Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life Edition
>>70454788
>>70457634
first for farts
>>70457634
first for Jaqen h'ghar
GRRM wouldn't condone trvializing his own characters with juvenile DBZ power level bullshit.
I can't understand how autists never get tired of this conversation. Like the characters are even fucking real in the first place. What happens in real life when good fighters meet? They fight, one loses. The loss can be due to any number of factors, skill obviously being a primary influence. But at a certain point it just doesn't matter anymore.
>>70457634
Promise me, Ned.
What the fuck is this thing? A cum rag?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70457688
Promise me, Ned.
>>70457669
A poster is no one.
>>70457669
is a man an ant?
>>70457634
First for the Queendom of the Norf
Would you hold her hair back while she's blowing 5 dothrakis savages?
First for true King of the North (The Just)
>next episode is a Radmure episode
Are you fucking ready, /tv/?
>>70457710
in medieval times royalties used sniff perfumed napkins such as pic related so they don't smell the awful stench of shit, piss, and more shit on the common streets.
>>70457710
I miss Joffrey.
>>70457634
First for the one true king
>>70457670
The books are fantasy trash.
They are the Dragon ball z
They are capeshit
They are memes
Read real literature
>>70457669
I want to see him rape Arya.
>>70457634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xU4w6FyDGD
>>70457758
nth for Satin
>>70457784
>they are memes
Do you know where youre posting?
this guy walks up to to at the bar, in full armor, unsheathes his world famous sword made from a star, and commands that you go home with him tonight.
wat do?
Will Daenerys' love for dothraki cock become a new fashion in Westeros?
>>70457841
Call my frog friend.
>>70457841
Go home with him. He could just ask though, but this way I'd get turned on more.
>>70457831
>tfw ywn watch him lovingly suck Jons cock.
who here /whispering wood/
>>70457892
Its funniest because had Jaime not got his sword stuck, they would have lost.
>>70457856
>Will Daenerys' love for dothraki cock
She's only ever fucked one Dothraki guy though
>>70457713
literally fucking perfect
>>70457915
Not true, wikifag.
The battle was lost, but Jaime might have killed Robb if his sword hadn't gotten stuck.
>>70457784
>Her cunt became the world
What did he mean by this?
>>70457924
On Camera.
Drogo probably even let his horses fuck her.
>>70457915
>bookfags will never fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
>>70457931
It is known
>>70457924
she developed Stockholm syndrome from his massive dothraki dong tho
>>70457940
>Killing the King
>Not a win
Huh?
>>70457954
It even plays out similiarly in the show you mong. He just loses his sword instead
>>70457915
nah the battle was lost no matter what but Robb would have been dead and Jaime probably would have got killed after doing so, wonder what would have happened after that
>>70457784
>Cherrypicking scenes.
Nice strawman douchebag.
who here /blacked/
>>70457769
ready here
>>70457769
I'm ready to see some TULLY FUCKING SHITS getting BTFO!
>>70457985
the battle isn't shown at all you cuck
>>70457924
>>70457856
She isn't even herself, books are much better at hinting this. She is traumatized since her childhood, beaten and abused by Viserys, then sold as a little girl to Drogo to rape her until she loved it. When she speaks and the way she thinks about things is just off somehow, I've read some psychological analysis about her long time ago and since then I can't see her as powerful woman, but rather a fucked up girl. She either has this magic inside of her or she stumbled upon it or it even controls her partially, without it she'd be useless or kill herself.
>>70457783
lmao why u a stannis fan ?
dany is way cooler lol
>>70457985
>Huh?
>forces routed, commander captured
>win
If you read the books, you would know. It is outright stated.
>>70458030
>>70458047
>He cut down 10 of our men
>"Id give you my sword lady stark but I seem to have lost it"
Doesnt have to be you fucking moron. They literally say what he did.
>jon is still rounding up supporters 2 episodes before the battle
he should've already set the siege lines
fucking retard bastard
>>70458025
>cherry picking
No
The books are poorly written all around. Go to any given page and you'll read a line that would make any real intellectual cringe.
>you will never marry her
She's literally perfect.
>>70458089
>i'd give you my sword, but they took it after I surrendered
are you doing a meme right now or something? or are you actually retarded
>greatest sworsperson and knight in the land
>duelist of completely unrivaled skill
>>70458068
>Leader of an army killed
>Not a win
Jaime was a high ranking commander but ultimatly Joffrey was Robbs equivilent
Thats like saying if they took Greatjon but lost Joffrey, its a win.
Killing Robb is what Joffrey wanted. The only people who would care if Jaime is captured or killed are Tywin, Cersei and Tyrion.
>>70458101
>arousal was arousing
lol
>>70458102
>that very barely slightly visible nipple/areola
>those supple tits
HOLY FUCK i want to fckn marry her
>>70458136
Maybe you should read the books, moron
>>70458129
She is the GOAT. Notice how she defeats groups of people at the same time but Dayne couldn't? Men btfo.
>mfw the show ends with one of the sand snakes on the iron throne
>>70458095
the time-space in GoT actually shrink as you travel further, that's how you get from Westeros to eastern Essos in 3 episodes but it takes you at least 5 to rally up the north. if you travel by ship which would take you south within days, it will appear so to you but a year or more could pass and two or more seasons.
>>70458164
Can't wait for these two to run the realm
>7 kingdom fags btfo
>>70458161
I have read the books. Maybe you should learn basic military stratagy.
If Jaime kills Robb, who heads the Northern army? Crippled Bran? 3 year old Rickon?
The Northerners didnt like each other, they united under Stark Banner. If Robb were to die theyd scatter, similarly to what happened when Robb dies.
Or when Rhaegar died.
>2 ep to volantis
defend this
>>70458202
No spoonfeeding for wikifags.
>>70457791
do the "Ned please... I'll suck your cock" thingy.
>>70458204
they sailed west and got there faster
who said they sailed east you fucking cuck
>>70458204
time is zooming past this season, sansa made two coats in the time between her arrival and her departure
>>70458251
>there's a least one person who believes this
xD
>>70458101
Those lines are clearly meant to be read like some books from the Old Testament:
>Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Ezekiel 19:21
>>70458202
roose will lead the northern army under bran
how many seasons of this do you cucks plan to watch
Why are is this show being cancelled when it gets more and more viewers every season?
Don't get me wrong, this show is shit, but if it's popular then why are they cancelling it?
>>70458204
>dothraki """sea""""
>it's all land
>>70458279
Good thing about sinning is that it literally doesn't matter if dick is big or small or the lover is black or white.
70458312, you don't even deserve a proper (You).
>>70458278
>>70458310
what the fuck did they mean by this
>>70458315
It's all grass. Not much to see.
>>70458312
1) The show is great, you're a contrarian unable to enjoy things that don't have edgy /tv/ seal of approval, such as Mad Men and fucking Sopranos that ended 10 years ago
2) Its not getting cancelled, the story will finish
3) You're stupid
>>70458312
Actually the last episode was the lowest rated episode in the series, and the first to drop below 7 million viewers, so no. There aren't more and more viewers each season.
>>70458278
>>70458310
>>70458338
was getting caught part of her plan?
REMINDER THAT THE SHOW IS ALL WE HAVE NOW.
George will NOT finish this series.
TWoW will come out in December of this year, and he will start on ADoS in 2 years.
It will take him again 6 years and a quarter of the way into the book he will die from kidney disease.
Screen cap this.
>>70458312
Because every good story has an end.
HBO already tried getting more seasons but D&D refused.
>>70457634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M67jtFJRCm
>>70458288
>Roose will lead the northern army
Literally no northern houses liked the Boltons. Try again
>>70458373
What is this from? Why have i not seen this? I've seen every season of 24
>>70458375
I hate to give props to DnD but good for them.
>>70458360
How can a show be great when some plots are so terribly written?
>>70458374
>implying ill give a fuck by then. Ill be off this shitty site.
>mfw
>>70457791
jesus
loud as fuck
get the h*ck outta here with that weird stuff
>>70458392
>I've seen every season of 24
But not Live Another Day? You gotta be joking, it was fucking amazing.
>>70458374
>implying he didn't finish the series a long time ago and isn't just milking the cow these days
>>70458374
>implying you me or anyone else in these threads has or ever will even read the books
The wiki doesn't count
>>70458373
holy fuck that came out of nowhere
>>70458363
Which was to be expected with it being memorial day weekend. Hence why they decided to put the filler episode on that week
>>70458397
Only compared to books, but TV isn't literature. This is probably the first show of this scale with so many characters and complex world that needs to fit in on screen somehow. Its actually very well made considering. Sometimes (rarely) small plots dont make complete sense, but there are no plot holes, just occasional plot armors.
>>70458360
It's getting half a season to wrap things up.
>>70458363
Then what is this image about?
>>70458375
Really? D&D refused to give it a proper send off and now they're just wrapping it up quickly in half a season? When it's still so popular?
>>70458474
bad pousay
>>70458204
How did the greyjoy fleet bypass the westerlands and reach fleet without being seen?
>>70458484
You made it in excel i guess?
>>70458382
He was Robb's second and at the time of Whispering Woods was leading the bulk of the Northern army against Tywin. Robb literally only took the Calvary with him while Roose had the infantry, Who gives a shit if the Umbers have a grudge against Roose, Roose was Robb's second and was seen as that. Bryden would have taken command of the Stark Calvary in the Riverlands. He still would have broken the siege of the Riverrun but Ned still would have got killed. After that who knows. Roose was still sworn to the Starks he couldn't just cuck them. My guess is he would have attempted to make peace with the crown and become warden of the North until Bran was off age but knowing Roose he would have assassinated him and Rickon somehow. The real question is what would have happened with the Riverlands.
>>70458484
They can't film more than 10 episodes a year, so they're splitting the season in two, like BB did, each part with 7 episodes.
Is that so hard to understand?
>>70458400
You can never leave, anon.
>>70458512
How did euron get half his fleet stolen by the time they finished crowning him?
>>70458204
>everything in each episode is happening at the same time
We saw the Lannisters in both King's Landing and Winterfell. Why do we need to see them traveling?
>>70458532
No it's not mine it's from wikipedia.
>>70458548
Oh I thought the next half season would be the last 7 episodes they did. Pretty sure I'd seen that somewhere.
So two more seasons to go?
>>70458548
This was a rumor. Not confirmed yet. Doesn't even seem super wrapped up considering how many characters are left alive and how many will soon die. Next season basically focuses slowly on Dany's presence in Westeros, alliances and build up to great war while making some definite personal character plots and developments and last season pure grand finish. Doesn't take more than that.
>>70458572
King's Landing and Winterfell in the pilot*
>episode 9
>Euron proudly proclaims the 1000 ships are done building
xD
>>70458614
the 1000 ships will literally be next 20 good men
>>70458614
his fleet is shown passing essos tomorrow, so the ships were done a while ago
>>70458583
I thought D&D have confirmed that there will only be 13 episodes after season 6?
>>70458644
Yeah, they did. S7 is going to be 7 episodes, and S8 will have 6.
>>70458687
This is bad news. Terrible.
>>70458547
If Roose was at the head, it would be no different then how the North is now. Split down the middle, but even less so as Roose would have no hostages to maintain order.
North do not like the Boltons. They would not follow the Boltons. They even needed convincing to follow Robb.
They would have gone home had Robb died in the Whispering Woods.
>>70458707
Its good news that they are not milking the shit out of this
>>70458707
Not really. They'll have the budget of this season for less episodes.
>>70458687
For what purpose?
>>70458730
having 10 episodes per season seems right. at least season 7 should have them. if they're already making fan fiction, i want some good things out of it. more encounters between the characters. more conversations, locations and so on.
>>70458707
it's not because there's not enough story left, it's because of the budget
which is fucking wild, because this show should be able to spend as much money as it wants
>>70458755
IT'S LITERALLY ONE POST ABOVE YOU
YOU FUCKING INBRED
>>70457634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
What do you think?
>>70458718
The thing is the North respects the Starks and Robb was the one who made Roose his second. They would have squabbled but in the end they would have followed Robb's command.
>>70458780
I literally posted before that post appeared.
>>70458771
maybe HBO yet gives up under pressure and they allow them to spend lavishly. they want more GoT. gods be good, maybe they even fire them and employ someone else.
>>70458315
>Four sets of quotes on the right side
>Three on the left
>This is the last time they spoke as friends
>>70458771
>it's not because there's not enough story left,
Not for the show. They basically gutted the second and third act of what we are getting in the books. The finale battle with the others and Dany coming to westeros is all that's left after this season. 13 episodes is enough to cover that.
>>70457874
naow eh ehns
>>70458783
he's objectively right.
there is a world of difference between the characters of the book and series. the series is aimed at the lowest common denominator, and not to fantasy fans in general.
this is not the mainstreaming of fantasy, this is just action bad-assery with fantasy clothes.
>>70458784
Wasnt almost everyone against Robb making Roose his 2nd?
>>70458572
>>70458632
You don't need to see anyone traveling, but time needs to remain somewhat consistent. The show runners try but aren't actually able to keep track of how many days or months pass from episode to episode and so you end up with Arya spending a few days training whilst Littlefinger warps from the heart of the Eyrie all the way to just south of the wall.
>>70458859
>this is not the mainstreaming of fantasy
The fuck are you talking about?
Fantasy went mainstream years ago with the Lord of the Rings
>>70458129
when will they learn
>>70458822
Yeah, we'll have two whole seasons for Dany, Jon/Sansa, whatever is left of KL and focus will be on making alliances between Dany, Dorne, Ironborne and Jon, Tully, Vale and wildlings. I imagine this could be even settled this season. Then either all out war between dragon and wolf or Jon shows some reasonable side and rides to Daenerys to make alliance. Throw in Arya assassination or two, Bran's visions, Jon's legitimization and you have a good ending. No Aegon, no bullshit.
Are wildings the Irish?
>>70457769
YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID
OF THE RAD
>>70458101
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE REEEEEEEEE
>>70458922
>muh racial templates
>>70458783
He is right. I enjoy the show but the books are significantly better than the show and they really went off the path back in season 2.
>>70458963
>STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Normie theories:
>R + L = J
Mid tier theories:
>Daario = Euron
>Gravedigger/Cleganebowl
Utter shit tier theories:
>D+D=T
Patrician tier theories:
>Illyrio Mopatis = Meryn Trant
Would you hold her hair back while she's blowing 5 dothrakis savages?
>I am a cuck. I enjoy it when other men sleep with my sister
What the fuck did Jaime mean by this
>>70458279
Are you trying to pass off the bible as some literary masterpiece that all authors should aspire to?
A majority of the bible's prose is fucking awful, and the only people who defend it are fedora tippers who have only read Ecclesiastes because they saw that's where Hemingway got the title of The Sun Also Rises from.
And the line you posted was awfully written too. Piss off and don't reply to me again christfag.
>>70458859
>muh obscure fiction
fuck off fatty
>>70458964
Tis a mere coincidence the people from the warmer climates in the show happen to have darker skin than those from the North
so whats /tv/'s thoughts on the meryn trant = illyrio theory thats been floating around lately?
>>70458922
They're Scottish. Stormlands is Irish
>>70458993
>implying i care if he likes it or not
what's your favourite sansa
>>70459083
It could make some sense but I don't think GRRM is that clever
>>70459027
How about you go back to /v/ if you want to talk about those piece of shit video games
As if this general wasn't filled with enough children the last thing we need is people talking about video games
>>70458101
>most famous lines
>baiting this hard
>>70459109
here's your (you) bradamente
>>70459051
>A majority of the bible's prose is fucking awful, and the only people who defend it are fedora tippers
Literally retarded.
>>70459094
Fat dark Salsa
I have never seen this cover before.
>>70458278
>>70458310
>>70458338
These are from Ironclad you faggot. There is NO Lady Stoneheart in D&D's plan.
>>70459027
How do the women look nude in the game? Any full sex scenes?
>>70457841
IF I TAKE THAT HELMET OFF, WILL YOU DIE?
>>70458885
>you end up with Arya spending a few days training
Eh... Not really. If you think about it, Arya gets beat up pretty bad during training. So you have to figure that enough time passes to allow her wounds to heal. Plus, you don't become a proficient blind fighter over the course of days. Her jump in skill would suggest weeks, if not months of training.
Objective rankings
books: 3>1>2>4>power gap>5
tv show: 1>2>3>4>6>power gap>5
Though S6 might end up being better than S4.
So what's his endgame?
>>70459132
Those are the most famous lines. This is a fact and is not up for debate.
Feel free to prove me wrong. You can't though.
But I'm going to bed so I won't see any of your attempts to defend your pleb taste in these shit books
Cry some more about how you could write a better show than 2 professional writers like D&D though
>>70459213
S1 > S4 > S3 > S2 > S6 > S5
S2 is such overrated boring trash
>>70459221
Crashing this claim
>>70459221
CHAOSH
>>70459221
A ladder to somewhere.
>>70459174
I wish
>>70459221
Getting as many titles as possible.
>>70459221
Unlimited chaosh.
>>70458783
Good video.
>>70459242
Jesus Christ the graphics are such shit. Telltale's shitty graphics only work when it's comic based or in the case of Borderlands their art style just matches perfectly.
>>70459144
and never will see anything like it on the show
>>70459281
The oil painting look was alright
>>70459094
pic related
>>70458374
>TWoW will come out in December of this year
>>70459308
this
bent broken and bowed
>>70459319
>>70459174
who would you bang anon
>>70459319
>Grrm releases TWoW right after season 6 ends in July and surprises everyone
>He has a massive heart attack and dies in August
Who writes the seventh book?
>>70459334
Griff.
>>70459351
>>70459323
I only wish they'd keep the Reek's role of performing cunnilingus on Ramsay's bride. Then this scene would've been perfect.
>>70459334
Widows with a 3-6 month baby, virgins, noblewomen- any will do.
>>70459351
>Who writes the seventh book
No one. TWoW will be poluted with SJW political crap and no one will want to read a seventh book.
>>70459381
>>70459334
>>70459242
>>70459027
which one?
>>70459378
How did theon get so good at pleasuring women?
When I try they kinda just ask if Im done yet.
>>70459418
Talia
>>70459351
GRRM's closest associate, Sibel Kekilli.
>>70459351
GRRM is a massive faggot who insists that he won't allow anybody else to finish his precious story, even though he's already allowed D&D to do exactly that. So there just won't be a 7th book, the show ending will be canon.
>>70459421
By licking Robb's boy pucci his whole life.
>>70458378
fugg... post more
please
When will we see that seen with Shae and Vary's which was filmed earlier on in filming for season 6.
I hope we see more Tyrion tonight.
>>70459371
>>70459404
>>70459433
>>70459453
>implying autistic Preston won't write a fan fiction book 7 that we will end up accepting as canon
>>70459351
Preston
this game is fun
>>70459495
>When will we see that seen with Shae and Vary's which was filmed earlier on in filming for season 6.
I can only imagine that will play out in one of Bran's visions. I wonder what's so significant about it.
>>70459523
I saw this in a shop the other day, Didn't know how the fuck to play it or what to do. Didn't have anything to do with the TV series though.
>>70459523
>card game
w-what type of card game is it?
are braavosi white?
>>70459523
Show Daenerys could have been so much hotter
>>70459351D&D
>>70459534
Yeah me too, I think we will find out why she went with Tywin and I think it will be something to do with protecting Tyrion.
I know that sounds stupid but I believe Vary's put her up to it get Tyrion out of Westeros as he's protecting him.
>>70459523
I played this with a few friends yesterday senpai.
>>70459404
The book is already laced with SJW messages. What do you think Dany is? She's commentary on white privilege and entitlement.
People are misreading it as some feminism empowerment thing. But it's actually more to do with seeing the results of privilege.
>>70459566
Bravoosi is no an ethnic group
>>70459559
It kind of like Gwent mixed with MTG, with more depth and mechanics obviously
>>70459534
It might reveal that Shae had a reason testify against Tyrion and suck Tywin's longsword.
The reason might affect the overall story and could reveal that Shae actually did love Tyrion and got rekt from an unfortunate series of events.
>>70459609
hmm if only I have some people who would be willing to play with me
>be me
>have 4 gwent decks
>no one wants to play with me
JUST
>>70459593
Was it good? I was looking at it but I don't think I can play a board game for 5+ hours
>>70459594
All this "white privilege" nonsense didnt even exist in the 90s
So how likely is it for Stoneheart to appear?
1 to 10
>>70459640
>implying
>>70459221
Weakening the realm in preperation for Dany's invasion
>>70459640
Yes it did. It just wasn't as fashionable to discuss now.
>>70459653
Well, Brienne was made to leave Sansa, so it's possible, but now that she's delivered Sansa safely to Jon it begs the question of why Lady Stoneheart would want to hang her.
>>70459675
That's Varys & Illyrio
>>70457728
YES
>>70459640
it was called political correctness back then
>>70459653
-5, GRRM also removed from her from the books
>>70459637
It was extremely fun actually, and it's the kind of game that is only going to be more fun the more you play it. After you play it a few times I think with 6 players it would only take 4 hours or even less.
You kind of need 6 players though, we played with 5 and the board didn't feel tight enough.
i saw an episode once and it showed peopel DOING IT like what the heck right??? i thought it was supposed to be about thrones how can teh show that huH??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
This been discussed yet? Bretty good.
>>70459704
>implying Varys and Illyrio are pro-Dany and not pro-Aegon
How likely is the Hound for next episode?
>>70459772
oh shit is it really you? wouldn't you know?
>>70459594
I always thought it was about white people needing to learn how to control the brown masses of the world by channeling their inner beasts (represented by the dragons) in order to create a utopia, but somehow end up leaving that to women and fucking everything tremendously.
>>70459730
How? did she die?
>>70459767
See >>70457670
Literally comes up all the time
>>70459772
I don't know Ian why don't you tell us? Also on a scale of 1-10 how angry were you when you found out that you couldn't hang with Stephen and Charles?
>>70459744
I've been tempted to get Game of Thrones risk, that looks excellent as well.
>>70459767
>bookfags
Not even once
>>70459797
Am I correct but on the BBC did he basically spoil the Hound returning quite openly.
How mad would you be if the episode ended and the Hound didn't show up?
on TOP
>>70459769
>Nonetheless, we must have time. The princess is with child. The khal will not bestir himself until his son is born. You know how they are, these savages.
They're just pro-Targ in general.
>>70459846
I'm guessing the last 10 mins will be revealed, That what episodes big crescendo
>>70459351
Stephen King on drugs.
>>70459859
>on top
Nice, though I don't know if I could support her weight.
>>70459816
>>70459846
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru4u3sFkU1g
>>70459894
you couldn't even look her in the eyes IRL, neckbeard
how did they hide her weight? how did she gain so much?
(farts) confirmed for next episode
GET
HYPE
