Show us what you've brought onto Shark Tank today /tv/
>>70418700
I'm offering 10% of this meme for $25,000 and exclusive rights to OP's mom
It's a dead rat on a stick. It can be used to scare away other rats as well as to taunt local children.
I have an order for 100k units from Crate and Barrel and I just need the capital to produce the order.
>>70418700
i have this delorean that runs on garbage that can travel through time
>You are fucking stupid. Your idea is stupid. Your existence is stupid. I gave an illegal migrant worker from Columbia $13 dollars to come on this show and tell you that you are a fucking retarded human, for however long I allow you to stay on camera. That migrant worker is currently in Lori's dressing room prepping himself to be used as her personal toilet instead. He took my $13. I trusted him to do a job correctly and he betrayed me. I don't trust him. I don't trust you. There's just one key difference between you and this migrant worker, you fucking imbecile: he is not fucking stupid. Get the fuck off my show, you piece of shit.
i've got some dubs
>>70418906
i've got some 70419015
I brought you some farts. I drank coffee and now they are a little squishy sounding and smell like roadkill. You're welcome, sharks.
>>70418700
Hello Sharks, my name is Anonymous, and my company is PepePants™
I'm seeking $1.2 million for 2% equity of my company.
I love memes, and one day I went to the mall and bought some pants and I thought to myself, wouldn't it be great if these were meme pants? So I set out to create this idea, it's PepePants™ it's the original meme pant
I'm going to show you how it works, it's very simple. We have some regular pants, but on the pants there are pictures of Pepe. There are many different styles of PepePants™, regular Pepe, racist Pepe, or rare Pepe. The possibilities are endless.
I would like if the sharks would try on these PepePants™ to see just how [comfy] they really are.
>>70418700
I am starting a Sharks company called "Sharks R Us" which is a company for Sharks. The company aims to please sharks and other cartilaginous fish by providing them with fish, ish, crustaceans, mollusks, plankton, krill, marine mammals and other sharks. I am doing this because sharks have a very acute sense of smell that allows them to detect blood in the water from miles away and will always be able to find us.
Thank you
This... is the prep-o-matic 3000, the automatic bull prepping machine
>start handing out free samples
>Robert's face lights up
>hand a Maverick's themed prep-o-matic to Mark
>"And here's a special one for you Cubes"
>>70418700
I have rare crying Kevins
>>70420680
But do you have any Kevins where is happy, without looking smug?
