>director is female
>director is christopher nolan
>director is a former music video director
>Title: The X's Wife
>Title: The Good X
>>70418180
>he thinks Lost in translation is good
*teleports behind you*
>>70418090
there's only like 3 decent movies by a female director
>director is a Big Guy
>>70418180
Bill Murray in a dramatic role is also one of my bugaboos.
>>70418192
*whispers something in your ear*
>From the director who brought you
>>70418090
>watching physical media instead of 50tb 20k ultra hhhhdddd yify rips
>director is non-disabled
>>70418231
it feels so fucking strange
you expect him to crack a joke or some shit and it's just some boring drama crap
>"it ain't me" starts playing in a Vietnam scene
>>70418180
Only works because Murray/ Prime Scarjo chemistry and Japan setting, that's it.
>>70418236
*unzips katana*
>nothing personal, kid
>>70418271
>it was a hologram
>>70418090
OPs status = BTFO
>Woman defeats a man in a fist fight.
>Woman defeats several men in a fist fight
Immersion broken. Wouldn't happen.
>Casey Affleck
The Matrix was directed by two women, what say ye?
>>70418395
>>70418090
>get turned into a woman
>lost ability to make good movies
it fits
>>70418090
>a long list of names starts scrolling over the screen
>>70418090
>he watches movies in physical media
>>70418370
cute!
>>70418214
waynes world and lost in translation are the only two i can think of that are good
>>70418370
you're just proving OP right by posting that garbo
>>70418370
Shit movie, look at that terrible lighting. The soundtrack was good but that's it
>>70418253
>not watching 360 200TB VR version
>>70418090
>modern movie with 'stong' female lead
>>70418214
hurt locker was good
>>70420644
3D master race.
>>70421138
Avatar deserve that Oscar and you know it
>>70420185
Your pleb taste is oozing.
>director is Bryan Singer
>impling this is not directed by a female
check em
> OP is a virgin and hates women because he can't get one.
>>70418090
>American Psycho
>Hurt Locker
>Zero Dark Thirty
>Lost in Translation
Ok lad.
>From the mind of _____
>>70421093
mad max?
>>70418090
>it's a sequel
>it's a prequel
Ha ha, time for dubs
>director is an american
>>70423773
good thing he cant get in a double wheelchair
>>70423795
lmao
But before you eject, check em!
>>70423773
lol, did they throw it out of the way on purpose?
>directors are ____ brothers
>>70418395
>wear a wig and dress
>"I'M A WOMAN NOW YOU BETTER TREAT ME LIKE A LADY!!!"
feels and delusion trumps biology
mankind never learns
I'd rather watch a movie directed by a woman than by a pedophile
>protagonist is a white male
wow, how original! as we all know, the only stories worth telling are about white dudes. thanks hollywood!
>>70418090
>>70418214
there are numerous works by a female director that "decent". you're just too misogynist to see it
>>70418090
>all the men are dumb incompetent douchebags, and all women are always right, capable and need no help from men
bonus points if women unironically and not-tongue-in-cheek say something like
>you don't own me
>i can handle this
or
>if they single-handedly take down a room full of baddies
And honestly, it bothers me also when it's a man pulling shit like this all by himself.
>>70424043
Aren't some of these made by guys? Like Alien or Kill Bill?
>>70423965
Well shit, I'm glad somebody gets it. Who cares about left handed hispano-negrita struggles to break the glass ceiling in a chinese restaurant franchise? "Yeah, I'll have cream of som yong gai with a side order of boh-ring."
>>70418151
David Fincher
>director is someone ive heard of
>>70424043
lol @ tumblr
>>70418090
what a weird looking laptop
>>70418090
>character talks to self for sake of exposition
>character shot in arm or leg but moving it just fine in the next scene
>killer is some asshole who only had three lines in one early scene and is not seen or heard from again until the reveal
>pulling arrow/spear/impaling object from self and soldiering on
>soldier kills twenty enemies consecutively and then gets killed by a grenade or friendly artillery
Name a director as good as Martin Scorcesse or Stanley Kubrick
>>>>>>>>>..P\pR0 tip
>you literally cant
>>70427446
Nolan. Done.
>>70427520
this
>>70427520
>>70427785
plebs
>>70418253
>being an impatient millennial
>>70419287
American Psycho
>>70427520
agreed.
>>70427520
bait
>>70418151
>implying you're not going to watch Swiss Army Man
>>70418090
nah m8
>>70427957
Maybe it's because I was born in 95, but I only saw this movie once and I thought it was overrated.
>>70427520
F1rst 0f all g0 back to l3ddit you stupid cunt.
Second of all I miss typed and meant to say female director
>>70428016
kill yourself you infant
>>70418090
>Hollywood Report Director's Roundtable
>Angelina Jolie is there because she directed one shit movie
>Red X press
>>70425870
there are words on that pic >>70424043 , read them.
it also has pretty shitty examples on it.
>>70424043
>divergent
shit b8
>>70418090
If women can make shit like this I'm all for it.
>>70424043
Most of these are directed by men
>Caterer is Canadian
fucking plebs
watch movies from outside of the us you neckbeards
faggot cum-master op hasn't seen titus
Cringing at OP desu
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