are cunts. You might say that being a cunt comes with the territory.
Chris's problem is he can't act. Literally can't act. So what would normally happen to cunts in shows like this is they act like they're not cunts. Chris is scripted not to be a cunt, however due to his poor acting skills, is still a cunt. And not even a likable cunt like Jeremy Clarkson. An unlikable cunt. He's the worst possible choice for new Top Gear.
If Chris isn't replaced by James Martin in the next series, the show is doomed.
>>70524758
fuck off and cry about your mum again, Chris.
>>70524013
literally 4 days apart. what is his problem?
the graphics department knows whats up
>>70524798
Hammond pls
download first two episodes last night.
dont even get past the first minute when he introduces the new improved audience and its pakis speaking broken english about cars.
biggest waste of download ratio ever.
FACT
What were the figures for last night?
>>70526135
Arent you listening?!
The figures have never been less relevant!!!
>>70526240
FACT
>>70524013
just shows how these pathetic petroleum burning fetishists are only in it for pube-haired mum's blue jeans wearing faggots like clarkson and not the actual content.
>>70524632
so he's like a ginger clarkson?
>>70526590
But Clarkson and co. ARE the content.
>>70524013
I used to have a friend like Evans.
Acted the same retared way. His mother was literally mentally retarded. Think he got the same thing.
Fucking hated the guy. An utter dweep and a total loser.
Fuck I hate Evans. He isn't funny, he can't act, he isn't entertaining. How did this fucker fall through the cracks?
>watching a boring show about cars
>>70526645
Clarkson is a cunt, but he is genuinely entertaining.
>>70526658
that's the problem. it's a show about worthless twats watching other twats paid to be massive twats on tv, making their own twatty lives feel less twatty. fuck 'em.
>>70526663
Holy fuck, you're so boring.
>>70526764
Evans go to bed. You can cry again tomorrow
>>70526590
I don't think anyone ever disputed that
>>70526590
>>70526658
>the content
The fact that none of the viewers can afford any of the cars they review is a running joke.
>>70526823
Boring and unoriginal. FACT.
The tens of millions of people from the rest of the world who watched the original trio won't give the slightest shit about this. FACT.
>>70524782
>James Martin
A man that's so devoid of charisma that I have to look up his name every fucking time someone mentions him.
I saw him do a road race once and I know he knows his cars but that's not good enough.
>>70526645
clarkson is a cunt in an endearing way, he is generally so loud and boorish that you can't help but like him unless you're an easily triggered nonce
evans is just a cunt with no redeeming features
>>70526237
Just look at this fucking nu-male cuck.
Nobody wants to watch this.
Get your ass out of there Matt, you'll be corrupted
TOP
O
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>>70526237
Matt doesn't deserve this, he's actually pretty good
>>70526237
Looking at this picture makes me feel sorry for Matt, he's trying so hard but they paired him with a marionette of a cunt
>>70524703
>capeshitter calling others fedora tippers
oh the irony
>>70527273
>that face on Chris Evans
thought he was an utter cunt until now. that look of embarassment knowing the true shitty depths of fandom
>>70524013
Just one.
>>70527273
>MY FANDOM ARE DEGENERATE GAY NIGGER FAGGOTS
Sasuga Captain HYDRA.
>>70526237
He looks like that numale faggot ARE YOU KIDDING ME guy
>>70528211
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE. FACT.
>>70526090
He made Billy Piper squirt from fucking her ass. Fact.
>>70528247
Billie Piper's mouth would give the absolute greatest blowjob of all time. Fact.
>>70528247
the man sold a production company for hundreds of millions to only start another production company. He probably promised her an established acting/singing career which had a less bright start than this new top gear
>>70528247
What's this about?
>people tuning in to see the train wreck
>"IT'S A GOOD SHOW YOU GUYS! THE NUMBERS PROVE IT!"
>>70528495
TELEVISION FIGURES HAVE NEVER BEEN LESS RELEVANT. FACT!!!
>>70524013
I'm fairly certain a lot of the views are just people watching to see how bad it is
it's like slowing down on the motorway to get a good look at a traffic accident
>>70528247
Why did I google this to find out if it was true
>>70526237
>watching a guy with problem glasses
lol
>>70528612
Well is it?
>>70524272
This is 4chan tier reasoning, Top Gear is finished, Matt LeBlanc's career dead again, Chris Evans to commit suicide.
>>70528963
Looks like it is
>>70528963
It's from her biography "Growing Pains" she mentions how chris gave her an orgasm through buttfucking basically.
is leblanc actually good or just less bad
>>70529370
He's eh.
I'm wondering why he's even here.
>>70529303
>getting married at 18 to Chris Evans
I feel almost bad for her.
I'm actually kinda excited to watch Extra gear again.
The news segment from last episode felt like the very, very early ones from Clarkson's Top Gear with Jason Dawe and May when he was just starting out.
>>70529370
Not as good as people say in my opinion. I mean, he's OK, but his reading of the scripts is super awkward, and him not having a presence in the studio is a dumb decision on the producerRead: Evans's part.
>>70524420
Everyone tuned in to watch Hamster nearly die and sustain brain damage.
>>70525759
What the fuck was the pakis part even about? There was no payoff or even reference to them again.
>>70526903
has it been broadcast anywhere else in the world yet?
>>70524013
At least there's still this.
Just watched the newest episode.
Evans is trying to make this into his radio show.
I'm amazed he somehow made the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car worse than it was. All that blatant advertising, Christ.
>>70529017
Le Blanc is carrying the show. He's been a revelation as a presenter
>>70526237
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/70218228/#q70220033
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/70218228/#70220151
>yfw you were betting conservatively
s-stop
>>70532110
I feel so sorry for him
>>70524481
True, and a big part of why that helped was because it brought out their personalities and put them in interesting situations. They had great chemistry so it was a hit.
Can you imagine CE trying to traverse some wilderness in a jalopy of his choosing, with only his own mechanical know how? I can picture his emotional break down already. I bet he wouldn't last one day without hand holding, much less be a good sport about it and make the situation FUNNY and EXCITING.
>>70524632
dude it's 2016... you need to work on your formatting/posting-style. FACT. lemme fix this for you.
>He's not funny and he tries to[o] hard. FACT. Also he's a cunt. FACT. He lost some shit challenge in episode 2 and you should have seen his face, fucker couldn't take it. FACT.
>He's notorious for being hard to with [with]. FACT.
...you're welcome </sandow>
>>70524272
You mean literally in OP's pic?
>>70524703
capeshit a regular term here newfriend
>>70530286
>the current year
>not embracing diversity or the future of England
Personally I'm still hoping for a Top Gear Ramadan special. We need to let the refugees know that they're welcome here!
>>70533485
>with [with].
>>70533981
woops, i fucked up. FACT.
you know what i meant. FACT.
>>70532113
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/70218228/#70220277
This was me,FACT.
>>70526237
Matt is cool, I wish he had a proper co-host.
>>70534188
They should just bring back Top Gear Dog, and let her be the co-host, she'd have a better TV personality than Chris.
>>70534188
I just want to smash his fucking cuntface in with a brick
>>70524570
It's probably also where their friendship was really shown.
They gained a lot of notoriety for refusing to return before Hammond was well, the BBC tried to pressure them, but they just point blank refused.
>That feel when you will never have mates like that.
Does anyone know how in stone their contracts are? Is it even possible Chris could be dropped or is he in a multi-year contract?
Replacing him with a good host could be the key to it getting good. The yank could work given a good co-host. Ditto the old jew who isn't a jew.
Remove the star in the car segment or minimise it completely too.
>>70534568
There will be performance constraints in his contract, and Leblanc could easily sever his contract if they promised him ratings/etc, which a lot of shoes do to try and attract actors/presenters.
>>70534545
So what you're saying is that Chris Evans needs to be involved in a rocket car accident and it will get better?
>>70534660
It'd be the first laugh the new series will have given me, so sure.
>>70534660
No, he would have to magically be endearing like Hammond already was, have a great friendship with his co-stars, to the point where they would refuse millions of dollars to return without him, and he would need to be able to banter about it without crying.
BBC One's Antiques Roadshow attracted more viewers than the motoring show - with 4.2 million people tuning in. FACT
>>70534728
>dollars
>>70534660
only if it's fatal.
>>70528126
oh no
>>70533813
refugees? i know a place where they're beyond welcome!
Is Chris Evans sparkle princess?
>>70534568
>Remove the star in the car segment or minimise it completely too.
It's amazing how boring and awkward the segment is now, I used to be okay with it even though I didn't know half the guests as I'm not a Brit, but Clarkson made up for it.
I also liked the news segment. Where the fuck is the news.
>>70524013
>this is your captain america
>>70535058
woops that arrow was pretty much invisible in the thumbnail so there had to be a little cosmetic surgery done to try and make any and all jokes (such as subtle/subliminable/suggestive placement of arrows) clearly discernible from even a thumbnail view
>>70535349
>I also liked the news segment. Where the fuck is the news.
on extra gear
>>70535299
She was legal so this guy is a faggot.
evans is a cunt though.
>>70535434
>>70535058
oh shit it might help if i actually attached the image to the amendment/update/touch-up/welcome-sign
happy reFUgeeing to you and yours!
>>70535464
The age of consent for ginger guys with problem glasses should be 30 though. FACT.
>>70524632
>Jensen Button was a mistake
>>70529370
He's good. Great even, if you realize what he has to work with.
>>70524013
>Is there a sadder man alive?
Your father.
>>70524758
>fan boy
>racist
>old
Sjw please come up with something unique for once
>>70530992
>no music in the car
Even the stig has been ruined
>>70524758
>racist
Opinion discarded.
These are FACTS people.
>>70535896
F A C T S
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>>70529303
There's a video of it on efact.com
>>70526237
Wtf were they thinking? Who is this marketed towards?
>>70536211
Quintessentially British people and tanned Germans
>>70535669
Chris, it's okay, you aren't Clarkson.
FACT
>>70536058
nice
>>70524013
>Is there a sadder man alive?
>>70534950
Kek
>it's a "try to revive a series after being carried by the people that got kicked out" episode
*changes channel*
>has to literally ask the audience to laugh if they find anything funny
>have a recording of audience laughing hysterically while showing the actual audience just staring awkwardly
>>70529303
I need to read that paragraph
>>70537214
Oh shit, is this Ed cunt actually a presenter?
>>70528126
holy kek which ep is that.
>>70537214
Moon man Stig chasing the rest of them down in his death mobile when?
>>70524758
How can one man stomach so much semen?
You must be some type of SuperPoofter?
>>70537614
10/10
>>70537257
I'm on mobile, can someone torrent it and repost it here?
>>70524758
>People like this actually exist.
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/738458317283033089
>The films we have made for the Grand Tour are emerging slowly from the edit. I'm quietly hopeful you'll like them.
>quietly
u cheeky cunt
>>70538066
PLOISE EXPLOIN
>>70538106
ginger bastard has been criticised for being "shouty"
>>70538274
CHEERS M80
>>70536767
He's hit rock bottom, nothing but hope for him now.
But Chris Evans is plummeting down - nothing more pathetic than a man on a downstreak, screaming loudly that it isn't happening.
>>70524013
>First two minutes of the show was the cringiest prop skit ever.
Matt was delivering it and even he knew it was terrible.
>>70538925
Evans's Wikipedia page is something else.
So much shit's gone on.
>>70526645
Clarkson is that m8 whos a cunt to everyone but in a funny way, where you know he wouldn't let anyone else be a cunt to you cause deep down he's just a good fella
Evans is the annoying wee prat who forces himself into the group at every opportunity and proceeds to play the dancing monkey, under the impression he's a modern day Charlie Chaplin
>>70539095
Holy fuck, everything he's helmed has bombed.
His last TV show lasted only fucking 5 episodes.
How did he get this job?
>>70539313
>How did he get this job?
His Radio 2 popularity, I guess.
Fact is, Evans has always been an irritating cunt. This revamp of Top Gear is only exposing that to a far larger audience.
>>70539387
Yeah, but if I'm hiring a chef, and some cunt gives me his resume that lists he hot fired from flipping burgers at Maccas, I'm not going to hire that cunt - why the he'll wasn't the same logic applied to the biggest earner for the BBC?
>>70539640
Hell*
Fucking autocorrect.
>>70539640
because the BBC is run by incompetent fuckwits that know they can never fail and will receive tax payers money no matter what.
>>70539640
>BBC
>logic
pick only one option
Honestly I reckon that the BBC wanted to kill off top gear so they picked the right man for the job
>>70539752
Yeah, but Top Gear is a massive brand worldwide - the live shows, licensing deals, merchandise is what brings in the huge money, even more than the Licensing fees do.
BBC stands to lose half their operating budget if they lose Top Gear profits.
>>70539851
>BBC stands to lose half their operating budget if they lose Top Gear profits.
BBC Worldwide you mean.
The BBC itself is state funded by the licence fee.
>>70540013
True, but the money they earn doesn't disappear into a black hole, it pays for offices, salaries and productions.
Either the BBC will have to tighten it's purse strings or people will need to be fired.
>>70540101
Fair point.
>Either the BBC will have to tighten it's purse strings or people will need to be fired.
That's already happening.
>>70540133
Can't wait for the culling.
Hiring policy will probably prevent them from firing minorities and disabled workers, so eventually it'll just be a weird conglomerate of HR staff.
There is NO canned laughter in Top Gear
This is just the media storm again
I repeat there NO canned laughter
>>70526237
I fucking knew it. First episode people were curious, now theyre dropping it
>>70524013
DON'T YOU DISS CAPTAIN AM----- oh wait, nevermind.
>>70540376
FACT
Ratings don't include iplayer, and other such online streaming services which many many more people watch rather than live viewings.
>>70527024
Clarkson can also take a joke and they just had great chemistry
>>70536058
Underrated
>>70528126
to be fair, her leaning on him in that fashion is pretty flirtatious, even more-so than an arm around her
most, if not every guy, would do the same thing eventually if a girl was leaning on them like that
>>70540535
yeah if I saw a girl leaning on a guy like that I would think they're dating and wouldn't question it
>>70540324
>everyone there thinking "what the fuck did we sign up for, good God"
>apart from that guy in the white shirt and glasses who genuinely looks amused
>>70540453
Live viewings dropped by over a million viewers.
You're telling me they all decided to move to iViewer in the last week.
>>70540573
Pretty sure they were at that point
>>70540324
he looks more like a mildly disappointed father
>>70540582
"Mike we paid too much for these tickets..."
"But John, they were free mate."
"I know what I said."
>>70540750
meant for
>>70540582
>>70524013
I feel so sorry for Matt Leblanc...
>>70524576
Aside from being a cunt he's the host of a car show but he hates speed and fun driving.
>>70526663
Why were you friends with him?
>>70541503
Wow. That's something.
Top Gear may have had Captain Slow, but he was still someone who enjoyed driving cars.
>>70529370
He's great in the parts where he doesn't have to read off a script or deal with Evans' awkwardness.
>>70528303
That top row of teeth would graze the non-business side of your cockhead. SPECULATION.
>>70540324
>>70540582
>being a part of the Top Gear studio audience has a years long waiting list
>these people all waited years to see the three amigos
>they got Chris Evans instead
>>70541734
Sabine made him vomit by turning while going fast
>>70539095
The dude's a narcissist with a YUGE underlying inferiority complex (desu what narcissist doesn't have one?) who never developed a personality and is still a bitter, angsty teen in a man's body.
>about to have a wank
>casually browsing through porn sites
>see this
There is no escape from him. He has ruined Top Gear and now he has come for masturbation material.
>>70540101
>it pays for offices, salaries and productions
Don't forget the child sex parties :^)
>>70542642
Nah mate, that's first off the rank out of TV licensing.
It's the only thing that keeps their big stars around.
>>70542462
>Man's body.
He looks fucking 13.
>>70528247
>Read up on their relationship.
>She clearly married for money.
>To this day Chris still grovels for her attention.
>She started dating someone else before breaking up with him.
>He's still infatuated with him and invites her to all his shows.
Maximum cuck.
>>70545281
Don't be a retard, it's a textbook daddy issues relationship, which easily end us as actual friends after it's over. And she had money of her own.
>>70546109
Nothing compared to him, he was the highest earning British Entertainer at the time.
He literally had known her for like 5 months and proposed with a Ferrari covered in roses.
He stayed in the relationship when she was actively cheating on him and then proceeded to third wheel with the guy that cucked him.
>>70540101
Nah, they'll just need to raise your license fees, won't they.
>>70546914
>Implying I'm a Britcuck.
Also, aren't those taxes decided by the gubberment?
