Promise me Davos edition
old >>70499480
First for Jonsa
Was it Jaqen?
Hound is the best character in the show. No contest.
What did they mean by this?
>>70500885
>shipping shit
>>>/thumbrl/
First for ASS ASS ASS.
>>70500885
first for autism
>>70500851
why are we getting 4 stall episodes where literally nothing happens?
>>70500902
pfft
we have lady lyanna mormont now, the hound aint shit to her
>>70500908
Press H to Sand the Door!!!!
I want more Tyrion every episode.
This episode had no Tyrion.
Literally the best female actress in the show
>>70500885
I kind of want Sansa to die at this point
>>70500851
this whole episode was one scene after another of Sansa getting told. fuckin' gold. The only reason Mormont pledged their support was Davos saving her ass.
I'm getting sick of Sansa thinking her shit don't stink and scheming behind Jon's back
Post yfw The Mountain rapes everyone next episode.
>>70500898
Rickon has solid leaks suggesting hes used as bait during the bastard bowl, he isnt flayed he get shot by Ramsey as hes runnning to jon.
>The Boltons helped us take back Deepwood Motte
D&D love it, don't they? Even after killing him they're still taking away from Stannis' character.
Reminder that Sansa and Jon have 62 good men, 3 times as many good men as ramsay.
>>70500945
tyrion hasn't done jack shit in two seasons, why would you want to see him?
Do you want to play a Game of Thones, you fucking bastard? I have become Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North after the Clash of Kings. Come and see. I have a Storm of Swords ready for you, cunt. I dare you to fucking come for me. I have your little bother, and soon I will make him a Feast for Crows, bastard. I will burn you and all of your fucking wildling sluts after I flay your bodies - you will burn like a Dance of Dragons. Fuck you, you piece of shit. The Winds of Winter will blow across your blackened bones and I will pick my teeth with your splintered ribs before I gently fall asleep and have a nice Dream of Spring. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Fuck you.
where is the webm of loli mormont hushing the maester?
>>70500851
Is Bella Ramsay the new loli of /tv/
>Hound is actually back
Really lads? Seriously?
I might actually start watching the season then.
I watched Episode 1 and hated it, so I was sort of reading over what happened in each episode and was gonna force myself to watch them when the season ended.
But The Hound was my favorite characterafter Ned and Robso I'm super excited to hear he is back.
>Tfw he'll finally get his chickens
>>70500908
The door needs to be sanded before applying primer to be painted.
>>70500931
When the fuck did 4chan begin allowing man-dykes to speak openly?
>>70500851
>>70500851
>>70500851
can someone link to the full spoilers, the/r/asoiafthread is hidden
>>70500957
>tfw a strong loli will never protect you
>>70500851
Davos > Jon > Sansa
Why the fuck can't Davos sit on the Iron Throne?
These threads are so much better than r/gameofthrones. You guys have better memes, too.
So the BWB protects smallfolk, and as thus they slaughtered a bunch of smallfolk... what
>"I love Cersei, and if I have to slaughter every Tully who ever lived to get back to her, that's what I'll do"
It's classic misdirection. Next episode Jaime finds out that Cersei cucked him.
>tfw they retcon'd your character redemption
>tfw they skip your best chapters to send you to Dorne
>tfw they have you groveling at Cersei's feet once again
>tfw thy are now going to hand your best chapters to Brienne
>>70500971
>hbo offers 10 seasons
>refuse
>the show we /got/
>>70500990
cute 5head desu
>>70500957
She was pretty fucking amazing for such a young kid. That girl could have a bright future in acting ahead of her.
>>70500968
This is literally nothing happens the season
>>70500968
What happens if Cersei were to be killed while the Mountain still lives ?
Would the mountain go on an unstoppable killing spree ?
>>70500968
>>70501032
she's 35
Cleganes will bathe in fanatic blood next week
GET HYPE.
Sandor will show that his leg isn't so fucked up afterall
>>70500851
Lady Mormont is cute! CUTE!
>>70501015
D&D is expanding that R'hllor intolerance.
Quasimodo BTFO
First World Feminism wins
>you will never serve a loli lord
Reminder that Arya didn't get stabbed it was actually Jaqen using her face
>>70501009
he's a classic No2, he can't lead
>>70501022
He was getting too likable, and the actor was getting too good. So they made him rape his sister and then get sent off to do fuckall.
Can't have likable people in this show, anon.
>>70501039
anyone SHOULD UPDATE THE BOWL
>>70500932
>nothing happens
Why do people keep saying this? We must have different understandings of what nothing is. Plenty is happening. The fucking Hound just came back. Are battles the only progress to you?
>>70500985
Same reason the Clans followed him back in season 1.
>>70501039
Shut the fuck up
>>70501032
She already looks like she's balding and turning into an ayy lmao.
She won't have a career with those looks, even in Bongland
>>70501022
>tfw thy are now going to hand your best chapters to Brienne
wut?
Why was Sansa so sexy this episode? Was it because she is back to being a snobbish, whiny cunt?
>>70501089
I'd follow him anywhere
>>70501022
>tfw Show Jaime is a confirmed cuck, and he still loves the woman that cucked him.
>>70501078
I was expecting her to jump back when she heard the old woman, is she not aware anyone and anything could be the FM stalking her?
>>70501072
I can't believe this happened.
Not because it happened, because:
>Mental leap required to be THAT retarded with the character
>ACTUALLY committing that to a script
>Trying to convince me Arya would LITERALLY chestpound through the streets to encourage it
>>70500851
Why is Sansa such a cunt? All she does is complain?
>>70501022
to be fair they are sort of doing jaime's AFFC plotline right now, so i still have some hope for him. they should have done this last season, but whatever, at least it's getting done now.
so i still have hope for jaime. he's pretty much the best character in the books and show.
>>70501072
>Psssh nothin personnel kid
Apologize, /got/
Why does Sansa suck so hard? Everything about her; the character, the actor, the plotline, the dialogue. Everything about Sansa is just so cringy and terrible
>>70500851
why are her legs so short?
Why don't we have a /GoT/ sticky every week!!!
I can't keep up with all these expiring threads.
So all those people got killed and The Hound didnt notice cause he was chopping wood 5 miles away?
A little girl can survive multiple stab wounds?
Fuck this show.
>>70500902
>>70500908
>>70500851
>You fuckin' cunts miss me?
>>70500851
first for ramsay kidnapping and flaying her.
>tfw your sister hires a whore to lick the adjacent spot between where your penis once was
I honestly thought this episode was good, certainly much better than the last one, I don't understand why so much hate.
>>70501078
how do u know this
>>70500959
I do too to be honest, but I also want Jon to get back at Catelyn, and to have a couple kids first, and marrying and having kids with Sansa will also bring the "bastard' line and trueborn lines together so no succession fight shit if they both survive and have separate kids years later
>>70501072
>rotating a circular shiv
>>70501072
JUST WALK IT OFF.
>>70501072
Holy shit, how did the warlocks of Qarth get there?
>>70501150
That's what she gets for being a fucking manlet
>>70501015
I think the point is, they've lost their way and have become a twisted version of what they were.
And the only cure for their sickness is this fucking guy in pic related.
>>70501146
tbf I'll just watch the show till the end whatever you fucks write so whatevs
>>70501102
>>70501146
they didn't write this episode, nothing to apologize for
>>70501172
Because it was good. We contrarion
>>70501172
>enjoying the show
top pleb me lad
>62 (sixty-two) good men
>>70501150
To accommodate her enormous vagina
>>70501169
>the adjacent spot between where your penis once was
??????????????????????????
>>70501022
Time to give up on him. He'll die a stupid cuck.
>>70501150
she must bea dwarf sitting on the shoulders of another dwarf
How did Beric's men degenerate into human garbage so quickly?
>>70501136
ya like arya after all that would just be hanging out unsuspecting.
swear to god d&d are shit
>>70501178
> Literally wearing bait clothing
Anyone else notice how the quality of show increases dramatically when there are no Dany scenes?
>good episode
>no dany
Go figure
>>70501150
reminder she is the flayed corpse in bastardbowl
>>70501072
i don't get it
the faceless men are all about being no one, holding no grudges and shit.
yet this character clearly dislikes arya to the point where she wants to kill her.
someone please explain this to me. how is she not in deep shit? she's clearly being someone, she has motivations
best episode of the season no contest
we got
>olenna absolutely BTFO cersei
>based lady mormont
>arya getting stabbed
>the fucking bound is BACK
what am i missing
>>70501206
the gooch
why are people saying Cleganebowl confirmed? because Sandor picked up a fucking axe at the end? weak shit.
>>70500995
Episode 1 is the lowest point the series has been.
Ep 2 is slightly better but still bad, Ep 3 is actually good, Ep 4 is back to being bad again and the last 3 episodes have been at least good to great, although it heavily depends on the plotline.
Overall, this has been a better season than 5.
>>70501000
Free speech bitch, get used to it
>>70501219
because Beric is dead for good
>>70501213
Good god
>>70501096
name anything else in this episode that you didn't know was going to happen already
>>70501172
It was good, it's just le new redditfags trying to fit in.
Real /got/ posters know a good episode when they see one, and this one was good
>>70501078
nah it was her she's just gonna be nursed back to health by the actress she spared because plot holes
>>70501172
is there hate? I think most people liked this one
but you can always expect t/got/ to hate on the show just for the fuck of it
>>70501039
you're referring to last season
>>70500885
>he's a bastard
>she's a stark
>not blood related
holy shit I finally understand
>>70501157
kek
>>70501022
jaime is the new stannis.
>>70501231
And increases dramatically whenever the Hound is in.
>>70501219
L S H
S
H
>>70501150
It looks like someone standing on top of another guy
help me lads, who the fuck was the hang man?
>>70501231
no
>>70501112
This woman exists.
Next.
So this wasn't really Arya, right?
It was Jaquen faceplaying Arya to get the waif to kill the wrong person so her guard would be off, then real Arya comes and wrecks her shit. When Jaquen first met Arya, he told her she could offer the people she wanted dead to the Many Faced God, and didn't talk about becoming "No one" for a while. Maybe he never intended for her to become one of them. If you think about it, the Waif hasn't become No One, because she has a personal vendetta against Arya. The next episode is called "No One", so some big shit is going to go down with her storyline.
Think about it: in the previous episode Arya gets Needle and goes into a dark room and blows out the light, waiting for the Waif to come. She has training while being FUCKING BLIND that she can use to fight the waif.
in this episode she's strolling around Braavos not giving a FUCK, just standing around with no guard up and she doesn't even have fucking Needle on her. Sudden bizarre personality change. The entire scene was so weird and bizarre it seemed like it was a dream especially when she appeared to get her throat slit by the Waif.
It wasn't Arya, it was a faceless man.
>>70501269
they are blood related...
What the hell is Arya doing gallavanting around Braavos without Needle, AND just taking in the views? She has to know The Waif is gunning for her. A girl has literally learned nothing.
>>70500963
"BAWWW IT'S NOT ENOUGH MEN"
gee, it's not like you were offered an entire army, fresh and untouched by the War of the Five Kings, and turned it down because FUCK YOU PETYR. Also that snarky comment about Davos getting 62 men from House Mormont. Sansa couldn't even get an ounce of respect from Lyanna. More than she got.her makeup and bitchiness made her so hot, I want to rape the shit out of her
>>70501219
In the books they become a reckless killing group after Lady Stoneheart takes over the BwB
>>70501272
>jaime is the new stannis.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>70501136
>He thinks it was really Arya
>broterhood hanging people
Could it be...?
>>70501190
>yfw Sandor is the one baseline throughout the show
>he learns time and again that violence is the answer
>>70500963
me too, she's getting cunty, being jelly of Davos and talking smack, hope she dies soon but not likely.
>>70501213
To be honest I kinda think it'll be more interesting if Jaime doesn't abandon Cersei.
>>70501243
why would anyone get their taint licked? that's a nerve ending wasteland. he'd get rimmed or stumplicked
>>70501219
because "men" are garbage; 97% of rapes that happen the rapist will get away scotch free. look it up.
FUCKING
LEAKS
WHERE
MY
BOYS
>>70501231
Is Danerys as hated on the internet as a whp;e as she is on here?
Because all of my friends in real life also dislike Danerys, and most of us dislike Danerys.
Why is she still in the show?
>>70501248
its literally not happening
he is going to take over the BwB and become ser stoneheart
>>70501072
Can someone post the GoT tits chart?
>>70501288
>all this text
no lol
>>70501184
Teleported
NEW LEAKS!!!!
>>70501288
It's Arya, they are gonna use magic to heal her.
>>70501305
Hound and Stoneheart facing off ?
>>70501115
In the preview for the next episode it showed Brienne picking up the negotiation
62 good men
>>70501237
still a woman
>>70501316
For what reason. Cersei is a sinking ship and he's the captain.
>>70501320
tumblr please
>>70501237
cuz
>>70501242
Sansa getting BTFO'd by Lord Glover
this man has the best scowl i've ever seen in my life
>>70501237
Waif is still in training, she basically sucks and is as hot headed as Arya, just one rung higher.
I hope Arya survives and goes to find out who she used to be in her past life and shames her in front of Jaqen like a bitch.
>62 men
c'mon I can raise more troops from the shittiest province in CK2
>>70501292
If the previous episode didn't happen I'd say maybe Arya assumed the Faceless Men would just let her go because they'd offered to let her go a few times before.
But last episode pretty clearly showed her preparing to wreck shit so it's probably just bad writing.Assuming that was actually Arya/spoiler]
>>70501248
Because Sandor is still alive and they've been teasing a trial by combat involving the Mountain for three episodes
God you're slow
Will we ever get a scene with based Manderly's or is the show going to make CIA save the day at Winterfell?
>>70501305
>>70501354
RESURRECTED STARK
>>70501292
>gallavanting
>>70501015
I was under the impression they're being led by Lady Stoneheart to string up and kill those that ended up siding with the enemies of the Stark house, including villagers of those houses
>>70501326
>Why is she still in the show?
Because she and Jon are the main characters. They are the song of ice and fire.
>>70500990
>that hairline
hahaha holy shit a balding 10 year old girl
>>70501349
thats a lowblow
>>70501015
To hamfistedly tell us pacifism is unacceptable and let Sandor do "badass" things again. Even if the guilty "pacifists" are a small group of impoverished peasants who wouldn't even stand a chance against a sudden attack by armed men if they tried. There's a more subtle message here which isIsrael must be defended at all costs.
Why is Arya so shit? I've been enjoying her arc, but it's apparently not been paying off with any like usable skillset.
>>70500902
Fookin right ee is
>>70501242
>Ian McShane's acting
>Based Fucking Blackfish
>CIA all but confirmed
That's all but it was a pretty dense episode.
>>70501237
She is in deep shit, which is why Jaqen will probably help Arya while disguised and Arya will kill her and Jaqen will let her leave with no problem.
Failing to kill Arya without making her suffer along with the Waif obviously hating Arya means the Waif has failed her lessons as well
>>70501373
>implying
>r'hllor is a religion of peace
>>70501242
agreed
>>70501354
Yes please.
>>70501335
Yummy.
this show has always had sexual violence but I don't approve the one-man gangbang that Blackfish performed on Jaime. We all have our limit
>>70501288
If it was a faceless man, there wouldn't be such a huge emphasis on Arya's reaction after she got BTFO. Her plot armor is indestructible, and considering she is parkouring throughout Braavos in the next episode, she will probably be healed somehow.
>>70501237
Don't you realize it? They're testing Waif just as much as they're testing Arya.
They're testing her to see if she can be "no one," but she can't give up her grudge on Arya, like Arya can't give up her grudge on the people on her list. Notice how Jaqen's praises for Arya are always in the presence of Waif. He's egging her on to get a reaction out of her and to see if she's giving up or not.
Jaqen also lauds her as the good teacher's pet because she wants to be considered "better" than Arya. But if they're both going to become 'no one' then it shouldn't matter if she's better than Arya or not.
Jaqen's testing them both and neither of them are going to probably make the cut. I'd even go so far to say that Waif is performing worse than Arya, and is blind enough to not realize it.
>>70501384
CIA saves them gandalf style after they get circled by pikemen. confirmed by an extra on set
>>70501349
Noice
>>70501375
underrated post
post yfw salsa and CIA save the day when jon's army is getting BTFO
>>70501237
I think they're building up to revealing that the Waif is a shit Faceless Man and even Jaqen doesn't mind her being gone.
But it also could just be bad writing.
>>70501390
They've already steered wide of the books
might as well kill off Danerys for the ultimate twist.
>>70500851
wtf isn't the brotherhood supposed to be good guys?
> child character is unexpectedly mature
>>70501072
>be wanted for faceless assassin clan
>despite of having shittons of money walk through the day and just rest in a public place
>>70501288
i don't know about all of that, but i will say that she was NOT walking like how arya typically walks. did anyone else notice that? she was walking with her hands behind her back, arya never fucking walks like that, jaqen does though...
>>70501447
No, keep up.
>>70501400
/pol/ pls
>>70501149
The only good line she ever had was
>Please daddy. It's the only thing I've *ever* wanted.
from the first ep of Season1
>implying that was arya
If Beric is not around the next few episodes then LSH is fucking confirmed!
>>70500932
This show is really pissing me off
>>70501237
a life is owed to the faceless god, she has to pay
>>70501456
it's the rich person walk that varys and tyrion talked about
>>70501435
Nice, reminds me of the LOST verticals.
Sansa is the best character on the show
and there is absolutely
N O T H I N G
O
T
H
I
N
G
you can do about it
>>70501287
>implying Kthy bates looks like an ayy lmao
Lyanna's actress has a 67 year old woman's hairline
>>70501412
Clint Eastwood is a zombie - not fair.
>>70501423
this would be a pretty neat idea, the waif is the worst faceless man because she has all the same issues as arya but just doesn't realize it. meanwhile arya is aware she'll never be able to become a faceless man and is just using the training as a means to an end.
>>70501484
yea well, she never does that. i don't think i've ever seen arya walk in that way
>>70501015
They've degenerated over time, that's all.
>>70501473
>cockles clams and cuckolds
>>70501459
they only attacklannisters in the books
>I need you theon
For what exactly? The kingsmoot is over, what possible use could she have for theon? What's he supposed to do?
>>70501502
She's gotten better I think, not sure why she seems to be getting more hate now.
>>70501260
Arya getting stabbed. I thought she's fight the waif.
Mormont scene
Glovers scene
BWB killing
Cersei getting verbally BTFO by Olenna
Of course I knew these characters would have scenes, etc but I didn't know exactly the subject matter was..
And knowing what is going to happen doesn't simply equal "nothing happened". I don't see your logic there.
>>70501502
I can tell you you're wrong and that the Hound is the actual best character.
>Tfw nutted but she keep suckin
>tfw excited for ian mcshane since deadwood is still my favorite show of all time
kind of dissapointed in how short his time was. good episode though.
>>70501219
because BRAVO D&D
>book brotherhood
>run by lady stoneheart with the specific goal to kill Frey/Lannister loyalists
>show brotherhood
>"Let's just make them basically Red God version of Mountain's Men"
Why doesn't Margaery want to have Tommens babies?
>>70500957
I wonder if any of the men she's surrounded by try to diddle her
>>70501235
what? how does she even get flayed, does she get kidnapped by 20 good men or some shit like that before the big war?
>>70501529
Wondering the same thing. Theon is wholly useless.
>>70501260
Marge isn't brainwashed, olenna leaving, blackfish is based, hound is back,
>>70501449
dump frogposter
kill yourself
>>70501548
what a waste of a good actor
>>70501269
Can I make it anymore obvious
>“Swear that you will never again take up arms against Stark nor Tully. Swear that you will compel your brother to honor his pledge to return my daughters safe and unharmed. Swear on your honor as a knight, on your honor as a Lannister, on your honor as a Sworn Brother of the Kingsguard. Swear it by your sister’s life, and your father’s, and your son’s, by the old gods and the new, and I’ll send you back to your sister. Refuse, and I will have your blood.”
Davos should've shut the fuck up and let Sansa handle it. Nobody cares about some nobody like him.
Requesting webm of Yara sucking titties.
>>70501548
**record scratch**
>>70501473
are you implying that real arya is on the right? wouldn't she acknowledge someone who looks exactly like her walking in the other direction?
What has she doing?
>>70501413
Makes you think...Is R'hollor(ism?) basically Islam?
>New Foreign Eastern religion infiltrating the West
>Militant groups sworn to the faitth commit massacres and lootings
>Regularly commit public executions of non-believers
Also, does this make Stannis a Bosnian?
>>70501424
yep, vale BTFO'ing the bolton's rohirrim style has been confirmed by more than one source at this point.
>>70501219
I thought they should have been the Brave Companions. A few of them are still running around.
>20 seasons later
>arya has only learned how to answer trick questions
>literally nothing useful about assassinating or avoiding being assassinated
>>70501529
>>70501564
>we are going to find that queen
geez i fucking wonder
>>70501475
>episode 10 cuts to black
>gasping sound
>"she don't speak. you bloody bastards cut her throat too deep for that. but she remembers."
>>70501292
>gallivanting
You missing your cock boy?
>>70501298
>reckless killing group
Then I'm sure you can post a single example of them recklessly killing someone right?
>>70501508
Little kids always have oddly proportioned heads.
>>70501091
>Can't have likable white men in this show
Fixed.
Bravo (((D&D))).
>>70501595
d+D are jews - they are blaming christianity somehow
>>70501435
Sansa's starting to look attractive.
>>70501582
RIP Jaime
>>70501288
Arya will pull off her face to reveal Jaqen and then Waif will be shocked and pull off her face to reveal Arya
>>70501594
Apparently she is licking a nipple, she might be lesbian, not sure
>>70501424
Fuck this shit...
>>70501449
she's a 1000 year old vampire you dumb showfag
>>70501529
Marry DanyShe can't have children anyways
>>70501235
>>70501563
She's not, leaks confirm she survives the battle
>>70501529
>not wanting your kin by your side as you explore Essos for the first time
Shit's about to be a different world for them both.
>>70501529
>the fucking boob plate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't remember the waif being such a bitch in the books
Though I haven't read ADWD
>>70501493
now those were the days
>>70501640
If the Waif was Arya why would she be shocked? How can Arya change faces anyway?
>>70501582
>he's going to kill tullys
>he swore on cersei's life he wouldnt
cersei dying confirmed
>>70501557
She's playing the overly pious card.
Ep was bretty good.
The rest of the season was hilariously bad though.
Also, above average cinematography this ep.
>>70501565
>Marge isn't brainwashed, olenna leaving, blackfish is based,
again 0 development
only thing we learned for sure is that the hound was back
>>70501635
>Implying Jews don't hate Islam equally, if not more
>>70501658
What leaks
And why should I believe them
>>70501631
And most of the time ugly kids stay ugly.
That hairline isn't recovering either
>>70501072
that old lady that played the part must have so jacked
get type cast in a bunch of bullshit nice granny drink some tea shit, and suddenly they give a apart and say
"yeah, so you just go up to this girl and wreck her shit"
She's gonna be a legend at her retirement community
>>70501614
>find queen
>theon can't marry because no dick
>????
How would theon even help them find her anyway? He doesn't have anything to do really?
People are actually calling this episode great?
>final butchering of Jaime's character
>Arya made to look uncharacteristically relaxed and not alert
>Jon and Sansa being pathetic as fuck, a southerner has to fight their battles for them
>Yara says she needs Theon who has absolutely zero uses now
>Frey's completely retarded to the point of unbelivability
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with some of you? Do you have a single brain cell in your heads that is capable of critical thought?
