>"ANALYZE HIS FIGHT PATTERN!"
>"SCANNING... COUNTERMEASURES READY!"
>"LET'S KICK HIS ASS!"
This was so satisfying.
For me, the movie ended when he put Cap down.
>>70491901
it was hella epic xD
so glad my mom took me to the cinema so i could see it too anon :D
Fuck the Winter Soldier.
What a worthless character, I was glad to see him put away.
>>70491901
Cap is suppose to slightly above peak human in strength. He really shouldn't have had zero effect punching a metal suit.
I know you're being sarcastic but they really should have put a little more effort into that bit of dialogue
anything better than 'dear computer, fix this problem now' no matter how silly
but its hard to predict how stupid people are, I bet a big chunk of the audience really did think that was cool
>>70492055
Ironman is suppose to be 100 ton class. He really should have beat both of their asses and ripped Bucky's arm off instead of shooting it off.
Can Doom's armor beat Tony's armor?
I know Doom wins on all other categories
just the armor
>It's a "/tv/ hates something popular so they can continue stroking themselves to the idea that they're better than everyone" thread
>>70491901
wow da wobot man kiwwed da bad gwuy mommy!!!! ooo weee so exciting!!!!
>>70492216
Doom's armor is up there but that is Tony's specialty.
>>70491901
I thought this was the cringiest shit, ruined that final fight for me
Lol, autopilot
>>70491956
>>70492254
>#teamcap is literally children
No surprise there.
>>70491901
Why didn't he do that sooner. Hell why didn't he do it this first day they met?
I think it would have been better if scanning Captain Americas fight patterns started when the avengers started so he had this counter measure up his sleeve the whole time.
Woulda fit into the movie better tbqhf.
>>70491998
Was Winter Solider in this movie? There was a guy running around with Cap, but I thought he was just an extra.
>>70492216
>>70492282
Doom doesn't put ai in his armor that can become a rampant world-threatening villain.
>>70492155
Yeah they nerfed him majorly in that fight. He should have taken them both out in seconds.
>>70492519
How does it feel to be a joyless contrarian?
>>70492246
>bbb.png
>>70492570
>nerf
He was given a slight buff post IM 3 since his armors didn't break like fragile glass but the reality is Capt has been getting patched in more and more buffs since the first avengers movie. The guy almost dies in the first avengers to a scrub soldier then 1 v1s Ironman this is bullshit he needs to be nerfed to pre winter soldier levels.
>>70492584
gwown ups will neva undastand >:(
>>70492463
Neither does Stark.
>>70492055
>>70492155
MCU powerlevels make no sense
if tony used ai fighting, it would probably hurt him. it's quickly moving his limbs and taking shock. muscles and joints can only take so much.
>>70492664
He also pulled back a fucking Helicopter.
>>70492743
I twip my fezora too u
>>70491901
> He's my friend.
> B-B-B-BUH-BUH SO WAS I!!!!!!!!
>>70492782
He actually uses hi AI like that in the comics.
>>70492246
we are though.
if """""""""""""people""""""""""""" are going to continue to praise shit, then we should feel we above them by leaps and bounds.
>>70492055
>>70492773
Cap didn't damage the suit by punching it, weren't you playing attention?
>>70491901
That actually shouldn't have worked on cap, hes the greatest tactical mind in the world.
>>70492918
>who is batman
This was emblematic of everything I hate about this Iron Man
he doesn't fucking do anything
he doesn't engineer things, except for that hilarious "one man assembles a particle accelerator in his basement" scene
he just says "computer, do thing" and then the computer does the thing
Jarvis, build me a robot suit
Jarvis, send army of suits to save my ass
Jarvis, assemble a list of snarky quips
Jarvis, simulate all the options and find the best one and do it so I can fight while napping
FUCK YOU IRON MAN
>>70492987
>he just says "computer, do thing" and then the computer does the thing
But he made the computer...
>>70492987
>he doesn't understand that all software engineers and QA people automate repetitive tasks as much as possible
Fucking liberal arts scum.
>>70492987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBbnT-cIDVM
>>70492397
no, Civil War is literally for children
>>70493123
He probably just told a different computer to make that computer
>>70493125
I'm an electrical engineer working on a masters focused on hardware description languages, I understand the rationality of it. But A) Tony takes it way too fucking far and B) it's bullshit that you have a character whose whole deal is design and engineering and all you ever see him do, aside from the first movie, is swoosh some holograms around and tell an AI to do his work for him.
>>70493161
I never liked how latino he looked in that.
>>70493501
he does tech shit in literally every movie he's in.
>>70493591
Provide an example that isn't basically magic.
>>70493679
all his shit is magic. there aren't humans in nuclear-powered ai-assisted indestructible suits flying around in the real world.
>>70493501
That's the point Tony is super smart he automated everything he does
Wtf you want an entire movie where he is building stuff that's fucking retarded.
The VA for Stark's new AI is shit.
>>70493907
I just want more evidence of his building shit. Just once I want him to do a fucking transform. Just one time.
>>70493961
He did this in all his movies. He did this in avengers 1. I can't remember if he did it in Age of Ultron but that's more than enough. As time goes on he streamlines the tech better.
>>70493959
Kerry Condon
In all honesty I was so bored by this point I was just hoping someone intervened and ended the fight so there wouldn't have to be any falling action and they could just end the movie
tony should do a full sailor moon transform while cap and his trans boyfriend make out
Why are ironman fans such cucks
>we should bend over for the UN
>all these Iron man fags being salty
Cap is better 1 on 1, in both this universe and the comics.
Tony gets his ass kicked even after getting the most insane plot armor in the form of "AAAAAH HELP ME COMPUTER!"
Cap wins.
Tony loses.
Period.
>>70491901
Why isn't there a painting of Jesus in the background?
There needs to be more jesus imagery.
>>70493501
Ok if that's the case, he made the computer that made the computer!
>>70493961
>I just want more evidence of his building shit.
you sir have autism
>>70492155
I like to think the suit got nerfed so hard because Tony forgot to rewire his suit after Ant Man fucked it up at the airport.
>>70491901
I really liked this movie, but why didn't Tony ever use his Sharingan before? And why will it never be mentioned again in any fight in the MCU ever?
>>70495835
Hmm.. that's a good way to look at it. But its sad whenever a viewer has to create their own canon because the creators ignore a plothole.
>>70495835
He's still wearing a suit of armor, getting punched by some dude's bare fists.
>>70492155
Tony has different suits with different stars. His base one is not in 100 ton class at all. That's Hulk buster tier
>>70491901
That was stupid. First thing I thought was why didn't he do it before? What should've happened is Cap should've changed his style and kept changing it and then hesitate because Tony is his bro and then WS stopping Tony from blasting him
>>70492987
You sound like you would enjoy iron man 3. He is constantly thinking on his feet in that movie and engineering cool shit on the fly.
>>70497744
Not like the bare fists were hurting the suit.
>>70497770
>>70492155
I can't really think of any great feats of strength Iron Man has performed. I mean he caught a car once but that's more like his suit locks into a lifting mode, that doesn't mean he'd be able to punch with a huge amount of force.
>>70492840
You're honestly, sincerely, just a faggot. You're not even really meant to be welcome on 4chan, honestly. You're a post-2010 living meme, hipster.
>>70493959
>>70494053
I wish his AI was still Jarvis in Iron Man 1 tier. Shit was GOAT
ITT: Butthurt DCucks
>>70493426
>>70499906
>>70492773
The comics make no sense either, so they are using the source material, right?
>>70497974
ego. he wanted to kick his ass himself.
>>70491901
>cap'n murrica doing illegal things and being celebrated for it
Like a fuckin' riot with niggas aping out. Team Tony all the way.
>>70499348
The only meme I see is you faggot.
Fucking whining about fucking capeshit, movies for children.
You're whining about movies for fucking CHILDREN.
Nobody's welcome on 4chan, but if such a thing even existed in the first place, it certainly wouldn't be a pissy pants little shit like you.
Kill yourself faggot.
>>70491901
>My shield was a little dirty
>So was I
What did he mean by this?
>>70500758
Except he didn't figure it out on his own. He used his suit's AI to counter Rogers
You are right about his ego though
It's like the root cause of all his problems
>>70492461
What?
how come when arrow guy was brainwashed, all the innocent people he killed were just meh
but when bucker was brainwashed he had to be destroyed
>security camera in the middle of the woods
>i know those trees!
I understand its a cap movie, but it really bothered me how Iron Manlets team got their shit pushed in throughout the whole movie. In the airport fight Vision and War Machine do fuckall. As for Stark himself, everytime he confronts cap or bucky he has his shit pushed in, like he never fought anyone before, save for the last final seconds.
>>70503135
Because Bucky was brainwashed for over 60 years, then Winter Soldier movie happened and then he killed the black dude
>>70491901
Too bad the cgi sucked balls.
>>70492987
Maybe he doesn't manually create things in the team up movies, but I'm pretty sure every solo Iron Man movie has featured at least one scene of him building things
>>70503261
Cap is a literal soldier. Iron Man is a Cuck with too much money
>>70491901
why doesn't he just constantly have the analyzer running and chill in the suit on autopilot while the computer moves his hands for him in exactly the right way to win
>>70503261
Nigga, Cap had Scarlet Witch. They all could've just chilled and watched her single-handedly rape Tony's team.
>>70491901
The kid who plays Spider Man is hideous
>>70503872
It's a kid with a 40 year old's face lmao
>>70503261
Stark is not a fucking ninja, his suit isn't either
>>70492155
His suit was consistenly being portrayed as damaged in such a way that his inability to fight was believable. He's also never been portrayed as that strong in the movies, if you watch the first Iron Man he struggles to sturdily lift a car.
>people thought Cap would lose in his own movie
>>70504474
Well he did die in the comics at one point
>>70491901
Feeling the Bern?
>>70503755
Scarlet bitch vs vision, who wins?
>inb4 they make out
>"ANALYZE HIS FIGHT PATTERN!"
>"SCANNING... COUNTERMEASURES READY!"
Why doesn't Iron Man just do this in EVERY fight? He was literally getting the shit kicked out of him until he went to this "analyze fight pattern" shit.
>>70504673
Scarlet Witch already won in the movie though.
>>70498735
He was trading punches with Thor in Avengers 1. Sure that was after his suit was charged to 400%, but even having a fourth of that much power should be able to 1 hit KO Cap.
>>70504673
Vision has an infinity stone in his forehead, so Vision.
>>70504695
Why does he even have to ask? What is his machine consciousness AI doing otherwise?
>>70504825
But chaos magic > infinity stones
>>70492055
Cap is really strong. He wrecked ultron sentries with his bare hands and he was able to go toe to toe with the main Ultron.
>>70504825
>>70504673
Scarlet Witch. She already showed how she can defeat him in Civil War. She can take control of the infinity gem.
>>70504825
She can literally take control of Vision.
>>70504825
>>70504673
You forgot the part where she femdoms him?
>>70492055
Actually Cap is supposed to be slightly weaker than the fucking Hulk.
>>70504860
In the comics yes, but they severely nerfed her powers so far in the movies.
>>70492055
Cap is stronger than that.
>>70504972
Looks like she's pissing on him with a magic dick.
>>70505116
That's kinda hot.
>>70505152
He's got the stable version of what made the Hulk the Hulk.
>>70505182
What? Gamma rays?
>>70504972
The pussy game just too strong
>>70505018
Cap is able to lift 1200 pounds. Hulk is between able to lift 100 tons and incalculable depending on how mad he is
>>70504911
>>70504972
Literally waifu-bait: the character.
>>70505201
You may wanna watch the movies again famalan.
>>70505243
Yea that's when he starts getting mad, hence unstable.
>>70505266
>the movies
Which movies specifically?
>>70505312
Incredible Hulk
>>70505357
That's just one though.
>>70505182
An exposure to gamma radiation is what made the Hulk the Hulk.
In the movies, an unstable fucked up Super Soldier Serum is what made the Abomination all fucked up.
The serum worked at first and Emil Blonsky did have the same agility and strength and focus that Cap did, but then Hulk fucked him up and the serum fucked up and thus Abomination was born.
In conclusion: Cap would only be Hulk strong if the serum fucked up and turned him into a monster like Emil Blonsky. He got the perfected version, so he's only moderately super strong, not Hulk strong or anywhere near it.
>>70505266
Relatively calm hulk is able to stop one of those massive worms in the first avengers, cap has trouble with a cuckcopter
>>70505266
No, 100 tons is "calm" Hulk. When he's enraged Hulk his strength is incalculable and possibly infinite.
1200 pounds is about 0.5 tons, by the way.
>mfw I know for a fact OP is pussy beta manlet virgin
>>70492055
Cap is outright super human in the MCU.
>>70492449
This
>>70492216
Last I heard. Doom is the second best at everything. There's a caption of Reed explaining that although he and Doom may have a higher I.Q then Tony, neither of them can do what Tony can do with armor and weapons since that's all Tony makes.
>>70505485
He's supposed to be. Cap literally the lowest bound of what a super human is.
>>70492055
Ssssshhh no logic
Only manchildren
>>70492987
>What is iron man 3
I read post yesterday in DC thread that say like "How come Marvel fans always in DC threads making fun of? Why not make own threads?"
Now I see answer. This thread is embarassing. The audience Marvel panders to is embarassing. "Analyse is fight pattern", WHAT is this anime? Never seen before that in the 3 Iron Man flicks
>>70506104
>be on 4chan
>act like anime is somehow a bad thing
>call others embarrassing
>>70505400
>an unstable fucked up Super Soldier Serum
last i checked it ws hulks/bruce blood in combination with the serum he already had that made the abomination
>>70492987
Probably because he's just a 50 year old.
>>70493426
no, super hero movies are literally for children
>>70505400
MCU Hulk had a form of the SSS when he was transformed. They used gamma rays instead of Stark's "vitarays."
>Yeah, Super Soldier.
>Yes. An oversimplification, but yes. And I dusted it off, got 'em doing serious work again, bold work.
>Banner's work was very early phase. It wasn't even weapons application.
>He thought he was working on radiation resistance.
>I would never have told him what the project really was.
>But he was so sure of what he was onto, that he tested it on himself.
u guys r dumb
Ironman didn't want to kill cap, if he did cap will be dead etc
>>70492463
Doom knows how to do that for himself.
>>70504972
Hot.
>>70493959
this tbqh, Vision is cancelled
>>70499741
I don't understand why they made the Vision the way he is. JARVIS was perfect in terms ofquip material
>>70497974
>First thing I thought was why didn't he do it before?
When has he had the opportunity to do it before?
>Analyze Iron Monger's fight pattern-- oh, he's just hurling automobiles at me
>Analyze Whiplash's fight pattern...oh, he's strangling me with a whip and blowing himself up
>Analyze Chitauri fight patterns. Oh, they're all different? Well, shit. Let's go grab that nuke.
>Analyze Killian's fight patt--hold on, gotta change my suit, he just broke it. Analyze Killian's-- shit. Analyze-- fuck. Jarvis, just grab Pepper, she took down the villain in my last two solo movies.
>Analyze Ultron's fight pattern. Wait...Jarvis? Where'd you go? Shit.
I guess you could say he should've done it during the airport scene, but who gives a fuck.
friendly reminder that Cap kicked Iron Mans ass lmao
>inb4 muh bucky leg pull
Iron Man turned around, kicked him, and continued to hurt Bucky for a full 5 seconds before Cap FINALLY attacked him. the leg pull did nothing but expose IM for how retarded he is. if Bucky pulled IM's leg and Cap lunged at IM in that moment, THEN the fight would have been decided because Bucky helped.
but nope. the fight was decided because IM is a dumb cunt and Cap wrecked him for that. IM even tried to fly away KEK
>>70492155
>Ironman is suppose to be 100 ton class
only for a few seconds when he overloads his reactor
did you not read that SIMPLE CHART?
>>70507432
and Cap didn't want to kill Iron Man.
if he did, he would have chopped his head clean off when he kicked his ass and pinned him down in the end.
>>70511130
I'm surprised he didn't do it first time he saw cappy fight
![2738148-pym[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6CyoIkb.jpg "2738148-pym[1].jpg")
Reminder who's the best scientist.
>>70492055
mcu powerlevels are all over the place
>>70505182
no you're thinking of ultimate marvel, which you could argue that a lot of the mcu is based on, but hulk isnt, he's classic gamma ray hulk
>>70506242
>he doesn't think anime is a bad thing
*tips fedora*
>>70511458
>hank pym
That doesn't look like an ant-man suit.
>>70492216
If Doom were to solely focus on one thing, instead of Magic, Technology et al, then he would be the best at it. Instead he doesn't, and becomes second best at a whole lot of different things.
>>70499741
>ywn have your own Jarvis assistant
![1747496-hank_pym_slap_super[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7xQHARQ.jpg "1747496-hank_pym_slap_super[1].jpg")
>>70511634
Pym dresser however and does whatever he wants.
>>70491901
Nerd.
>>70512442
Redditor.
>>70491901
For me it ended before it began because I'm not a child and superheroes are for childs.
>>70512967
>childs
>being a subhuman
>>70513120
Dey have powers
Can we go see it mom ?
