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Trainwreck number 2 live on BBC2 now
/trainwreck/ incoming
Looking forward to the desperation fromthe racist haters as they realise the new show blows the old one out of the water
STREAM LINK NAO pls
>>70476567
Get ready for some more FACTS lads.
>I get.. even more shouty!
I wonder if the video editors were cringing while putting this season together
Chris Evans is a twat FACT
>more shouty
FUCK
oh fucking god
i cant handle this cringe
>lets watch something and give it ratings
give us an illegal stream
chris evans is dead thank fuck
>>70476654
neck yourself shill
the best parts of old top gear are the Africa specials when Clarkson interacts with the natives
>This old Le Mans footage
muh dick
I AM SHOUTING WHILST IN A FAST CAR
DO YOU LOVE ME YET BRITAIN
that was the best evans segment yet
im actually watching anime instead but HAS HE SHOUTED YET LEL
might report this to ofcom and say im in hospital and find it offensive that he mocks people in hospital beds
>>70476374
I bet you unironically vote for labour and have a refugees welcome sticker on your bedroom window.
>>70476655
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
have fun with the popups
>Try to watch official bbc2 livestream
>"You need a TV license to watch online TV as well"
>mfw
>>70476567
>chris-evans-top-gear-main[1].jpg
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
CAPN AMERICA LOOKS LIKE SHIT
LOOK I AM SHOUTING
JUST LIKE OLD TOP GEAR
>>70476756
THERE IS A LOT OF SHOUTING GOING ON
i capped this last week in case someone wanted to give chris a new haircut
he literally blew a load in his pants
>>70476767
>>70476772
NOT WORKING REEEEEEE
Did you see that ludicrous display a few seconds ago?
I feel that he is actually ironically shouting
if thats the case its pretty based desu
this isint too bad for a power test
fite me
>>70476817
inb4 the anti-JUST autist shows up
>>70476848
>>70476859
>the contrary faggots have arrived
>FACT
>>70476817
JUST hair would be an improvement to be honest,just a FACT though.
>Lime Green McLaren
Fucking hideous.
>>70476859
it's hard to screw these segments up as long as the cinematography is good and they throw in some interesting facts
>>70476567
If you're looking for a stream, here you go:
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
fuck off faggots who are telling people to just google it, it doesn't work and it won't help you find a decent stream.
fucking Jenson Button
JENSON
Why is he trying to imitate clarkson's vocal affectations? Do you think he was coerced?
>>70476567
First ep was not funny. I'm done.
They already did a feature on the McClaren, FACT
unoriginal cunt
>yes we can
I wonder if they get Obama on in the near future.
STOP CALLING IT HAMMERHEAD
do you think Clarkson, Hammond and May are watching?
Wow Evans can't drive for shit.
>He is both a bully and a charmer. The bullying extended to his friends - on Channel Four’s TFI Friday, Radio 1 and Virgin he carted around a posse of sycophantic cronies who dared not answer back, even when he publicly humiliated one employee for fiddling 10 on his expenses, reduced low-paid researchers to tears for failing to live up to his demanding workload, and made long-time zoo member Holly Samos admit she had once slept with him
>>70476843
it does, you need to do shit like closing the popup while having the re-direct open in another tab
>>70476873
I just want to hear Clarkson say
>In the werld
One more time lads
LeBlanc is actually pretty cool, Evans just needs to fuck off and get out of there
>>70476843
It does. I'm using it now.
Make sure you click on the close box, otherwise it's just a black screen.
>>70476567
You dumb mother fuckers. If you keep watching it they'll think we like it and keep making more.
>Top Gear: 'Unimpressed' audience members walk out of first episode before filming finishes
>Matt LeBlanc and Evans allegedly had to redo many of their lines
>>70476930
Why was it called hammerhead in the first place?
jenson fucking button
>>70476951
I wanna see him drinking gin or beer when he is driving like he did in the North Pole special
you won't see that on the new cucked version of top gear because it might offend the mozzies
>>70476873
>contrary
You've seen 1 episode you mong
Back to /r/topgear pls
>Evans is such a shit driver they have to put someone else behind the wheel every time they want a shot of the car going fast
>>70476969
Dont worry, unless they are on the BARB panel, their views dont even count,
>>70476932
They are going to make at least one joke about it in the new programme.
jenson button fucking
Is Jenson Button the worst F1 champion ever? He only won that year because that car he had was so much better than all the others for like half the fucking season.
Jenson button is already better than the ginger cunt t b h
You guys are literally watching it again?
>>70476942
>>70476958
did it
do you need flash for that shit?
so now he has another guy to do the car-explaining for him?
>>70476956
His voice overs don't work at all
oh good this hospital bed skit is continuing
I'm laughing now
>he owns the car
Fucks sake
>>70477017
Then explain why Red Bull won the third race that season comfortably.
Jenson Button / Leblanc presentation duo when
>captain slow is unironically a far better driver than evans
>>70476717
its more cringeworthy than The Office
>our lap
Why is Evans on a stretcher?
why is he in a hospital bed
does chris own a multi story carpark how does he have so many cars
that was abhorrent
>>70477068
>implying may was ever a bad driver
I think I'm starting to like it a bit.
how is chris evans able to afford those cars? he probably makes a decent amount of money presenting but enough to buy cars that expensive?
>>70476772
>THERE'S SMOKE IN THE CAR
has that hipster glass guy ever been in a car?
>that laugh track
>audience visibly bored
>>70477086
his success has made him arrogant.
>>70476817
>>70476861
>>70476885
EL JUSTO
JAJAJAJAJAJA
Did he literally say cum?
>>70477086
His garage.
>>70477108
hes got 10 ferraris.. and thats just his ferrari collection.
This will be the quickest ever
>>70477061
dont forget his shitposting nigger friend
>>70477061
Top kek, you're so predictable. Go back to the Meme Lover 2 thread, faggot.
>>70477068
I'll be perfectly honest here: when the producer outlined the idea to me, I thought he was overdoing it. I thought the conceit would be exposed by its own improbability.
He was, in effect, offering me two jobs on his new motoring programme. It was like being called Ronnie and invited to appear in The Two Ronnies but without another Ronnie.
The main job involved driving around a track at extremely high speed, since that was what I was good at, but – and this is where it became tricky – I would do this anonymously, and only ever appear in a racing suit and helmet. I'd be called Stig.
Meanwhile, to disguise my identity, I'd also appear occasionally on the programme as myself, where I would cultivate an air of indifference to speed and feign an inability to remember which way racing circuits went.
It was a very clever strategy. In time, the nickname Captain Slow would "emerge" and I would begin to espouse the doctrine of "Christian Motoring", which was handed to me in a pub one night, printed on rice paper and sealed in a plain envelope, and later eaten.
>it's an Evans shouts episode
>>70477086
james may visits his garage in a previous season. the one where he drives evans' ferrari california
he makes people take their shoes off in his garage kek
fuck this thing is fast
>>70477108
bbc mate, funneling money from plebs into the hands of random 'media personalities'
>>70477086
He strikes me as the kind of man who buys all the latest meme supercars but then never actually drives them. His garbage (Or showroom really) of white Ferrari's is fucking embarrassing.
Why is everyone clapping all the time
>those stig jokes
cringe
Le Blanc is better than this shit
>>70477086
We probably does, for all the flak people give him he's a good show-business man, worth about £75 million
>>70477061
>>70477121
Nice samefagging.
Matt just seems so weary and jaded, poor guy.
>>70477130
>>70477154
Literal shill, get the fuck away.
>>70477140
Hello subhuman spic memer redditor
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA
This episode is unironically good
haters BTFO_________fact__________
at least the camera crew are still on point
>>70477205
I just knew tbqh
Who's the creepy jew they've got in to replace May
eddie will redeem this
>>70477221
Hello autist
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
absolutely no chemistry
>>70477236
>jew
Every time
So can we all agree that LeBlanc is based?
>>70477196
I kinda prefer him jaded and sarcastic.
>its a joey episode
fucking hell could this need any more chandler
>>70477194
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA EL SAMEFAGGO
CHRIS HAS A JUST HAIRCUT AHAHAHA
this is fucking shite, anyone who says its good are yanks
>>70477164
This is really bothering me desu, the audience reactions seem really forced and unnatural.
>>70477236
>jew
>>70477257
Yes
>>70477236
Eddie Jordan is not Jewish
He's based
This interaction is bad.
>it's another driving up a hill episode
>>70477224
this
>autists bashing a show after a pilot
>Tinie Tempah
>with Matt
Cringe
>>70477276
JUST
>Evans replaced all of the old times with his handwriting
>>70477252
Hello subhuman mexican redditor
My aryan grandpa told me to keep subhumans off our anime imageboards before he died so JUST kill yoirsef dannyboytbh
>women and minorities
I want clarkson REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70476918
ANSWER THIS
Dizzee Rascal wasn't available so we got the closest thinf
Is that not-matt/chris guy gay?
Sharleen's looking pretty decent for 48 desu, I'd definitely slip it into her
Post YFW Clarkson punches an amazon exec because he didn't get what he wanted for his din-dins
>>70477325
Clarkson is still a cuck
>>70477285
there's probably clapping light somewhere
>>70477325
only people who defend this show are loopy leftists who love reguess imo
POST STILLS
>>70477319
It sounds like your grandpa was a subhuman faggot.
>women attempting banter
Rèeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70477373
http://fancystreems.com/bbc_two_news_tv_live.php
Please keep reviewing cars, i can't stand these challenges.
>her racing orgasm
I like it
>>70477309
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA
>riding 3 brand new top of the range jags, porsches, and Mercs
>what a challenge
I remember when the challenges were actually funny and somewhat hard, not just rich people driving nice cars around for a bit
>>70477383
Fucking Flash REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>speaking like you're on radio
STOP IT CHRIS
>I get even more shouty
You can't make this shit up
>its a tranny, a nigger and rex hunt standing at traffic lights episode
impressive
>>70477380
Kill yourself dannyboytbh
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA WHERE IS MY HEAD
>>70477388
>>70477433
JUST
U
S
T
Darkplace has more believable dialogue/human interaction than this. This is insulting.
>>70477422
Are you calling sharleen spiteri a tranny?
I'll fucking kill you
>>70477364
>probably
More like definitely. If audiences were given freedom to laugh and clap it would be chaos..
>Chris Evans screams at random people behind the scenes in a psychotic rage after losing
Holy shit this is awful
Leblanc alpha as fuck
>>70477084
>>70477077
they have to remover the hamster stuck up his ass
just tuned in, how's it been so far
Missed the first 20 mins, what the fuck is going on
Why is that Texas bitch there? Is EJ as annoying as usual?
It's not as bad as last week, but still cringing desu lads
>>70477309
>>70477388
>>70477433
>>70477447
wew, /tv/ memes are trash
>>70477468
This show should have been him and the stig eating some sandwiches, driving some cars, and nailing some broads
>>70476567
lawds habs mercy!
OH MY GOD THEY DROVE THROUGH A PUDDLE
SUCH INTENSE OFF-ROADING
>>70477480
brit/pol/ out
How it's possible to make challenges so boring.
>>70477177
he's a bbc shill and the mafia takes care of its own
>Funky towns
funky human rights violations hoohohohoho!!!!
>>70477502
topgear: the smell of penetration
Evans is fucking SEETHING with that loss
>>70477556
thats racist, delete this.
These new "challenges" are fucking boring trash now. No thought behind them whatsoever.
Christ Evans is fucking annoying.
Would prefer more Germanfu tbqh.
>>70477526
Just you wait until you see the turn!
Oh my god, is that the biggest jump in the world!? No? It's just a mild bump you say?
>he will never stop shouting
so do the hosts ever drive in this car show?
>mfw I led the anti-just poster here
>Stealing from Initial D
Shamefur dispray.
>cheating again
>>70477549
I think they are trying to make it like one of those epic, inspirational adventures like Vietnam/Burma.
>>70477480
>mfw a couple of anons joking about Chris Evans triggered you
>mfw merely saying JUST once sends you into a fit
This is a mark up from the first episode 2bh.
this is not half bad
hoping evans gets drenched
Presenters are not even driving.
Leblanc is the only good thing
>>70477667
"no"
So is it awful again?
Wow I've never seen this challenge before
Definitely never during that episode with the cheap coupes on cobbles, definitely not
What's the song called that they just played with the drinks?
Joey fucking around in cars should just be the whole show
>>70477683
It's decent
>>70477683
It's... Better I guess
where the fuck is sabine
was literally the only reason i'd watch this version
Tinie Tempah is such a little fanny
>e-e-e-e-eddie isn't jewish guys
>resorts to jewish tactics
BBC shills will defend this
The only people who like Chris Evans are middle aged women.
>>70477711
Venga boys
THIS IS SO BORING
Not even bothering to watch after last week.
Don't give them the views.
There is no charisma or bants.
>>70477648
and without eurobeat
literallly why
>A yank is the best thing about Top Gear
>all the white Brits are cheaters
Getting sick of this gimmick
WOW A TRACK WITH MUD ON IT THAT'S SOME INSANE OFFROAD ACTION
Does anyone have the old clip of James May playing the Top Gear theme made with engine sounds? Everyone pisses themselves laughing at him.
>>70477754
This
I'm half asleep, even nobody on the show gives a fuck about what's going on. Tinie is just holding out for his paycheck
This is comfy and watchable.
Not great by any stretch of the imagination but I don't feel like killing the telly.
who is this nigger? why do people like him? he has absolutely no charisma
>they're cheatinggggggggg
>welp cheaters won i guess
top chemistry
>You will never be friends with Matt
eddie jordan has had about 4 lines
>>70477779
there wasn't in the first series either.
>>70477750
What? Which
unless your memeing
>>70477810
Because you're looking at 4chan
>>70477001
>HAVE ZERO CLUE, INTEREST, TALENT, BASIC COMPETENCY, OR PASSION ABOUT CARS
>BE APPOINTED THE LEAD PRESENTER ON THE BIGGEST CAR SHOW IN THE WORLD
BBC ON SUICIDE WATCH
THE REAL TOP LADS ON AMAZON IS GONNA REKT THIS SHITSHOW
>>70477815
It's Sturridge
>>70477737
I'm not a shill, I just feel too much empathy for LeBlanc for some reason so am deluding myself that it is better than shit. 2bh.
LMAAAAOOOOO A TENT
HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
Pretty exciting times on Antiques Roadshow right now
This urn got valued by one of the lads years ago at 10 grand, and they got the lad who owned it back and it turned out he sold it for 560 thousand pounds
Everyone gasped, even Fiona, who you'd think would be used to that sort of thing
>this took a full day to shoot
I hate Chris Evans so much
>>70477811
Was the old Top Gear really that good?
>>70477779
Matt is kinda funny but the others are really flat
Holy fuck this is BORING
And DRY
AND SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITFACT
>It's a Eddie Jordan acts like a faggy queer episode
Best episodes tbH
>>70477809
>James May playing the Top Gear theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv0JGRpSQxE
>>70477815
He thinks the best method of cleaning up after an earthquake is to bomb the disaster zone.
Damian, NO.
Get out while you can.
Major Winters? MAJOR WINTERS?!
MAJOR WINTERS!?!?!?
Wait what is Eddie Jordan not a presenter?
>>70477859
he has passion for cars
he is a collector instead of an enthusiast though
>4
>FUCKING
>GUESTS
>tfw legit enjoying this episode
anyone else?
much better than ep 1
>>70477859
Lmao you have no clue about him. He collects more cars than clarkson
so why is this even in africa? Might as well have been scotland or norway so far.
LOOK AT ME I SHOUT I AM CHRIS EVANS
>Eddie Jordan classed as a guest instead of a presenter
Damian Lewis being presented with his roles, like this is supposed to be dramatic or something
What the fuck
>that prance up to the stage
damian lewis looks cool as fuck with his beard
>Four (4) guests
>this set up
I just can't watch this any longer.
They need to stop getting the guests to shill for each other like that, it's the most awkward shit ever.
That black guy has has gotten a lot paler...
Anyone scored in the Soccer Aid match yet? The Rest of the World team looked pretty good so I'm fully expecting England to get BTFO this year.
>>70477950
strong bulk
>>70477892
No it was just as shit, but the banter was top tier
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING YOU ANNOYING GINGER CUNT
This would actually be watchable if Chris Evans wasn't on it.
everything is canned in this episode even the disappointing moans, it so bad that people's brains cant handle it and just shut down, I imagine this is what happened to the victims of 9/11 when they realized it was all over.
>literal adverts during the show
that's enough nu-top gear this evening
>won't even see them in the tents because they stayed in a hotel
>>70477892
It made me LOL or go cooooool at least once per episode.
This version hasn't made me do any more than smirk but it's harmless mush for the brain.
Does Chris ever stop yelling?
How did this asshole become famous?
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