What went wrong?
>>70489683
too much disney money
>>70489683
He's getting old. That's it.
If it were even a couple of years ago then the entire planet would be behind him -- but even that presumes Amber wouldn't still be happily taking it because she's with a hot guy.
You can take the boy out of Kentucky, but you can't take the Kentucky out of the boy.
Looks almost like Al Jourgensen.
>>70489683
He fucked with Australia
Aint nobody fucks with Australia
>>70489683
marrying someone
>>70489683
Drugs and France
>>70489683
Married a bisexual
he didn't finish the bitch off
>>70489683
doesn't flush when he takes a pee
>>70489683
women
>>70491784
why did I laugh at this?
>>70489683
nothing much, he just needs to lose weight from his face. Other then that, drugs
he has celiac disease but doesnt know it so he's eating bread like always
if he stops eating bread and goes gluten free like james cagney he would bounce back from being bloated all the time and tired
Why is the meth gone?
Tim Burton
>>70489683
Meth.
Too much drugs and too much sticking his dick in crazy
Tim Burton
>>70492822
>Demented ramblings
Na, Johnny Drugs just did too many and now he's cooked.
>>70492778
>>70492923
>it's another "drugs are bad" meme brought to you by the you ess gubment
He's probably just genetically meant to age that way, or he's running himself ragged since Hollywood is a stressful atmosphere.
>>70489804
He's always been jacking Uncle Al's style.
>>70489683
He married a druggie bitch who is in the process of ruining his life for something he never did.
Tim Burton hasn't switched him over to old actor kibble.
>>70489683
Think about the directors he worked with early in his career
>John Waters
>Terry Gilliam
>Wes Craven
>Jim Jarmusch
>Tim Burton in his prime
Who is he working with these days? Kevin Smith? Gore Verbinski? Some other assholes?
He used to work with visionary filmmakers. Now he churns out cheap shit, that doesn't require him to take chances, that no one wants to see.
His best role is still William Blake in Dead Man and that was an extremely subdued performance. No weird shenanigans or costumes. Just a pacifist weirdo. He should go back to doing shit like that.
>>70493327
>>70489804
https://youtu.be/TUg6yrRulJ4?t=1m24s
Sparrow is a literal rip off.
>>70492869
It's "Why is the meth ALWAYS gone?" you fucking failure of a meme.
>>70493634
reminder that al is a hack
>>70489683
Nothing went "wrong", he just didn't handle fame and money well. He was never cut out for this sort of public exposure, but then played Jack Sparrow. It caused his insecurities and dislike of attention to need to be medicated by booze and drugs.
>>70493510
It's worse when you think about it. If he hadn't made all those shit films he wouldn't have made that ungodly amount of money and wouldn't be nearly as famous. No money and fame, no gold digging whore.
>>70493237
so hard drugs like coke and heroin won't age you? even excessive weed use will
>>70494428
>so hard drugs like coke and heroin won't age you? even excessive weed use will
>even excessive weed use will
>excessive weed use will
>weed use will
I didn't realize they still had D.A.R.E. programs in American schools
KEK
Enjoy your brainwashing. Be sure to drink plenty of America though!
>>70489683
He married a real life Gone Girl.
>>70489683
He got old and his image feels outdated.
He was never a great actor outside of Edward or Jack Sparrow.
And I've never seen a single movie starring Amber Heard, but somehow I know she's crap at acting.
Am I right?
Great, so I can move on to the next important celebrity garbage to fill my miserable life. You silly fucking cunts
>>70489683
he was never good 2bh
Amber Heard is our girl.
Evil women are my thing.
>>70489683
He tried to Stump the Trump
