You suddenly receive this in the mail.
What's the first thing you do with it?
>>70422476
I really never expected this movie to make me cry
>>70422476
Rape.
So much rape.
Stick it up my ass
>>70422476
Rape.
>>70422476
I would put it in my ass. Wide side goes first.
>>70422476
ITT: movies you didn't expect will make you cry, but they did
>>70422476
Rape
>>70422503
>>70422522
that would be the first thing, but getting rich is the second.
woman come to you like fly's on shit when your rich.
>it isnt rape when your rich or hot.
>>70422503
>>70422522
>>70422554
I knew that these would be the responses I would find here.
So how did I still not see this coming? (no pun intended)
>>70422476
Shove it up my ass.
rape
catched
>>70422860
>So how did I still not see this coming?
cause you belong on reddit
>>70422476
Go back in time to that thing that happened in fourth grade that I always remember that makes me want to kill myself and make sure it doesn't happen.
Reverse time and kill my mom before she meets my dad.
rewind time until I get back to roughly two years ago, and hide cryptic notes and clues for the ones I love, foreshadowing the bullshit that would happen in the two years that would lead up to the present time, in order to effectively get out of having to explain myself for any of it. instead i'd just tell them I could predict the future. then i'd break the remote and just make sure I didn't fuck up so much again.
>>70422476
Probably rape
>skip to when i get a gf
>fast forward never stops
visit my crush tehe
>>70423322
then I can't stop fucking up and it keeps sending me back in time 2 years every 2 years so I live in a loop continuously fucking up.
Wasn't there a pasta about this? Where this dude would pause time then jack off heaps for years and years then unfreeze time to have this mountain of jizz go all over someone?
>>70422476
Lick every single a list actress' butthole while they are taking shits, i would start with Alexandra daddrio
>>70423606
>>70423606
he would jack off and unfreeze time as he came doing this over and over so it looks like he ages as he covers her
>>70423606
that's just a generic timefreeze scenario, newfag
>>70422476
work and study really hard for a week, 8-9 hours a day, party hard and be really sociable.
after the week, fast forward work and study and hopefully the pattern i built the previous week would have been built up enough for me to enjoy my leisure time knowing that i worked solidly for 8-9 hours every single day. still get my weekends, doesn't skip over fun stuff, still get to go on holidays.
>>70423558
Jane
>>70422476
Watch the lottery results, rewind, buy ticket.
Ask every girl I like to go out with me, if I spill spaghetti or they laugh at me I'd rewind and never ask them
>>70423870
that seems soul crushing
>>70423674
>calls newfag
>doesn't rape
>This Thread
>>70423606
today I serve a great purpose
>>70422476
summon kate beckinsale yo
I guess I'd probably either get some more hours of sleep, or go for the lottery.
Oh and probably try this out once just for the hell of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNEWnqLITk
>>70422476
rape
Use it to get a gun.
Remove the fast forward, obviously.
>>70422476
rape
Hide that ugly piece of shit
>>70422494
same here
>>70424450
Even better
>freeze time
>go out and shoot cum in random people's faces
>step back a little bit and play it again
Rewind time so i can see my friend again. He passed away last year
>>70424857
then rape?
>>70422476
I would use the pause function so I can sleep without spending any actual time doing it and stay up for 24 hours a day and have more time for fun things.
>>70425027
Or just pause whenever you're doing something where you don't need to interact with someone
fast forward to the end of my life
>still no shitting on random people
youre better than this /tv/
>>70425129
Maybe if I really wanted to get something done fast, but having 24 waking hours in a day seems plenty fine to me.
I'd probably also pause time and steal a million dollars from peoples' wallets, a few dollars at a time. Most people won't even notice and anyone who did would never be able to trace it back to me, especially if I go far enough away from my position at the time I pause and do it in front of a security camera so there's footage of me just standing somewhere else at the time of the incident in case anyone somehow came to suspect me.
>>70424972
of course
for pic related
>>70422517
>>70422517
Came here to post this, literally have all my upvotes good sir
>>70425612
hnng
>>70425612
>she grabs the remote
>she is in control now
>>70422476
Rewind to the morning of September 11, I think I was in 3rd grade and just start complaining about headaches. Eventually start shrieking about planes and that no one can be on one. Bash my head on the wall while screaming about feeling their impending death. Then it happens and they flick on the tv and my teacher is freaked for life. She was a bitch. Then not be such a faggot growing up and actually do my work in school and not try to be le class clown. Marry Krissy and not fuck it up by also flirting with her twin.
>>70425853
The rewind feature only shows you the past, you can't alter it.
>>70422476
Use it restore my tear ducts
Rewind to when Winona was young.
Then rape.
Pause everything and kill anyone that I didn't like. Scan the jungle and the ocean for cryptids and such until I got bored. Fast forward to doomsday
>>70423314
why not your dad before he meets your mom?
>>70426197
Then pause time and kill myself leaving everyone else frozen forever
>>70426441
what about rape?
>>70426820
Stop trying so hard to fit in.
>>70426817
once you die time would unfreeze
>>70426817
this is the best idea
>>70426786
Because I would never be born if I killed my dad
>>70426877
Isn't that like the literal definition of rape?
>>70424656
Wouldn't it work better if the title was "Bang" or "Boom", in other words a sound a gun makes similarly to how "Click" was the sound you make pressing down a remote?
wait for the stocks to come in for the day and then rewind
>>70426879
Why?
>>70427103
fucking kek
>>70427279
because the controller is given by death to adam sandler's character as a gift, so it's fair to assume the controller would vanish after the person's death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz6jHTpi6zw
>>70422860
you imitate a redditor perfectly
so it's just a dude reading amazon reviews?
>>70423752
Fucking this right here.
>>70423752
You can't alter the past with the remote. The rewind function only lets you observe it.
>>70424450
Thank you based screencap hoarder
>>70422503
this
>>70422476
Fast forward to my death desu
>>70422494
tiddeR yllaretiL
Lots and Lots of molestation
