>it's a CTU has a mole episode
>>70523767
>it's a Jack is forced to go rogue by an idiotic government episode
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US
>>70523767
>it's a Jack has to bend the rules because Jack bends rules season
>>70523767
>Its a Russians are behind everything episode.
>>70525121
One of my favourite parts of this glorious scene is the CIA people going WHAT THE FUCK.
Jack is a madman.
>>70526407
>the old lady with a red scarf around 00:11
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
>It's a Jack and Chloe are right again but still nobody believes them episode
>its a "i'm just doing my job" episode
>it's a Fred from those shitty Scooby Doo movies cries about Kiefer episode
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/working-kiefer-sutherland-made-freddie-prinze-jr-quit/story?id=24720569
>>70526877
>Keif takes it on the chin like a professional and says he never had a bad experience working with Freddie
>whole cast defends Keif
should keep his mouth shut next time
>>70526962
It's not unlikely that they didn't get along (Scrappy Doo is a shitty actor and maybe Kief called him out on putting up a half-assed effort) but then don't go like
>i-it wasn't me I swear, he's the bad guy!
And mention it like 5 years after filming, what a publicity whore.
>>70526565
>it's a Chloe risks her life and career for Jack because she's in love with him, but knows it'll never happen
Kinda felt bad for her.
>>70526877
>"I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE for Christ's sake and it was a crazier job than working with Kiefer," he said. "But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn't have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don't hire me next time. You know I'm 6 feet and he's 5'4."
>Having to resort to height criticisms when you know your arguments are weak as fuck
>>70527738
It's like a lanklet robot still crying about some Chad who bullied him in high school. 6 feet isn't anything to be so exceedingly proud of, what a faggot.
What went wrong with season 6? It's just so damn convoluted and silly in comparison to the GOAT S5.
>>70526407
I never want to watch this show for fear that context will make this webm any less funny.
>it's a fuck with Jack Bauer's life and think you can get away with it episode
>>70528881
>mfw that scene
>>70528881
Those last 5 episodes completely made up for the extremely dull beginning.
>>70529654
That's the nature of 24, first 3/4 could be completely wank but when it comes down to the wire there is no better source of entertainment.
>>70529744
You got a webm of Jack going berserk with the suit on?
>>70529814
>>70529861
Fuck yes.
could he have shot Jack's foot? Yeah, but it'd just piss him off more.
>>70529977
>>70529861
That must've been so damn fun to do as an actor.
>>70526407
>>70529861
What's this stance called?
>tfw I posted the last three 24 threads
>Someone finally picked up the mantle after me
>>70527738
when will they learn?
>>70530480
>AHHHHHHHH LOGAN HELP ME
>>70527738
>>70527947
Found the triggered manlets
>>70530628
Freddie pls, don't you have a Scooby Doo sequel to make?
>>70530480
It's a stance you take when you realize you're going up against Jack Bauer and want it to be over quickly.
>>70530560
24 threads are quality.
>>70530762
Considering I made the last three 24 threads, it makes sense that a manlet would lash out at his intellectual superior.
When will you learn?
>>70525237
>tfw the Russians are torturing him as we speak
>It's a "Who was REALLY behind Day 5, no no, for real this time" episode
>>70526407
why is this funny?
does he just shoot the ground ?
>>70532513
Did you watch the clip, he kneecaps 2 people as a diversion.
>>70532605
oh somehow i totally missed the first shot, i think i was looking more at the guy jack pushes over and didnt notice without sound
>>70532369
I honestly forgot.
>>70533742
Petrov.I think.
>>70533817
Nah nah it was Jack's brother!
>>70533742
>>70533817
Not done with S8 yet but I thought it was implied that its the Majestic 12 type group of illerminaty business elite
Name a better TV show from network TV you can't
>>70533888
Oh right. Petrov was behindRenee'sdeath.
;_;
>>70533928
Columbo was pretty good
>I wanted it to end with jack assassinating the Russian president.
>>70529744
>Nobody cared who I was...
>>70523767
so are we just going to pretend this doesn't exist?
>>70534202
Yes.
>>70532513
He wants to get in to somewhere protected by armed guards, so he just shoots random civilians and runs inside during the chaos. It's ok because they're British civilians
>>70534202
I was willing to give it a chance until I saw this guy as lead.
So, is this show actually good?
I watched season 1 recently. It was like a 6/10 at best, and maybe a 7/10 just because the ending was pretty cool.
Does the show get better or is season 1 the peak?
>it's a goth lesbian terrorist episode
>it's a Jack needs a hacksaw episode
JACK?
>>70534202
>It's a "Let's replace Based Tony with a black guy and see what happens" series
>>70534316
It goes deep into goburment conspiracy illerminaty plots to start wars and control presidents by season 4-5
Stick with it my man
Chloe?
>>70534362
FUCK Tony, he is a coward, hypocrite and traitor.
>>70534316
It gets much much better.
I found S1 slow at times too especially everything during the amnesia segment.
>>70534418
Except no
He always had Jack's back and he went deep undercover to dismantle the Majestic 12 illerminaty conspiracy that was looking to subvert the US presidency. They resolve Tonys supposed side-switch at the end of S7.
>>70534482
>They resolve Tonys supposed side-switch at the end of S7.
Don't give me that shit, he was going to kill thousands all because of MUH WIFE, he didn't do it out of a sense of duty, to hell with your revisionist bullshit!
>>70534661
It's canon. It's not revisionist. Dont lash out at me if you didn't watch the rest of the season.
>>70534391
>>70534455
Cool beans. I'll watch it.
>>70534316
Retarded underage pleb underageb&
>>70534341
>It's a someone doesn't believe Jack is right episode
>End of episode or next episode: "Jack was right."
>>70534316
Most consider season 5 to be the peak of the show. Generally 1-5 is the golden age while the rest got a bit stale.
>>70534661
>You aren't avenging her life, you're revelling in her death
>>70534395
my favorite character
>>70534341
>>70534475
I bet his biggest regret while waiting for death in the Siberian gulag is that he never got to hit that.
>>70534395
>>70535020
>AYY GABBAGOOL CHLOE IM GOIN AS FAST AS I CAN
>[BREATHING HEAVILY]
>the show was unrealistic because it had both a black president and a woman president
>now it's about to become reality
>>70528403
It doesn't. Jack picked that guy in particular because he couldn't take the bantz.
DAMN IT CHLOE WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>>70534202
he looks like a black feminist/lesbian
>>70535201
Not so fast
>>70535201
President Taylor pretty much looks like a less ugly Shillary Clitoris
>>70535201
I liked both presidents, even though Taylor bottled it at the end. Even so she dealt with the bottling honourably. Shillary, alas, is nothing like based Taylor.
>>70535201
They're both completely different from their IRL "counterparts" though.
>>70535348
>But Jack, it will take three days to run the program!
>YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES
>>70534309
At least they're not shying away from kebab removal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWpUB_Xdqs
>>70535191
>>70535471
Taylor legitimately had David Palmer potential in season 7, but then the writers butchered her character. Although, like you said, she was pretty honorable and did the right thing in the end.
>>70535512
>I NEED A SOCKET GIMME A SOCKET
I cant wait for the live threads ripping the new nigger jack apart, ill hate watch every episode of course.
>It's a Chloe needs to be spanked but nobody has the balls scene
>>70535201
>the black and female presidents were the only ones that weren't pathetic or corrupt
>>70535609
This is why they're using the 24 brand. Don't fall for the bait, anons, if you watch it make sure you don't give them a penny in the process.
>>70535666
>President "Little" Wayne Palmer
>not pathetic
>>70535666
You're wrong, Satan.
>James Heller
>not based
>Wayne Palmer
>not pathetic
>Allison Taylor
>not involved in shady backdoor deals with the Russians
>>70535789
He risked his health to save face for the country knowing the consequences, that was pretty admirable of him.
>>70535745
>implying I don't stream/torrent EVERYTHING
>>70535191
CHLOE CAN YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOOR
>>70535963
lel
>>70535856
>>James Heller
>>not based
absolute pleb. he was a bumbling old dipshit who should have redeemed himself by dying in that soccer stadium.
>>70535963
>>70536054
DONT GET CUNTY
>>70536123
>I have only seen LAD
Also, why should he redeem himself if he never did anything wrong?
>>70533817
>>70533742
>>70532369
In season 5 it went from Vicepresident Daniels > Robocop > Evil President Logan > Jacks Brother
season 6 added Jacks Father to the mix
season 7 threw in random badguy at the top of that, he was so bland I forgot his name
>>70535881
>save face for the country knowing the consequences
That's a weird way of putting 'threatening nuclear war against an innocent country for dramatic tension'
>>70536230
The Jon Voight character?
>>70536244
Gotta project that power, brah. Lrn2realpolitik
>>70536290
noh Jon Voight was just another member of the Illuminatiwhatever and part of his own convoluted chain of villains
>>70536202
>>>I have only seen LAD
>Also, why should he redeem himself if he never did anything wrong?
Its clearly you who has only seen LAD, ive literally seen every season well over 5 times. GOML you fucking normie faggot. Heller is a terrible character.
>It's an "antagonist gets presidential immunity in exchange for information that barely pans out or doesn't pan out at all" episode
>>70536501
>pointless season6 russian badguy who cuts off his own arm to escape a tracker and then dies from bloodloss
lel
>it's a jack get's drunk and sings about gay shit episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrHcMwKCtNw
>>70534341
>tfw no episode where she gets over her husband's death by asking Jack to give her the dick of freedom
Which season had the most retarded twisty plot? My vote is 3:
>Right, so we'll dump an infected corpse outside the CDC
>Then threaten to release the deadly toxin if they don't release my brother out of prison
>And we'll get a kid to unknowingly smuggle it into the country disguised as drugs
>But it won't be real, because we don't actually have the virus, it was just a sample corpse we got to see the effects
>But we're going to really buy the toxin now!
>Oh no, we got tricked and the guy who was selling it has sold it to someone else now
>Introducing bad guy 2: British man
>Murder all your guys and release me or I'll release the virus
>Wait you actually did it? I didn't plan for this
>BAUERED
Is this show worth watching? Need something new, heard good things
>>70537037
Yes and no
Just watch it, you'll either want more or not after the first two seasons. Just remember thatthe cougar sees all
>>70537037
It's cliched and frequently stupid but overall it's a great action/thrillerSpooks is better though
>it's a jack bauer becomes the POTUS tv series
>It's a "Bauer becomes a vigilante stopping depraved individuals with a sniper rifle, a phone and a pizzabox."
Is 'Phone Booth' the official sequel to everything post 24?
>>70537272
Not enough large feline predators
>>70537118
>Hamri Al-Assad
>Mid Tier
You wouldn't be so bold with a tactical blade through the kneecap
>>70537349
>It's a "Ron Swanson kicks some random middle eastern guys ass because of his petty prejudices"
>>70537349
Didn't make the chart, just repost it. I dont agree with it 100% either, I don't even know who the guy in the far bottom tier is
>>70537228
Pls be good
if you dont like edgar, then you dont know jack fucking shit about /tv/ - television, movies, and film
>its a "you should get some sleep" episode
>>70537480
I liked Edgar but I just laughed at the casting choice since I'm used to that actor being cast as "mob henchman #2"
>>70535110
who is this fat fuck
it's not edgar
>>70537118
That's a pretty accurate list, Renee needs to be higher though.
>he doesn't have every season's boxed DVD set
>>70537529
Its Samwise
>>70537570
>tfw no blu-ray boxset yet
>>70537349
>tacticool blade
I remember they did a "not all Muslims are evil" PSA in one season, but they didn't do it for any of the other villains. I said that was racist and my mother said I couldn't say that.
I think that was the day I became /pol/
>>70537669
Because nobody else got so butthurt over a fictional TV show.
>>70537669
shit that didn't happen
>>70534482
He always had Jack's back and he went deep undercover to dismantle the Majestic 12 illerminaty conspiracy that was looking to subvert the US presidency. They resolve Tonys supposed side-switch at the end of S7.
Does anyone else remember this? Sounds like fanfiction
>>70537669
>It's a Jack converts to terrorism on his deathbed episode
What was that ep that had a CTU female tech brutally murdered in the server room. I can't recall if it was by piano wire or a knife...
I just recall it was excessive.
>>70535856
Was Taylor actively evil or just incompetent?
>>70537486
If there's anyone who needs some sleep it's Jack.
>yfw Trump plays a character in Legacy
it's possible, John McCain was on the show
Fuck that live another day "season"
>12 hours later
>>70537772
This
24 constantly BTFOd Muslims though, I loved it.
>y-you guys don't understand his family aren't terrorists just because they're Muslim!
>>allahu ackbar kill your girlfriend Mehmet my son
>y-you guys don't get it his family isn't terrorists just because they're Muslim
>>thank you for taking me in, infidel. Now go meet my terrorist cell, evil western pig dog.
>>70537784DVD bonus scenes has Tony escaping from high security prison after someone smuggled him the blueprints for the prison in some eyeglasses
Also did you even watch season 7
>>70537923
I liked it.
>>70537839
Neither. Anything she did was in interest of the greater good and all in all she was a pretty good president in comparison to the others. She just wanted that peace agreement so badly that she let herself get fooled by Charles Logan and went in too deep to back out.
I thought it was pretty cool that one season had Indian bad guys, you never see that
>>70537925
I remember Jack destroying some SJW tech girl in season 7, it basically went like
>check the database for muslims
>b-but that's racial profiling!
>yes it is, now shut up
>>70537925
DVD bonus scenes has Tony escaping from high security prison after someone smuggled him the blueprints for the prison in some eyeglasses
Saw that, there's no mention of Majestic 12 there or in Season 7 which I did watch, and there is nothing on any wiki that supports it.
>>70537923
being too short was the only flaw, it was pretty faithful overall
>>70538100
I think every country was behind some evil plot except Canada.
>>70535110
That scene was hilariously depressing
>The guy that was with him genuinely believed after taking the cloth off that the gas dissipated and rejoices
>Starts reacting to the sentox nerve gas mere seconds later
These writers were vicious. And Sam had to witness all that and then die the exact same way himself
>>70537923
Nobody makes 24 episode shows anymore nowadays.
>>70535639
What? Chloe gets shouted at and demeaned often
Why was she so based?
>>70538200
Tony was the way to go with a reboot not this fucking WEWUZ
>>70538675
Ay yo hol up tho hol up
*aims problem solver sideways*
We wuz tactical an sheit
![golden-retriever-barking[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0R2hBMC.jpg "golden-retriever-barking[1].jpg")
>>70538595
BACK OFF
>>70536734
He's actually got an alright voice for country music, husky
>>70538730
>innalock yo fucckin fingaz behind yo fuckin head white boii
>Jack has sex with woman
>woman immediately dies moments later
Jack had a hard life
when did this show win you over, for me it was when Jack was torturing that guy by telling him he was gonna shove a towel down his throat and rip it back out.
For network television shlock with far too many episodes this might be the only show where I could genuinely believe Jack Bauer is a force of nature
>An official with a well-covered base gets a distress call
>"What happened? They aren't supposed to arrive yet"
>"Bauer... he came"
People focus too much on the disaster of a 6th season instead of marveling at the fact that a high-maintenance concept like 24 could pull off even one complete season
>>70538595
>that part where she manhandles Jack
>>70539131
The twists won me over. I'm a pleb like that.
>>70539150
You mean when Jack takes out an entire special ops seal team with two stronk indypyndynt womyn and President Pajeet?
>>70539213
I would give anything to watch it all again for the first time.
>>70537795
A knife, they were pretty good about not showing too much of it but they kept the fucking gurgling/spluttering audio in completely
Season 4 in a nutshell: BEHROOZ BEHROOZ BEHROOZ BEHROOZ
I got into 24 a couple of years ago, was enjoyable until I realised that the first 15 episodes or so of any given season were completely useless misdirection, and every time they discover some the main plot in the final third.
I think I got 3 or 4 seasons in and this was the case in all of them, kind of made them unenjoyable after that.
Did they ever switch it up? I've got Prime so get HD streaming of them all.
>>70534316
>6/10
That's harsh, man. First season is magical - just try rewatching it after watching show all the way through, you'll see.
Consider this - 24 was the pioneer of today's TV shows.
It also had kinda low budget and Fox initially ordered only 13 episodes instead of 24. That's why the latter part of the season feels kinda off - they made 13th episode as a possible finale and cut almost all loose ends.
It's a great series that keeps getting better and better for 5 years, loses some quality, but stays decent (and occationaly great) to the end.
>>70539407
Season 4 was garbage, the villain was just total horseshit psychic marty stu
I struggled to care about S5 after all that
>its a Marwan talks on the phone season.
>>70539507
I found the terrorist family delightfully fucked up but yeah when Habib Marwan was introduced it was just a constant chase with near misses, fucking repetitive.
It was nice to see Tony rescue him out of nowhere only to find out he divorced qt Michelle and a bitter alcoholic
>>70539213
Jack is the equivalent of 12 good men in GoT, you can't beat him unless you exploit a weakness like kidnap his daughter or waifu.
>>70535745
Kiefer and Gordon are producers and Stephen Hopkins (the guy who made the first season pretty great with his ideas) is back.
I am cautious, but somewhat optimistic about it. Trailer looked okay, if cheap.
>>70539420
Season 5 is considered the highpoint, definitely owe it to yourself to watch that season. It ends on a brutal cliffhangar which will compel you to follow up but I suggest you stop with the 5. And check in on the season where Jack loses it and goes after the Russian president because that was one of the most beautiful 4 - 5 last eps of a season I have ever seen
>>70536497
>Season 4 and 5 Heller
>terrible
Get the fuck out.
He went nuts in S6, but that was understandable. But LAD Heller was okay - but the actor is hilarious.
>>70539131
I actually started with LAD (weird, I know) when it first aired a few years ago, /tv/ was posting a lot about it and I had nothing to watch anyway. In episode 2 he's surrounded by a bunch of gangsters, then drops a boast like "you think I'm at disadvantage here, but I promise you, I'm not" and proceeds to kill them, right then I knew that I'll definitely watch the season. Afterwards I obviously had to watch the previous ones to see his journey.
>>70529861
>its a jack dons the killsuit episode
>>70539720
>But LAD Heller was okay - but the actor is hilarious.
Shit, I thought I was the only one who thought he was off his game a bit. He reminded me of a drunk lovable uncle rather than a president. I mean, he literally says YIKES out loud at one point, you can't beat that.
>>70534395
>RIP ;_;
>>70539720
>doddering old fool throat chopping fake death cliffhanger lol stay away from my daughter
he was one of the worst characters for the amount of screentime he had.
Curtis, Pierce, Bill Buchanan, George Mason > old retard James Heller
>>70539131
First episode ending kinda hooked me up, I was watching first season and liking everything.
But the turning point, of course, was, "I'll gonna need a hacksaw".
That moment was so great for so many reasons, it defines 24 for me.
>>70539720
>"Take your clothes off"
>"You first"
He wasn't exactly a solid President but how can you not love that fucking goofball?
WE"RE OUT OF TIME!
Bill Buchanan was seriously fucking cool
>>70539328
Recall which season?
>>70539150
>People focus too much on the disaster of a 6th season instead of marveling at the fact that a high-maintenance concept like 24 could pull off even one complete season
Yeah, it's some sort of miracle they not only kept making 24 for almost 10 years straignt, but keeping the level of quality.
Say what you will, but even at its worst 24 was decent. At its best it was amazing and beyond.
Is it worth watching 24 as someone who never seen it?
>>70540034
yes you fuckhead
>>70539934
>>70540015
>George Mason
>Bill Buchanan
>it's Kim is hot as fuck episode
>>70540025
W-why do you want to revisit that anon?
I have a shrewd idea of when it happened but I'm going through my 24 catalog to confirm
Why was security so fucking bad at CTU?
>bombed in season 2
>Bioweapon outbreak in season 3
>Nerve gas attack in season 5
>Chinese special ops attack in season 6
>EMP bomb in season 8
>plus a mole every single fucking season
and those are just what I remember. Why the fuck would anyone work there when the mortality rate is so high?
>>70537632
I got LAD on bluray, but I wasn't going to spend money to get 7 and 8 again. Fox was terrible about remastering their shit for home media release. I just want 1-5 on bluray.
>>70540162
I guess their hiring strategy for a long time consisted of "Are you bad enough dude to work with Jack fucking Bauer, man?"
Some people just understood that too literally.
>>70540028
I was often amazed by how Kiefer constantly knocked it out of the park. Every actor was great - the acting seriously is one of the high points of this show, you really believe in the characters - but Kiefer was so fucking good even at the weakest points and he did it with immense intensity for about a decade, 24 episodes a year, being on screen for the majority of each episode in a very physically demanding role. It's no wonder anything he's ever done (and probably will do) pales in comparison to his work on 24.
>>70540103
you mean every episode.
>it's the cougar episode
>>70539720
why is the cougar a meme
>>70540104
just want to see if it was as brutal as I remember
like going back to watch horror movies that scared the shit out of you as a kidand finding out you were scared over nothing
>>70540284
Dumb frogposter
>>70540348
Because it's a meme to like the cougar
>>70540348
Because it was the most bizarre things to happen on the show and easily the dumbest thing from season 2
>>70534395
this was legit heart wrenching, i think both his and chloes autism added to it
>>70534202
I honestly don't mind them rebooting the show with a new guy, even if it's a slightly extraterrestrial looking black guy. What I do mind is that, judging by the trailer, they're taking a much more generic, typically cinematic approach with the cinematography. It just doesn't LOOK much like 24. I'll definitely give it a chance.
>>70540321
Man, Jack completely missed the guy, but the wind he created was so strong that the guy died anyway.
>>70540415
Was it her?
>>70540415
>finding out you were scared over nothing
My friend, you're not gonna have that assurance this time. It was an unusually ugly and brutal death
>>70540545
I think he meant the girl from season 5 - russian terrorist killed her before arming the semtox bomb.
I want to wipe my mind and watch it all again.
>>70540348
Why is anything a meme?
>>70540424
you mad bro
>>70540228
I remember Jack being a total dick to his coworkers, there was always a chance you would get punched/tased/yelled at for not being an operator demigod like him.
>>70540635
No
>>70540649
This seems too low across the board
Anyone else having a massive urge to watch it again from season 1?
>>70540739
would love a live stream marathon thread but the jews/fbi/janitor would shut it down probably.
havent watched it
is it kino like the wire and the sopranos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dEhtlBpZzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmL8A-1nBgI
>>70540851
It more or less follows a basic formula every season so no it's not like The Wire or The Gabbagool
>>70540739
I'm thinking about it. It's a big commitment though. 204 episodes and I can't stop once I've started because I'm a sperg.
>>70540766
man, i miss when we used to have stream links here regularly. i liked watching shit with you guys
the fact that the british season is abbreviated to LAD is hilarious
>>70540649
>>70540846
The wiki has lots of fun things
http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Deaths_on_24
>>70540973
http://24.wikia.com/wiki/On-screen_kills_by_Jack_Bauer
309, not bad
Literaly 24 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-iDguioxV8
The most satisfying feeling I've ever felt
>>70540739
Skipped season 1 and started season 2.
>tfw bearded hobo bauer in flannel shirt just wants to watch his daughter from a safe distance
>that guy who uses the CTU ringtone
If Jack isn't in Legacy I'm going to fucking kill myself.
>>70540853
Holy fuck
That second one is pure kino
>>70540973
http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Pavel
could it be?
>>70541011
>Pictures for every single one
This is beautiful.
>>70540766
would any one watch it i streamed it later?
http://original.livestream.com/tvlivestreamgayness
>>70541062
Hobo Bauer was fucking adorable.
>>70528336
Reminder that Daniels was literally a cuck.
>>70541093
You don't need to end your life over that spinoff cash-in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp19qiash2U
WE'LL MAKE DIAMONDSH FROM THERE ASHESHH.
CARRY THEM INTO BATTLE WITTHH USSHH.
I stopped watching around season 6
Did this show ever have a final boss? Was it President Logan?
>>70541011
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you son of a bitch? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Delta Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Second Wave, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in African gorilla warfare and I’m the top kneecapper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will choke you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, I give you my word. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the secure line? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being cross-referenced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my hacksaw. Not only am I extensively trained in asking where the bomb is, but I have access to all sockets of CTU and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off US soil, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will force this towel down your throat, all the way. You’re fucking dead, damnit.
>>70541457
It was Logan and the Russians for the original run, Cheng for LAD.
>>70540739
He's so fucking perfect, bros.
ill watch if someone bothers to stream. idc which season is picked, could do 1 to bring in some newfriends.
>>70541457
Cheng Zhi overall.
>>70541646
wtf I hate Asians now
>>70541646
>Jack produces a katana out of nowhere to chop of his head
So satisfying.
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>Jack is now POTUS
Anyone else looking forward to Designated Survivor?
>>70541333
>You son of a bitch
That delivery is where I started cracking up
Also congratulations on your trip-trips man. You must be so proud of them
>>70540766
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>>70541604
http://original.livestream.com/faggotshitanal
just started it streaming S01E01
>>70541896
>Kiefer in a role where he's not intense as fuck and shooting someone
Just doesn't feel right.
>it's a silent clock episode
>>70540321
>not including the part where he opens the door for the golden retriever and the terrorist chick like some fedora'd gentleman
I cracked up at that part so much.
>>70541896
His last show sucked but this one lets him channel his inner Bauer so it mite b cool
>>70541965
get in you niggers its comfy quality
>>70541965
sweet, thanks. is season 1 the only one you got?
