One of these threads
>>70455336
i'd watch
>>70455336
You had me at Castlevania, Del Toro, and Big Guy.
10 years ago
Director:
David Leitch and Chad Stahelski
Source Material:
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Cast:
Karl Urban or Christian Bale as Snake
Dolph Lundgren as Colonel Volgin
Cate Blanchett as The Boss
Jamie Bell as Ocelot
Gillian Jacobs as EVA
Gary Oldman as Major Zero
I'd make it camp as fuck, use the theme song from the game, include the communicator scenes like in the game etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
>>70455564
>bella thorne as Asuka
my dick would beDIAMONDS!
>>70455592
this could really work
>>70455637
>replace amy adams as lois
>cast literal discount amy adams
>>70455536
and Amy Schumer as the whale
>>70455511
>>70455756
>>70455463
>>70455336
No
Fuck off back to >>>/v/
>>70455336
it's an old one, but anyway
also Doug Jones is GOAT
>>70455875
zombie island live action when?
>>70455875
My roommates mom is cousins with Doug Jones
>>70455511
Is there a single game with good story?
All I can think of is Donkey Kong Country.
>>70455336
>>70456018
Firewatch was a lot better than people gave it credit for
>>70455875
>Ruh Roh Muthafucka
>>70456657
casting choices are mostly alright but i'd definitely rather have Gael Garcia Bernal as Luis
>>70456657
>>70456686
also, why would you need someone as recognizable as Halle Berry to play a literal voice on a telephone that would likely be entirely cut from a film adaptation because all she does in the game is explain the controls and give you directions
>>70455336
I'd definitely watch it.
paradist lost directed by bela tarr
>>70456727
>that would likely be entirely cut from a film adaptation
exposition and audience surrogate dawg. Also a creepy moment when Leon thinks he's talking to her but the line gets hijacked.
>vidya as source material
>>70455521
>David Lynch
why?
>Haven't seen Doug Jones mentioned on /tv/ ever outside of Hellboy threads
>Suddenly 4 times today alone
Alright, what new meme video was he in today?
>>70456823
Ashley would be the audience surrogate, and having someone explain the plot over the phone would not work well at all in a film. cutting her would be the first and easiest decision i would make in adapting RE4.
>>70456506
that shit is literally the oscar-bait equivalent of vidya
>>70456460
10/10 would watch
>>70456854
Only he'd be able to give it a just portrayal.
>>70455794
Ridley Scott's career is a chain of hit and miss with more misses than hits, much like Morrowinds combat, so it might work.
>>70456877
>Ashley would be the audience surrogate
She's not in it for 50% of the time.
> and having someone explain the plot over the phone would not work well at all in a film.
Not the whole plot, but having someone on a mission and someone back home giving them intel isn't unusual in an action film.
>>70455984
>Danny McBribe
NO
>>70455463
I always pictured David as being played by Ruffalo for some reason. Just change up his hair a bit.
>>70456018
Meme Ops: The White Phosphorus
>>70456949
how so? it definitely capitalized on a lot of popular trends in today's gaming, but it also deliberately subverted expectations with the resolution of the plot and denouement.
>>70457055
i'm thinking about it cut down to a 120 - 140 minute film. there's no way to get all of the content from the game into that time period, and they'd likely accelerate to Ashley's initial rescue to give their chemistry time to build on screen.
>>70455336
I'd be all about this.
>>70455564
>asian actors
not even once
I just want a good adaptation of the Andromeda Strain, famalams.
>>70457135
That has a meta theme of player agency in video games, literally impossible to adapt to a movie without losing its point.
>>70455463
this is actually pretty spot on
