>character hangs up without saying goodbye
i do this with my mom
>character makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>doesn't lick knife after spreading
Goodbyes are awkward
>character goes to a bar and asks for a beer
>bartender doesn't even ask what kind
>character goes to a bar and asks for a beer
>bartender doesn't even ask what kind
>>70477527
>>70477499
That's because you all would bitch about product placement
>character takes shit
>doesn't shower afterwards
>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan.
>>70477736
only monstrously fat people need to do that.
>Main character in living room, people enter through front door
>Main character in kitchen, people enter through side/back door
>character hears knocking on door
>answers the door instead of pretending not to be home
>>70477437
More like
>character makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Do americans really eat that?
>>70479371
Yes they are delicious. you might have a different definition of jelly though.
>glass breaks through to characters head
>nothing happened move on
This triggers me everytime
>characters are served food in a café
>take one bite before walking out
>>70479371
im in spain and i eat it
>Character doesn't wash their hands
>>70479371
Peanut butter and jelly a shit. Peanut butter and honey is best.
>>70477830
what the fuck? You put your wipes in the garbage? It's supposed to be flushed
>>70480935
>not having your 4/10 mom pick up your poopie wipies from the trashcan and move them to the toilet while she grimaces and tries to pretend she can't see you in your room fondling your micropenis
fuck off normie
>>70477299
>character hangs up without saying goodbye
>character they were talking to dies later in the movie
>"I didn't even get to say goodbye"
>"Yeah, okay, bye"
>hangs up
>>70479371
Jelly=jam in USA
>character is in the shower
>keeps the showerhead fixed on the wall and simply stands below instead of picking it up
>character walks into a room
>another character is there, on the phone
>they immediately say "i'll call you back" and hang up instantly
>>70477299
>male characters don't shake hands when they meet or say goodbye
>character wears shoes inside his own house
>only takes them off when going to sleep
Do burgers really do that? Seems incredibly uncomfortable and stupid.
>>70483067
How fucking autistic must you be to remove the shower head if you're just taking a regular shower?
>establishing shot of England
>Big Ben featured prominently with the British theme song playing in the background
>>70483314
Oh god here we go. The hordes of burgers who can't fathom that just because a mess is easily cleaned doesn't mean it needs to exist in the first place.
The burgers who live in magic cities where no garbage, animal droppings, spit, dirt, etc. exist on the sidewalks
>>70483314
>country wears refugees inside his own borders
>only takes them off when investigating bombings
>>70483314
I've been to America a few times and I'm fucking stunned at how this isn't a stereotype.
Imagine how much the shoes themselves stink from being worn all day, as well. Gotta air them out a little.
>Vietnam era movie
>It's Just a Shot Away starts playing
>>70483964
Imagine talking to another adult while in socks
>>70484739
Yeah but you don't keep them on when you're around people you're comfortable with, you primitive.
>>70483314
I refuse to believe americans actually do this
