Get away from my niece, Steve...
>>70453927
Peggy > sharon
>>70453998
Peggy > Every other woman in the MCU
Implying she wasn't trying to set them up the whole time
>>70454092
this. it's the lipstick I think
>>70453927
>Get inside me Steve
>>70454150
It's the everything, kid.
>>70454150
No, it's the huge tits. Definitely the huge tits. Well, and the accent as well
>>70453927
>Rogers mind warped to think he's at a 40's ball with fighting and dying vets all around him
>Peggy tells him they can finally go home
>entire ballroom suddenly empty and the feels hit like a cannonball
>one movie later
>Rogers making out with her granddaughter
>>70453927
Can Steve use Tony's memory altering thing so he can create a memory where he got to fuck her?Can he use it to create a three way with her and Sharon?
>>70454199
yeah, shes thick perfection
>>70454210
>Well, and the accent as well
Nah, just the tits.
>>70453927
Easily the creepiest scene in the movie was Cap kissing her niece. They try to play it off with Bucky and Falcon, but it's creepy as fuck.
>fall in love with a woman
>time skip
>you still same age
>she's a grandma
>Niece about her age
>I'm sure she'd want me to bone her niece
I wish they'd had a love story between Cap and Window as that would have made the airport scene more interesting. Too bad they wasted that with her and Hulk.
>>70455374
There's nothing creepy about that, really.
>>70453927
STOP POINT THAT GUN AT MY DAD
>>70453927
God I love the way she looks in her Agent Carter getup
>its ok when marvel does it!
>>70455374
There's nothing creepy about that at all
>>70455882
kek
>>70455850
"So, how much of an inventor are you?" CIA asked Dry Bowser as they were fixing up a broken plane near the beach.
>>70455374
But they were not together. Now if she was his girlfriend than yeah.
>>70455893
>Essentially a guy who goes from fucking a mother to fucking a daughter
>not creepy
You've been watching too much anime, but in normal society that's creepy.
>>70455954
He never fucked her though
>>70456132
Hold up
>he never fucked peggy
>he never fucked sharon
>before he got the serum he was a being of pure spaghetti so he definitely didn't fuck anyone then
Is captain america a virgin?
>>70456273
Yes, he's been in 5 movies so far, how did you not catch that?
>>70456273
Yeah he is
>>70455866
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>70455954
He barely even kissed Peggy. He got frozen before their first day.
>>70456323
He's watching capeshit, not the brightest bulb.
>>70455866
holy fuck, is this pic real?
muh fucking dick.
those tits look absolutely perfect.
>>70456323
>>70456377
I guess I never really thought about it before
He's an 80 year old virgin
He has transcended beyond wizardhood
>>70456701
Plot twist:It is revealed that he is, in fact, Dr. Strange. His long-term virginity has given him superhuman powers, beyond the understanding of any other being in the universe. Cumberbatch's character was just an ordinary person conned into the role to throw others off the scent, just like Ben Kingsley's character as the "Mandarin"
They are amazing
>tfw no more Peggy
I really hope they do a retro movie or incorporate her in future flashbacks, maybe even cheese out totally and make her an LMD or some time travel bullshit.
>>70455866
I new i got one month of netflix for something.
>>70453927
You are a skeleton, you have no tits anymore.
>>70456701
the avengers came out in 2012 and Chris Evans was 30, so if their ages are equivalent then even without counting ice time Capt just became a wizard
>>70456930
Jarvis' wife is such a qt
>>70456868
>covering her tits
for what purpose
>>70454256
That was when he finally made peace with it.
>>70455374
People make connections all the time, Virgin. Only one relationship at best will be permanent.
>>70458286
Capt 2 showed he was still committed to her, even while she was on her deathbed
Capt 3 showed him grieving for like 10 seconds and then going in on her niece.
>>70455954
He barely kissed Peggy, their relationship never went past vague attraction to each other, until the end where it sorta became a little romantic.
>>70456273
No. He got road pussy like any soldier or actor. But never a real fiance.
>>70455374
>>70454256
They knew it was forced and only included it to make it look like Cap wasn't lusting after Bucky's ass. They had overlooked that that whole storyline was starting to look 5-alarm gay and needed a quick fix.
>Oh, look. Cap just kissed an attractive woman for a few seconds one time. I guess him caring about Bucky more than life itself is just bros being bros.
Kek. I'm surprised the SJWs aren't all over the Mouse and petitioning to make him bi.
>>70453927JUST...CANCEL...
>>70458337
>Capt 2 showed he was still committed to her
She was the only link to his past life, he was just fond of her. I think you have some deep seated issues you're trying to project here.
>>70458337
You misread. We all fall in love that doesn't come to complete fruition. She was happily married and lived an incredible life. She was almost more a wish to him that never came true, but also she was without a doubt his mentor in the cinematic universe. Almost exactly like Snake and The Boss if you're a gamer.
Don't forget First Avenger covered 3 years or more; it wasnt until his impending death that he told her how he really felt.
>>70458407
>Kek. I'm surprised the SJWs aren't all over the Mouse and petitioning to make him bi.
They probably will when they get over him not being gay. A couple of them threw audible hissyfits after watching the movie.
I'm just glad nobody's posted a pic of that blonde bitch
>>70459944
why? because they're posting a woman with huge tits instead of a big black bull like you would like?
>cancelled
and this is why >>70457961
fucking nigger shit
>>70455374
>>70454256
They weren't even a couple. They didn't even kiss.
>>70457961
delete this!
>>70458407
>Kek. I'm surprised the SJWs aren't all over the Mouse and petitioning to make him bi.
Don't worry, they are
http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Why-Giving-Captain-America-Boyfriend-Makes-Sense-134497.html
>>70455944
It's canon that they slept with each other.
I agree it would be vastly different if Steve just had a crush on her, but they were together in all but name, so to go from Peggy to her niece definitely IS weird.
>>70460938
those are some nice fucking tits
>>70458331
>>70455774
>>70455893
>>70455944
I don't mind cap boning bitches left and right(and frankly I'm surprised he's not getting laid more often with his looks), but if you don't find the idea of Cap kissing the niece of the woman he fell in love with before being frozen then you faggots are just as big a creeps as him. Kissing the relative of someone you loved is creepy as fuck, especially when said relative was close enough to her to walk down the same life path. I suppose you aspy fucks wouldn't understand what's socially acceptable though.
>>70461245
There's nothing creepy about it at all you dumb bitch. They are both adults, fuck off.
>>70460902
>Steve Rogers: Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere. If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die. Peggy, this is my choice. [as he's forcing the plane down towards the water] Peggy?
>Peggy Carter: I'm here.
>Steve Rogers: I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance.
>Peggy Carter: [with tears in her eyes] Alright. A week, next Saturday, at the Stork Club.
>Steve Rogers: You got it.
>Peggy Carter: Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late! Understood?
>Steve Rogers: You know, I still don't know how to dance.
>Peggy Carter: I'll show you how. Just be there.
>Steve Rogers: You'll have the band play somethin' slow. I'd hate to step on your... [the line goes static and Peggy begins to cry]
Yeah, I'd beg to differ.
>>70461346
>Aspy getting getting mad :^)
Keep telling yourself that senpai.
>>70461404
>Setup a date
>Couple
Found the neckbeard virgin
>>70461498
>Aspy missing more social queues
I feel sorry for you.
>>70454092
lol no
>>70461404
>>70461404
>offer to teach male friend to dance
>he's a national hero
>you love him like an older brother who's always looking out for you
>he goes on a suicide mission to save the country on the day you're meant to dance
>you're in mission control
>as he guides himself to his own inevitable death you share an emotional final conversation of which the dance is merely symbolic of your larger relationship
>he dies
>you cry
>autstic virgin on image board interprets this purely platonic relationship as nasty freaky sex 24/7
