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How do you like your capeshit?
>>70446538
You can see the horror in their eyes
Is this is the only photo of Chris Evans not laughing?
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They're homosexuals, aren't they?
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>70447233
Probably the only moment he would genuinely laugh. Had to hold back of course so he doesn't catch the ire of faggots.
The Marvel Studios fandom is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom such as the Marvel Cinematic Universe "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Racoon for president!"
>>70447233
He looks like he just hasn't had time to react.
>>70447233
He's giving it his all to not burst out in laughter
>>70446538
>white men
this is your future america
>>70447448
>I see it alot therefore it is common
This is how your shitty monkey brain is working. The internet is not compatible with your shitty monkey brain.
>>70447448
>men
Do you mean the cosplayers? They're clearly females, either that or they're just crazy short manlets.
>>70447349
It's not that they're an amusing novelty. It's that they're degenerate poopushers.
>>70446538
>Evans Poster will defend this
>>70446538
Evans and Stan are both 6' tall. They're either manlets or grils
>>70447642
>girls have beards
amerifats everyone
Why are these sjw cunts so hellbent on trying to get their fetish canonized?
>>70447717
We'd kinda need higher resolution to tell if that's a real beard or not.
The one on the left looks extremely feminine though.
>>70447736
It gets them off to see their way of life shoved down everyone's throats. After all isn't sadomasochistic domination about 90% of what being gay is all about?
>>70447717
are you retarded? There's loads of ways for grills to make fake beards using makeup
I'm pretty sure cap is a girl
>>70446538
Oh, look, faggots mocking normal people again.
I can't wait for the purge...
>>70447257(are)(autistic)
Out of curiosity, does anyone here who hates gays know any homosexuals personally? Or is this just you lashing at out other people as a way of coping with your exclusion from social circles?
>>70448749
Probably not
Same with blacks
Everyone on 4chan claims to hate them I doubt has ever interacted with one in real life
>>70446538
They're a famous male and female cosplay couple, you idiots.
>>70448749
not only i hate them but i also beat the shit out of fags when i see one
>>70448910
I want that cap to give me his super soldier serum, if you know what I mean
>>70448749
I've known a few gay people who were pretty nice, but it always comes across as superficial and, coupled with my own experience and my background in behavior research, I'd say I have some good reasons to believe that they are mostly degenerates.
>>70448938
I'm sure you do.
>>70448938
you probably don't interact with enough people in your life to know how to beat people up. lurk more.
If half these whiny bitches bought Young Avengers comics with Wiccan and Hulkling, maybe we would have an actual Avengers gay couple on screen soon enough. You could jump ahead in time with Wanda having kids, one of whom is gay and gets a boyfriend.
>>70448749
I don't mind gay people. I hate entitled gay people who tell you to accept them based on the fact that they're gay
>>70447448
holy shit the cap one is clearly a female just look at the mouth you faggot
>>70448749
this explains it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
>>70448857
I actually don't have a problem with black people but i'm getting sick of this meme that "LOL white guys r so lame" being perpetrated by fucshia haired tumblr fucks.
>>70448749
I don't mind the gays who keep to themselves.
Hell when I was younger, I used to get hit on by gays all of the time because I was quite handsome.
What I hate are faggots. Their annoying stupid counter parts who have to let everyone know they are gay and you're disgusting oppressor of gay rights because you don't want to receive The Gift from them who also hate bis and trannies because they're "faux gays" apparently.
>>70448910
There are a good number of girls who crossplay or do female versions of guys. Even moreso with girls wanting to create their favorite slash pairing with their boyfriend or female friend also into slash.
I think I have seen more female cosplayers as Castiel from Supernatural than male cosplayers. I could maybe pull it off myself, but I rather fear for my safety at cons. Cosplay is not consent indeed.
If these people want gay Avengers, petition for Marvel to set up Young Avengers.
Do you think Stan and Evans ever kissed? I think they did, probably joking around while drunk and liked it far more than they should have.
>>70446538
Kept on Reddit desu senpai
>>70448910
>captain is the girl
seems appropriate
>>70448910
>famous
>>70449310
>>70449074
shut up fag
>>70447349
Fucking nailed it. But I am drunk, so take that into account.
>>70448910
>famous
>99.999999999% of the population have no idea who they are
>>70449082
Because Jews want to turn white people gay so shitskins can impregnate our women
WE MUST STOP THIS NOW
>>70446538
>Oh boy..no laughs now, oh no sir..massa Iger gon be angry.. just smile
as a method actor, is evans already sucking dick 7x24 in anticipation for the inevitable gay captain america sequel?
>>70447349
>>70448749
Don't hate gays. I hate faggots.
It's a bit like I don't hate blacks, but I hate niggers.
>>70449741
nice 2005 attempt at not being racist and homophobic.
>>70448910
>being a white male that's shorter than an Asian woman
JUST
jajaja
>>70449773
M8, everyone's a little bit racist.
>>70449773
Implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcja4WFFzDw
>>70449265
No shit Supernatural is a drama for teenage girls.
>>70449773
How so? That seems a reasonable position to hold. He isn't hating someone for being black or gay, he's hating the ones who act like nigs and glorious winged fags. Y'know, judging people more on their actions and character than by their looks or sexual preference like we all should.
>>70449927
nah you can judge people on their actions without being racist and homophobic. you're just a dick.
>>70450004
no you literally can't since homosexuality is an action, you panderer
>>70450004
>muh raycis
>muh humofubic
grow skin faggot.
>>70446538
> creating the 114th capeshit thread today
Kill yourself
>>70449445
> b-but da Jewz did it!
Back to your /pol/ containment board, faggot.
>>70448857
I know gays, theyre cool, im just shitposting
I also know blacks, i don't shitpost about that
>>70450056
literally what?
just admit you're a hateful person man. why do you care if i'm not?
>>70450004
You could also try being realistic. You won't, but you could.
>>70450004
>current year
>not being racist and homophobic
>>70448910
>famous cosplay couple.
>famous cosplay
>famous
I only know ones from Heroes of Cosplay at they were all bitches.
>>70446538
i thought marvel backpedaled on its plan to make captain a gay and a faggot?
>>70446538
The Cap is a grill.
>>70451437
does it mean in the new mcu movies captain will be the passive one?
>>70447429
>>70446538
Cock gargling faggots being so shocking!
>>70447290
Evans is pro-gay and liberal as fuck, his own brother is gay.
Poor Chris Evans. Prolly just wants to do cocaine off cap and buckys boners
>>70449773
DUDE 2016 LMAO
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>>70450056
>>70450004
blown the fuck out.
>>70447349
>tfw I was on tumblr for a couple of years (it was a rough time)
>tfw this is actually 100% accurate
It's probably pasta, but damn if it isn't exhaustively researched pasta.
>captcha: select all the pasta
Kek
>>70447349
The most accurate pasta ever written.
Fags are fuckin gross - C. Evans
>>70446538
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>70449373
I'm not your mate, fag.
>>70452523
>>70452576
It's just overly verbose way of saying that most "fans" of this shit are the "lol so nerdy XDXDXDXd!!!!!1!".
The rest is all stuff that is common for thst crowd, a crowd made up of ussually, young, white, educated leftists, typically ones who got a degree in a meme major, like any liberal arts, this specific batch tends to be women, who bitch about privilege yet are often the most privileged of all, coming from mostly rich or upper middle class families.
It's accurate sure, but not in any way deep or "exhaustively researched" all you have to do is look at the people who ruined /co/, look at the fans of shows like big bang theory, and do a quick browse over sites like tumblr, and plebbit to a lesser degree.
Sure he's right, but he's in no way saying something that isn't plainly obvious
>>70451437
What if Captain America was a a grill?
i can't stand capeshit anymore
how do people even keep watching that
>>70448749
Im not homophobic but my brother is gay and he has to be the most premadonic, selfish, self centered piece of shit I know. Im not sure if all gays are like this but this is my experience with them.
>>70452903
Yeah, I agree, it is pretty obvious. But that's the thing, I bet it would rustle a lot of jimmies on /co/ and have them all in denial.
>>70452903
obviously it's not that obvious if it's getting preached like the fucking second coming of christ.
>>70452837
Holy Shit, is this real?
>>70447233
Wtf anon? You don't laugh at slow people.
>>70453009
Damn, I really want to find a thread where it makes sense to post this on /co/ now.
>>70448749
Gays don't bother me. Most are just normal people with a small mental illness. I do dislike blacks though.
>>70448749
I just think they're gross and wont hide it if anyone asks. Still treat them decently like anyone else.
>>70448910
Is that Chun li from the Van Damme superior Street Fighter?
>>70453283
Yeah.
>>70447535
>>70449129
>>70447448
They're CLEARLY underage boys. Welcome to Pedowood
JUST
>>70453058
That's clearly Jay from RLM.
>>70453371
kekd at filename
>>70453058
not sure, but i think that's from the icloud hack. mods are required to delete those pics.
>>70451503
/co/ made it better.
>>70449927
It's really not a strong position
You see this sort of thing from religious people all the time, and I myself had the same thought about niggers when I was about fourteen
Someone will say
>no I don't have a problem with gay people
>they just shouldn't get married/be all faggoty
With one breath you accept someone and then with the next your reject them, completely contradicting yourself
There's nothing wrong with hating faggots or niggers or whatever, just be honest about it
>>70447448
>white men
>America's future
Also remind you that this only has happened after decades of indoctrination and unprecedented economic/social prosperity
>>70453589
>better
>>70453589
>>70453371
>>70452719
>>70451503
fuck me i'm dying
>>70452719
All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
Why does /tv/ pretend Chris Evans is some republican redpilled /pol/ fag? The dude pussied out and apologized profusely for laughing about the "slut" joke and is openly liberal, especially towards gay rights.
Renner is the true problematic fave.
>>70449074
>>70449310
I haven't kept up with comics, what are Wiccan and Hulkling up to lately?
I have a bad feeling the MCU would make horrible casting choices if they ever showed up.
>>70456675
renner is ugly.
>>70456675
Renner is literally a homosexual
>"people" actually pay 100 of $ for a picture with a "star"
>"star" actually gets paid to spend less than 5 mins with these "people"
>oh my god, they were soooo nice
i thought only shitty tv actors have to do this shit for money
>>70456675
Stop talking about politics pleb.
>>70456871
probably its in their contract they have to attend these events
>>70447736
They're not sjw, they're fangirls who find male on male hot and are covering it up pretending they care about gay people.
>>70447349
>men like lesbians
>But girls loving gays? That's a conspiracy
I'm really glad I'm not you
>>70448749
I actually have
All were pretty polite on the surface but inside they're degenerate gossiping freaks who will vote for Hitlery
>>70456828
>>70456801
Fuck off
>>70456675
Evans is who we want him to be, dont ever question the meme magic ever again
>>70456675
Well,as long as you laugh at it with everyone else,it is a joke
That's how marvel does it,it laughs at their own stupid scenarios,plots & dumb characters.
>>70456828
So is Chris and his brother.
At least Renner sticks to his guns in being problematic.
>>70457481
Chris wants to be a director. Renner is just another shitty meme actor.
Sometimes you gotta play the game.
>>70457504
>Chris wants to be a director.
yeah, he did such a good job in his last movie... what's next for his career? oh nothing
>>70457504
Hey man, I love Evans, but I love him for who he is, not as a shitty meme that isn't true to his real personality.
This is how I like my capeshit.
>>70457504
The casting couch ?
>>70457589
>>70457615
>>70458677
Where is thine diety at this moment?
>>70446538
I don't
>>70458744
>objectifying women & slut shaming them
inb4 >>70454925
>>70456871
Holy autograph session, Batman!
It's not as if hundreds of actors don't do this all the time at cons.
>>70458789
>pointing out reality is bad because ????
>character isn't even real
Stop your jesting lest I believe your opinion is real.
>>70458843
>stop
>>70447349
You know that slash fangirl nerds have been part of various fandoms for decades, probably before you were even born, right?
>>70458890
If you are serious I don't know what to tell you apart from grow some skin you sissy faggot.
A joke about a Widow dating/being romantically involved with 3 dudes on the same team was appropriate and funny.
Also, it's not gonna have an effect on his acting or directing career. :^)Eat shit.
>>70458919
I dunno which artist it was, but back in the late 90s I saw a woman in her 40s or 50s at a sci-fi con selling slash zines of Star Trek at a booth. And it looked like she had been doing it for some time. I overheard someone explaining it to someone, about how they had vintage ones about various shows from the 70s too. It wasn't just teen anime fangirls like my friend's younger sister who were into this slash stuff.
>>70458948
>joke
>fiction
>pointless
inb4 >>>70458214
>shit
>>70459026
You've become incoherent, roastie.
>>70459063
>just like women
#coolstorybro
>>70458789
Nobody likes sluts, nobody likes players.
Get laid and grow up.
>>70459181
>nobody likes sluts
>nobody likes players
>>70459117
>>70459621
The incoherent rambling continues. Lay off the drink.
>>70452855
Can you guys vulcanise my tyres yet?
>>70446538
GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT BUCKY AND STEVE
>>70457230
this is divine truth
>>70446538
disgusting
if i was one of the actors and they asked me to do this I would tell them to fuck off.
>>70462009
The media would destroy your career.
>>70448749
Regular gay people are okay.. Gay people on the internet who base their entire cyber-life on being gay are not okay, they're fucking annoying faggots.
I know one gay dude for sure, because he sucked my dick once. I might know more gay people, but i cant confirm until they also suck my dick. Thats how i know if someone is gay for sure.
>>70462469
>I might know more gay people, but i cant confirm until they also suck my dick. Thats how i know if someone is gay for sure.
What if they have sucked someone elses dick and can confirm that they have sucked the said dick?
>>70446538
Up the bum with some warm coffee.
this is what Evans finds attractive
>>70462678
what sort of dirt must they have on him to force him to breed with a Jewess?
>>70462730
She might look dowdy but she's probably as filthy as fuck when it comes to sex.
>>70446538
erased from existance
>>70462766
have you heard her speak?
she has the most annoying voice I've ever heard, listening to her during sex would be torture.
>>70462678
>>70462766
the jewish princesses are cold fish in bed
>>70456675
>>70457230
I like following trends too, anon. They make me feel like I'm a part of something. Like I have friends. They help me forget about the loneliness. One of my favourite things to do when someone insults me or says that they don't care about superhero movies is to hit caps lock and type 'DCSHILL' or 'YOU'RE MAD'. For that one, brief moment, I forget I'm me. I forget that I don't have any friends. That I don't have a girlfriend. That no one would really care if I died. That I'm wasting my youth hanging onto the coattails of a company that I have nothing to do with. I can pretend I've accomplished something, and cling to the success of an industry that would not be affected one iota if I set myself on fire and jumped off of a bridge. That's the power of Marvel. That's the magic of Disney. I'm cold.
