Starting with literally the only good minimalist poster. There should be no more minimalist posters after this.
there are a lot of good ones, OP
Is this supposed to be a underage vagina lolipop? God thats bold, and smart
>>70433141
Pretty much spoils the entire movie by a poster placing so much emphasis on character that seemed unimportant. So it's shit.
>>70433006
which is better, '97 or '62 Lolita?
>>70433139
My favourite one. It's perfect.
>>70433139
What's so great about this poster is that when Blade runner 2 is done you can just add another person running on the blade
a true masterpiece
>>70433293
the 97 lolita is now in her 30's while the 62 is in her 60's so I would say the 97 is better
>>70433384
>blade runner 2
>not blade runners
>>70433407
I meant the film you sick pedo fuck
>>70434076
oh, sorry
The girl in the 97 movie was cuter so that one
>>70434197
Cheers
>>70433141
This one is fucking awful on so many levels.
It's a visual gag that you can only get if you've already seen the film.
It's a possible spoiler.
It doesn't give you any clues to what kind of film it is.
It's not visually interesting.
Most of these minimalist posters are just as shit for the same kind of reasons.
>>70433293
62 all the way
though none of them are quite like the book
>>70433006
FUCKING PEDOPHILE ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE
>>70433139
It's shit
Stop shilling your weak piss.
>>70433006
>can't tell if lollipop or panties and thigh gap...
>>70434698
>>70433139
Seriously, this poster is stupid
>>70434793
its supposed to be seen either way you idiot
>>70434793
>>70434900
it doesn't look anything like a lollipop
>>70434923
But that's what it is.
>>70434923
are you serious buddy?
>>70433006
there was a book cover for Lolita that was really great, it was an extreme closeup of a young girl's lips... turned sideways.
>>70433139
A FUCKING PUN
>>70433006
That has shitty typography and was a stylistic rip of this book cover
>>70436688
That's a shit design
What's the wall and ceiling meant to signify?
>>70436796
a little girl's bedroom?
>>70436853
I didn't know the corner is an important part of a little girl's bedroom
>>70436796
if you aren't kidding, it is similar to two thighs and a panty clad crotch
>>70434683
It's not illegal to be a paedophile, honourable senpai.
what about this beauty
>>70436927
It is when you're laying down in a little girls bedroom
The subtlety makes it 10x the image op posted
>>70434988
So it made her vagina look like a mouth ... clever.
How did they get away with that?
>>70436973
I know that faggot
What I was asking was what does the actual image represent
Like in the OP pic, the lollipop is an image of childhood and something tasty
>>70437059
How do you lie down such that you face the corner like that?
>>70437080
>How do you lie down such that you face the corner like that?
I thought your first question was bad enough, but this one is just retarded.
>>70437080
>ignoring the representation, complaining about the perspective
I feel like you're the kind of person who watches a great film and complains about continuity errors.
>>70434793
>>70434900
>yfw you realise that slight insert where the stick is pushing through resembles a cunny.
>>70433006
Can you imagine if they had actually used something like this for the original poster?
>>70436688
Yeah this is shit compared to that poster.
>>70437210
You are aware that this is a Mongolian basket weaving board full of autists, right?
>>70437208
Or maybe I'm not retarded to see why a little girl's bedroom corner is so important.
>>70437210
The representation is a corner. What significance does a corner have?
>>70437256
That's sitting up, not lying down.
>>70437256
>image of Anon in bed with cunny
lewd
>>70437019
kek
>>70437291
>I prefer the explicit to the subtle
It's summer tentpole blockbuster season, you must be thrilled
>>70437412
trash
>>70437326
>Or maybe I'm not retarded to see why a little girl's bedroom corner is so important.
Is your mommy home? Maybe she can help you to put your thoughts into a coherent sentence.
>>70437455
>I place utmost significance on the corner of a room that is somehow a little girl's bedroom and that then somehow is clever enough to represent a book about pedophilia
Your design is terrible, get over it.
>>70437528
Not my design.
I take it your mommy isn't home. Maybe when your uncle has finished with your sister he can help you?
>>70433141
Shit fuck off singer
>>70436193
Disgusting
>>70437412
Unimaginative shit
>>70437398
What are you blathering on about? You even admitted that they're the same design. However, the posters subject matter reads far better than that bullshit book cover. It's not my fault you have a bad eye for design.
>>70437080
The book is about getting aroused by something that isn't supposed to be arousing.
>>70437412
>>70437019
The quotes make them even worse
>>70433006
>literally the only good minimalist poster
Think again!
>>70438343
you just proved him right
>>70438138
One was an actual book cover used in the real world, one was a tumblr tier teen designer that said "hehe girls suck lollipops and also look it's going in her pussy."
No you're right, you have a very well trained eye and your taste is impeccable, not teen at all.
>>70438386
You've revealed your shit taste. Admittedly these aren't as good as >>70433139
>>70433006
Its perfect
>>70438395
>One was an actual book cover used in the real world
Nice metric you've got here.
I want to throw rocks at people who use the word 'minimalism'
Doesn't matter the circumstance, it's something that should just die off already.
>>70433139
>>70433141
>>70436193
>>70437019
>>70437412
>>70438343
>>70438422
>>70438459
these are all fucking awful who makes this shit
>>70438422
2deep4me
>>70433139
Finally, I have become The Blade Runnerâ„¢
>>70433141
I don't get it
>>70438459
oh okay you're being ironic, carry on then
>>70438553
artists
>>70433243
>>70434362
But you wouldn't "get" the reference until you know the ending. Before you've seen it you probably think they're the respective feet of all the suspects in a line
>>70438422
I don't get it
>>70438696
cocaine line
>>70438733
Ah. Thank you.
They could have made some smaller grains or put in a razor blade.
>>70438733
the movie isn't about cocaine though
>>70438634
This only makes sense if the viewer is already aware Jaws is a shark
>>70438799
Which is why the poster is fucking stupid
>>70438504
Very small rocks?
>>70438395
>real world
>teen
What reality do you live in where anything about that poster could be seen as appropriate for teens?
>>70438799
heroin line
>>70438846
>>70438774
Adding a razor blade would, by definition, make it not as minimalist as it could be.
>>70438957
then just show a white poster
>>70438733
It's heroin, not coke
>>70438991
That's too minimalist.
>>70438991
minimalist =/= non-existent.
>>70438386
>>70438343
He isn't wrong, just not for the reason you assume
>>70436193
this one is the worst
>>70439075
Than it's not "by definition" not minimalist to ad the razor blade
>>70438822
absolutely correct, i went to watch this film in the cinema when I was young right as it came out and nowhere was it mentioned a shark would be involved. I have always suffered from galeophobia so I had to walk out of the cinema once it became apparent this film was about sharks
>>70438634
please revise your post with the proper amount of quotation marks
>>70439198
kek
>>70439200
nigga u drunk of something
anyway, the most minimalist poster would be just words pulp fiction, why add heroin line?
>>70439200
I know that sounded okay in your head, but you must understand that when you want to convey your thoughts in a coherent manner, you have to at least attempt to write in English.
It is "Then", not "Than".
Using "not" twice in the same sentence is a double negative, and it will just obfuscate matters.
Try harder.
>>70436193
I actually rather like this one.
>>70438343
What the fuck's the relevance of the sun to Dune? It's not Stargate.
>>70438553
Freshman graphic "designers".
>>70438422
Apparently this is supposed to represent "The single white line represents the line of heroin Uma Thurman takes in the film"
>really fucking shitty if you ask me
Source: dailymail article-2331519 Michal-Krasnopolski-Designer
>>70440039
Better would've been the bullet holes behind Jules and Vincent.
>>70440039
might as well have a fucking burger
>>70440103
That is one tasty burger.
>>70439581
this one's bretty gude
>>70440039
if this was a thing why not put Marsellus' ball gag, since we're naming random shit
>>70440103
You mean a Royale?
>>70440133
All burgers are tasty burgers (unless they were made to be shitty in the first place).
>>70440103
>>70440103
>>70440254
>might as well have a fucking burger
>why not put Marsellus' ball gag
these are all terrible
minimalist posters are the worst
>>70440670
Jesus
>>70440618
>not calling it heart disease
wew
>>70440670
A Giant Tomato crushing a Big Mac
What?
>>70440670
i was hoping you very quickly made this and named it oddly
fug