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Why is Chris Evans so awesome? I wish he would hang out with me.
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Why is Chris Evans so awesome?

I wish he would hang out with me.
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>>70451657
FLAME ON!
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>>70451676
>A complete saint.
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i would kill a man for chris evans
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>>70451657

>not wanting to get Cavilled
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Because he has such an addictive laugh

>yfw DC tries to make a cinematic universe

He'd probably do it too.
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>>70451657
He seems like the sort of guy whose basement I wouldn't want to see.

The laugh is a dead giveaway... He has claimed many souls.
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>>70452069
Hes a nice guy anon.
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>>70452069
>implying you wouldn't let Chris Evans claim your soul
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>>70451731
Evans for bff, Cavill for fuckbuddy cause he's British.

Uncut > cut
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he's not as awesome as Mr. Sam Claflin.

Sorry I don't have a pic, I'm on a shared computer and don't want the senpai knowing or thinking that I'm gay or someshit for saving pics of him
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>>70452069
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>>70451943

if someone keeps posting that, some crazy DCuck might actually stick a knife in Chris Evans for reals.

How would you feel if that happened, knowing you helped push the guy over the edge?
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Life would be worth living if I was friends with Evans
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>>70452493
>implying there are any real DC/Marvel fans point on /tv/
>implying it isn't all shitposting
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>>70452557
The regulars only exist in shitposting.
But sometimes foreigners come here and think we're actually being honest.

Those are the dangerous people.

/tv/ stopped being a real discussion somewhere around 2012.
I miss those days.
But, then again, I was a hothead then. And hotheads need to get out of here.
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>>70452670
We're all hotheads
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>>70453749
please post more rare evans
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I'm inspired

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-s65JpM_87g
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>>70456440

>later that night he banged her like a screen door in a windstorm
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>>70452542
I like to imagine he is doing a badass powerslide here, his wall shaking laughter drive-by slutshaming
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>>70452069
This guy dies of laughter even when the joke isn't that funny. It's kind of endearing.
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>>70456629

>slap knee
>close eyes
>throw head back
>open mouth as wide as possible
>laugh hysterically
>touch chest to convince your audience your sides are in agony.

This man is clearly a well practiced faker. The sequence is identical in dozens of videos and is in no way natural due to the several stages.
His overreaction is an indication that he is a manic depressive who is scared of showing his illness so overcompensates with this ridiculous laugh sequence.
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>>70455192
Okay.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1-HA9Cs5Gic

My personal favorite
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FZuVQuKuuDE
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>>70453749
I don't like Whedon particularly, but the pure vitriol coming off these bitches makes me feel sorry for him
>This is why you don't trust feminists
>He had it coming the absolute cuck
>What did he expect hanging out with Anita Sarkeesian?
I know, but it's like this: he spent all his free time working at an animal shelter for unloved bitches. They were crying out for help and he gladly stepped in, caring for them with tenderness and feeling almost as though he was one with them. Then one day he changes their dogfood. In unison they turn on him, as one, and savage him. It's all he can do to get out of the door, mauled and bloody, knowing that he can never return. For all his love, he is betrayed by those whom he thought closest to him. All the trust and respect he had placed in them was totally wasted, and now he realises that the friends he alienated by spending so much time at the shelter are gone forever. Isn't that at least a little pitiable?
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>>70456956
Cute Lizfu
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>>70456956
Ughh, like...
Could you NOT?
This is literal rape.
In 2016.
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>>70456956
Why are they so adorable together
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>>70457012
what a qt
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>>70456979
>touching her knee

I think he has a crush on her
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JAKEY JAKEY ABOUT TO MAKE A BIG MISTAKEY
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>>70457530
Then he's absolutely retarded for going with this hag.
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>>70457565
ew no
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ITT: tumblr
see, this is why people without a meaning in life make a tumblr so they can sperg out about their current meaning in life
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>>70456788
It sounds like a shitty art school film.
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>>70456788
Age of Ultron sucked.
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>>70451657
>stars in shitty generic superhero movies and romcoms
>awesome
his only good movies are snowpiercer and sunshine and neither one are good because of him
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His laughs seem rehearsed.
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>>70456788
Fuck off, Joss. leave Marvel to us
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>>70456748
Holy shit you're right.
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>>70456748
No, what he has is social anxiety and he has mentioned it a couple of times.
This is what makes him overreact, just like an autist will laugh too hard at some joke made by one of his friends.
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>>70458132
>just like an autist will laugh too hard at some joke made by one of his friends
>Tfw I do this all the time to try and seem normal
JDIMSA
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>>70451657
Today OP was a doublefaggot.
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