>New Top Gear has to live up to this shaningans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahi8p9v9nag
Should they just give up?
>>70520279
>as the town in question is called...Chernobyl
>Chris Evans has such a punch able face
>dozens of audience members walked out
>had to put laughing tracks
Burn in hell bbc
>>70520279
>i'm sealing all the gaps so radioactive dust can't get in
>what you've done there hammond is made it more aerodynamic
>...i have haven't i
kek
>>70520448
but he has theFACTS
>>70520685
>FACTS
can't even beat this youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw
>>70520279
May's hair is glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw
>>70521549
>is your door broken
>no you pull it, like all the other doors
>...whose stolen my hammer?
I hope I have friends like this when I'm their age.
>>70520279
>you swine
I love these guys
>>70521549
>spreading viral advertizing
It wouldn't be so bad if it was anyone other than Chris Evans, the guy is a gigantic cunt. I feel bad for Joey though, he seems like a good fit for the show and a genuinely nice guy.
>>70522682
I haven't even bothered with the new episode but going by Chris's twitter rants I can tell it was a flop.
>>70522682
Matt LeBlanc genuinely loves cars and genuinely enjoys working on the show.
I don't hate Evans, he's just too enthusiastic.
>>70522723
IIRC the first ep had ~5 million viewers. Which was the lowest the show has had in a decade.
The one last night got ~3 million.
>>70520279
Why does /tv/ car so much about old men and cars they'll never get to drive?
>>70523037
so basically 2million curious people and 3 million from people who forget to turn their tv off
>>70523038
Old men who are fun as fuck. Seriously running the world when it comes to TV production values and knowing their audience. They knew very well that the audience didn't care about the cars.
>>70523038
Are you american? Top Gear was a staple for the majority of poor people in the UK. Watching Top Gear on a sunday night, watching them ride cars cross country and the bants which followed was great.
>>70523165
Something like that probably.
>>70523231
>top gear is for poor people
makes sense now thanks
>Clarkson leaves top gear over a string of non-pc comments in the past and finally getting pissed off because after a long day of filming no warm dinner was ready.
>BBC hires Evans who no one really likes and fills the rest of the cast with focus group favored presenters
>Surprised that no one wants to watch their "modern" re-visioning of the show.
Clarksons new show may not be as good, but I'll still rather watch it than this new garbage
Chris Evans would never have the balls to do the America Special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKcJ-0bAHB4
>>70523454
imagine the bants and the crazy shit they're gonna get up to at amazon.
no bullshit pc police telling them what is ok and what's not.
honestly can't wait to check it out
Is it just me or does the new Top Gear feel very safe? The old Top Gear frequently mocked countries and made other politically incorrect jokes. I don't recall Chris or Matt ever making an un-PC joke in the pilot episode of the new Top Gear.
>>70523666
because they're not jeremy.
if chris evans suddenly starting making jokes like jeremy, or matt...it'd feel forced as fuck.
you can't replicate jeremy, which is why it's failing.
there's also no dynamic. it's just matt and chris, there's no qualities for either of them to bounce off of...they're just presenters.
>>70523454
I can't see him having the balls to do any special. Just imagine him doing the Burma special. I bet he would spend half the episode crying like a bitch.
>>70523751
If they tried, they could make Evans the bitch like Hammond.
But I doubt the faggot has the integrity to let himself be ripped on constantly.
>>70520448
>laughing tracks
Lord Above, I hate laugh tracks.
>in the next episode chris evans will do something mildly bad and he'll say
>penis!
haha it's like when james may said cock but less offensive :)
>>70523655
This tbhfamily.
The Amazon show won't be better.
>>70523451
>Clarksons new show may not be as good
It'll be BETTER than classic top gear. Bigger budget and no annoying BBC censor police so the bants will be better.
>>70524030
>Chris: How difficult is this going to be Matthew?
>Matt: Ha Ha Ha Chris, you are hilarious my friend
>Chris: I know, isn't this awesome audience, it's amazing, wow!
>>70524122
wont be?
what
>>70521549
>and now we get to find out how the McClaren did on our track.....which means we have it over to OUR TAMMMEEEED RACCCCCINNNNGGG DRRIVVEEEEEERRRRR
fuck me, Chris. Shut up. Its like there padding up time. At least do the news or something
>>70524164
>Hey Chris, haha, your car is so bad compared to my car!
>Hey, Matt, leave it out mate! This is a great car! Haha
>Oh Chris, you madman!
>The BBC think they can just script JC style banter and everything will be the same
>They write banter for Evans
>it's fucking shit because it's forced and unnatural
>>70524128
>no annoying BBC censor police
The show was frequently flagged AFTER BROADCAST for what they said & did. Those "censor police" cant have been doing a very good job.
>>70524306
I honestly don't know what's worse James "Me mum cut me hair this morning" May, or Richard "Fabio" Hammond
>>70523454
I still wonder to this day whether that was part of the sketch or whether they really were accosted by rednecks.
>>70524427
Richard Hammond, simply for theFACThe tries that look whilst being 5'4"
>>70524421
This is the thing. The shit which they said wasn't all that bad, but for general public broadcast, it got a lot of ultra-normies mad.
They let it slide because they knew it wasn't so bad as to get into any serious trouble.
Amazon won't give a single shit as long as it makes money.
it's gonna be great
it's still probably gonna be PG rated, but that doesn't matter. as long as it's on the same level as prime top gear.
>>70524502
His bio says that he's 5'7"?
>>70524209
Won't be better than the current PC-ridden BBC-riding shit show of Top Gear we currently had.
>>70524502
He's not that short is he? I thought he was 5'8" or so. He only looks short because May is 6'0" and Clarkson is like 6'4".
>>70524614
On stilts
>>70524658
>>70524614
>his bio
Tom Cruise is 5'8" at best
>>70524731
I'm surprised Cruise didn't just buy Hammond to be his photo buddy to make him look tall.
>>70524731
>Shorter than Tom Cruise
>>70524818
Have Scientology drones edit Hammond's info to be 6'1"?
>>70524651
???
are you a native speaker?
am i the only one confused as fuck by this guys posting?
>>70525031
probably referring to 'Extragear' run by Chris Harris and Rory Reid who, in my opinion, are doing a better show. I want their show to be longer than 22 minutes where with the ginger twats show I turn over after 3
>>70521501
>Tyson will never wrestle again
I just feel bad for Joey. Evans' so fucking awful.
>>70525141
>Bryan and Tyson both forced into retirement
>>70525100
I think if they added Joey and Sabine it would be the best you could get outside the lads.
>>70523454
Alabama is a pretty shitty place but goddamn that was pretty damn funny.
>>70525100
Never seen shit from Rory, but it annoys me that people on /tv/ think Harris is a BBC quota hire. His independent stuff was great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6x2RZB4O6s
>>70525837
FUCK OFF CHRIS FAGGOT ANON
>>70525837
You have got to be joking. This posh fag is as dull as fuck
>>70522682
LeBlanc is good when he's driving a car or doing a segment. He's not a host though - doesn't have the voice for it.
>>70520448
>>dozens of audience members walked out
Did that really happen?
>>70524504
Never underestimate how mad british women get over absolutely everything.
>>70524731
Tom is clearly wearing lifts there.
Sadly this new Top Gear will last because UK tax payers are footing the bill. Top Gear USA is hosted by a wanna tough guy comedian, a washed up race car driver and metro faggot and it's still on the air despite no one watching it in it's critical 2AM timeslot.
>>70526050
Yes.
They even had some back row members stand on some really thick wire protector blocks to give the illusion of a bigger audience.
>>70525141
Kidd will forever be mah Boy
a prime example of a guy who had it all and would have made it to superstardom if he werent so deeply lodged into the WWE machine.
>>70525972
His theFerrari vs P1 vs 918 video was pretty good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3YPTkBRaOk
At the very least, he's the better Chris.
