>1986
>the viewers are suppose to believe a piece of technology like the ship they flew in exists
>that a woman was allowed that type of hairstyle in egypt
nice plotholes how can you marvelfags defend this?
>Fox
>Marvelfags
>>70452800
What a second...what just a god damn second.
Is she supposed to be from Egypt?!?!?
There aren't any Congoids in EGYPT!!!!!!
X Men is for idiotic children.
>>70452800
This was extremely dumb
Also is tumblr whining about her being stronger by changing her hair from black to white, aka white power
>>70452924
>now excuse me, i have a cunny thread to put up
>>70452904
I assumed buttfuck nowhere africa and ended up in egypt because reasons
>>70452838
I'm confused, the movie start with the marvel logo
>>70452800
>80s
Punk rok came about in the '70s. so it's kosher
>TFW no qt punk brown gf
>>70453160
IN EGYPT?
>>70452800
I kinda liked it
>>70453216
have you seen/read Persepolis
>>70453216
Fucking Sri Lanka has a scene, so yeah.
The world doesn't become some weird homogeneous whole once you leave the west
>>70452800
Comics had it.
Now go fuck off.
>the viewers are suppose to believe a piece of technology like the ship they flew in exists
They had bipedal robots that ran off of advanced A.I and portable machines that could scan people's DNA in the 70's. Is a secret stealth jet all the crazy?
>who in Egypt would allow this girl who can literally bring lightning down on us to style her hair this way?
I'm pretty sure nobody in Egypt had a choice in her hairstyle, ya dingus.
>>70453160
Who is this sayman daymon
Why is storm evil?
>>70453399
She was on her period during the events of the movie andonly helped the X-Men when her period had ended.
>>70453233
Stale meme. You aren't funny. Kill yourself.
>helps apocalypse for the entire movie
>last second of the movie changes her mind and tries to kill him
talk about shitty writing
>>70453508
What? That was Mystique.
>>70453508
holy wonder bra batman
her she's flat as fuck irl
Well the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird served from 1964
And that's when it went into service, it was being worked on before then. Beast is super clever as well. What's so hard to believe?
>>70453719
Yeah. No way she has anything other than an A cup
>>70453508
Her name is fucking PSYlocke and used zero telepathy and premonition as in what her fucking name says. Instead she's just a pink glowy sword and one piece bathing suit, needless to say it was very disappointing. She could've made herself into a muuuuch bigger asset and a lot more interesting to the plot.
>>70453360
>>70453387
In the comics she didn't take on the punk look until after she went through some shit in Japan and became mean to Kitty or something. I assumed in the movie she got it after becoming a horseman or joining the X-men although I guess I'm wrong, I haven't seen it.
>>70452904
Arabs have a long history of enslaving niggers. They did the right thing and chopped their dick and balls off first so they didn't fuck up society by breeding.
>>70455704
In the movie she had a mohawk from the get go, but her hair wasn't white until she got APOCALYPS'D
>>70453094
Because the characters are Marvel. It's not apart of the MCU.
>>70455821
Arabs aren't indigenous to Egypt.
ITT: stormblr shitposts aimlessly
>>70455965
Apocalypse was basically just a fab hairstylist, designer, and haberdasher in this flick.
I love how Olivia Munn obsessively annotated her nude photos
>They go see Return of the Jedi
>Girls actually giving a quater of a shit about Star wars in the 80's
Really nigga?
>>70456474
the original star wars movie made more money in the box office based on inflation then the new one
the main star war films were never a secret club, all the EU shit was
>>70452800
Do they explain why they made apocalypse cut angels hair with the same style?
![f9dcfb0464de46fef8d9cd498977648a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aqfk8W7.jpg "f9dcfb0464de46fef8d9cd498977648a[1].jpg")
>You're in my house now
>Gets curb stomped effortlessly
What did he mean by this?
>yes but everyone knows that a purple mutant child built the pyramids by levitating blocks of sandstone that bit is fine
Fuck off OP
wtf she wearing
>>70457080
>>Gets curb stomped effortlessly
dumb shit n.112, why the fuck was Jean waiting until that moment to do her trick ?
>>70453508
did you even watch the movie?
>>70457163
superslut suit
>>70457398
iirc the phoenix thing isnt actually her but is some other power
a bigger issue for me was that the military just shows up and abducts people (including a highly ranked CIA agent) and holds them without charge for no reason
and the only explanation is THEY'RE THE MILITARY AND THE MILITARY IS BAD, DUH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
no, that's not how it works. The military can't just kidnap people. If there had been a line about martial law being declared or something then fine, but why was that officer not arrested for grossly exceeding his authority?
Believability is important.
>>70457163
>my child when you join me you have to wear bondage gear, I have a dresscode
>also you need to strike a pose with your arms crossed and your legs apart at all times
>AT ALL TIMES
>my child
>>70452800
So is she just gonna be bald in the next movie? Why the fuck do they keep taking off more hair?
>>70457726
striker was off doing his own thing, in comic book land random arms of the military act unilaterally, they sort of set him up on his own in dofp, but its only really clear if you already know who he is and what he gets up to
>>70458128
but he had that line about how he had been promoted since dofp, clearly he's not just some rogue with a private army
either way during that whole segment I was thinking well this is fucking dumb
and the post credits scene seemed to imply that now we're moving away from the military and to the private sector as the generic bad guy organization with unrealistically unlimited authority for some reason because THEY'RE A CORPORATION AND CORPORATIONS ARE EVIL, DUH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
>>70458210
That was Mr. Sinister's corporation.
>>70452915
lel, it's 1986, not 2000 B.C. you retard
>>70457726
>The military can't just kidnap people.
Do you seriously believe this?
>>70453216
>>70452800
>DUDE EVERYWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA LMAO
It's not a normal haircut but no one would behead her for it.
>>70458364
If we're talking about them kidnapping US citizens on US soil, then no they don't. You need some explanation to explain why they're acting so unilaterally and outside of the law, literally all they needed was one line about a state of emergency being declared for it not to be so difficult to buy.
>>70458393
Are you kidding me?! :D
>nitpicking when >mutants literally defy all physics
its a flawed logic premise from the start, unless these people consume millions of calories or fucking absorb light more efficiently than solar panels.
just enjoy the capeshit
though i do agree, it took a dip from DoFP, but it was on par with FC and X2. however, some production elements were a bit questionable at times
>>70457726
Striker's unit isn't military, they said so in the previous movie, and he has a higher authority than the military.
>>70458510
so what is he then?
>>70458552
Not sure but obviously some kind of special op
>>70458610
the special forces are part of the military anon, they serve at the pleasure of the president and are bound by US laws
one of which is that you can't just kidnap people
>>70458670
I meant something more in the line of a CIA/Mossad type agency, but smaller and more secret.
What I don't get is why apocalypse picks fucking Angel and Psylocke as two of his horsemen.
They both suck and there are tons of stronger mutants out there. Not to mention Angel, whose power is having wings, died from falling.
>>70452800
She had really nice pits though.
>>70458800
actually apocalypse changed angel so now his superpower is bleeding to death from accidentally cutting himself while sleeping
>>70455974
It's all garbage regardless
>>70458428
>Blue Pill: The post
>>70458932
if you've got evidence of the US military kidnapping US citizens on US soil, or generally acting outside the law and not being prosecuted for it then feel free to post it, if you don't then please figuratively return to where you came from
>>70452800
>Cairo is a strict muslim city like Mecca
so youre an idiot. Especially in the 80s, Cairo had plenty of english living there. Was a paradise
>xmen are a metaphor for fear and repression of minorities
>there is one arab girl and everyone else is white (or blue but transform into white people)
>>70459082
theyre already a minority being a mutant you wanker
>>>/r/arsehurt
>>70452904
Storm's parentage is Kenyan & American, but she grew up on the streets of Cairo because she was there with her parents as a child and they were killed.
>>70459098
just thought it was kind of funny
