Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in
>>70470585
/thread
What was (sports man) thinking sending (sportball player) on that early?
literally ruined football conversations in my family
my fuckhead little brother will always reply with these fucking phrases every time we try and talk about football
he is literally the only one who doesnt like it, but still we cant talk about it around him
CUNT
>>70470644
Victory. Now stop focusing on that stupid pointless game and check out something interesting and useful. Like a book.
Off topic but I haven't cracked one out to Jen for a while.
>>70470644
>he actually likes sports
Look at this pleb
>>70470667
I read two books per week and I watch every single sporting event I can. Sports are the greatest way to unwind I know of. They allow you to feel passionate about something even if it's inconsequential to the larger world.
Hold on hope, OP.
>>70470691
Jen was a qt.
![MV5BMjA1NTEzNDY0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTk4MjIzNw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L07yJw3.jpg "MV5BMjA1NTEzNDY0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTk4MjIzNw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg")
>>70470691
>>70471577
Should be the next Doctor Who desu
>>70471638
This phrase has permanently ruined /sp/. It triggers the board beyond belief.
>watching divegrass
Gay: The Musical is hands down the best episode of any series ever
>>70472063
Why would they get triggered? Pardon my ignorance of /sp/ culture btw.
>>70473184
Fat retard shut ins who love adonis ripped rich athlete alphas
It's easy to trigger betas on their computers... betas arent in control of their emotions
>>70470495
>it's a "Graham Linehan goes mental on twitter" episode
>>70470495
>same guy directed pic related
People actually like football right? I always thought everyone enjoyed it ironically to appear more manly but how can they watch that shit? It's beyond boring.
>>70473147
Gay: A Gay Musical*
>>70473343
What does he do?
>>70470495
Series 5 when
>>70473147
Omfg, one of the funniest things I've ever seen on tv.
>>70473343
>it's a "Graham Linehan is a cunt" episode
>>70473147
Willies, willies
THE SAMSUNG FOOTYBALLERS
>GIANT SPONSOR LOGO LITERALLY ACROSS EVERY PLAYERS CHEST
DO YUROPOORS ACTUALLY DO THIS?
>>70470691
Jen was really pretty in season one but her prettiness declined every one afterwards
>>70470817
Marvel comics aren't books, Anon.
>>70473626
That's a bit gay.
>>70473147
You spelled The Haunting of Bill Crouse wrong.
>>70473147
WELCOME
TO THE UNITEDQUEENDOM
>>70473588
This will remain the greatest myster known to men.
>>70473626
"Not as long as some other musicals"
>>70474579
>atletico
>arsenal
>man city
>liverpool
chelsea lads on suicide watch
>>70474579
No stopping of play except for halftime means they have to get clever with their advertising. I agree this looks stupid though. They should just pipe subliminal messages to the fans through the stadium PA system.
>>70474579
>Watch American football
>1 hour game takes 3 because commercials
>B-but you have fucking l-logos!
>>70470644
Then it worked, faggot.
>>70470585
fing about arsenal
>>70473147
I'm disabled!
>>70472063
Really?
I'll be back in a minute...
"I came here to drink milk, and kick ass... and I've just finished my milk."
>>70470817
>They allow you to feel passionate about something even if it's inconsequential to the larger world.
that's like being passionate about the fucking weather. literally everyone talks about it. if your interest is fucking football you may as well tattoo "pleb" on your forehead.
i guess the only difference is is that the weather isn't totally inconsequential.
>>70473588
>It's beyond boring.
it's like baseball (and american football, and hockey, most sports, etc)
You don't watch it because it's a riveting action packed entertainment, you watch it because it's an excuse to drink for 4 hours.
It's also a chance for people who don't go out very often to go out (and drink for 4 hours), and for people with shitty interpersonal skills to have a common thing to talk about to almost anyone "did you see the game last night?".
>>70481543
I think you mean "did yew see that lewdachriss display lahst noight?"
>>70481788
Problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in
>>70481788
no, I meant "willies willies, we love willies"
>>70481925
Do you mind keeping it down, sir.
>>70480885
>Tips
Personally I have very little interest in football, but in my country, a western european one, many intellectuals have a strong interest in it.
>>70475687
He can't say that, can he?
>>70482008
Likely due to their fathers or father figures instilling in them a love of sport at a young age. Sport is not at all an intellectual pursuit save for potential gambling based on statistical predictions, but that's not what you meant.
>>70473147
I do agree. Nitpick: the episode is titled The Work Outing.
>Oi mate
hahah i like this show, very british and funny haha
When roy tries to be a bad ass and takes his date to Messy Joe's. The whole show was so well written
>>70482769
What, that French place?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
https://youtu.be/OBVNnoMMGeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLswNSuhJnM
Coincidence?
>>70473588
it used to be enjoyable. now its who can dive better/buy more
>>70482769
God, I'm a bastard!
>>70474888
She aged
>>70483081
the bit with jen zooming past the window screaming is fucking hilarious in that episode.
fucking adam buxton.
also one of my fave episodes is the stress one.
>>70483757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ140sv1BRo
>>70483757
>adam buxton.
underrated comedic actor.
>>70483757
>jen's peace of mind
my fucking sides never fully recovered
I worked with Chris O'Dowd on another show. One day on set another actor on the same show was talking about a recent job he did with Matt Berry, who plays Douglas in the IT Crowd.
Chris turned to the actor who had just mentioned Berry and said, with a totally straight face "Oh yeah Matt was in that wasn't he? What's he like?"
They worked on IT crowd for how many years?
"What's he like?"
(turns out Berry is widely disliked amongst actors and producers. More than one person has told me he makes them uncomfortable)
I've also been told by several colleagues who've worked with him that Peter Kay is an absolute cunt.
>>70470495
This joke is literally Redd*t. This joke was probably funny at once, but now it is overused and parroted by people who know nothing about the sport. It is easy to pick out the redd*tors and 9g@ggers from this shit joke. And besides Feo has been pretty poor for a couple of seasons so I doubt Arsenal fans even want him on the pitch. He doesn't justify his wage.
>>70484119
I have also heard that about Peter Kay.
>>70473276
You have /sp/ all wrong. They like athletes like Messi because they think he is autistic and scrawny and hate CR7
>>70484119
>I've also been told by several colleagues who've worked with him that Peter Kay is an absolute cunt.
that makes me sad
>>70481925
>"willies willies, we love willies"
t. SPONSORGRASS FANS
>>70484141
It's a good joke because it's somehow still completely relevant years and years later.
>>70484259
You'd be amazed how many self-made comedy stars are utter arseholes.
The ones with money, the ones who come from money - they're generally nicer people. A chip on the shoulder really fucks a man up. There are obviously exceptions to this.
>>70484294
Our sports in America go on commercial like every 3 minutes and we have ads all over stadiums. I don't think either us or Europe has the high ground on lack of advertisements. And they didn't actually wear a Chelsea kit with Samsung along the crotch.
>>70471638
She looked great in those suits she wore - lovely buttocks. She needed to be bent over a table and had a right good seeing to.
>>70484427
I'd say you'd be the man to give it to her. If you could find your flute from under those rolls.
>>70484427
I don't think you were supposed to find Jen hot, senpai.
>>70470495
There was an Arsenal game this season (against Sheffield Wednesday I think) where this episode was pretty much perfect for. Arsenal lost 3-0 and Walcott got subbed off because of an early injury.
>>70482008
>western european one, many intellectuals have a strong interest in it.
Now we mustn't tell lies anon.
>>70484409
>Chelsea kit
YOU MEAN SAMSUNG KIT M8
>>70484396
so is jack whitehall nice?
>>70484707
>jack whitehall
He will always be a cunt regardless if he's rich or poor.
>>70484707
Never worked with him. Stephen Fry is a lovely man. James Nesbitt is a gent. He'll remember your name from a job he did 15 years before, and he cares what other crew do.
The overwhelming majority of actors are decent types. Cuntiness is not in any way linked to fame. Daniel Craig is approachable and generous. So is Russell Crowe. Yet some people who can at best be described as panel show attendees are fucking twats.
>>70484965
The only one I can buy here is James Nesbitt.
>>70474579
Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
>>70485091
I'm not saying any of them are open to being annoyed or unnecessarily bothered. There are always lines you don't cross. But they will say hello. They'll remember your name and what you do. They'll get to know the crew, even trainees. They like to drink with the crew. Etc etc. Not specifiy those above, although they were all nice.
Geoffrey Palmer was the nicest actor I ever worked with. And Postlethwaite. Although you had to drink with him to get to know him.
