meera edition
previous >>70471676
Azor Jon
>>70473965
she's the best
Meera and Bran purest love.
GRRM is dead to us forever.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70473965
definitely best girl
10rd for Lenin
i want to impregnate her
mfw /Highgarden/ scenes
this frogfag is such an insufferable tool
what a way to go through life
see you in a couple hours after he wears himself out
GIVE SOME LEAKS
>mfw new The Normies episode tomorrow
This: >>70473690
>>70474029
preston faggot get out
he called him out for being autistic and having 0 social skills
get over yourself cunt
>>70474043
Hoegarden scenes are better
good edition
>>70473965
>waifu thread
>actress pic is not in-role
Deletion incoming
Can Bran get an erection?
>>70474048
Cleganebowl confirmed.
>No decent leaks in 3 weeks
>Just a bunch of autists trying to push a holocaust Jew or their Incest fanfiction
Some of you guys are alright, don't visit /r/asoiaf tomorrow
>>70474071
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand time to masturbate
First for frogfu
>>70473884
in the epic bodyswapping time-travelling slashfic I am now outlining, anon.
>Bran wargs into Rhaegar and fucks Lyanna
>Bran wargs into Euron to fuck Aeron
>Bran wargs into Catelyn to fuck Ned
![1465057265442[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/imyZORI.jpg "1465057265442[1].jpg")
Stannisfags gather, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I shall take no waifu, hold no lands, father no children.
I shall wear no tripcode and win no glory.
I shall live and die at my shitpost.
I am the sword in the darkness.
I am the watcher of the thread.
I am the shield that guards the realms of men.
I pledge my life and honor to /got/, for this night and all the nights to come.
>>70474056
Why?
>>70474070
>hating on based preston
end yourself
>>70474071
uncanny valley
Cast him
>>70474056
BEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL BY FAR
>>70474101
HBO has been on sniper lockdown since last season's huge leaks. I saw one man get gunned down in the street
>>70473973
Every thread, without fail, you're 1st.
HOW? HOW DO YOU DO IT?
only the best
>>70474070
>he called him out for being autistic and having 0 social skills
who called who out. it could have gone either way.
![Leek[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ipiwo4D.jpg "Leek[1].jpg")
>>70474048
>>70474138
/tv/ hates him now
you better get trendy or youll be eaten
fucking faggot
Do you think Hodor and Bran fucked?
you are all insufferable. i'm leaving. you are ruining the show for me. don't bother replying, i won't see it
>>70474122
>>70474071
Delete this post
Which one would you pick as your personal maid?
>>70474093
It's never mentioned that he can't, but he also shows little to no interest in the opposite sex for a healthy seventeen year old.
>>70474144
The High Sparrow *sniff*
![Hoegaarden_large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dZVmA4X.png "Hoegaarden_large[1].png")
>>70474071
thanks, you just made me simultaneously horny and thirsty
>>70474167
>/tv/ hates preston
>reddit hates preston
Have we finally found common ground?
>>70474027
Jorah is the most reddit character of all time. He's literally M'Lady McWhiteknight.
>>70474144
Howland Reed
Would you hold her hand while Euron fucks her with his big cock?
>there are people that unironically say that GRRM is a bad writer to fit in on /got/
>inb4 le dany shitting chapter somehow discredits an entire series of great books
Bloodraven, and so on and so on...
>>70474167
No /got/ is and has always been Preston country. Get out and never come back.
How long is this fucker's arm, that he can pull that blade completely out of a sheath on his back?
>>70474071
>>70474182
Why would she do this softcore porn shit if she's already a rich actress?
<3
>>70474185
left steals reluctantly to pay student fees but right steals in front of you and winks sensually while she does it so obviously right
>Rewatching S2
>Forgotten how shit Shae the funny whore is
>>70474043
more like
>>70474251
not anymore after the video he posted
i know its hard to accept it but keep it together senpai
maisie
>>70474267
He's left handed apparently
>>70474280
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
SHAE IS A GODDESS
>>70474267
It's held on using magnets.
>>70474269
Why wouldn't she
>>70474093
No, if he is paralysed so far his legs don't work his spinal column can't operate anything waist down.
That includes erections, shitting and pissing. He'd be wearing diapers for the rest of his life.
cast him
>>70474308
Shut the fuck up, Imp.
>>70474144
I would forgive D&D for the dogshit past 2 seasons if they did
>>70474303
Wow
actually hot
>>70474244
He's a pretty average writer.
>>70474303
more like the hunchback of braavos
>>70474336
Reek
>>70474299
What? The video of George being a douche? Your clearly new.
Satin
>>70474093
>>70474321
When he develops his telekinesis abilities Meera is in troubleBRANNED
>>70474027
>implying theres a difference between reddit and 4chan
its like I'm back in 2008!
>>70474267
doesn't he have it at his hilt most of the time? putting it on his back makes sense if he's just carrying the sword around and not planning on using it in a split second situation
I'm more curious about the armour, what the fuck are all those bands of studded (??) things
RARE
DONT STEAL
>>70473965
Reminder that it's her birthday tomorrow.
![1465148073161[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mfE8oSC.png "1465148073161[1].png")
>>70474360
ikr?
>>70474303
Some of you are alright, don't visit /got/ tomorrow
>>70474269
Theres really no reason not to.
>>70474396
Meera's been taking advantage of him since they went Beyond the Wall.
>>70474431
Puck you
BRAN WARGS INTO SER POUNCE AND KILLS TOMMEN
screencap this please
>>70474391
the fuck is this?
>>70474321
Does that mean Meera has to clean when he shits his pants?
>>70474336
lews therin telamont
>>70474071
>>70474182
>>70474319
damn, she looks like the kind of girl who is a freak in bed.
Has tommen hit that yet in the show?
because i kind of understand now why he is going so far to save her.
Outta the way. Best girl coming through.
>>70474458
She has to open his butthole and scoop it out.
I just want her to live through events of the show. Is that too much to ask?
>>70474093
>Can Bran get an erection?
If you can't stir the pudding you can still lick the bowl.
>>70474414
Good point, I think that shot is from the S1 tourney? Either way yeah, on your back would probably be the most ergonomic way to carry a sword if you're not going to use it.
As for the studded things, I'd say it's just leather with metal studs attached.
>>70474469
>Has tommen hit that yet in the show?
multiple times
>Robb
what a moron he is
reeee
>>70474056
Fucking Curry Shits.
what are those 2 holes? is that were the fire comes out of? is that how dragons work?
>>70474182
i wuld
as long as she leaves her top on
>>70474480
Calm down granny fucker.
>>70474420
>>70474091
where do you get these
as far as i know she doesn't use any social media
>>70474244
He's OK, but nowhere near good enough to justify how long he takes to shit out each book
non-shit streams?
>>70474480
>>70474029
Preston should have told him "hey GRRM I have a youtube channel with a zillion subscribers. I have some pretty wild GoT fan theories and I talk about your other work a lot there. You think you could check it out sometime? Obviously I can't ask you to confirm or deny anything that hasn't happened in the books yet. But it would mean a lot to me and my fans if you could comment on it."
But no... instead he fished around for clues like an asspie while GRRM got fed up with his shit and eventually ignored him altogether.
>>70474056
post the shireen edit pls
>>70474509
too much hubris
>>70474244
>>70474370
he's not trying to write literary prose so the whole discussion is beside the point.
>>70474469
It's Love, TARS, love!
>>70474469
Not only did Tommen hit that, it was the first he ever had. Little wonder she basically owns him.
>>70474448
Impossible. Three-Eyed Crow only has power in the North, where there are weirwoods.
Will we get the revolution this season?
>>70474448
>>70474431
>>70474434
Has he literally not written a *single* book in the 6 years the show has been running?
What is he doing?
>>70474458
No, she simply pulls his pants down and he does his thing and then walk away. They are wearing dirty clothes and will stink anyway, and Bran can't feel the itchy poo dried around his sphincter, so there's no reason to wipe.
>>70474093
No.
He used to warg into Hodor and fuck Meera with his big half-giant dick.
reminder that howland reed is still somewhere in the marsh smoking some dank kush and getting lit all day er' day
>>70474486
she puts a plug in it, because she got sick of cleaning his pants, now she just unplugs him every night before they go to sleep and let it all go.
Then she makes him lick her cunt until she falls asleep.
>>70474517
it's his anuses
>>70474244
Somehow 5 gigantic books of interweaving stories with dozens upon dozens of three dimensional characters and compelling storylines are forgotten when that paragraph of dany shitting comes up and so GRRM is therefore a hack
>>70474571
hhhnnngggg
>>70474269
isn't she married to a minor director? I'm sure it's him behind the camera and the point is to make her feel/look sexy.
>>70474238
>Would you hold her hand while Euron fucks her with his big cock?
I'd let her hold mine while he does me.
>>70474528
>She doesn't use any social media
How can one waifu be so perfect?
>>70474480
The worst ones are when they try to make the homely girls pretty
Outta our way! Best girl coming through.
>>70474576
>Bran
>walk away
>it's a "GRRM describes someone's armour as 'mail over boiled leather'" scene
Goddamn it, would it kill him to just write "wearing mail and leather" for once?
>>70474630
>>70474573
banging whoes
im not joking
>>70474269
To avoid typecasting.
>>70474548
>>70474625
You just KNOW
>>70474629
Meera can walk
>>70474625
0/10 looks like a man
>>70474480
Theres not enough Yara posting these days.
>>70474563
kek, saved
>>70474287
was this already a meme
leak when?
Ian McShane spoiled that his character does NOT die.
>>70474656
That room must smell awful.
>>70474528
First one is from In2Minds
>>70474712
Who?
Bran is the builder
>>70474630
It's like the AFFC prologue where GRRM won't stop talking about "fearsomely strong cider"
>>70474421
She's a handsome woman, in the old sense of the word. Vivacious, but not pretty. Would tap.
>>70474496
I just want her to have Jon's princes and princesses, is that too much to ask?
Imagine it, sons and daughters with ranges of purple/grey eyes and silver/red/dark hair, maybe even a gold streak for those with nonfully silver hair
No Dorne until Episode 10.
A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead. Brienne just about escapes.
Tommen jumps from a window and dies.
Jon doesn't kill Ramsay straight away, he begins to beat him mercilessly until Sansa shows up and he's put in a cell(?) or something. He's later mauled by dogs in Episode 10. Unknown whether it's his hounds or Ghost that does it.
Cersei uses wildfire to burn the Sept. Many people die, including several Tyrells. It's a "Red Wedding-style" event.
Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Just before, Umber is egging on his army by shouting 'Who owns the North?!'.
Wun Wun get's shot by Ramsay and is presumed dead. Later we find out that he is injured but the last of the giants is still alive
Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
Rickon dies by Ramsay's arrows. He lets him run to Jon but he fires one that hits him. He dies in Jon's arms.
Jon becomes King in the North. The Mormonts(?) say they don't care that he's a bastard.
In Episode 10, we see Lyanna and a baby in the Tower of Blue Balls Joy. She whispers something we don't hear. It then cuts to Jon.
No Cleganebowl this season.
The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
>>70474726
No shit.
Is the weirwood cave guy in the show actually Brynden 'Bloodraven' Rivers like he is in the books? Do we have anything to believe he is the targaryen bastard who played a major role in the past 100 years of history?
>>70474726
> Small boy
> Bran is taller than Jon
>>70474056
>Life so shallow that you get this excited over a terrible tv show
>>70474586
>somewhere in the marsh smoking some dank kush and getting lit all day er' day
>>70474661
This dude looks like a drummer for an 80's thrash metal band
>>70474555
>Is literally writing literary prose
lmao what
unless you mean literary as some abstract sort of qualifier, then it which case it's exactly as described - average.
>>70474609
>5 gigantic books
Not a sign of quality
You do realise the paragraph is a meme right, beginning from a trip called quentyn on /lit/
>>70474726
That's his great great great great granddad you dumbass. There's like a half dozen Brandons in the Stark line.
>>70474528
>reverse search
>no result
I think he fucks
>>70474722
reminder: the same spergs who claim this show is bad find this thing attractive
a testament to just how out of touch with reality they truly are
>>70474717
Why?
>>70474738
Or near enough to make no matter
>>70474668
tonight, lads
>>70474722
You have way too many ellies. Keep posting
>>70474754
Whats the season's final scene?
>>70474738
George like to repeat a handful of phrases in each book. ''Nipples on a brestplate'' was the worst.
>>70474754
is this real
>>70474726
Bran is responsible for everything significant that happens in the series
Bran causes the Doom of Valyria so the Targs will come to Westeros
Bran causes the Targ madness which leads to them getting usurped
Bran plants the incestuous desires in Jaime and Cersei's heads so they'll fug in the abandon tower, leading Bran to get paralyzed so he can become a demigod
etc.
>>70474743
/got/ likes her because /got/ could never get a Sophie Turner irl, whereas Meera's juuuuuust ugly enough that we'd have a chance
>>70474056
and then they all went outside to shit in the designated shitting street
>>70473965
Why is she so perfect?
>>70474754
why no info on dany and tyrion and varys?
>>70474625
Rhaegar was such a chad, ditching this for something even better
>straight up telling your wife to fuck off in front of everyone by announcing another girl as hotter, JUST
>go to store for shit
>sandy clerk who always is bullshitting with me talks about GoT
>tell him i dont feel strongly about it but i love meera
>have to remind him and explain to him who that is
>he makes a telegraphed face of disgust and says "oh i like cersei and daenerys"
normies or something
>>70474630
The Hound is pure. PURE.
![Marx_old[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RA2C1q6.jpg "Marx_old[1].jpg")
>Have you ever sowed the field, Lady Olenna Have you ever reaped the grain? Has anyone in House Tyrell? A lifetime of wealth and power has left you blind in one eye. You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few...
>>70474858
They're americans
>>70474796
It's the only reasonable conclusion.
An anon here is fucking frogfu.
>>70474661
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I'LL BE GONE GONE GONE
>>70474754
>ghost survives
CONFIRMED
FAKE
>>70474813
Not personally familiar with poo in the loos huh? Your fortunate.
>>70474877
>An anon here is fucking frogfu.
No man is that lucky
>>70474517
it's some poorly-thought-out attempt to have a physiological explanation for dragons breathing fire, like, those are glands that squirt jet fuel or something.
>>70474874
Marxists belong in the >>>/gulag/
>>70474185
Left one looks better, but she was too ditzy in that show to make a good maid. The right one while not as easy on the eyes was actualy a competent maid.
>>70474876
Thats not gonna stop them
>>70474873
I'm not sure what you mean, but he is the fucking GOAT.
>>70474836
It's the "King in the North" one, it has the same vibe with Robb's one in S1/S2
>>70474573
>What is he doing?
Masturbating to scat porn.
>>70474907
>it's some poorly-thought-out attempt
Good luck trying to figure anything better out
>>70474846
read the part about rickon getting a bolt in the back from ramsay before, so it could be real.
>>70474864
Elia was okay, but not hot. More like pic related.
>>70474891
actually, ghosts tries to kill Ramsays hounds but the hounds teleport away. ghost jumps after them right before the portal closes. his faith is unknown.
>>70474874
I knew there was a reason I loved him so much
>>70474864
> impying you wouldn't run away with her
>>70474874
>communism is about liberation from the feudal system
Are you an American or something?
>>70474916
Gotta say I'm liking red bashing Margaery
>>70474806
rude
>>70474907
where else does it come from then? why is it porly thought out? has anyone else ever attempted to make sense of dragon fire or are you just shitting on it because this is /got/ and you want to feel special and get some (You)'s?
>>70474754
this.
>>70474975
Ghost worships the old gods you showpleb
>>70474855
>Implying I'd want a slag like Sophie irl
>>70474789
okay, sure/ he's writing average prose. he's not trying to do anything beyond tell the story. it's intentional.
the time lag between books has nothing to do with the actual number of words he has to write.
>>70474754
what the fuck is the point of Rickon's entire existence
>>70474947
So Whats the Super Top Secret from the final books GRRM spoiled to D&D???
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406247
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406247
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406247
Reminder that Sansa will probably kill Littlefinger in the season finale.
He'll be surrounded by Northerners, far away from Robin and not expect Sansa to do a direct approach and kill him. She'll have probably even offered to marry him to get the Vale army but will tell him as she kills him that even though he wants everything, he'll never have her.
POTTERY
>>70475008
To show that the Stark House was large at the start of the series
Anyone else hyped for this glorious fucker?
>>70474182
she reminds of remy but with shitty tits..
>>70475003
titty tattoo
>>70475001
what??
>>70475035
>tfw this is probably true
>>70474985
>stark&targ parts smashing together while the country is burning.
i wonder what was going trough her head while her husband to be was burning the country while looking for her.
>>70474754
So the hundreds of giants in existence dropped down to only Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun left?
>>70474864
Rhaegar was fag bro. He took Lyanna to fulfill crazy prophecy.
>>70474861
Because these come from extras and observers from these scenes, if it would be an insider from HBO it would contain more info
>>70474995
Reign of Fire did this like fifteen years ago, and every other movie with dragons just used it as well. There's nothing wrong with it, and it works.
>>70475018
ELLIE HATERS BTFOthanks for not putting a captcha
>>70474990
Bakunin > Marx
>>70474056
>Honestly getting this excited for a tv show
Jesus Christ how autistic can you be?
>>70474738
>>70474630
he really fell in love with teh word "neeps" when writing ADWD. every fucking meal involved neeps. apparently it's an old word for turnip.
![chaos_is_a_ladder_by_ertacaltinoz-d90nd4b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jfKPJ2.jpg "chaos_is_a_ladder_by_ertacaltinoz-d90nd4b[1].jpg")
>>70475035
nah this is what happens
best girl
>>70475049
no, because the rumor is that he gets like 5 minutes of screen time and then jamie kills him ofscreen.
so that fortuneteller witch that told cersei her future confirmed three eyed raveness?
>>70475117
it's still used in Scotland all the time
>>70474656
>Shireen is burned
>applause
wait what?
you just know...
>>70474987
Liberation from feudalism (proto-capitalism) into capitalism was made by the burgeoisie which the Faith and the smallfolk are not
>>70475101
Autistic? They're normies. I know a bunch of people who overreact to their favorite TV shows and that's considered normal
>>70475143
>Jaime kills Blackfish
REEEE SOMEONE WAKE ME UP
>>70475139
yea
>>70475164
its a shitty attempt at humor by the humorless fags of /tv/
>>70475139
Yeah she was alright
>>70474864
I mean, can women be cucks? Because elia matel is a definition of cuck
>>70475143
>jaime who can't even fight will kill Blackfish
That's not what I heard. Blackfish dies offscreen, but not directly to Jaime
>>70475164
you idiot
Guys. I am one of the first frog posters.
I have even met her and seen her in a few plays in London (Royal Court Theatre).
You've taken it too far now. I remember when Stannismod banned me and several others over this.
Just stop. I urge you to stop.
Will Drogon > Balerion?
>>70475006
>okay, sure/ he's writing average prose. he's not trying to do anything beyond tell the story. it's intentional.
this is just stupid, at what point do you draw the distinction between telling a story and description, what is necessary, you can't draw a line in the sand as it's completely vague. Even if you could, it's still a valid criticism of it, intention to not have 'literary flair' does not mean you are unable to critique this, it is just a different style of writing, just as open to criticism.
>the time lag between books has nothing to do with the actual number of words he has to write.
Maybe you have me confused with another anon, I don't care about this.
>blackfish
literally who
not important to the story, bookfags fuck off
>>70475168
God, you are fucking clueless.
Carry on, shitposter.
So have details of tonights episode been leaked yet?
>>70475225
You don't laugh at dead children? 4chan might not be the place for you.
>>70475230
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean
>>70475252
what she smell like
>>70475252
shitposting intensified because it's her birthday
any leaks this week?
>>70475256
We've never really seen Balerion. I doubt it, though. Balerion was massive.
>>70475062
There's tattoo on her tits?
>>70475261
He's not important to the story in the books either
>>70475062
I think it's just scotch tape or whatever to keep the dress put
