Good luck, everyone
>>70440234
>endings Americans will never understand
>>70440234
I'm scared, sir.
>>70442514
I understand it just fine you lobsterback. But did this really happen in the final episode? If so fuck I'm sad.
>>70440234
My heart...
>>70440234
Oh shit, this is the like the ending to Chinese Connection with Bruce Lee.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iNn6wu7.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Trenches was for remdatrds isn't it
>not just draft dodging
they didn't even execute that many people for it, so some dumb suffragette bitch calls you a coward who gives a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3-Gt7mgyM
Well fuck me.
>>70444393
that laugh is really grotesque here
>>70444393
>amerikeks will never have the balls to do something as somber as this.
>>70444823
I was actually the American who posted that. You faggots had my respect at first but when you start damage controlling like this, it makes us lose that respect.
PS. Pershing didn't bother doing stupid shit like this which is what broke the stalemate.
>>70443885
>I understand it just fine you lobsterback
No, you don't.
>>70444933
>sheldon goes over the top
>BAZINGA
>audience starts guffawing
>they all clap and congratulate him for a GOOD JERB
>Sheldon tips the audience for being such good sports, they tip him for his performance, both of them tip the germans
>filming ends with a word from the sponsers: Mcdonalds and jesus
>Whatever it was, I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad
>I mean who would have noticed another madman around here?
>tfw laughed
>tfw notice no laugh track
>tfw top feel
>>70444960
You guys are such bitter faggots. I actually don't feel bad anymore.
I came here to talk about black adder and instead came in here to autismal brits ruining their own show for me
>>70445215
i came here to piss off thin-skinned americunts.
mission accomplished.
once again a serious case of ameripoors being completely incapable of handling the banter.
>>70444933
americucks actually believe this
>>70445289
>I want to show how not whiny and angry I am by being whiny and angry.
This is why you'll never be masters as the trolling game like the Aussies are.
>>70444933
>PS
>>70445302
>We defeated Germany by sending wave of human meat puppets into their machine guns and drowned them in our blood.
This is what New Pakistan believes.
This thread should be deleted honestly
>>70445333
auschink's can't banter for shit m8. if you ever visited /int/ you'd know that.
clearly i'm doing a good job though, since your anus is like 9/11 at this point.
>>70445215
I'm from NJ and the Brits we bump into there are everyone likes. We even had a soccer hooligan drink at our bar and he was the funniest motherfucker I saw there.
I guess when they're in Britain is when they become totally insufferable. It's a theory.
>>70445378
most americans should be deleted honestly.
>>70445362
>hold the line for four years of blood and horror
>germans at the verge of breakthrough every month
>trying to learn how to fight a new kind of war
>learn from every failure
>hands literally dripping with blood but you have to go on so it means something
>1918
>hundreds of thousands of fresh germans attack
>back to the wall
>stop them cold with sheer grit
>invent combined arms warfare
>destroy german army in three months
>win war
>hero of the nation
>best-attended per capita state funeral ever
>yfw americucks arrive "hurr muh pershing, muh human wave"
>ywn be based haig
>>70445410
Trust me, the Aussies have it into an art form and they're pretty potent at it. You muslim jizz drinkers on the other hand are just too "crying" for lack of a better term. Anything sets you off and you're only defense is by saying the other guy is feeling what you are at the moment.
>>70445289
This is less bantz and more autism, my friend
>>70444393
>wouldnt want to face a machine gun without this!
Sadness feels odd when youre laughing at the same time.
I wonder what British soldiers in WW1+2 would say if you showed them the state of their kingdom today
>>70445467
I'm setting you off this easily and I'm not even Australian. I'm not even really trying to insult but you guys are too fragile for even Americans to have trolling fun with.
Anyway, Britains male population went into the shitter because they had horrible leaders and even worse tactics. Even an American soldier from the time of the rifle musket could devise a better plan of countering Germany.
>>70445539
>yfw the literal high point of your war was getting rekt by kebab
>>70445051
implying average british television isnt even worse
we had mad men for gods sake just give up.
>>70445519
i wonder what american soldiers of ww2 would think of their nation surrending to a kenyan for 8 years.
>>70445475
>>70445483
diagnosis: butt devastated.
We did it lads. We survived the war.
Imagine how they would say it:
The Great War - 1914-1917
>watch an american show
>audio is in spanish
>>70445592
>there will never be a mad men prequel with don or roger at war
>suicide
blackadder had some serious moments throughout the series but i wasnt expecting this
>>70440234
>britcucks
>>70445710
more like britblobs lmao
>>70445425
or maybe an internet board for anime-watching manchildren is not representative of the whole population
>american soldiers died in their thousands for this
Z O Z Z L E
>>70445579
wtf are you talking about? Can you stop projecting?
>>70445755
LMFAO
>britblubbers
>>70445362
I thought the theory that the high command were incompetent buffoons was disagreed by most historians?
>>70445595
>Not shutting up and getting your work done
This is why our nation owns your Island.
>>70445842
always follow the money senpai, more capital flows through the financial centre of the world that is London than any other city. Our little island owns everything
>>70445289
Only autists use the word bantz, this is coming from a brit
>>70445755
DELETE THIS YANK
DELETE IT RIGHT NOW
>>70445873
if you actually believe this mate I have a factory in grimsby for you to purchase
>>70445876
20 quid says you're a paki lol
>>70445873
>Our little island owns everything
>Get's ravaged by Germany twice
>>70445913
It's literally the capital of the world, even New York ranks lower
>>70445950
>we own your island
>gets ravaged by Vietnamese rice farmers
>>70445980
you obviously have no idea how global banking works so it's not worth wasting time on you lid, have fun at jobcentre
>>70445051
Remember the 6 bazinga
>>70445837
I can't really say that. Understand that the United States used trench warfare, blitzkrieg, and Rommelish Tactics long before WWI. We just didn't have the tech back then. But even with the tech, the British were still bumbling around on completely unsuccessful tactics. It just didn't work. While it can be argued however that Germany did perfect defensive.
>>70445927
>t. pajeet
>lightly banter the amerijuans
>they get ultra defensive
>every single time
try not to shoot up a school on monday
>>70445980
How so? We killed more Vietnamese than our sharpshooters did British Regulars during our revolution.
>>70440234
>>70446043
>we killed more
>that's why the north took over the entire country
>>70446036
you know what's always a laugh, bring up how China is on track to overtaking their GDP in about eight years
>>70440234
the best comedy is that which makes us cry and laugh at the same time. Love this ending, especially when it fades in the field of poppies to remind us of what really did happen. Perfect end to a series.
>>70446102
>mfw I pass by a historical site that is a mass grave of British soldiers that died during a battle where the American Colonials won.
Like it was said before in this thread. You'll never be as good as the Aussies.
>>70445475
>Trust me, the Aussies have it into an art form and they're pretty potent at it
General shitposting and acting like a spastic isn't banter.
>>70446145
>Wanting to be China's whore
British logic
poms are fucking embarassing
literally up near 0200 on a saturday night fighting seppos
positively embarassing
>it ain't me starts playing
>>70446175
Whatever you call it you can't do it correctly friend. Let us Sherman Tanks be the first to tell you.
>>70446145
Somebody hasn't read a finance report in 12 years.
>>70446202
If you're not usually up at this time you're a normalshit and shouldn't be here anyway
>>70446145
>nation of billions does more than a nation of 65 million
are you one of these college-educated americans?
>>70446164
>mfw you have a black majority by 2020.
>>70446227
I'm pretty sure Brits can shitpost and act like spastics with the best of them.
>DUDE let's fight our germanic brother nation and drag the US into it for the benefit of world zionism, it's totally not like we will lose our global empire in the process and die out as a race collectively due to this fratricidal and unnecessary war which only benefits high finance and the masonic debt enslavers lmao
Literally britain at the time
They also made up stories of the austro-hungarian empire gassing allied POW's and then admitted that it was bullshit, nowadays you go to jail if you "deny" this WW1-tier propaganda which was reused for WW2 by the allies
The second thirty years war actually never really ended
>>70446238
>normies reeeee
sort your life out m8 the whole sekrit club thing was btfo when reddit made this place mainstream
>>70446276
nah you softcunts don't have the ability, you try to dish but then get all worked up when foreign cunts throw it back, the only difference between you and yanks online is superfluous vowels
>your nation will never be this fucking stupid
thank christ.
>>70446231
>6.9% growth
tick tock :^)
>>70446276
Not at all. They're easily broken. Americans are known as master countertrolls because we know how to defend and then target. Aussies are master trolls/shitposters because they can actually make their troll posts funny. I've been in threads that sucked hard until an Aussie started shitposting to the point the thread was fun.
Brits however are like a baby throwing it's food around when he's angry. Then she starts crying when she realizes she has not food in her bowl left :(
>>70446315
>perfidious albion
>the REAL reason the eternal jew was allowed to exist past the final solution and then thrive long enough to brainwash my people into allowing muslims to invade with open doors
see. not our fault.
>tfw your one shitpost starts a national slap fight
>>70446454
>uk/usa
should all kys btw world would be thankful :^)
>>70446315
>Dear Lord Rothschild
Please tell me this is a forgery!
Beginning in 1946, an alliance of five English-speaking countries (the US, the UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand) developed a series of bilateral agreements over more than a decade that became known as the UKUSA agreement, establishing the Five Eyes alliance for the purpose of sharing intelligence, primarily signals intelligence (SIGINT). For almost 70 years, this secret post-war alliance of five English-speaking countries has been building a global surveillance infrastructure to “master the internet” and spy on the world's communications.
>>70446419
>Americans are known as master countertrolls because we know how to defend and then target.
>failed to defend the white house
>failed to defend vietnam
>failed to defend the twin towers
>failed to defend the white house against a kenyan muslim
>>70446454
Even if the Yanks weren't in this thread, the British would still have continued posting some banter or complaint against them.
>>70446507
Despite being nearly 70 years old, very little is known about the alliance and the agreements that bind them. While the existence of the agreement has been noted in history books and references are often made to it as part of reporting on the intelligence agencies, there is little knowledge or understanding outside the services themselves of exactly what the arrangement comprises.
Even within the governments of the respective countries, which the intelligence agencies are meant to serve, there has historically been little appreciation for the extent of the arrangement. In fact, it is so secretive that the Australian prime minister reportedly wasn’t informed of its existence until 1973 and no government officially acknowledged the arrangement by name until 1999. Few documents have been released detailing the Five Eyes surveillance arrangement.
>>70446540
Here's what we do know: under the agreement interception, collection, acquisition, analysis, and decryption is conducted by each of the State parties in their respective parts of the globe, and all intelligence information is shared by default. The agreement is wide in scope and establishes jointly-run operations centres where operatives from multiple intelligence agencies of the Five Eyes States work alongside each other.
Further, tasks are divided between SIGINT agencies, ensuring that the Five Eyes alliance is far more than a set of principles of collaboration. The level of cooperation under the agreement is so complete that the national product is often indistinguishable.
>>70446512
>America
>Been defending the helpless British since 1916
>>70446567
Together the Five Eyes collaborated and developed specific technical programmes of collection and analysis. One senior member of Britain's intelligence community said "When you get a GCHQ pass it gives you access to the NSA too. You can walk into the NSA and find GCHQ staff holding senior management positions, and vice versa. When the NSA has a piece of intelligence, it will very often ask GCHQ for a second opinion. There have been ups and downs over the years, of course. But in general, the NSA and GCHQ are extremely close allies. They rely on each other."
The level of co-operation under the UKUSA agreement is so complete that "the national product is often indistinguishable." Another former British spy has said that “cooperation between the two countries, particularly, in SIGINT, is so close that it becomes very difficult to know who is doing what [...]"
In addition to the Five Eyes alliance, a number of other surveillance partnerships exist:
9 Eyes: the Five Eyes, with the addition of Denmark, France, the Netherlands and Norway;
14 Eyes: the 9 Eyes, with the addition of Germany, Belgium, Italy, Spain and Sweden;
41 Eyes: all of the above, with the addition of the allied coalition in Afghanistan;
Tier B countries with which the Five Eyes have “focused cooperation” on computer network exploitation, including Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Germany, Greece, Hungry, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Luxembourg, Netherland, Norway, Poland, Portugal, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and Turkey;
Why are Americans so fucking annoying?
I'm, not even British but the replies here are absolutely /b/-tier.
Just fuck off you diabetes addled fat fucks.
>>70446602
>turn up late for both wars
>still think you can sit at the white-man's table
>ITT: 14-year old pseudo-patriots arguing about who lost a generation in the most valorious manner, and then posture about trolling while forgetting to feel at based Blackadder Goes Forth.
The grave is the same for everyone, /tv/
>>70446608
In summary, neither the UK, USA, AUS, CAN or NZ or its inhabitants are to be trusted.
The eternal Anglo coerces your country to spy on you. The eternal Anglo wants to control you and herd you like sheep.
Never ever believe for one second that any of these fat liars are the "good" guys in any sense of the word.
>59% (fifty nine percent) white
>Ameriblacks
>british threads
Always the most terrible on 4chan desu
fat cucks should just stay on /r9k/ where they belong
>>70446647
unless you're american, then it's like 3 times as wide LOL
>>70446682
>>british threads
>Always the most terrible on 4chan desu
because every time some butthurt American will come and shit it up, that is if he didn't start the thread himself
>>70446691
acutally you britcucks are fat gobs of shite too
>>70445755
LOL
>inb4 fatpom damage control
>>70446643
>B-b-but muh lateness
>British damage control
yawn. Not even worth a reaction picture.
>>70446709
>y-you too!
>>70446706
Nah, you pom poofs are despicable people, if you can even be called that desu
Same thing every time too: Someone calls you out for being absolute terrible posters and you just point at the fat yanks and say b-b-but look at them!!
>>70446629
>I'm not british
Your teeth and breath says otherwise you limey whore.
>>70446753
Save your amerifat reaction folder for the burgers m8, I live in a cunt far superior to either of yours, you chubby sacks
>be american
>be obsessed with a tiny island
embarrassing
>>70446753
lmao
Also keep in mind Americans literally don't celebrate Easter
>>70446709
>>70446785
>I live in a cunt far superior to either of yours
>is too scared to say which
lol ok pedro
>>70445755
>>70446800
This is rather embarrassing and I'd like to request you to delete both of these infographics under the direct order of Parliament, please. Immediately.
>>70446794
>when you have to do illegal border runs for kinder eggs
>>70446826
Ah this is where the fat manlet britcuck (or americuck false-flagging) starts damage controlling
Love love love this part, carry on for my entertainment lad
>>70446850
>when your /int/ memes are outdated and don't apply
:(
don't stop though i'm enjoying this thread all you guys are autistic and hilarious (34 IPs)
>>70446851
you are literally fatter than us senpai >>70446800
Absolutely embarassing, you guys at least have space to explore. Go for a fucking walk you chink bastard
>>70446851
>still doesn't say
if your nation was better you'd have named it by now m8.
>>70446789
>British shitposts literally involve them accusing their opponents of the very tactics they are using.
>>70446874
that's pretty expensive for a kinder egg
>>70446874
>3.99 each
>plus tip
>foreskins accepted
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>70446355
which is drastically down from like 20% y/y growth less than 5 years ago, largely driven by investment-fuelled growth helping to create one of the largest credit bubbles in history.
Not to mention how much of that investment-fuelled growth was undertaken at low/negative returns on capital, adding to the overcapacity problem that helped drive commodities into the ground over the last two years
please educate yourself, China is no model economy
>>70446902
no sales tax so they raise the base price
>>70446912
not a bad shitpost, but needs a bit of work
>>70446927
>but needs a bit of work
much like your mutilated dick after the surgeon was at it L O L
>>70446945
actually i wasn't born in the usa so my penis is natural...try to be more all encompassing with your memes, remember there are a lot of different people in the world
>>70446978
you have to go back m8.
trump says so.
>>70446851
>>70446785
I understand you're Aussie anon. But what do you mean "I live in a cunt" sort of thing? I'm American and to us "cunt" specifically means pussy or a woman worse than a bitch.
I do however admire how you're all "Clint Eastwood" about all the shit in this thread though.
>>70447021
wrong border :V
american women need their rich canadian semen rations
>>70447022
Kys seppo
>>70446202
Everyone on this Taiwanese animated comic website is embarrassing
ALL BRITS REPORT TO THIS THREAD AND BTFO SOME YANKS:
>>70446245
>>70446245
>>70446245
IT IS YOUR ROYAL DUTY
>>70447114
>this is a healthy level of obsession in America
>>70443885
>lobsterback
HA!
>>70447022
its an /int/ meme la
>>70446724
So many bongs BTFO in this thread. It's beautiful
ITT: Brits pretending to be American and Americans pretending to be Brits and Australians and Canadians pretending to be both.
Mostly just white kids being stupid though, as they are want to do.
Kinda sad really, your little internet battles. Luckily I am above all this petty stuff and able to judge you objectively as a true Cosmopolitan.
>Amerifags, Britfags and Ausfags fight among themselves.
Guys this is what the Jews want.
>>70447262
>t. jew
>>70447262
that's exactly what a guy who wants to draw attention away from the state of his 62% white country would say
>>70447262
>t. britcuck
>>70447081
A Seppo is still one more working tank than you have in your entire shitty national defense arsenal fag.
>>70447287
>>70447296
>>70447321
I'm Australian and fuck you too guys.I love you.
>>70447347
>implying China would let anything happen to their number 1 mining colony
Jokes on YOU
>>70447050
What for? The chinese and american troops already give your entire nation plenty for your mouths and anuses.
>>70447378
You're our mining colony bitch. China hasn't stuck their wang in your cunt yet you little slut.
>>70447114
>Thread made by a Brit
sad.
>>70445051
>achmed rapes my daughter and wife
>go to the local bobby
>get thrown in jail for racism
>MP makes a speech about tolerance while fucking my son in the ass
life as a britbong
>>70447427
>his country calls themselves """"""""sovereign"""""""
>burgers have a military base there
YOU
CAN'T FABRICATE
THIS TURN
OF EVENTS
>>70447522
To be fair though when America sets up a military base it's mostly to defend (wherever it is) from Ivan, Ackmed, or Best Korea. In a way we're like an overworked husband paying vagina-money to a bunch of lazy whores we had a one night stand with.
>>70447502
>be American
>be 59% white
life as an American
>>70447714
>being protected by 59% white people
>>70447843
>being 59% white
>>70447948
>It didn't work last time, maybe I should do it again
>this level of brain damage
laughingChrisEvans.jpg
>>70448068
>life will be totally fine when I become a minority!
>>70448115
lol at Already Pakistans projection post.
>>70448148
>American "English"
>>70448338
implying America doesn't own the English language now.
>>70448647
well if that sentence is anything to go by you've completely butchered it
Well this thread turned into /int/ pretty fast now didn't it?
>>70448739
They're just that obsessed with Britain, can't discus anything British without this happening every time
>britcucks
>>70448723
What part of "we own it now" don't you understand? I'll butcher it if I damns wells please biaatch.
>>70448844
>British shitposts literally involve them accusing their opponents of the very tactics they are using.
Yeah
>>70444393
>>70444393
>playing American song during a british infantry death charge in WW1
>>70444393
They did a real good job of showing how somber and serious it was towards the end right before the charge. They did a good job showing how they already accepted their death.
>>70444381
>He wants a white feather.
what a faggot
>>70444933
>Pershing didn't bother doing stupid shit like this which is what broke the stalemate.
Sure he did.
>>70446024
>Understand that the United States used trench warfare, blitzkrieg, and Rommelish Tactics long before WWI.
Er, OK. If you say so.
>>70446024
>We just didn't have the tech back then.
Then how did you use trench warfare, blitzkrieg and Rommelish tactics long before WWI?
>>70450943
Ahem....
During the American Civil War both the Union and Confederate Armies employed Trench Warfare during the battle of Petersburg, VA. A Union commander invented the idea of puncturing the Confederate lines with one direct spearhead. After this was done other regiments would exploit the gap and fan out behind and along Confederate lines. This was the primitive version of blitzkrieg.
Rommelish tactics were actually copied from Stonewall Jackson during the Valley Campaign. This tactic was to bait an attacking force that would be flanked by artillery. Rommel studied this battle and used it in the Africa campaign where he baited British armor and then flanked them with his 88s.
>>70450943
>>70451154
I also have to include. Grants Vicksburg campaign was somewhat a primitive version of Norman Schwartzkopf's Desert Storm campaign. But as mentioned, Grant didn't have anything of the armor tech Storming Norman enjoyed obviously. But since they were both American generals, I won't use this against you.
>>70450943
I'll post some photos
An American CW trench in Petersburg VA.
>>70450943
Union troops in an early trench during the battle. (Or it might be Nashville, not sure)
>>70450943
Another American CW trench during Petersburg, VA. Note the basket like bundles used in lieu of wooden planks that World War I troops used.
>>70450943
An old artist rendering of the Union overtaking a Confederate trench.
>>70450943
A Union sharpshooter hunkered down in his trench. Note the foliage above/to the rear of him.
>>70450943
Final trench pic. This is a modern painting of the Union overtaking a Confederate Trench. The name of it is called "Medal of Honor" by Don Troiani.
>pick up Black Adder expecting funny but somber WWI gem
>have to slog through all this unfunny Monty Python wannabe medieval shit
>>70450943
Major General Emory Upton. Father of the early American Blitzkrieg during the Overland Campaign.
>>70446354
>Allies secure Kiska
ANOTHER GLORIOUS VICTORY. Flustered Tojo?
![image_thumb[5].png](https://i.imgur.com/mZOWVIX.png "image_thumb[5].png")
>>70450943
Here's a map that focuses on Upton's attack. Note that while Warren and Hancock were exchanging volleys in typical Civil War napoleonics, Upton grouped regiments into punch columns that would puncture through the Confederate lines and then fan out while support exploited the breech.
Unfortunately General Upton had zero armor during this age. But this tactic would later be used, revised, and advanced with airforce, armor, and infantry coordination by the Nazis.
>>70450943
>>70451154
>>70451354
>>70451378
>>70451430
>>70451459
>>70451515
>>70451563
>>70451730
>>70451908
ABSOLUTELY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Man he just wanted to meme and shitpost and you had to come in dropping hard facts and knowledge and destroying his entire position. America fought that war to ensure people couldn't get owned like that.
