What happened to your shoes?
>>70446338
Why does he immediately assume someone shit in them lmao? Do Americans really do this?
DEY TOOK HER
>>70446338
Who /fatpussy/ here?
>>70446338
JESUS CHRIST, YOU BAD PUSSY
>>70446338
best thing about that season
>his name is Chad
>>70446497
ASS
PEN
>>70446384
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Well I'm sorry to hear that
Who /gaycop/ here?
>>70446361
Nah he was just making up an extreme because fat pussy wouldn't say anything.
http://youtu.be/gf1ot4mFEv4
>>70446338
>you say you want the good girl, but you need the fat pussy
>>70446715
>The One with the Fat Pussy
>>70446338
Chad didn't derserved Ray
I miss Ray
I have a question about the first episode of True Detective. Specifically the line of dialogue:
"You ever bully or hurt anybody again, I’ll come back and butt fuck your father with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn."
Does he mean
>"I will buttfuck your father while your mothers headless corpse is lying on the front lawn"
Or
>"I will use your mothers headless corpse to buttfuck your father, all of this happening on the front lawn"
>>70449233
>"I will use your mothers headless corpse to buttfuck your father, all of this happening on the front lawn"
>>70446338
Cucked into the service of a criminal getting revenge for the rapebaby you love and then finding out your revenge wasn't even on the rapist.
Jesus, Velcoro. You're a mess. File NOT uploaded.
>>70449282
Caspere knew this.
>>70449372
why did I laugh out loud at this?
Someone post the fake Frank quotes.
>>70449476
Please do those were great
It's a dog eat dog world, Ray.
And i'm the fucking chinaman
>>70446361
No, it's supposed to be a weirdly dark thing to think, illustrating his disturbed state of mind.
>>70446430
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and guess what Ray? I'm Johnny Appleseed.
You know what they say, Ray, that it takes two tango. Well I hate fucking dancing and the band has already gone home.
>>70449592
Never lost my keys
Never even had a fucking keychain
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Ray, you either sink or swim. But, sometimes its best to just get back on the boat.
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The difference between me and God is that I expect more than 10% on Sunday.
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There's two things in the world I hate; people who fuck with kids, and kids who fuck with people.
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Women always treat me like shit, and I never wipe
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I was in line at Taco Bell yesterday. I pull up to the box, order my food, and then drive to the window. My order came to $10.37. I handed the cashier a $20 bill. I grabbed the bag, and started to
drive away when the cashier looked at me and yelled, "Sir you forgot your change." I yelled back, "I didn't forget my change. Change forgot me."
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One time, I was fuckin this girl. She told me to pull out. I came inside her. She flipped out..she said "I told you to pull out out!" I said "Yeah...but you didn't
say I couldn't cum first."
Think about that.
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Sometimes life fucks you in the ass, and sometimes the ass fucks you. Well, I'm the ballsack, and I'm not fuckin' liking it.
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When death knocks sometimes the only option you have is to answer. Well guess what Ray? I'm the fucking doorbell.
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The only cartoon I ever watched was Scooby Doo. But I didn't like Shaggy. I didn't like the dog. I was only ever interested in the man behind the mask.
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When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, and Ray, I'm the fucking juicer.
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Life's a box of chocolate, Ray. All that matters is that you're not the dog. Me? I'm Willy Fucking Wonka
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Ray, coming back to this job is like finding a clip of your favorite porn star when you were a kid. Her tits are saggy, her ass is gone, and her face looks like Admiral Ackbar,
but you're still gonna jerk off.
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>>70450571
My old man used to tell me "Son, when we die we haunt those we leave behind. Your actions in life determine whether your ghost will be friendly or impetuous." If you keep hitting the bottle like that, Ray... it will hit
you back in the next life. Casper the friendly ghost knew that.
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I was never too good at math. Shit, I was terrible in school. I failed calculus three times. But when you've got four dead bodies on your hands, three hours until sunset, and two dirty cops digging through your trash
can --- well then the numbers start adding up real fast. I'm talking Road Runner fast. And if you can't put one and two together, and if the guilt you got weighing on your back isn't equal to the unit pressure of four
dead men when you divide that heaviness by the surface area of LA -- that's when you know the test's fixed and there ain't no right answer. Just a bunch of fucking equations that all equal a big ugly zero. Like life.
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Can't wash your clothes without getting them wet. Casper knew that better than any of us and he still got hung out to dry. Well I ain't about to end up in a fuckin' dry cleaners.
does vince ever actually say "caspere knew this"?
>It's like blue balls of the heart, Ray
>>70446361
Did your friends never give you the ol' stankfoot growing up? You missed out on childhood bro
>>70449592
You know, Ray, they say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Me? I'm a fuckin' HP Elite InkJet 999XXL™
>>70450571
>>70450603
i laffed audibly
>I ever tell you about my childhood, Ray? It wasn't no Norman Rockwell painting, that's for damn sure. I saw things that would make you "Scream" like Edvard Munch. Everything had a strange, surreal quality to it, straight out of a Dali. Nowadays I feel like a meltiong clock... and time's just run out. Caspere knew this
>>70446625
>>70446576
>Who /gaycop/ here?
if gay cop didnt appear at all would the overall story have changed at all
I really liked Season 2. I found myself much more captivated towards than the end than I was with the first season. A sense of imminent and unavoidable calamity permeated the entire season. I really liked that. It was a strong counter to the more hopeful resolution to Rust and Marty's story.
I'm still hoping we get a season 3.
>>70452138
He did a lot of the actual police work with interviews and following up leads and checking facts while Ray & Ani were driving around doing other stuff.
i kinda miss the live threads and the all the stupid speculation
THEY SHIT IN EM?!
Was TD S2 the most fertile meme season in history?
>>70449427
Because you're reddit. Why is it necessary for you to tell us you laughed?
