Whats the best episode, no meme answers like Soup Nazi or The Contest.
muffin top one
any with peterman
Kenny Rodger's Roasters (Jerry/Kramer swap apartments)
The one with the snickers
the one with the marble rye bread
The Beard
Elaine dancing at that party
the marine biologist
Junior mint episode is GOAT
Cmon
Or crazy joe davolla
The Library, joy boy.
I like the one where Kramer keeps the three Japanese guys in his drawers
>>70418474
the marine biologist one
>the sea was angry that day, my friends!
Kramer runs for President of Del Boca Vista
>>70418610
Or maybe meme answers turn them on, Anon.
Maybe that's how they get their kicks.
Them & their good time buddies.
Hands down ''The babyshower''. George is funny as fuck in this one, Kramer is good as usual, so is Jerry, and Elaine has some funny lines too.
>>70418610
epic slam my flam
>>70418715
>>70418715
The fact that Seinfeld is about to burst out laughing for that whole scene just makes it better
>>70418474
Saul Bass
> IT'S SALMON NOT SALMON YOU IDIOT
The Fusilli Jerry
>>70418474
the clip show
When Jerry robs an old woman
>Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews
The Deal was the funniest episode overall in my opinion.
The Fire is great too, especially Kramer's story at the end.
>>70418474
The Meat Slicer
The flavor has nowhere to hide.
Oh mama.. I'm gonna loose that nail.
Also, Elain dancing.
>>70418927
>I said gimme that marble rye, you old bag!
>>70418898
This one
>>70418982
>"Hey!"
>"That's a lot of potatoes!"
>>70418474
the opposite
The big salad fr fr
The bone where Kramer finds /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
The limo ride with the white supremecists.
>>70419022
>Where did you get that butcher's coat?
>You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything.
>>70419109
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>>70419090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9U_Y3L7XU
>>70419254
I'm surprised this episode got a release in the DVD box set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXBC6R_rxk
>>70419001
It's
>SHUT UP, YOU OLD BAG!
The Calzone. Probably my favorite George and Kramer plots in the whole series.
>>70419278
>You take the monkeys side
lost it
The absolute best is The Opposite. To me it was the pennicle of Seinfeld writing and was never topped.
there's no such thing as a best episode you plebs, Seasons 2-8 were all funny in their own way
The Cuckold is absolutely one of my favourite episodes on this series to be honest family
The Pez Dispenser
That ending when George gets BTFO is amazing
>>70419530
this
>"And you want to be MY latex salesman"
just realized I've never actually watched a single episode of Seinfeld
seen plenty clips and know most of the characters and shit, but never actually sat through a full episode. no reason or anything, just never felt compelled to watch it
For some reason they sent everything BUT this show on TV in my country. What are essential episodes to watch?
>>70419906
do this >>70419851 and fuck off
The Opposite is my favorite.
>>70419906
They're all essential. Seasons 2 - 8 rivals any show ever.
>>70419906
I recently watched all of it and it was probably the most enjoyable show I've sat through. Get comfy and watch it all from start to finish.
>>70419906
http://www.mandatory.com/2015/10/29/the-top-10-greatest-seinfeld-episodes-of-all-time/
Just use this list, there are a million top 10 seinfeld episode lists, but this one seems to contain a good mix of episodes from every season.
The Marine Biologist - GOAT George monologue
The Gymnast - GOAT Jerry gf
The Race - GOAT situation
The Face Painter - GOAT Puddy
Fucking Newman kills me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TbCBoGbHw
>>70420020
>The Race
That's the best Christmas episode. I like it better than Festivus.
>>70420020
>>70420098
>The Race
along with The Cheever Letters and The Lip Reader are some of the most underrated eps desu
>>70420020
I was shocked when he ended up winning, thought for sure he would lose as cumupance. Very satisfying regardless.
The one where Jerry's gf sees George's dick
The Tape
The Merv Griffin Show
The Gum is the greatest episode, followed by The Race.
Best scene is in The Race in the coffee shop where Jerry and George are trying to convince a school friend that they don't know each other and it just descends into Jerry taking shots at George, and George pretending he is an architect.
>Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
>You did that?
>Yep, yep. It didn't take very long either.
Seinfeld's coming to my town in July. Hyped as fuck but I'm not sure I can find anyone who would enjoy the show.
>>70419906
Just watch it all through, I started about a week ago and absolutely love it.
>>70421141
Fuck, came here to say that one.
Absolutely brilliant.
>>70419568
this
>>70418600
>>70418619
>>70421141
>>70418533
All correct.
>>70418474
The Opposite - George comes out on top.
The Fire - George toppling over kids and the elderly
>>70418474
Its really hard to name a best.
The Hamptons
The Mango
The Hot Tub
Would be some suggestions. There's a reason Seinfeld is considered GOAT.
I don't have one, every episode is so much quality fun I can't pick one favorite. I do like the arch when they're going to make the TV show about nothing
>>70419568
>That ending when George gets BTFO is amazing
>>70421199
>Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you?
>>70418474
Jerry that's in Sweden.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxfivZF9Yk
Best George moment?
>>70421237
>>70421141
best bloopers 2bh
check it out
>That man was wearing glasses.
>He was wearing them to fool Lloyd Braun!
that line is the best line in any television show of all time
>>70421605
Saw it already. They can't keep their shit when kramer is thrusting chips and soda into his mouth.
CARTWRIGHT!
The Indian wedding episode
>>70418474
Always sunny thunder gun express was an homage to the Puerto Rican day festival episode
>>70418474
The one where we learn Kramer is actually Jerry from the future and Newman is actually George from the future.
The one where Elaine's psycho ex dressed up like a clown and stalked her and Jerry.
The one with O'brian, leader of the aryan brotherhood.
And finally, the one with the Frogger cabinet.
>>70418474
All of them
Anybody else wanna get real weird with 'Lainey?
The one where Elaines on a date and the guy takes his cock out and shes like mmm ;)
The one where Elaine needs a big hot creampie in her pussy so she goes and buys twenty boxes of sponges to stuff inside her pussy before the big hot creampie can go in (she can't handle condoms because she needs to feel the cum drip out of her for an hour afterwards)
>>70421989
>The one where Elaine's psycho ex dressed up like a clown and stalked her and Jerry.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHlko8X-uw
Crazy Joe Davola
>>70422028
>>70422022
>being attracted to a jewess
I love the episodes where Kramer goes to L.A. and he's being accused for being a serial killer. Another favorite is the one where Kramer cancels his mail.
Some of these episodes are very cinematic, true comedy gold.
>>70419035
holy shit it's so good
I like Jerry getting a man crush
The best Seinfeld episodes were written by Larry Charles.
Here are my favourites of his from each season.
Season 2: The Baby Shower
Season 3: The Limo
Season 4: The Outing (Fuck tons funnier than The Contest)
Season 5: The Fire
Are there any bad episodes? And by bad I mean something that is a shitty episode with no funny or clever stuff. Clip show episodes obviously, but you know what I mean.
I think the one episode where Jerry goes to see his parents is the worst episode, and even then it's not really a bad episode. It's just kinda weird because Kramer and George are not it in.
>>70418474
The Little Jerry is pretty good.
>tfw you will never have a friends like Jerry, Kramer, and George
Sure they're kinda awful people and give each other hard time, but in the end they're all bros together and help each other out.
>>70422190
the reverse episode, I can't watch that one
The Opposite
all of them
>>70422190
That one has bits like the pen and Elaine on the painkillers, but yeah I agree. A lot of season 1-3 are a kinda hit or miss but season 4 onward i cant think of an episode where I thought "oh it was just ok"
>>70422213
>tfw you used to think you were the Jerry of your group of friends
>tfw you realized you're actually the George
It's pretty liberating to be honest.
>>70422190
When I think of episodes I don't like so much it's usually down to a guest character:
The guy with a dog on the plane
The guy who ends up at Jerry's house drinking
The grouchy old man with the record collection
The "cashmere" woman
I rather like The Pen episode. STELLAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70422190
Most episodes after season 6. They all just seem bland to me.
the panties my mother laid out for me line was the most hilarious ending to any of the episodes imo
>>70418474
The one where George gets grapefruit juice in his eye and starts to wink all the time. Almost pissed myself laughing.
The one with the thing
You know, the episode between the first and the last one
>>70423925
Fucking Friendsfag detected.
>>70422636
George squirting the sauce bottle was the best bit of that episode
>>70420947
I WAS IN THE POOL
>>70421876
Only good because it's backward. You can watch it forward and it sucks.
>>70421517
This, I can't even think of a bad episode of Seinfeld.
What's the worst ep?
>>70418474
the reversed episode with the wedding in india
The one with George and his fake company, Venderlay Industries
Or
The Gymnast
>The finale is a good episode, plebs just don't understand.
>>70424509
I'm sure I laughed at that the first time I watched it, but man I cannot revisit that one.
>>70418474
The 2-parter when Georgey boy gets a tupee , season 6 i think
>>70425836
>>70418474
>no meme answers
go back to r3ddit
>>70419157
That one is one of the GOATs
the nap
>>70424156
SHRINKAGE
>>70419530
>The season 9 isn't good meme
I love Larry like everybody, but 9 had great moments. Really wasn't far off from 8
>ctrl + f
>no puffy shirt
oh so we're only doing silly responses today? epic haha :U
>>70424403
First two seasons are a little rough, but nothing is bad. They just hadn't found their pace, so things feel slow.
>>70426802
It was miles off. The only good thing about season 9 was George's descent into madness
The Secret Code (Bosco!) and The Merv Griffin Show were pretty good imo.
Also
http://graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0098904
>>70418907
The episode where they are trying to find the car in the shopping mall's parking lot
>>70419530
What about season 1. It's the comfiest by far and its nice to see the writing is sort of different than later seasons
>>70419109
>>70419157
The only right answer
Seasons 1-4 > Season 7 > Seasons 5-6 > Seasons 8-9
>>70421141
Just watched, can confirm. None of these storylines would make it today.
>>70421603
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
>>70427866
>that part where they are making out and jerry starts playing with the GI Joe
>>70418474
>no meme answers
I never liked Seinfeld when it aired, but it's my understanding that it spawned much of what's now common in sitcoms. So it's very unlikely anything from the show wouldn't be considered a "meme answer".
>>70425157
Finale should have been an episode about the absolutely most mundane, inconsequential thing possible.
>>70418610
what a cunt
>>70418474
Puerto rican day parade
Poor Pinkus....poor little Pinkus.
>>70418626
Thats like an ice cream man named "Cone."
>>70421237
>Where are the cameras?
>>70422315
STELLAAA
STELLAAAAAA
Best episode of S9 coming through. Only bad part was Elaine's subplot
The Gymnast
>"You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
>>70418474
The Letter
>>70421141
The part during the "break" where Kramer eats a handful of chips all at once and chugs a bunch of Coke is one of the greatest moments in the history of television.
>"And we're back!"
Bubble Boy and The Hamptons are two of the best sitcom episodes ever to me, along with Hank's Sex Tape on Larry Sanders and a serious handful of Simpsons episodes
Why were the 90s so great for sitcoms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGfyp6MxkM
Whatever episode this is
>>70418619
Came to post Jr mint. First episode my friend ever showed me. I still the parking garage one is the most rewatchable
The Limo is objectively the best non-meme episode
>>70432169
This.
>>70421603
Recently watched this ep and this made me laugh, probably not his best moment but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMyyLou7zDY
>>70432006
the native was hot as fuck
>>70432169
Peter Krause from Six Feet Under is in this!
>>70419109
>>70419157
came here to post this
They think Kramer is retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GHd6vavka4
>>70421989
Prickly Pete! He's the best in the world.
Prickly Pete I'm not the best
George ok let's say very good
Pete Pete good
>>70418474
the summer of George...or the one where George did the opposite of everything and won at life
>>70431526
Agree
>>70433261
Jimmy agrees
Jimmy also likes The Contest mostly for the "treating his body like an amusement park" line.
>>70433305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61iZXRCAL6s
"If I have to tell you again, we'll take it outside and i'm going to show you what it's like!"
Fuck me, that's a great thing to say when you want to threaten someone. Someone find Jason Alexander wherever he's hiding and do a Falling Down / Breaking Bad type project with him, unleashing a fury of impotent anger.
The one where that reporter thinks jerry and goerge are a gay couple
It's story time.
Obviously naming a minor series character after him, Lloyd Braun was Larry David's agent and attorney. David once shared with his friend Braun insight as to the secret meaning behind the Seinfeld finale that he never told anyone else.
Braun later embraced David's unspoken inspiration and in turn used it as the premise of a series he wanted to develop.
Lloyd Braun was the chairman of ABC from 2002 to November 2004. He is credited for having the initial idea for a concept of a new television show which, after many revisions, eventually ended up as Lost.
>The Seinfeld characters died in the plane crash
>The trial is their afterlife
>Larry David's friend used it as the inspiration for Lost
![tumblr_mcb1rrVzV51qza49co1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nLh3jyo.png "tumblr_mcb1rrVzV51qza49co1_500[1].png")
The Checks.
Kramer gets this oversized chest of drawers.
Jerry and George are pitching their tv show to Japanese TV executives.
The Japanese are sleeping in Kramer's chest of drawers and hot tubing with him.
Jerry gets his hand cramped from trying to sign hundreds of twelve cent royalty checks from the Japanese.
The Japanese get stuck in Kramer's chest of drawers. Jerry with his cramped hand can't open them. So he takes a fire axe to the chest. The Japanese think he crazy and tried to kill them. So the japanese reject his show pitch.
>I WAS IN THE POOL!
>>70435200
SHRINKAGE
>>70426603
dude i WUZ bald lmao
>>70433809
I love it.
>>70433993
>It's a Karl Farbman
Also love in that episode how Elaines boyfriend always runs into Jerry at inopportune times, so he thinks Jerry is like poor/down on his luck
>that 90s aesthetic
What a weird time to be alive
>>70418474
the one where kramer starts a smoking club in his apartment
>jerry's girlfriend has man hands
>takes out cellphone
>she doesn't have man hands anymore
http://shiggystream.com/
>>70421605
another contender for best blooper is when kramer's face gets all fucked up from smoking, and jerry sees him for the first time. i can't imagine how many takes were required to get a shot where jerry wasn't in tears.
it´s obviously
T H E B R I S
you fucking nerds
The one where Constanza eats the donut from the trash
Jerk Store
https://youtu.be/payDsNKcRKQ
Chinese Restaraunt
I'll also accept Parking Garage.
5/10 Seinfeld thread
You're all wrong. The correct answer isThe Statue
>>70418474
All of the episodes that involved George at work with the Yankees.
but you had to have THE BIIIIIG SAAALAD
The episode where George changes his desk at work so he can take naps and the same contractor screws over Jerry's apartment remodeling
a jerrys gonna be a cable boy, cable boy, a cable boy
Is there a more cringeworthy episode then the one where George crashes movie night at the black families house?
>>70438489
>http://shiggystream.com/
Nice, feels like I'm watching random syndicated episodes. Would be cool if it had a chat.
>>70441172
It does.
>>70441220
Fuck, it's not loading for me by the looks of things.
MANDELBAUM
MANDELBAUM
But who is the qt-est Seinfield girl?
>>70421199
>I just spoke to Duncan. He said if you don't race, he's going to fire me.
>What? He can't do that.
>Yes he can. He controls the means of production.
The way they sprinkled the plotlines together was great
>>70432006
>when Kramer drives by in the taxi
every damn time
>>70422096
>YOU THINK THESE HANDS , THEYVE BEEN SOAKIN IN IVORY LIQUID
>yeah I'll be fine
>>AS SOON AS I STOP GETTING ANY MAIILLLLLL
These are great moments. My favorite Kramer moment is pic related
>>70425112
>venderlay
>in a Seinfeld thread and can't spell vandalay
The one where Krame behaves like a dog.
the moyle almost circumcised my finger
It's aPIGMAN
Jery Get iPad
>>70441661
The one dating Mr. Peanut was a literal 10/10
>>70433261
underrated
>>70444315
loved the moyle, favorite non-recurring character.
>>70442808
I believe it's Vandelay.
>>70426603
Women hate the idea that a beta can trick them into thinking they're an alpha
It makes them physically angered
This is your latest lesson in why women are not to be trusted - self improvement will make women who know you turn on you
>>70431537
I once was kinda drunk and I threw away my pizza at the end of the night.
Later I went back and grabbed my pizza out of the bin (it was still in the box)
It was the first and possibly the last time I'll do that
>>70447325
>self improvement will make women who know you turn on you
Good advice.
>>70418474
The Nazi Contest
>>70422190
The finale, what a disappointment
>>70444315
I feel im entitled to some... compensation
>>70419831
I quote this all the time irl, and no one ever gets it
>>70418474
Maybe not the best one, but I loved the one where the story was told in reverse order.
>>70418474
The Marine Biologist is great. But since this fucking faggot >>70418610 thinks it's a meme, the Opposite episode was great.
The Pez Dispenser
The Big Salad
The Bizarro Jerry
I just watched The Gymnast and it really is amazing
>George eating eclair from the garbage
>George's bathroom habits
>3D art
>Kramer's kidney stone
>Mr. Pitt as Hitler
>Katya the qt
>magical world of sensual delights most men dare not dream of
The Outing
>>70420246
he's even steven
>>70421237
>>70421141
Kramer was 20 years ahead of his time. That character would be perfect for Youtube. He'd get the Merv Griffin Show set, and then just interview his friends on it.
>>70421876
>>70424289
>They had Indian characters saying India was a terrible dirty place
>>70433809
>>The Seinfeld characters died in the plane crash
>>The trial is their afterlife
Thematically that's what it's supposed to be. That literally doesn't happen though.
>>70441661
>But who is the qt-est Seinfield girl?
It will always be Elaine. She's not cute, but I want her.
The Doll. The scene with George's mom walking in on Frank, Kramer, and Maestro in their boxes made the episode.
I haven't seen a single episode of this show (obviously I'm not American), am I missing much?
Puddy the best
>>70450144
I liked what he added to the cast. He was a normal-ish guy in contrast to the secular selfish Jews.
The pig says 'my wife is a slut'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI
>>70447325
>unironically posting this
just listen to yourself
>>70419938
>>70419522
The Opposite is the show's true masterpiece. The Pen is its most underrated.
The fungus ointment and 'the move'
>>70441661
George's gf who did Jerry's taxes and went crazy.
>>70450464
Oh, fuck, I forgot about this. I fucking choke whenever I watch it because I forget it's coming and it kills me every time.
kramer get touchpad
>>70421876
Kill yourself you pleb
When Jerry's accountant is a drug addict
>I'm hip with the scene
>SOUTH AMERICA?
The one where Kramer goes to LA and starts screaming NIgger at everybody, then goes on Letterman to apologize while Jerry wears a puffy shirt and George gets in a fight with Larry Bud Melman backstage when he gets caught changing the tv to the porn channel and wacking off in Jerry's dressing room, while Elain and Puddy can't find their tickets to the show and end up across the street having an eating contest at Nathan's.
Then Jerry's mom chokes on a cock at the condo association orgy and noboby can get ahold of Jerry because his agent forwarded all of his calls to Newman.
>>70418474
The lost in the garage one.
>>70450206
>complete retard
>normal-ish
Tell me where you're from so I don't inadvertently visit.
>>70429639
the light in jerrys kitchen flickering a bit.
>>70450096
just the greatest sitcom ever made about greedy fucking jews.
>>70418474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MyZg7E27cw
>>70418474
the one with the limo and the kkk members.
if that's "soup nazi" my apologies, but i really did love that episode.
The one where George pretends to be a bad boy
https://youtu.be/lDLLPW20y3U
The English Patient
>Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!
>s02e06 The Statue
>Make love to that wall, pervert.
>I'm the judge and the jury, pal, and the verdict is guilty! Guilty!
GOAT
>>70421209
I saw him when I lived in Las Vegas. My advice would be don't go - it's really bad. It was a never meet your heroes experience for me.
Maybe you'd enjoy it but idk, I was really disappointed.
>>70452087
You think you're better than me? You think I can't lift that weight, string bean? I'll show you, I'llHURRGGGG OWW MY BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUR6AFTNMA
