Do they ever say what exactly keeps Hank and Peggy together? They are nothing alike
They love each other.
>>70484986
Opposites attract.
>>70484986
With such big feet, do you think Peggy had a huge clit?
>>70484986
desu peggy is a fucking bitch and if i were hank i would have left her ass years ago
shes borderline retarded and arrogant as hell and the only time she made me laugh was when things were going wrong for her
Like I'm not the smartest dude in the world but I don't pretend to know more than I do
Also they prolly stayed together because Hank is to much of a pussy to go after a real woman
shes a dumb bitch who cant get anything done on her own and hank is a grounded hardworking self-sufficient guy
>>70485148
¡¿ESCUCHAME?!
>>70485178
Not kidding you
One time I had a dream where Peggy got kidnapped and she asssumed that her kidnappers were mexican and whens he tried to negotiate with them in broken spanish they removed her vocal cords, sliced her tits off and buried her in the desert alive and I was like 13 then
and yes before anyone asks I was abused as a child
>>70485253
>yes I was abused as a child
If you're a girl you can make money off that, just get a webcam
>>70485148
Hank literally had a few women go after him, but he bwaa'd spaghetti out of his propane stained pockets
Both were the very first people the other one dated and they stayed together because, to be honest, they couldn't catch anyone better or rather got this idea in their heads that if you aren't married by the end of high school, you'll never get married. Peggy tried with the gay guy she gave her virginity to before she met Hank, but he remained gay. Plus, they are very similar in background: Hank has an abusive father and doorstep mother and Peggy has an abusive mother and "senile" father. The more you study the two, the more you see they're exactly the same idiot.
>>70484986
Because she likes her mattress firm and he likes his EXTRA firm
>>70485285
>tfw already am a girl
>tfw already do camwhore
Haven't had an ACTUAL job for about 4 months
Neckbeards pay out the ass to see a girl put stuff up her ass/pussy and tell them I love them
pussy game ridiculous
>>70485592
...link?
>>70485828
I'm gonna go with no
A lot of people stay together just because they want a good environment for their kids.
>>70484986
>They are nothing alike
They're both redneck hicks.
>>70485982
>camwhore
>but no you can't have the link!
why bullshit
>>70485982
You're not a very good whore.
>>70486163
>>70486213
>bitter virgin neckbeards detected
>>70484986
you'll never know because you will always be a virgin and never get married. That's how real relationships work faggot
>>70486296
Just confused.
>Hey guys, I degrade myself for cash.
>Oh, okay. Want some cash for degradation?
>Um, no? lololol
>>70486568
Women make no fucking sense sometimes. I wish I was gay.
>>70486568
Stay mad virgin :^)
>>70486633
Stick to girls, just stay tough and they'll be subservient for life. Gays wander for younger and younger boys.
>>70484986
Bobby, Hank leaves when that boy is out of the house.
>>70486705
so.. never?
>>70486666
Gays are also pure filth and should be summerly round up and shot
>>70486666
thanks for the advice satan
>>70485592
Cam girls always brag about this but to me it sounds depressing as fuck doing this for money. There's no way that's good for your psyche
>>70486733
Bobby isn't that hopeless, he's shown culinary talent plenty of times.
He probably takes over sugarfoots and expands to having multiple successful barbeque joints.
>>70485592
At least I don't have to shove stuff up my ass for money.
>>70486894
You do it FOR FREE
>>70486822
I used to be a camboy who got too old for it, it is really depressing.
>>70486822
>>70486894
Its better than being a retailcuck, but cmon, what person dreams of being a literal whore, how can that be fulfilling?
>>70486937
how big is your dick?
peggy is fucking disgusting
>>70486837
bobby will be a clown
hah a-ha guf-faw hah!
Even though I guess it wasn't an ideal I never once got the impression that there was anything wrong with their relationship. They're together because why would they be apart?
>>70486986
7-ish inches in length, pretty thick in girth. I always enjoyed people's reactions to it.
Like I was a NEET before and after my career so it was nice to feel desired and attractive and even useful in at least some capacity.
Do they ever say what exactly keeps Peralta and Santiago together? They are nothing alike
>>70486995
zinger
humdinger
>>70487053
The BBC
>>70487034
>tfw 5 1/2 inches, sort of skinny girth
I mean I'm glad I don't have a micropenis or anything, but sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to pull out a giant horse dick and see the girl's reaction
>>70485082
Probably. I bet she doesn't shave her snatch
What is their sex life like?
Go in to detail
>>70486705
>>70486837
Does Bobby age on the show?
>>70487370
he does in one episode along with that indian kid
>>70485148
The parachuting accident changed her personality, she went from being a clueless middle aged white woman, to a narcissistic, arrogant semi sociopath
Almost every Peggy storyline in later episodes is her using people for her own gains
You can ask the same questions about your parents why are they still together. You weren't there when they fell in love. After that love spark, you're just kinda stuck with your wife for the rest of your life.
Peggy is no ugly girl, mind you. Hank married a hottie.
>>70487367
After getting married they would have sex 1-2 times a week, missionary position, for 5-10 minutes, until Peggy got pregnant.
>>70487600
>huge nose
>huge feet
>pushy personality while being dumber than hank, the most average man on texas
>>70487489
>Almost every Peggy storyline in later episodes is her using people for her own gains
Like every woman? Peggy isn't malevolent but she never admits defeat or takes responsibilities when she fucks up. She relies on Hank to fix everything up.
Peggy is very hated because she also reflects how most women are: insecure, refusing to accept you were wrong and taking any responsibility.
>>70486568
She knows she will get trolled hard on cam if she reveals her identity on this board. Smart move.
>>70486310
Good thing I won't ever get married then
>>70487600
>Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)18:20:51 No.7048760
peggy is not hot, she's ugly to average at best
>>70487130
>tfw when 7 3/4 with 5 1/2 girth
>tfw no gf
>tfw when skinny lanklet with meh face
I basically only have sex with prostitutes about once or twice a month. My dick does scares the shit out of the asian massage parlor hoes, though. It's like I'm not paying for the sex, but for the complements. The sex sucks, especially with the asian ones.
How is it possible that Hank never had any mental problems by being raised by Cotton? I know he admires Cotton for being a war hero but he still shows no bitterness during his adult years like many people with bad childhood do.
>>70487797
made me somewhat envious. we've all got our "gifts" here and there I guess
>>70485148
Why do you take it so seriously though? She's annoying as fuck of course but I can also laugh at her ignorance, whenever somebody tries to talk to her you already know she's going to try and come off like an expert. Reminds me of how mad folks get over Mabel.
How did Dale marry Nancy in the first place? Dale is hardly getting paid, unattractive and is a nutjob albeit very charismatic.
>>70487957
doesn't he fucking hate Cotton?
>>70487966
That's like my only gift, and I can't even it use it to get girls, so I resort to hookers. Even if girls knew, I'm still too socially awkward and ugly to anything about it. I would rather have 5" dick and be handsome and tall, to be honest.
>>70487957
He resents the shit out of his father. He's just such a traditionalist and he's so repressed that it takes extreme circumstances to force him to admit it.
Off the top of my head there's the episode where Jimmy Carter has to broker peace between the two of them, and the episode where they're in that lawn mower focus group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1p5TNkU9vo
>>70485253
>tfw had a dream where ISIS took over the Arlen mall
>for some reason Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer get kitted the fuck out and proceed to operate the shit out of those sand niggers
Was a good dream.
>>70487957
All Hank wants to hear is that his dad is proud of him or loves him.
Even on his death bed cotton won't say he's proud of his son.
I'm pretty sure he hates Cotton.
>>70488348
>Have you met Hank's boss yet
>Goes by the name Hank's wife
lel
>>70488384
I have never wanted anything more in m life than a movie where terrorists kidnap Peggy and Bobby and the gang have to rescue them, only to find out the terrorists released them beaause they couldn't stand Peggy
>>70484986
Old-fashioned marriage where you don't break it off just because the couple aren't best friends.
Up until 1997 it was illegal to get divorced in Ireland
You must be European if you don't understand how their relationship works.
>>70488685
This.
KotH got the whole white, conservative, blue-collar middle class lifestyle down 100% accurately.
>>70488680
Kek.
Kinda sad the show ended but I'm glad it didn't get run into the ground.
>>70487721
Wow someone that can think
>>70487957
he does though. He literally cant fire a gun because of how cotton yelled at him while he was growing up and saying he shot better during the war
>>70487489
Was her abducting that mexican girl after the parachute accident?
>>70488966
>>70487721
Yeah, if he's not careful we might find those videos of her stuffing things up her ass and post them on the internet.
>>70486822
Bragging may be a bit far but I only do it one night a week and if I turned all my money towards it then i would have rent covered through December
>>70486958
Agreed, camwhore is one thing but I could never imagine ACTUALLY fucking some of the dudes who i do private shows for.
showing face costs more than anything for basically this reason, they do try to make contact irl.
> They are nothing alike
The best relationships are like this. Both are kind of crazy and moderately conservative. Both came from broken families and do want the best for their household, including Luanne.
I might be assuming here, but a lot of guys I know talk about how BAD they want some chick who is like them. Likes sports, vidya, beer, has tattoos, etc. Then they end up dating bitches who are worse than Peggy because in addition to the baggage they don't even really give a shit about the guy outside of a wallet or social accessory and ladder.
Hank could in theory do better if Hank wasn't Hank--awkward and socially inept. For who he is, he did decently.
>>70488986
He got over it thanks to Bobby though.
>>70489711
no he didnt. They lost the competition because he fucked up again and bobby was happy they got second.
My parents are nothing alike, but they love each other. Why do people think that two people have to be alike to love each other?
>>70485253
>yes before anyone asks I was abused as a child
>>70489751
He was doing better than he ever did in the past at least, baby steps.
>>70489775
> Why do people think that two people have to be alike to love each other?
Modern "dating."
Hank sees marriage like he sees his job. If he can put up with Buck Strickland, he can put up with the mother of his autistic son.
>>70489560
> Likes sports, vidya, beer, has tattoos, etc
I would never want a woman who likes beer (desu I don't like it much either) or has tattoos (trashy)
I rarely play video games anymore and barely have time to watch new films. But Hank and Peggy have a good relationship, and you can see that Hank does his best to deal with her stupidity (the garden gnome episode).
The dog is an aphrodisiac
pay attention
>>70485592
I mean, I guess from a certain perspective you're providing a valuable (kek) service to lonely neckbeards and giving them some form of sexual release, but the question is, do these gross fucks really deserve to be stimulated in a live format? Sorry you got molested forreal, but ask yourself: Do you feel like a saint or a whore?
>>70490257
My point is I can understand why people might want a couple of common interests, but a lot of guys seem to basically want a bro as a girlfriend. It's hilariously pathetic, and you see this mentality often from the types of people who look at what seems to be a functional relationship and go "wow why are they still together" because they aren't the same person.
>>70487444
What Indian kid? Are you talking about the birthday one where Bobby, Connie, and Joseph all freak out? Connie is Laotian not Indian.
>>70492245
> Bobby, Connie, and Joseph
> Connie
You have two more choices left there buddy.
Hank is patient with her, a little less so with Bobby, way too patient with Buck, and frequently combative with Cotton.
Plus, Peggy was Hank's first.
>>70492389
Well I can't choose Bobby since he was the one with the "Indian kid" and it can't be Joseph because his parents are super white.
Must be a different episode that you're talking about.
>>70485042
yep. She likes a firm mattress and he likes extra-firm
>>70492658
>it can't be Joseph because his parents are super white.
You're joking right?
>>70489923
>be a 'geek'
>put gun to head
>>70492907
Who isn't white? Nancy or Dale? I guess I don't remember seeing Dale's mom or Nancy's dad.Yes, I am joking.
>>70492970
What a fucking terrible sequence of posts for a shit "joke"
kys
>>70488680
After they get her back Peggy is depressed because even terrorists don't want to spend time with her
Peggy: "I can't believe even terrorists couldn't stand me"
Hank: "I'm sure you're a great hostage. I bet they'd demand a lot to let you go"
P: "You think so?"
H: "I bet they'd demand so much just so they didn't have to let you go because they like you so much"
P: "But you'd get them to release me, right?"
H: "Uhh no. I wouldn't negotiate with terrorists. Reagan never negotiated with terrorists but he still won the Cold War"
>>70494118
The first post was the joke. Then an idiot replied.
>>70484986
>it's a Joseph episode
>with cuck jokes
>>70486666
Good advice as usual from Ultra Satan.
>>70488827
And?
>>70488043
>very charismatic
Why post the answer with the question?
And you're gay f'you think Dale 's unattractive.
>>70485982
You're a fucking white male.
>>70490257
>I would never want a woman who likes beer
That's because you're still in high school, champ.
>>70487743
>Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)18:20:51 No.7048760
peggy is not hot, she's ugly to average at best
you should stop posting bub
>>70495656
No need to get butthurt, I've been drinking for half a decade now, beer is piss.
>>70496113
No she's average. Nancy is the more attractive one.
>>70487797
>lanklet with terrible face and fucked up teeth
>average penis
>no problems getting a gf
It's called not having autism. Bitches love lanklets.
>Tiny penis, like ~4.5 in
>Have wife
>Have son
>>70484986
the pussy game ridiculous
she succ
Peggy is hot af stop trippin
>>70496168
>Half a decade
So five fucking years? Get the fuck out. Like my dad always says, "I've spilled more beer than you've drank".
>>70498004
Your dad is probably a redneck amerifat
My parents are nothing alike and they're still to gether and have been together for like 40 years.
>>70498028
>get BTFO
>"a-amerifat"
>>70498121
Again, I don't give a fuck
Your base assumption is that having a woman that drinks beer is good on same quantity is good which isn't, then you say a quote from your redneck dad as if it matters in the conversation.
>dude budweiser lmao
>>70486156
Then I guess all of America should get married.
>>70486310
>wanting to be married to Peggy.
>>70485440
>they couldn't catch anyone better
hank was literally a chad thundercock
Why indeed.
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>>70486156
>le Hills are rednecks meme
Kahn Souphanousinphone pls
>>70484986
Although Hank was the QB, he probably had no game, and was intimidated by women. I'm sure women hit on him, but he probably didn't know how to react. Peggy was kind of like a guy in some respects. And probably easier for him to talk to.
Also I feel like once they started dated Hank probably wouldn't have broken up with her regardless. Meaning that unless something massive happened they were going to get married.
>>70485440
>Both were the very first people the other one dated
False, Peggy had sex with a gay man before getting married to Hank
>>70485082
everything is bigger in Texas.
HEY FATTY.YOU'RE FAT!
>>70498860
>Although Hank was the QB
Hank was a running back. Boomhauer was the QB
I used to get aroused watching this show. Peggy's ass is great.
>>70485592
MOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
grandma?
uncle Jim-Bob after the surgery?
because they're old and dont feel like being alone or finding someone else
>le true love
>>70498871
I just said that she lost her virginity to the gay guy before she met Hank. She never dated the gay guy. He just knew her and they hooked up to see if he was really gay.
>>70487600
she's just frumpy fashioned. that episode when she was a pagent model proved that. Also Bill has IMPECCABLE TASTE in women and was a high tier trap.
>>70487697
everymans dream girl goyim, just like my mom.
>>70487957
he hated Cotton on 2 continents and across the world for the shit he pulled in japan when they met Junichiro, and Cotton went to kick the emperors ass.
>>70488143
do what i was told by a real chad thundercock. LARP it. just pretend you are a character, and all the embarassment, and shit isnt you, its him. go for broke everytime, 99 actually hot women might say get the fuck away from me you goddamn freak, but that 1 single 10/10 to you, might say I WANT TO JUMP YOUR BONES BBY GIVE ME THE DICK. I'M A BIGGER PERVERT THAN YOU, LET ME PROVE IT SENPAI!!!!
then those 99 bitches aint nothing. its true Jay-Z said so.
>>70498396
He wasn't though. He's kind of autistic. He freaked out when that hot chick in high school kissed him and he ran away. He was massive pussy back then and probably worried that he was possibly homosexual because Coach Whitey rewarded his players with mouth kisses and he would do his best to win games. Face it, he was no Chad Thundercock. His interaction with women other than Peggy was extremely stilted because Peggy is quite masculine and he could work with that.
>>70488348
>Camtasia Studio
damn, its been a long ass time since i have seen that program.
>>70498197
I'm not even the guy who you were originally arguing with, cuckboyyo.
>>70496639
She just doesn't know how to rep it.
>>70488046
Yep. I hate my dad.
>>70492658
Kek
>>70494140
>that backhanded response
KotH is GOAT
Wut kinda got dang jackass marries a Lady and doesn't stay married!
Kids these days I tell ya hwat
>>70488348
>>70486666
Thanks for having our backs, Lucifer.
>>70499671
doc did a good job removing the adam's apple
