Azor Jon!
waifu!
>>70471676
first for king stan
Jonsa
The One True Pairing
non-shit streams?
>>70471676
Tywin looks a lot like Sheev Palpatine here.
Really makes you think...
redpill me on the guild of alchemists
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>>70471676
>no more based tywin ever
>>70471712
KING IN THE FUCKING NORTH TONIGHT
>>70471756
Come back in seven hours
>>70471770
literally irrelevant post-Aerys
>>70471738
>>70471740
nice job lads
>>70471770
I dont have enough falsified information and made up charts about the alchemists to redpill you
Bran/Meera best relationship?
>>70471712
How does this autist always get the first fucking post
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
the rightfull king
>>70471676
>>70471770
9th for Upload the episode already or repent
I hope all of you have spent zero (0) dollars on any GoT/ASOIAF media or merchandise. Do not support HBO or the Fat Man.
How do you cope with not having a sarcastic benioff bf?
I myself want to die
Hey does anybody have any of the pics where its book and show descriptions with the "Nailed It" quote
>>70471839
leaked epusode when
Is Benjen still one of the good guys? I know that both he and Bran have been through a lot, but I found it a bit off-putting that there was no joy in their reunion. Makes me think there's more to him than meets the eye
>>70471873
Dumb fredposter
>>70471850
of gourse
>>70471893
I have bought all the books and the World of Ice and Fire.
>>70471901
>>70471901
>>70471893
>I hope all of you have spent zero (0) dollars on any GoT/ASOIAF media or merchandise. Do not support HBO or the Fat Man.
It would really help if nordfaggs doesnt held them episodes for themselves, they have till ep 10 already and no leaks, the shill is real
>tfw you break the wheel
>>70471893
>that picture
>>70471955
The high Sparrow is the best character. I never understand how people can hate him.
>>70471945
>>70471946
Look at this ages old meme that reddit dug up
> NEW H3H3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjLI-vvuLcc
>>70471894
same
>ywn punish him in bed for making such a shitty adaptation of the books
>>70471901
>>70471987
They're too dumb to realize he's right.
>>70471998
>The Greatest YouTuber of ALL TIME
>not Queen Rana
>>70471955
what a lad
hes a hero
>>70471950
>they have till ep 10 already and no leaks
What the fuck. Share you fucking snowniggers!
>>70471987
Too bad cleGANE is going to rape him and his little sparrows
i need to see some red woman tonight
>>70471955
>>70471987
Go to bed Bernie you're fucked after California.
>>70471987
The show has somehow convinced them that feudalism was a good idea
Spoilers where?
>>70471987
>male
>white
>no dragons
>smart
>complex
too much for normies
has this been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
>>70471987
>>70471955
>so based he made the king join the revolution against monarchy
>>70472073
>All my liberal friends cant stand this guy because he is a religious fanatic
>remind them that he is fighting a horrifying feudalist system and that most earlier revolts against feudalism were religious in nature
>Im the only actual atheist in the group of friends
>>70472050
Killing someone that wants to die publically is never a good idea
>>70472050
>implying stannis the manis wont appear in KL via d&d teleport and join the Sparrows Crusade as the Faith Champion, The One Who Was Promised, The One True Baratheon
>>70472134
*Tips fedora*
>>70471987
because god does not exist. m ' lady
Reminder:
>Season one
>show about political intrigue in medieval times
>Season six
>ice demons
>zombies
>dragons
>giants
>elves
>prophecies
>resurrection
>fucking TIME TRAVEL
>>70472134
>Killing someone that wants to die publically is never a good idea
4u
>>70471797
>>70472139
>>70472057
THISH CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARSHE HERE
>>70472154
But anon the very first scene of the show is Ice Demons
>>70470064
Why does this always come up and what's the origin of it?
>>70472154
And
>muh stronk wimmin
can somebody post picture that describes the scene with the ship for sophie perspective?
>>70472134
Same here lol,hes one of my favourite characters and Im atheist.My normie friends who are religious hate him.
>>70472195
Dumb fredposter
>>70472154
>literally first episode, first scene
>randoms getting BTFO by ice zombies
>implying it wasn't obvious from the very beginning what the books/show would become towards the end
>>70472237
This is the best I have, I'm looking for that as well
>>70472212
POST RARE CHAOSSHH
Reminder that Sansa will likely kill Littlefinger in episode 10 after they retake Winterfell
>>70472237
>>70472296
Fucking redditors. It's a spin on an old Shae related pasta.
>>70471925
>hands are cold
>the homie bloodraven is dead
>ned is dead
>mutinies all over the place at castle black
>too icy
>spooky skeletons everywhere
>can't even enjoy the rabbit
>reunion is with the shittiest nephew instead of jon
>bitch keeps asking questions
>gonna have to deal with the stench of virginity for the next couple of seasons
I bet Benjen wishes he were still dead
Lyanna when?
>>70472296
thats what i was looking for, thanks family
STANNIS LIVES
>>70472328
no one said it wasnt you fucking try hard
What is dead may never die.
>>70472315
Leaks say otherwise.
She's going to marry him.
>>70472333
Bran is only still a virgin because Meera didn't want to take advantage.
>>70472371
Don't remember any leaks saying she marries LF
someone post the pic of dead tommen and dead cersei, from the last thread please
I want some spoilers for a cleganebowl.
>>70472368
delete this
ALFIE IS PURE
>>70472368
and people called these the best tits on the show?
>>70472403
shit is this true?
>>70472371
So what? She married Ramsay and he's 2 episodes from getting BTFO.
I like all of you, but I love these posts especially! :^)!
>>70471738
>>70471740
>>70471839
>>70471906
>>70471930
>>70472426
The tits are good indeed.
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>>70472371
>>70472387
Post them, or the episodess pleaseee help a canadianfag here
>>70472403
>>70472428
>>70472387
That's what the main link that's been 90% true stated, She doesn't rally enough houses and goes back to LF for help and he does it in exchange for marriage.
>>70472479
This is clearly babby tommen from earlier season
Why does Preston keep saying that Harrenhal is important?
ANY LEAKS!!????
>>70472479
That's because Tommen actor played the Lannister's squire the Karstark killed in season 2 or 3
Are you ready for R+L=J fags to be BTFO?
>>70472479
>>70472403
>redditors will fall for this
>>70472445
frogfu is the best
>>70472479
fuck, thats an actual screen cap too. how has this leaked?
>>70471839
yes.
Where were you when Bran got molested by Night's King?
>>70472154
If you read GRRM's original proposal for the entire thing newfag that's exactly how he structured it.
Act 1 Medieval Politics
Act 2 Dragon Princess
Act 3 Ice Zombies
>>70471798
it's alright his spirit lives onin Tommen the Conciliator
>>70471987
High Sparrow is just an asshole communist buttmad at people who were either born into a better life or worked harder, ie Littlefinger, to have more than fucking nothing.
Fuck him.
>Durrr get the rich! Get the nobles!
Gee what revolutionary thinking it's like no one ever thought of doing that before!
>>70472479
Come on m8, if you're going to ruse, take your own fucking screencap.
http://cupofrecap.blogspot.com/2014/04/game-of-thrones-3-5-recap.html
>>70472561
That meme image you're talking about is retarded, and completely forgets that the others, super natural, inhuman, apolitical antagonists from book one and onwards, exist.
>>70472532
>screencap of dead tommen
>lol only idiots will think this is dead tommen
yea you're right
>>70472502
>BTFO him in front of Brienne and makes him feel like shit
>Goes back to him after a few months because she needs him
This would trigger the femminist autists that support d&d hack feminism arch
This show is SHIT. So glad I dropped it. Will watch the new episode tomorrow though.
>>70472566
T. Jaime Lannister
>>70471770
if it turns out those caches of Wildfire are still there it will be the shittiest plot point in the story including the 20 good men, and there will be no one to blame but GRRM.
>>70472566
The high sparrow was a successful and rich cobbler through hard work. He could have lived the life of luxury, but he gave it up.
>>70472479
it's the lannister boys that were killed by Lord Karstark
>>70472605
moron
>>70472607
Yep well they need something to bitch at.
>>70472479
omg cersei deeed wtfomgwtf this cantrtefw beeh hapening
>>70472542
>>70471839
>>70471740
>>70471738
> MacBeth, As King, judgeth all manner of creatures fare and base.
> What lay before mine orbs is a creature of ultimate wonder, Nay!
> A chimera of curly mane set upon that of a face of a man.
> With chattering teeth the likes of dungeon rats, and mottled
> skin most Reptilian like. A wonder brought from Arabia or indeed
> another queer land of strangeness where similar abominations
> roam the grounds. A most rare specie worthy of unadulterated worship
> fetching of those connoisseurs of the strange and abhorrent!
>>70472566
he doesn't hate nobles, he hates the sinners
>>70472502
Truede or the leakfag from march?
Cause Truede doesn't say the circumstances of getting the Vale on their side, especially since in the show LF offers it for free seemingly. And don't remember leakbro saying she marries him in episode 10
>>70471930
>>70471850
honestly Meera is waaaaay too good for Bran. if it weren't for him being a God she could legitimately pepper spray him for coming near her.
>>70472368
his got a cock on him doesn't he?
>>70471987
Hes obnoxiously shit.
>hates everything good in the world
>women
>sexual freedom
>alcohol
>intrigue
>political ambitiom
Most antifun dadfag ever.
>LEAKS SAY OTHERWISEEEE
Whay leaks, those ones that said Bloodraven would revive Jon? That Davos would shatter a chair when he learns of Stannis and Shireen? And how about Walder Frey seeking a new wife and Lady Stoneheart killing Freys in the Riverlands? You're retarded if you think that those spoilers didnt take the legit episode 1-3 spoilers and make shit up from there
What's the point of Daeny? It's been over 50 episodes and she hasn't done shit with her dragons all she fucking does is shout out her name at people. this shit should have been over ages ago i mean seriously 3 fucking dragons she doesn't need an army or boats just fucking burn everything you dumb slut
>>70472680
Bran can't even move his fucking legs. SHE'S the one always cuddling him.
>>70472686
sounds like Our Guy personified
>>70472673
Was Leakbro I think.
DESU you don't need the leak, You can see exactly how its going to go.
CGI Ice Spiders wheeeeeen?
>>70472637
That story was a lie idiot. Everything he says is a lie.
>>70472727
I mean if he had his legs and the circumstances were different.
>>70472731
She won't marry him m8.
She'll backstab the fuck out of him
>>70471946
cute, but they basically did have roose say the same thing in the show during like season 4 or something.
>>70472733
Real White Walkers when? The ones we got are garbage.
>>70472733
when the others march on the wall
so next season
>>70472686
>women
He doesnt hate women
>Sexual freedom
He is certainly against this
>Alcohol
I dont remember him saying it was bad just that he doesnt like the taste
>Intrigue
He is currently running the best political plot on the show
>Political ambition
See above
>>70472695
lmao the spoiler have been right every episode. Today Ian McShane's character gets killed by Thoros of Myr and The Hound kills Thoros.
The Seven, the Lord of Light, the Drowned God, the Old Gods, all false.
There are but three Gods in this world.
The Three Eyed Crow
>Name: Brynden Rivers
>The all-seeing
>A thousand eyes and one
>The bleeding eyes of every weirwood, the black eyes of every crow
>The last Greenseer
>Consort of the Children
>Ageless and eternal, the Mentor
The Winged Wolf
>Name: Brandon Stark
>The all-knowing
>King Warg
>Born before the beginning, dies after the end
>Has seen the aether and the sands of time itself
>The Body Snatcher
>The Knight of Corpses
Euron Bloodeye
>Name: Euron Greyjoy
>The Crow's Eye
>The God King
>Slayer of Gods
>The titan and the demon in human skin
>The faceless beast
>The tall and twisted thing with one black eye and ten long arms
>Sailor of the Sea of Blood
>A mass of tentacles, writhing
>Caller of dragons, waker of krakens, master of sphinxes
>Sounder of the Horn
>>70472658
>>70472686
>>70471987
So , if he absorbs the sins of those who repent, doesnt that makes him full of sins? What the fuck would be his punishment if so? death seems to be too obvius, what can bring this man to his fuking kneees and start peeing himself? Maybe Ser Sandor Clegane without the mask?
>>70472785
Why the fuck would you hire Ian McShane to kill him off in one episode?
>>70472731
>people still blindly following leaks from week 2 that were proven false the next day
>>70472637
>believing his bullshit stories
The High Sparrow is a master ruseman, but he's a communist fucking shit who's so far up his own ass it's nauseating.
>>70472756
>That story was a lie idiot.
not necessarily, and anyway what difference does it make. his idea of a decadent party was probably about as opulent as Tommen's afternoon snack.
>>70472767
If he had his legs, he'd have gone South, been held captive by the Lannisters, and probably fucked Myrcella or something, I dunno. Might have been used to broker a peace.
scientist have confirmed a dagger found buried with King Tutankhamun was created with iron from a meteorite
BRAAVOS GRRM
he also had a second golden dagger on his other hip
BRAAVOS D&D
>>70472809
>implying such a pious man would lie
>>70472805
>>70472805
Cause that's what the part calls for.
Casting call and Ian confirm it's just for one episode and he dies
>>70472771
LF will not die till the last episode.
>>70472785
>Hound kills Thoros
>>70472756
if everything he says is a lie, then how do you know he actually wants people to not be rich? Maybe he's just playing the game, just like littlefinger, to get himself rich.
You either have to accept him as genuine, or you have to accept that he's playing the game just like littlefinger, in which case you can't trust his motives. Either way, your complaint is invalid.
>>70472811
>communism is bad
when will this meme end?
>>70472805
because he is expensive
>>70471794
...heirloom tomatoes grow...
>>70472686
>hates everything good in the world
>women
heh heh heh
>>70472863
I didn't say anything about his motive idiot. Please try to figure out the concept of multiple people replying to a post.
>>70472865
Fucking Bernie fags.
>>70472865
>communism is bad is a meme
when will this meme end?
>>70472727
>SHE'S the one always cuddling him.
It's cold and he's wearing the most furs due to his cripple privilege.
Sharing his body heat is the least he can do for her dragging his ass through the snow.
>>70472868
How can a literal who? be expensive?
>>70472892
Then your response was unnecessary and irrelevant. Try to stay topical anon.
>>70472785
and the rest of the shit you ignored in my post didnt happen and won't so what's your point? Leaks are fuckin false. If Thoros dies and Beric falls over that'll be one positive in a sea of wrong predictions
>>70472865
Are you seriously 14?
>>70472891
>le amerifat with no gf episode
>>70472856
Last episode of the series or the season?
Cause they're not gonna jump from battling Ramsay at Bastardbowl to her marrying LF.
if there's gonna be a wedding, it'll be episode 10, and she'll likely kill him in that episode before he even has a chance to put it in or even wed her
>>70472865
When americans stop being so brainwashed.
>>70472923
14 year olds dont even know what communism is
Is the Battle of Hardhome the only redeeming thing about season 5?
>>70472829
>the dagger of the morning
>>70472865
Lmao, read up on the current state of Venezuela for a modern example of failed communism. Alternately, the Soviet Union. Or the shithole known as China. Ever wonder why the Chinese elite (because communism doesn't stop there being a ruling class) wanted Hong Kong back so badly? It's a free market paradise.
Now shut the fuck up and leave your college campus for once, faggot.
>>70471955
>tfw cersei burns the sept with wildfire and the mountain crushes your skull
>>70471987
he's a good character but I would hate him irl
>>70471759
Your fate is up to the Small Council to decide.
I AM the Small Council.
http://wikiofthrones.com/1042/game-thrones-cast-seem-revealed-massive-spoilers-arya-stark/
>>70472798
Euron doesn't even know who's sending him his prophetic dreams, m8.
>>70472998
Not yet!
>>70472953
Don't forget Cersei's Walk and Cleganebowl hype.
>>70472952
Walk into any middle school and you'll meet some kid wearing a Che Guevarra shirt. That's you.
>>70471797
DEAD
DEAD
DEAD
>>70472975
>implying any of those were actually communist
lmao
maybe you should go to college before speaking about shit you clearly dont understand
>>70472952
communists didn't even really know what communism was to be honest.
>>70472975
> Venezuela
> Soviet Union
> communism
It is time to stop posting.
>>70473040
Are you from the 70s or something? No millennial knows who Che is. Kids these days are too materialistic and self absorbed to support communism.
>>70473043
>>70473056
>B-B-But it wasn't REAL communism!
Why do people somehow think the Sparrows use the Walk of Shame as a misogynistic weapon against women specifically?
They shame men too.
Don't want to do the Walk? Don't be a slut, man or woman.
>>70473043
>implying venezuela isn't communist
What?
>>70473010
Probably The Great Other.
lads what's the ETA of torrents being up after the show finishes airing?
>>70472975
>The world looks beautifull without the people. -Mr Manhattan
How will Preston kill himself once they reveal R+L=J in episode 10? What method? Slow or quick death?
>>70473043
Christ. Communism, on paper, is a utopia. But guess what? Actual communism isn't possible. Human nature won't allow it. Those examples were the closest the world ever came to actual communism, and a hundred million people were executed under those regimes. And you're defending it.
How embarrassing.
>>70473092
doesn't exist.
neither does R'hllor or Azor Ahai.
>>70473082
this is a family board
>>70473082
Normies just hate the High Sparrow because they can't deal with him out playing all their strong female characters.
>>70472844
>losing Swearengen and Dennis Pennis in one episode
I bet the Sand Snakes will make another appearance too. Fuck.
>>70472733
nope
that would imply valuable resources needed to animate Dany riding a dragon and giving a speech
>>70473134
The Red God is real enough. His opposite must be too.
>>70473124
He'll light himself on fire.
>>70473132
every ism is a utopia and none of them have clean hands
>>70473146
you're a family board
>>70472006
I don't see the problem with this one besides the dual wielding nonsense (The Sword of Mourning was well known as being a two handed claymore, how could they fuck that up)...
>>70472865
when all amerifats die off
>>70472975
>>70473089
As a Venezuelan, i dont even know what the fuck is going on, is a mix of capitalism with comunism to the extreme. It all would be fixed with a man like Stannis ruling us
>>70473176
for you?
>>70472892
it's your responsibility to provide context in your posts if you want to have an actual discussion.
>>70472785
where can I see these leaks senpai? can't believe they gonna kill my nigga thoros
>>70473124
They have pushed R + L = J so hard in the show I now think it is going to be Dany or Meera is also his twin or something just so there is actually a twist.
>>70472681
Had*
>>70473163
>falling for charlatans' parlor tricks
>>70473171
True enough. And I'll choose the option that doesn't put me in front of a firing squad for having the gall to request more than one name on an election ballot.
Only fucking children acting like the greatest advancements in human history weren't a direct result of capitalism.
>>70473163
We dont actually know if the Red God is real. GRRM even said the just dont know how things work and say its the Gods. He has deliberately left it ambigious if they are real or not
>>70472868
he definitely isn't. he's been in one show.
over the last couple of episodes they had Kevin Eldon and Richard E Grant and gave them like 3 lines each.
>>70471754
>>70472315
>>70472771
How much do you like Sansa, /tv/? Enough?
Highgarden
>>70473132
>communism on paper is a utopia
>actually believing this
For ants maybe. Not people.
>>70473082
What a faggot. Bobby B would crush his head in.
>>70473163
The Red God doesn't exist. The 'miracles' attributed to him are just uses of fire magic, harnessed from the bleeding star and the return of dragons.
>>70473222
>They have pushed R + L = J so hard in the show
really? they have barely mentioned lyanna and showed her once
>>70473250
The greatest advancements in human history were the result of monarchy
>>70473255
Can this neckbeard please fucking finish his books so we can stop refer to him to have all the anwsers.
>>70473189
Dual wielding is more mindblowing
>>70472936
it's more that I've spent enough time here that I can see the outlines of common posting styles even when I know full well they weren't intended.
>>70473271
Humans are basically mammalian ants.
>>70473263
forgot to pick the webm, woops
>>70471754
>>70472315
>>70472771should I shoop CIA and Snow
on this?
>>70473132
>contradicting yourself
>still trying to prove a point
retard/10
>>70471912
It's out but it's really shit quality. Not worth watching.
>>70473271
The very next line, I said this 'utopia' was impossible, because of human nature. I guess I worded it weird, but I certainly do fucking NOT think that bullshit is a utopia.
It's a utopia for mindless, lazy fuckwits that are satisfied with the lowest common denominator.
>>70473280
>It is a terrible thing to be a Targaryen alone in the world
>Enter Jon
Plus they keep teasing the tower, anyone who doesn't already know what is supposed to be significant is going to find out the dominant theory.
>>70473305
>should I shoop CIA and Snow
on this?
Like you don't already know the answer
>>70473313
Link? I dont care about quality i wont be able to whatch it tonitee
that armor tho
>>70472909
Because everyone besides you, especially HBO, knows exactly who he is, you shit.
>>70473259
http://www.celebritiesmoney.com/ian-mcshane-net-worth-actor/
he is making upwards of 500k per film and HBO would have to compete with this if they wanted to keep him on longer than an episode or 2
thats a lot of money for tv actors
>>70473378
looks like shit
it also makes him look like a manlet
frogfu!
>>70473378
>richfags
>>70473388
>implying normies know who old man #4344 is
>>70473397
f r o g f u
>>70472920
Those are not a part of these leaks that come from that spanish fag and that redditor
>>70473217
you can find them on plebbit, search r/freefolk
>>70473378
Tywin's old armour. Fucking yes.
>>70473397
what a whore
>>70473397
perfection
>>70473397
my heart, my poor heart
>>70473358
>anyone who doesn't already know what is supposed to be significant is going to find out the dominant theo
right so there is literally no need for some added tweest... most people who watch the show are showfags and have barely been introduced to the theory. it would be a huge reveal for them and confirmation for bookfags. doing anything more would just be pandering to the sperglords
>>70473396
>looks like shit
you really do only have shit opinions, dont you?
>>70473297
I am still mad about that scene. It was so poorly done. It would have been so much better if they just included Hightower and the missing northman and used decent choreography.
>>70473305
Not enough to get kicked in the nuts.
I just think she'll kill LF and fug Jon
frogfu
>>70473470
bitch, you don't know who I am
>>70473476
>It would have been so much better if they just included Hightower and the missing northman
How would this make it SO MUCH BETTER
Oh right, "m-m-uh books"
>>70473378
>Tywin looks like a badass elder Samurai
>Jaime looks JUST
>>70472865
>communism
>not anarchism
lmao read a book every now and then
