Will Russia save the capeshit genre?
Forgot the link: https://youtu.be/VOj11gSvwq8
>>70456007
>+6
What is with russia and bears?
Russia is like that poor kid in school who didn't have enough money to get the cool toys but really wanted to play with everyone else so he got some offbrand megablox esqe knockoff and everyone let him play together with them because of his sincerity and because his father was a violent drunk.
russian kino is 85% staring wistfully out of a window and 15% prams rolling down the stairs.
it's not going to save anything.
>>70456219
They relate to them. They're big, strong, stubborn, hairy, dumb, unpredictable, and live in the cold, all of which are characteristics that Russians see in themselves.
>>70456219
National animal. Like Americans with Bald Eagles, Canadians with Beavers, Germans with Falcons and Australians with their were-rats.
>>70456231
>and because his father was a violent drunk.
my sides
>>70456219
At least werebears are cooler than werewolves
>>70456379
I always thought that Canadians worshipped the Moose?
Can any Canuckbros shed some light on this?
>>70456219
The bear was one of the most sacred and respected animals in the northern parts of Eurasia, even after christianity was brought there.
Capeshit is dead, bury it. Consider this mercy.
Why are they fighting Chinamen?
>>70456007
>that stock bear roar at the end
>>70456548
Probably working as a state assassin
>>70456548
Russia is super tsundere for China. They made communist thing work while simultaneously replacing them as America's rival.
>>70456668
>communist thing work
>communist
>work
work
eh?
No. Night Watch was an atrocious mess.
>>70456235
Kek
>the russian avengers will never be in the MCU
for shame
>>70456709
Meaning they maintain the facade of communism and one party control while dumping the aspects of communism that had devastated their country during the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution.
>tfw no MCU movie about the Soviet Super Soldiers
Russian """"""movies"""""""" suck ass. Their trailers are pure click/viewbait. They deliberately put the best scenes in there to make their pathetic releases seem watcheable
>>70456231
>Russia is a giant gas station pretending to be a state
>>70458221
>All """"""movies"""""""" suck ass. Their trailers are pure click/viewbait. They deliberately put the best scenes in there to make their pathetic releases seem watcheable
fix
>>70455970
>russians
>saving anything ever
Cancerous fenno/mongol scum.
>>70458561
hohol please.
>save the cape"""shit""" genre
From what? Good films? Go back to /v/ if you hate art so much.
>>70455970
>>70456007
>Soviet propaganda
Nope
>Mongolian flash killing chinamen
>>70455970
god no.
It might look good for a third world country, and it does. But its not on the level of Hollywood.
>>70456442
Moose, beavers, geese, loons, polar bears, and sasquatch
>>70455970
Are you trying to say they haven't already?
>>70455970
>that horrible cgi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrSZNIcc3I
>>70459862
About on par with Warcraft
>>70459861
>>70459862
>tfw from Russia and never heard of this
I mean, big applause, it looks as impressive as rus. kino could get, but come on - does the world need a cheap fant4stic knock-off?
>>70460194
>does the world need a cheap fant4stic knock-off?
Sony seems to think so.
>>70458561
our guy kinda was the first who extracted Penicillin G, so there's that.
>>70460194
>does the world need a cheap fant4stic knock-off?
The only similarity i see is that there are four of them.
>>70459861
>>70460192
fuck that shit was a mess.... the books are so ripe for a good screen adaptation too. i don't even
>>70460261
yes, everything else looks jolly-good on its own merit with this kinofilm. I agree. *insert one more pause here to emphasize sarcasm*
>>70460298
I didn't really say anything about the quality.
>>70460296
fuck you, Dozor dilogy was the last best thing to happen in fiction fantazy arena of russian cinematography.
And stop comparing everything to books, you fucking pervert
>>70460298
What's that from bro. Looks like Lord Necron, but i don't remember that scene from Space Adventure Cobra.
>>70460354
you didn't. Also, you are an astonishingly boring man
>>70460382
it's indeed from the space adventures of cobra (movie) - the Crystal Man
>>70455970
WTF where are the nigs. I hate russia now.
>>70459862
Looks pretty good
>>70460460
good one!
>>70460460
>I hate russia now.
That's the spirit boy, we'll show those borscht eating red meanies what for!
>>70460460
№3 is russian nigger.
>>70456306
>Bear
>Unpredictable
This is completely false, bears wont do shit unless you stand near them, and if you do get near them and they are alerted by you, just crouch down put hands over head, they will sniff you and shove you a bit, and just move on if you sit still.
Works literally 100% of the time.
>>70455970
>>70456007
>>70456231
>>70456219
>>70456235
>>70456379
this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lECxLMIuLk
>>70460547
Isn't that dependant on the type of bear?
>>70460068
what the fuck is this?
>>70455970
>>70456007
ahahahahahaha EDGEMASTER
>>70455970
what the fuck is up with that blade
>>70456007
KINO
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>>70461665
Blade is better round body
You see
You swing more accurate for fear of cutting off own head
>>70456007
>"nothin personnell kid"
>>70456442
Canada is the North American Beaver.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
Mexico is the Xoloitzcuintli.
russia is to USA like south korea is to japan
>>70461665
Stab people around corners
>>70461728
the what
>>70455970
>you will never be a roided up werebear
Y lyv?
>>70460296
They're two of my favorite movies.
>>70455970
>rip off of that nightcrawler rip off from First Class
do russians ever have original thoughts?
even the teleportation sfx are similar
>>70460775
Archived dog
>>70456442
the moose/elk is sweden's national animal
>>70456379
the bear is the national animal of Finland tho
>>70456007
>butterfly wings stop
>SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE...
>>70455970
KCEHNR looks kinda hot
>>70461799
>Nightcrawler from first class
what?
>>70459862
>>70461910
he means nightcrawlers dad, azazel
>>70456007
>Using 2 sickles as weapons despite them being extremely awkward
Its so soviet it hurts
>>70462127
>not a more practical sickle & hammer
>>70455970
Yeah if they make another Night Watch movie.
