So you're telling me that Vicky Vale fell in love with Bruce Wayne after meeting him like one or two times?
After meeting only one or two times, Alfred tells Bruce to settle down with her?
What the fuck.
Completely ruined the movie for me. The romance subplot should have been removed entirely.
7/10 movie
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Well, he's a very rich, fairly good-looking single man with no kids, and she's a woman. So it kind of makes sense.
>>70416368
He's a fucking billionaire playboy, there are literally thousands of women who would kill to be with a guy like him.
>>70416368
You'd be surprised how quickly women will """"""fall for you"""""" when you're wealthy and good-looking
>>70417036
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>>70417134
Fine. But what I found more outrageous was Alfred telling Bruce to settle down with her, saying bullshit like "She's the one". Stupid fucking Alfred, telling Bruce to settle down with a girl he met once or twice.
>>70417208
Alfred wants to do his own shit for once like drink diet coke
>>70417134
Errrrrr, no.
Also, that old dump Alfred led her to the bat cave after a couple of meet-n-greets!!! What a dummy!!!
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>>70417269
kek
So you're telling me Batman and Robin see through Penguin's Schmidlapp disguise, and solve all of Riddler's bullshit moonlogic riddle bollocks, INSTANTLY, but Catwoman's mask and ears throw them off?
She doesn't even use cleavage to draw their gazes and distract them.
>>70417676
>She doesn't even use cleavage to draw their gazes and distract them.
yeah but that butt
>>70417208
If your boss roomed the streets at night dressed in an animal costume you'd want him to get a girlfriend as soon as possible as well.
>>70418576
heh, true
