>be naked and afraid
>drink shitty water within the first five minutes
>drop out second day
My fucking sides.
This episode has got to be a record. Even dumber than Kay "Bugs in Vajayjay."
>partner taps out on day 2
>camera crew takes pity on guy
>gives him another woman that tapped out
>grunge crotch brags about being ex-army
>i'm not taking orders
>i'm not gathering wood
>i'm not gathering food
>i just want to sit here
SHE POPPED A BOOB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS EPISODE IS GOLD
HER TIT IMPLANT EXPLODED
>spend entire challenge bitching at partner about how useless he is
>leave on day 9
>in the end, he'll probably have more challenges completed than her
>>70496736
>>70496649
?????
>>70496649
That is literally my fetish
>>70497070
His partner tapped out because she slept on her stomach, and popped a boob implant. Started leaking and causing her pain.
>>70497123
Living proof that women will never be equal to men, the show.
>mfw 97% of the women are just like the sunbathing bitch on Lost...useless
>>70497123
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>70497123
It was probably recent. I remember on Italian Survivor a few years ago there was a bitch who got a titjob just in time for the program and the wound got infected and became gangrenous. Good times.
>my parents used to dorp me off in the woods when I was 9.
That's called abuse bro.
>>70495619
>at last, finally, I have become Naked and Afraid
wow, fucking really???
>she immediately makes a skirt and complains that he prefers to be naked
>be a dude on naked and afraid
>be put with someone's hot wife in an inhospitable desert
>start constructing a bra for her like a cuckold
>not finding water/shelter/food sources
>mfwnow watch the triggered /pol/ fags not understand the context...same pic related
