In the motion picture Shrek (2001), do you think Donkey actually meant "In mourning, I'm making waffles"?
because a swamp is actually hell
SOME
BODY
There is something off about this movie and I can't quite place my thumb on it
ONCE
he implied he was going to have sex with Shrek and sleep with him afterwards, which would end with Donkey waking up the following morning and making himself and Shrek waffles to dine on for breakfast.
>>70494046
i agree, often times i think about events from this film that never really happened. like i can remember sitting in front of my old tv watching shrek and there's a scene where farquads soldiers go to the swamp and hear shrek farting and then decide he's nothing to be worried about. like a fever dream or something. i watch it again and its not there.
has anyone played Shrek for the xbox? the original one. it was a strange game. shrek had farting powers which kncoked out enemies. there was a level where you had to piece humpty dumpty back together. it was a good game.
>>70494142
maybe it could be just reading your post, but I now feel like the same thing happened to me
does anyone wanna discuss shrek in my IRC chat? #shrekTalk we're always up and discussing shrek and shrek related things. tonights topic of discussion is the anatomy of fiona
shrek was to the world what the black plague was to the chinese
where do you think film would be as an artform without shrek?
Why were there no other ogres until the forth movie?Not counting Fiona
>>70494807
There was a fourth movie?
He said that line in Shrek 2 (2004) actually
>>70494903
this is incorrect
>>70494224
I remember putting literally hundreds of hours into the Shrek 2 Gamecube game because I was too autistic to enjoy shooters.
Why did things spiral into irredeemable filth after 2?
>>70494335
>>70494142
These movies feel like a literal fever dream. Or at least the first one does. I do not know why.