>four regular guys with fancy equipment
>a Slavic witch
>a guy who can shrink and control ANTS
How did they ever hope to win?
find out in a cinema near you
By being a good movie.
>>70448176
well they won
Because nobody was trying to kill anybody. If Tony wasn't trying to bring them in, his team would have straight up killed everyone on the other side without a problem.
Fact
>>70448176
>>regular
>>can bench a Helicopter
>>70448176
>Slut-shaming duo
>Falconbro
>The villain from the last movie
>QTest Marvel girl
>Celery man
Iron Man didn't stand a chance
>>70448176
>How did they ever hope to win?
but they did win, they completed their objective.
>>70448176
>>four regular guys with fancy equipment
3, plus Cap a super solider
>>70448176
They didn't hope to win though.
They hoped to escape.
They wanted a jet/helicopter so they could go to Siberia and take on the other Winter Soldiers - which they'd be more than equiped to handle.
>>70448824
>slut-shaming
Go back to tumblr faggot.
>We want the Tumblr audience
Marvelettes will defend this
>>70448896
If you thought I wrote that as a negative, you should just walk off a cliff, there's no hope for you
>>70448824
Celery man? I do not understand.
>>70448996
The fact that you used the term at all is pretty damnable.
>>70449023
If you eat Paul Rudd's asshole you burn more calories than you take in.
>ant-man's power is to control ants
Jesus fucking Christ that must be the worst """""power""""" I've ever heard of!
>>70448176
Scarlet Witch is the most powerful one there in terms of abilities.
>>70449105
Let me guess, Aquaman is a joke character too?
ANTS is badass.
>>70449037
How so? Don't tumblrinas hate the word slut? I thought that's what they got upset over it in the first place
>>70449023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
>>70448176
because the witch is OP you dumb fuck
What I wanna know is why the fuck did vision cut down the tower? Why did they ruin half the vehicles in the airport? Why why why?
>>70449224
because people with low attention spans get bored if there's even a slight lull in the "le epic action xD"
>>70448824
>you will never see a road trip movie with Steve, Sam and Bucky driving across the country
>>70449224
Because like Tony himself, Team Ironman runs on arrogance and emotion. They're retarded. That's why Black Panther and Slut defect to Cap's side.
>>70449224
>Trying to understand motives in shallow capeshit
Just turn your brain off bro. Did you not see those fight scenes? Hella. Fuckin. Epic.
>>70449264
Who the fuck is Sam? Pretty sure you will get that movie. No one gives a fuck about Falcon Nigger. No one gives a fuck about Winter Soldier either. I mean I know gays like to meme about him, but he's no Luke Skywalker. He's a sidekick. So you probably will get another Cap movie with Falcon and Soldier tossed in, if Thor Hulk does well (I see it flopping, really Hulk and Thor suck the worst)
>>70449162
This
>>70448176
Because of the intangibles that Captain America brings to the team. His ability to inspire and lead the people on his side is his real strength. I don't know if it was Hawkeye but he says that Cap makes you want to fight harder because you don't want to let Cap down. Even Thor has said that he would follow Captain America into the underworld because he admires and respects and trusts him so much.
>>70448176
Because Scarlet Witch is fucking OP. She was without a doubt the MVP in that fight, sidelining Vision, Black Widow, Iron Man and playing support.
With a healing factor she'd be unstoppable. As it is she's a glass cannon.
>>70449068
kek
>>70450050
comic writing is retarded
>>70448176
they don't it's complete bullshit
at least in the comics, not even necessarily in civil war but in comics in general writers usually insert some sort of explanation for what happens. either before so the reader knows what's going to happen, during as when vision fucked tony's armor therefore giving chap a fighting chance, or at the end of a story all while stringing a character and the reader along wondering how someone did it
the more capeshit comes out the less i'm surprised by the hypocrisy all around
that captain america and bucky beat tony the way they did is absolute and complete bullshit
let alone the ass pull that the story relies on of governments just NOW caring about what the avengers do
any fucking story that plays the scenario somewhat straight has these questions right at the beginning, just like the ultimates did
Does Wanda have all reality-bending powers of the mutant Scarlett Witch or can she only manipulate energy?
>>70448735
Zemo won
>>70450720
>>70450844
I don't really understand the power levels here, since I don't read comic shit, so correct me if I'm wrong
Top af Tier
>Thor
>Hulk
>Scarlet Witch
>Vision
>Spidey
High Tier
>Iron Man/Patriot
>Ant Man
>Panther
Swole Tier
>Cap
Normie tier
>Everyone else
Also, the movies don't have a choice but to be retarded CGI fests, that's the point
>>70451529
Spidey should drop a tier. Cap and Panther should be in the same one, but whether or not they're in High or Swole is debatable.
>>70448176
it was a fight to neutralize but if it were a fight to the death, team america would of lost easily
>>70451775
>would of
Leave /tv/ and don't come back until you're at least 18 years old.
>>70451775
>power of freedom
>losing
>>70451697
God Tier
>Thor
Top Tier
>Hulk
>Scarlet Witch
>Vision
High Tier
>Spidey
Bulletproof Tier
>Iron Man
>War Machine
>Panther
Mid Tier
>Cap
>Ant Man
Human Tier
>Everyone else
>>70452074
>Thor above Hulk
You miss the part where Hulk was literally shitting all over him in the first movie?
Why did Hawkeye even show up? Dude has the best aim with anything apparently so why can't he just use guns? He'd be infinitely deadlier than he is now.
>>70452074
No, wait a moment. It's pretty obvious that Thor, Hulk and Vision are in the same tier. Scarlet Witch could also be there, but she's a glass cannon. Spider-Man should be in the same tier as Iron Man and War Machine. Ant-Man is the most difficult to place, I think, but he should be well above Cap, who's about equal to Panther and Bucky.
>>70448752
I haven't seen the movie but how did Vision accidentally hit Warmachine with a damaging blast if he was aiming for the far less armored Falcon?
>>70452192
Cap called him to get Wanda out of house arrest.
He's pretty useful working in tandem with her, providing distractions, moral support and the experience she lacks.
Cap is the annoying moralfag that gets through with MUH GRIT and MUH FREEDOM and MUH INTEGRITY of course he's going to win when he's on the """""good"""" side
>>70450850
Avengers are friends and he's in jail and his family his fucking dead, he far from won.
>>70452192
Did you see the shit he did with Vision?
Or the retractable arrows? Or that boa staff? Hes superhuman with a bow. They dont need two widows
>>70448888
>(((Winter))) Soldiers
What did he mean by this?
>>70452839
Snow
>>70452201
He was just trying to hit Falcon's wings, he accidentally shot War Machine right in the dick/nutsack
>>70449264
>implying civil war wasn't a road trip
>down the drain
>>70448176
Because the slavic witch is the most powerful person in that airport.
>>70452839
>>70452839
Winter is when it starts getting cold and snows and everything.
>>70448176
The witch can make the most powerful member of Iron Man's team her bitch.
>>70452376
Kek good point
>>70452074
Is this power rankings? because ant-man is retardedly OP
>>70454874
Dude, Vision beat him by headbutting him.
>>70454893
He was just fucking around, it was the second time he even decided to grow
Paul Rudd is the most powerful Avneger.
>>70448176
The witch could boop you into submission.
>>70448176
Plot armor is the strongest power any super hero can have senpai.
God Tier
>Thor
>Hulk
>Scarlet Witch
>Vision
Top tier
>Iron Man
>War Machine
>Panther
Mid Tier
>Spidey
>Cap
>Ant Man
Human Tier
>Everyone else
>>70454016
Even so, If Vision hit him, Falcon would of fell to the ground and died.
And now thinking of it even more, War Machine could of just took out Falcon and Tony could of chased down the Quin Jet
>>70449224
Viz got emotional. See, there is a character here. DC fans wouldn't understand.
>>70449809
We disagree on everything.
Black Panther has Captain America shield claws right? Whose claws are sharper, his or Wolverine's? And can either of them cut through Luke Cage's skin?
>>70449809
>Marvel movie
>flopping
Just have scarlet witch take off her top.
>>70450322
You are very foolish. Strategy and morale or lack thereof is what wins and loses all war. From Vietnam to the victories of Hannibal.
>>70455825
Okay.
>>70451529
Under Stan Lee, every fight, from the earliest Avengers stories, always has some mitigating emotional or x-factor muddling the waters. Power levels are relative and have a human element in the original 60s stuff and the modern MCU.
Captain America isn't a regular guy by any means. The rest of the literal whos, I have no clue. I turned off antman after he beat up the negro avenger because it was just such a bad movie; Paul Rudd is typecasted as a cuck at this point.
>>70454669
Autism alert.
>>70455825
She took off her socks which is what matters.
>>70455896
"I don't mean to brag, but I have been doing this kind of stuff for centuries," Dry Bowser boasted as he pulled apart an engine, causing it to explode as he broke into several bone pieces. "...that said, I am a bit rusty."
5(?) Movies in and we still have no answer to this:What is Black Widow's superpower?
>>70456005
She gives relief to the rest of the team, even to Wanda and Vision.
>>70455840
delete this
>>70454016
I thought they would reveal that it was scarlet witch that that took over vision to shool war machine. But it didn't happen. I don't get how vision missed by himself
>>70456547
Scarlet Witch has probability altering powers.
It's a bit suspicious how she just stood there while he shoot at one of her team mates.
>>70448176
>a witch with literal god powers
It could have been scarlet vs all of them and she could have won by a landslide
>>70448824
>QTest Marvel girl
Good choice.
>>70448176
>How did they ever hope to win?
ANTS
>all these fags not realize how powerful ant-man is
If he wanted you dead he'd make you go subatomic, he's just too nice of a guy to make you disappear, reality is his bitch
>>70456621
She's autistic tho.
>>70456841
>She's drunk tho.
FTFY. Autistic bitches would be flinging their shit at each other like monkeys
>>70456841
What is this from?
>>70448176
>the most based negro actor since danny glover
>based celery man
>based slut man
>titty monster
>captain conservative
>/pol/ish WMD
i don't see the problem
>>70456944
I think a video from one of her friends in facebook before Elizabeth deleted her account.
>>70456841
did she just take a bite out of the menu
>>70448176
>A guy who can shrink small enough to enter your body and rip your intestines out from the inside
He can win alone.
>>70457173
That's a slice of pizza pham.
>be Iron Man
>have the ability to fly
>your opponent is a man in a suit with a shield
How can you POSSIBLY lose???
>>70457253
Watch the kino, they found a way
>>70457304
I don't want to
>>70455840
sauce
>>70457397
Oldboy.
>>70457373
Then why are you in this thread?
>>70455947
What did they grow up reading?
>>70457253
by being in a movie with the other guy's name as the title
>12 people beat each other in an abdoned airport field
>Civil WAR
>>70457476
>cucks are going back to the ''b-b-b-but muh parking lot''
Stay mad.
>>70457445
Rookie mistake 2bh
>>70456547
What makes you think synthetic things are perfect?
>>70457476
No death or rape? Pass.
>>70449105
He pretty much dominates the fight
>>70455840
>thanos fucking the shit out of scarlet slav
>>70449105
He does control ants, but he also fucking reality itself up the ass
>>70457715
Who wouldn't.
>>70454942
I never in my wildest imagination would have thought it would become true, but here we are
>>70455231
Switch antman and panther
>>70457869
We truly live on Bizarro-Earth
>>70454942
>>70457869
>>70457909
>defeated because Vision gave him a headbutt
>Scarlet Witch can beat Vision
Pls.
>>70457935
Ant-man is playing nice, if he used his discs on people instead of objects he could ravage them all.
>>70455423
Jesus man its a capeshit movie, it defies logic for the sake of flimsy plot and create epic fights scenese so you dont notice plot holes, whats wrong with you guys its action movie to rest your brain not use it? E N T E R T A I N ME N T! !
>>70455931
>A meme disorder alert
Thanks for the heads up.
>>70448176
1.) The battle was spontaneous
2.) They never tried to win.
>>70457819
Oh god.
>>70459260
John Travolta here. It's real.
>>70448176
Honestly, Scarlet Witch and Ant-Man could've solo'd Stark's team on their own. Especially Scarlet Witch. Bitch is too OP.
>>70448176
They didn't.
