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Is this the best horror movie of the last 10 years? It was just
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Is this the best horror movie of the last 10 years?
It was just fucking perfect and beautiful
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>>70469797
Anyone have a webm of her your young cute ass walking in the woods?Need to fap to this girl bad
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>>70469797

it is flawless. like how a lot of it is left to the imagination.
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>>70469797
no, it wasnt, because it wasnt a horror movie

was it a good period drama? yes.
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some retards on /tv/ claim it's "so good"

huh

it's total garbage then, thanks for the warning
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>A New England Tale

I only just realized its set in America.
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>>70469797
It wasn't scary.
It wasn't suspenseful.
It was boring.
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>>70469966
>flawless
>a lot is left to the imagination
Jesus christ, am I on r/movies? Shit deserves credit for the attention to period detail but the scares were weak, the pacing was uneven, and climax was lazy as hell. There was literally nothing ambiguous about anything. It would have been decent IF something had been left to the imagination.
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>>70470088
i bet you found 2001 and the shining boring also
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>>70470088
>>70470114

>I dont have an imagination so why is this so shit?

dont hate the movie, hate your brain.
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>>70470067
Nudes?
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>>70469997
>Baby being gutted and sacrificed
>not horror

Pick one
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>>70469797
You always post about this film but I have never seen you post a torrent to it ffs
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>>70470199
Please explain what was left to the imagination. The only thing I can think of is what happened to the twins, which one can assume they were killed like the goats.
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>>70470332
How fucking lazy are you?
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>>70470332
get a brain fag
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>>70470088
you're boring
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>>70470283
>a quick glimpse of something a 17th century witch would be doing to preserve her youth
>literally not frightening in the least
>still considered a horror movie

i bet you thought Unfriended was scary also because someone puts their hand in a blender
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>>70470472
Never mentioned scary dipshit. There is horror in a baby's sacrifice by moral standards, thus it was a horror movie doofus
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>>70470067
its like shes actually mocking me
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>>70470472

> something a legendary horror character would be doing

Well yes, hence being horror m8
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>>70470199
Are you retarded.
There physically were witches in the woods.
The only thing that wasn't tangible was what the mom saw. Everything else physically happened.
Maybe the twins were left ambiguous but that's it.
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>>70470067
her eyes get my dick hard as diamonds everytime
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>>70471575

Doesn't mean there is no space for imagination - what was the witch mashing the baby for, how did she fly? What was the coven at the end doing - what force enabled to rise - what was in their minds when they cackled and seemed in ecstasy?

There was a lot of otherworldly elements to wonder at.
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>>70472291
>what was the witch mashing the baby for
magic
>how did she fly
magic
>What was the coven at the end doing
magic
>what force enabled to rise
magic
>what was in their minds when they cackled and seemed in ecstasy
magic stuff

This is the problem when you don't allow for any ambiguity in the truth as a true folktale should. Mission failed, movie failed.
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