Was this meant to be a comedy?
Based Black Phillip should get more roles.
The twins and black phillip were the only things that made it worthwhile
>>70427791
>implying you didn't get hard for Thomasin
>>70427870
nah her eyes are disturbing
>>70427791
The fucking kids were the thing that ruined the movie. I'm so fucking sick of "lol the kid is creepy/knows what the scary thing is!!!!"
>>70427945
too bad for you
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>>70427945
But they didn't exactly know what was going on. They were contacted but not let in on any kind of plan.
>Dumbass father moves his family into haunted woods
Just because it's set in a different time, it's still the same old cliche
the CGI goat was excellent considering this film has a low budget.
>>70428381
looking good there phill
>>70428247
>need to log in
nigga fuck off and just use strawpoll
>>70427278
This movie is the ultimate pleb filter.
>>70428491
Who actually doesn't just stay logged in?
>>70428667
someone who isn't a retard google drone
>>70428691
How does having a gmail account make someone a google drone?
>>70428418
none of the animals are CGI
>>70428782
staying logged in does
>>70428381
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
>>70428381
Do you like butter? I have a good price
haha this was a comedy right guys
i kept laughing the whole 90 mins haha xD
how can you think this is creepy or scary, its bullshit haha
i like the movie, but all these threads are autistic as shit.
bye.
>>70427278
Thanks based black phillip
Also I'm in love with Thomasin
>>70429228
Thomasin top witchfu
Only thing I don't get about this shit is what happened to the twins?
>>70429296
It's pretty obvious m8
they got sacrificed by the witches
>>70428850
Just browse on incognito
>>70427278
Why do goats run all sideways like that?
Why would you want to be a witch?
No clothes.
Live in a shitty little hut in the woods.
Have to chant jibberish with other witches around a fire every friday night, and none of them would like eachother because they are women.
Sounds boring
>>70430828
/ss/
>>70430777
To keep an eye out for danger from behind.
>>70428316
it is THE american cliche. kinda the point of the movie, anon. the first words in the movie are "the witch: a new england folktale"
>>70430777
Because their eyes are sideways.
>>70430777
idk but spooked kittens do the same and im glad god is good
>watch it with my teen nephew
>he's clearly bored shitless
>we start inventing our own narrative where the dad is shouting things out while off camera in his raspy voice
>as the movie ends I shout "OI I'M STILL STUCK UNDER THIS BLOODY WOOD CAN SOMEONE ELP ME" and we cry laughing
dat bro moment tho
>google lyrics for the Black Philip song the two little shits sing
>first result is a quora question
>there's only one answer
>answered by the director himself
>>70430989
If this is how you act in person then I'm sure you'll find more "bro moments" over at reddit.
>>70430989
epic
i like it
>>70430989
upvoted
This is the Black Phillip Show, I am not Black Phillip
>>70431099
It's how I act when I can clearly see my nephew isn't having a good time and so I try and lighten the mood for him. If there was anybody who actually cared about you in return then I'm sure you'd understand the obligation.
>>70429386
Vvitches.
>>70428579
Yeah if you like it you're clearly a pleb
>>70431247
It's moments like those that warm my heart. I often do the same thing with my wife's son. Nice man, you deserve an upvote but this stupid site hasn't implemented that feature (get with the times, right?!).
i wish i had a goat
