NAOWEETENS edition
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Azor Jon
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
1st for Daario
Nth for Shireen
/jonsa/
>>70423075
BIG COCK
I
G
C
O
C
K
>>70423042
5 for voocaro grill
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWtgWqcCSb
>>70423042
mfw GRRM thinks Preston is a fucking loser
K E K
E
K
WHEN WILL IT STOP?
WHEN WILL HE END HIMSELF?
daily reminder that the tower of joy fight was dope
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Nth for episode 10 leak secret character.
>who could he be?
>>70423042
Way to squander perfect casting.
Post your maces
>elite mace class
>>70423082
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Stannis went out of his way to let that ugly shit live in the first place.
>>70423112
if this is rhaegar i will kill myself in my grave
>>70423124
Delete this
>>70423109
I hope she gets her big jewish titties out.
Frogfu is my true bitch though.
Always remember.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18z7r6OV2av
What do we say to the god of death, motherfuckers?
>>70423122
I must be the only one to save these
>promise me, bread
>>70423120
he is a perfect arthur dayne
>>70423124
out of his way? he just asked maesters and medics to try save her
>>70423122
Their costume design really went to shit this season.
>>70423112
WON'T YOU TAKE ME FAR AWAY
FROM THE MUCKY MUCK
>>70423124
The continuation of his genetic line.
>>70423156
PROMISE ME
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ICzoYj1CJ
>>70423147
We say
>GREATEST SWORDSMAN IN THE WORLD DIDN'T HAVE A SWORD
>>70423150
and i love you for it
>>70423147
>Literally only the shoes
This is stannisfag level of delusion.
>>70423147
probably the same choreographer
>>70423112
Nigga that's wonderboy
>>70423147
Bronn's feet are supposed to mean what
>>70423136
>>>/gif/8670560
>>>/gif/8670565
>>>/gif/8670574
>>>/gif/8671088
>>70423075
>>70423092
BIG MEATY COCK
>>70423188
always support your local OC
>>70423218
who is this anime character?
>>70423159
>>70423175
Could have just spawned another one and save the money he probably spent with maesters for better sellswords in future campaigns under unexpected blizzards.
>>70423147
MERYN
Westeros is not diverse enough. It needs more Dothraki and Summer Islanders. Our diversity is our strength.
>>70423211
Is he in the books?
>>70423042
>Arthur Dayne didn't have a Dorne accent
This fucking shows poor accent consistency is starting to piss me off.
It's the thread frequency poll again. Just checking in.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385090
>>70423239
>Could have just spawned another one
pay more attention to the jars of babbys floating in goo next time
>>70423238
It's Euron Greyjoy from the HBOâ„¢ anime series Game of Thronesâ„¢
>>70423147
STRIO FOREL, I'M MERYN FUCKING TRANT
>>70423244
Yeah, he fights young nasty man
>>70423254
YOU NEED THE BAD POOSY
Will showEuron redeem himself if he kills muh dragons with his BIG COCK?
will we see the hound next episode?
Does anyone have saved the copypasta of Stannis freaking out over his fingers and how he didn't understand they would be green-screened off.
So they just told him to look at the back wall.
>>70423276
Considering they completely ignored the dragon horn I don't think he'll do jack shit to dragons.
>>70423180
underrated post
>>70423259
That was his wife's problem not his.
>>70423266
Holy shit Im hyped
>>70423262
fuck off GOT tries its hardest to not be fucking anime trash and they suceed
ASOIAF on the other hand shows how fucking cliché its gotten with the Aeron chapter
Getting real tired of Euron book fags.
>>70423238
It's from Dracula Untold. By Dracula movie standards it's not so bad. It's still awful. It literally does turn anime tier at the end as well. The guy is fugging invincible and moves to fast and can fly and force wave or cut to pieces armies and shit.
Guys, they gave Euron a scar in reference to the eye patch.
>>70423217
Praise R'hllor
>>70423276
Only if we can see him putting it into her and breaking her vag, causing the infection that kills her.
>she will never crush your testicles beneath her feet
why live
>>70423301
>and they suceed
>>70423320
To find a girl that won't torture you?
What's the probelm with americunts, why do you all like such ugly hags and want them to destroy your balls.
>>70423306
Юpoн.
>>70423297
ur 2 thick
>>70423306
Gettibg real tired of faggot anons like you, but i guess we both just have to deal
>>70423317
>>70423176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Reeyqyt2CO
>>70423344
It's a meme, you dip.
>>70423285
>>70423243
This is why I don't understand SJWs love Dany. She commanded/travelled with/was married to someone who commanded rapists, torturers, and murderers of children. "Little boy I cured of a fever last week beheaded in the street." She's pretty fucking evil from near the start.
>>70423330
Your daily reminder that dual-wielding is actually real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drd8dQKr-oY
>>70423301
I think the Aeron chapter is dope. I like the show alot too. I think the lead up to the return of magic being just another opportunity for bad dudes to take power is cool.
>Euron wins and names the new Westeros nation after himself.
Its called Europe dumbo. Gurm is uncovering the secrets of the past.
Get hyped u frick its happening
R + S = ?
>>70423320
shes dead anyways
>>70423112
Howland Reed. After the civil war in the north is won and starks controll winterfell. He will show up to have a talk with Jon alone.
>>70423375
i hope she calls him theon
>>70423371
I can't wait for Jon to start dual-wiedling Valyrian steel swords against the Others. It will be so epic.
>>70423081
/Highgarden/
master
plan
in
motion
>Jaqen is just a face/persona
>Jaqen is actually the real Faceless Man underneath
>Jaqen kills himself in front of Arya
>Jaqen is still alive
>there are many Faceless Men
>there are only Jaqen and the Waif
>there aren't even the two of them
>the self-denial is Lorathi custom the Faceless Man incorporated into the Jaqen persona
>the self-denial is a Faceless Men practice
>the Faceless Men are not allowed to hold grudges or kill for personal reasons
>the Faceless Men can hold grudges and kill for personal reasons
>the Waif is just an apprentice who helps around the House of Black & White and not a Faceless Man or a persona
>the Waif is just a persona
>the Waif is a Faceless Man in training
>the Waif is a Faceless Man
>you need a face of a dead person from the Hall of Faces to change into a persona
>you don't need a face of a dead person to change into a persona
>you can change into whoever whenever
>the process of changing faces is a medical and technical one where you need to cut out faces and physically wear them
>the process of changing faces is magic
holy shit this is the most clumsily handled part of the series by far
someone needs to tell d&d nebulous =/= mysterious
>>70423399
That would raise some eyebrows
>>70423348
>implying he needed the old cunt to make more barbecue offerings to the Lord of Light
>>70423241
FUCKIN
Who the fuck is playing Lyanna Mormont and Lyanna Stark? Any leaks on them, you stinking faggots?
>>70423371
He literally says that someone with two swords would be at a disadvantage. Whatever.
>>70423405
that is something the books would do
i like something more realistic in the show tb h
>>70423438
I was shitposting anyway.
>>70423444
>Avarage/10
Wasted trips.
>>70423430
"IN LARGE SCALE BATTLES"
WAS THIS A LARGE SCALE BATTLE?
NO
fucking learn to listen you goddamn retarded aspie level fucking son of a fucking raped bitch cunt
>>70423369
She's a Targaryen, what do you expect? They're the Israel of Westeros
Think about it:
Geniuses
Inbred
Insane
Genetically separate from the lands they rule
Different language from the lands they rule
Has OP weapons (nukes/dragons)
>>70423421
TRANT
reminder that a subtle hint was dropped in 4x10, someone heard the cries of the hound, and he's gonna eat every last fucking chicken birthday
>>70423410
>roses amongst antlers
sweet
>>70423444
>I will never lick my cum from this moustache
why live
>>70423430
and he literally says that a shield would be better if the enemies had throwing weapons or ranged ones WHICH THEY DIDNT HAVE
off yourself right fucking now
>>70423115
i don't get this "reddit" meme
why on earth would redditors leave their shithole of a website that suits their comfort and come to this shithole of a website that doesn't suit their comfort?
it's as retarded as you going to reddit, it just doesn't make any fucking sense if you bother to think about what you're shitposting
>>70423444
A girl must take this dick
>>70423467
The Fellowship of the Ring has a car in it
>>70423467
>D&D are this accurate
How deluded are you ?
>>70423285
Kek.
>>70423320
What an unflattering picture. The waif can look quite mannish in some shots.
>>70423415
The Waif isn't a faceless man nor a persona.
Hence why she holds grudges against Arya.
Never in the show was that proven otherwise.
I agree on the rest tho.
>>70423344
because they're americucks
>>70423467
Help me understand what this picture is about.
>>70423162
p sure this is intentional
that fabric "chainmail" is a dead giveaway. it's just showing how he's a looser wannabe
>>70423486
D&D are the greatest showriters in the history of showriters
are you that autistic?
>>70423157
This whole scene confused me. I thought he was Jamie.
>>70423147
MERYN TRANT HAD ARMOR AND A BIG FUCKING SWORD
>>70423485
>>70423486
You can try and deny it, but he will return, and they one who saves him will say he heard his cries for death
>>70423510
The shaolin monk who rescues the hound and turns him into jackie chan is already there
>>70423157
with the exception of the whole meteorite sword
>>70423276
he looks like a pussy desu
can someone explain this promise me ned orgasm vocaroos please
surely nobody is in the tower with her?? what
>>70423510
there is a person on the rock
>>70423494
Didn't she say "you'll never be one of us" on one occasion?
>>70423533
its there :^)
>>70423522
Is there something this man cannot do?
>>70423415
You forgot the worst shit.
>Season 2
>Arya saves Jaqen, Rorge and Biter
>The "Red God" was denied three lives
>Arya can name any three to replace them
>Life = Life, the actual life in question is irrelevant
>Jaqen ends up killing more than three people
>No biggie
>Season 5
>The "Red God" is now the Many-Faced God
>Arya is tasked with killing the old guy
>"Succeed or fail, it is all the same to the Many-Faced God."
>Implying that if Arya is killed trying to kill the old guy it doesn't matter, life = life
>She kills Meryn Trant instead
>The Many-Faced God was denied a life
>So now life =/= life
>Jaqen kills himself to balance the scals
>So now the Many-Faced God has an excess of one life
Fucking dumb bullshit. And now it looks like they've reversed their position on that again, with Jaqen apparently being cool with either Arya or the Waif dying to make up for Lady Crane not dying.
>>70423548
perhaps that is more proof.
if they are no one, can there be an 'us'?
>>70423263
Ser Taryn mant and Ser whositfromwhocares.
>>70423472
>licking your own cum
gross ... I understand if it were someone else's, but your own is just disgusting
>>70423565
Sit at a camp fire
>>70423548
Meaning she won't even be a part of the House of Black and White at all
>TFW the waif says you're more worthless than the goddamn apprentice that she is
>>70423564
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70423444
> ywn suckle from those perfect tiddies in your morning haze
Y FUCKING LIVE
>>70423565
light a cigarette
>>70423565
Live long enough for us to get hype
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BYbHiGCrNr
>>70423541
Bran retroactively wargs into Lyanna and makes Ned promise him Howland Reed's qt daughter as his sex toy for life.
>>70423565
Kill his brother
>>70423628
WOAH
>>70423541
The leak shows that Ned and Lyanna's relationship as incestuous. Ned's biggest dishonors. Jon Snow is actually Ned's son from Lyanna. The promise was a red herring. She never finishes her promise before she dies.
>>70423628
> dem perfect pillows
>>70423628
those are some nice breasts
>>70423075
What is this meme anyway? I don't remember this being mentioned in the books or the show so is it /got/ meme magic?
>>70423616
>>70423628
are those the most delicious got tits? I think they are but they will never show them because d&d only like foreskins
>>70423689
Euron has a valyrian steel armor in TWOW confirmed.
>>70423689
New TWOW chapter
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-forsaken/
TL;DR: Euron is an absolute madman
>>70423147
>Greatest swordsman in the world
>Didnt have a sword
>Didnt have any armor
>Killed by Meryn fookin Trant
>>70423695
> cast qt with literally perfect tits
> she's done several nude scenes previously
> don't get her tits out on the show
BRAVO DERP&DERPER
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/forum/39-general-got/
For those complaining about a lack of discussion in /got/
>>70423741
book Euron = show Ramsay
>>70423689
Euron unironically has Valyrian steel armor. New TWOW confirms it. He is A GOD.
RIGHTFUL
>>70423748
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/forum/20-general-asoiaf/
Forgot to add the bookfag forum
>>70423769
BASED
>>70423760
Too bad he doesn't have a big fooking sword.
>>70423772
FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>70423769
>kinslayer
>rightful
>>70423755
Ramsay is an edgelord, Euron is an edgegod.
>>70423785
He has a big cock. That's even better.
>>70423799
Victarion takes a giant shit on all of them.
The only GOT character that deserved to survive.
Now that he has valyrian meme armor, can he singlehandedly defeat the Others? Is Euron the prince that was promised?
>>70423353
>you will never cum in those eyes
why even live?
>>70423794
Were Renlyfags ever a thing?
Meryn Trant did well choosing this girl :)
>>70423825
Valyrian armor doesn't make you immune to wights imo.
>>70423794
RENLY STOP IT
>>70423825
He can't be defeated by the ice zombies but that doesn't mean he can defeat them unless he throws his dragon armor at them.
>>70423819
MARTELLED
>>70423511
I'm pretty sure it's his council clothes
I just hate the helmet (not the plumes), it's retarded. Someone hits you with a hammer and instead of glancing off your helmet catches it and your head protects the rest of your body from any damage as your neck breaks and skull caves in. Thank god I we have protective brains to cushion the impact.
>>70423831
Only IRL Renlyfags.
In this board, Renly only served as bait.
>>70423841
Or hammers.
>>70423860
Easy to counter with a wild boar.
>>70423825
If anything, I think he will use it to parlay with the Walkers and join their side
>>70423330
RULES OF NATURE
>>70423851
He can just hug them with his impenetrable armor.
>>70423901
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>70423156
>>70423923
>made on imgur
What did he mean by this?
>>70423932
The Lord of Pictures. The internet is dark and full of memes.
>>70423912
Can a Valyrian steel sword cut a Valyrian steel armor though?
>tfw we finally saw Dickon (Tarly) on the last episode
Can't wait for him and Rickon to become the gay emperors of Essos
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQuiTa9isS0
Reminder that GRRM will never finish the books because he is too busy blowing bubbles.
>>70423565
Beat a woman in a fight
>>70423689
It is known
>>70423923
>made on imgur
this triggers me
>>70423544
that is person has to be fucking 14ft
>>70423987
I wish I could do this with my life.
>>70423987
NEET as fuck
>>70423987
He has a lovely home
So some spoilors?
>>70424008
Didnt he fight in Vietnam?
>>70423962
Euron's armor, on top on being made of VALYRIAN STEEL, also has lots of runes and shit, so he probably has magical protection as well
>The children of the forest used a shard of dragonglass to stop the night's king magic to take over Benjen
>Later in the story the night's king will use his magic on one of our main characters and Jon will save him by stabbing him with Long Claw
>>70424052
I thought he was an objector.
>>70423987
living the dream all he needs is a table full of burgers
>>70424038The chick in The Crying Game is a man
>>70424060
obsidian and valyrian steel aren't the same thing
>>70424060
But valyrian steel isn't made of silicon
>>70424091
Yes they are...
>>70423976
Ned was such a retard holy shit no wonder he got fucked by joffrey.
>>70423042
Why did Mance say the same words but with a 'ya know' look on his face.
>>70423987
George writes around 300 pages worth of ASOIAF annually, that's a lot. Plus he's doing a lot of things aside from the series.
>>70423819
Natural selection got her. She should have left earlier and realised she was in danger when Jamie told her. She's pretty but obviously still has the brain of an inbred.
>>70423769
DEAD
>>70424120
mostly eating
>>70424118
Because Mance is Rhaegar and he and DAYNE were besties
>>70424130
Kys you retard she was in love
>>70424120
>your only job is to write
>you've been writing for literal decades
>it takes, at most, two hours to write one page in order to tie it in to your convoluted bullshit backstory with a billion characters
>still somehow fail to write a page a day
Yeah, nah, fuck off.
>>70424005
>current year
>offended by websites
>incoming le fook of rebbib
>>70423987
Is this in Santa Fe?
Looks comfy.
>>70424168
>it takes, at most, two hours to write one page in order to tie it in to your convoluted bullshit backstory with a billion characters
Like you have any fucking clue what it takes to write a massively popular book series.
>>70424006
so what youre telling me is........its a big guy?
>>70423721
>>70423741
>>70423760
Is he literally invincible now that he has a valyrian steel armor? I mean if it's like the swords, the armor should be indestructible too, and if it's a full plate then he's fully covered from any damage. Why didn't anyone think about this before? People like the daynes would have become demigods with a valyrian steel armor to match the sword ans skills.
>>70424197
It's a sketch from Conan
>>70424120
>that's a lot
it's really not dude.
>>70423112
Is this jack black.....
>>70424204
Nigger, i've been published and I was able to hammer out half a dozen pages each and every week on top of forty hours of work. It's not fucking difficult.
>>70424120
300 x 5 is 1500 pages
So where the fuck is the book then
>>70424142
>muh puppy love makes it okay to be a retard oblivious to LEGITIMATE DEATH THREATS
>>70423741
So what's Euron's end game initially? nigga is shady as fuck
>>70424261
>Nigger, i've been published
Unless you're James Pattersoin shitting out multiple books per year, name another hugely popular author who wrote 1page a day or more.
>>70424219
>Is he literally invincible now that he has a valyrian steel armor?
His only weakness now is dragonfire.
The problem for Dany is Euron can enslave dragons to his will using his dragon horn.
>>70424303
Crashing Planetos
>>70424310
Surprise, Valyrian steel absorbs dragonfire
>>70423098
That's a bit of an insane exaggeration. They seemed to get on well outside of the asoiaf discussion.
>>70424304
Stephen King
>>70424323
How did Tywin reforge Robb's sword then?
>>70424168
The number is an average, it doesn't literally take him one day to write one page, but he edits like a madman, like a good writer should. He could hypothetically write an entire book in a month or two but then take his time to think things through. That's why seasons 1-4 are far better than 5 and 6, they weren't written and finalized in a week.
L+N=J
Gods flipped a coin Jon Snu is losing his shit on episode 9
Screencap this
>>70424353
It wasn't dragonfire and it wasn't Robb's sword
>>70423838
>>70424353
He didn't use dragonfire
>>70424353
He didn't have any dragon, so I don't know what you're implying
>>70424310
Isn't valyrian steel forged in dragonfire? It should be able to tank it.
>>70424310
So who would win?
Dany doesn't seem that good at combat without her dragons/field advantage while Euron is basically hexproof
THICC
>>70424261
It's not an ordinary pace except perhaps for harlequin writers
The biggest advantage of Valyrian steel is it's sharp as fuck. How the fuck does having a Valyrian steel armor help?
>>70424377
>>70424381
>>70424382
No, I talking about what was said about it only being weak against dragonfire.
>>70424390
Daenerys would definitely win on land and Euron would definitely win at sea.
>>70424398
It just does.
>>70423147
Maybe tomorrow
Why was Jaehaerys so based lads?
>>70423307
Oh shut up you dumb bitch. Go jack off to your long paused shots and wow there's shadows in this scene kino shit.
It was a decent movie and Luke Evan's performance was damn good.
>>70424398
Light and durable as fuck
J
>>70423371
>>>70423330
>Your daily reminder that dual-wielding is actually real
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drd8dQKr-oY
The problem is that he was supposed to have dawn. A single sword that was revered as highly as Dane was. And they cut it out for le meme fight style.
Don't care if it was historically confirmed as feasible. It is eliminating the possibility of showing the lure of the story D&D keep fucking up.
>>70424398
It can be so sharp because it's incredibly durable and doesn't dull with use. It's stronger and much lighter than regular steel. Very useful for armor, if you can afford it.
>>70423987
>I'll never live in a place like this
I should probably just kill myself
Any Leaks for next episode?
>>70423082
I am so thankful I don't need to look at her anymore. She is literally revolting. I've seen pictures of gore and I would avert my gaze from this little thing because I don't need to look at disgusting shit.
What are your Predictions for the next ep?
>>70424401
Tywin reforging Ice doesn't show whether Valyrian steel is weak to dragonfire or not because Tywin doesn't have a dragon and therefor would not use one to reforge the sword.
>>70423082
Nth for shireen now
>>70424174
fook of rebbib
