>Ex Machina's Alicia Vikander will star as Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider reboot, and believe it or not, the Oscar-winning actress was secretly a fan of the video game franchise growing up.
>Vikander has had her eye on a video game movie role for a while now and had to turn down the opportunity to star alongside her boyfriend Michael Fassbender in Assassin's Creed.
>"I kept it secret – I didn’t have many girlfriends who shared that interest, but I really loved it," Vikander revealed in the latest issue of Total Film. "I did play Tomb Raider back then, even though my parents said I wasn’t allowed to."
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/03/tomb-raider-new-lara-croft-actress-alicia-vikander-used-to-play-the-game-in-secret
Why is she so based?
>>70413292
Suuure she did
>>70413292
>secretly a fan
so she played it twice or something?
>literally made Fassbender drop the black race
how good is she in bed?
If you believe that you're a fool.
>>70413292
>believing this bullshit
Then she should have known she'd be doing a disservice to Lara Croft by having no tits or ass
>>70413292
Doubt it.
>>70413292
>>70413349
>Vikander
>white
>>70413421
Fucking gross
>>70413292
>in secret
It means there is no evidence she has ever played it.
I don't know why actress say these. I don't mind if she never played games at all. She can do whatever girly things she like before.
condescending though I do mind
>>70413421
Ehhhh I would have preferred Daisy Ridley
>>70413480
Same shit.
>>70413480
I would have preferred a hot girl with big tits and ass instead of both of them
>>70413349
Why is Fassbender so promiscuous
Why can't he just play video games?
![48c0d88733271749beed684194d61302[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JXQtsJs.jpg "48c0d88733271749beed684194d61302[1].jpg")
>'I think when people write things for women - at least with the films I've done in the past, such as Tomb Raider - they're not serious. They're not raw. They're not hard. So when we wanted a real female action hero, we looked towards something that wasn't written for a woman.'
Daily reminder that the original Lara Croft hated the movie.
>>70413421
Explains why she always wears dresses
>>70413292
Why is the soundless version so much shittier than the real one reeeeeeeeee
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465012106032.webm
>>70413557
I honestly have no idea what she is talking about
>>70413726
More context:
>'They wanted me to play a Bond girl in Casino Royale,' says Angelina Jolie. 'I said, "Actually, I'd prefer to play him; I'd rather be Bond." It was a joke - kind of. It was an interesting conversation.'
>'Salt is nothing like Bond,' says Jolie. 'In so many spy films women are femme fatales and we wanted to avoid that. My character doesn't use her sexuality to get anything. It's the roughest I've looked. When we fight, it gets ugly. Somebody breaks my nose in the film. It's not pretty.'
>'I think when people write things for women - at least with the films I've done in the past, such as Tomb Raider - they're not serious. They're not raw. They're not hard. So when we wanted a real female action hero, we looked towards something that wasn't written for a woman.'
>>70413647
Better question is why we can't have sound enabled webms.
>inb4 screamers
I remember the sanic script spam being posted everywhere when YouTube videos autoplayed or something but still, shit excuse.
>>70413292
She funny, in still images
meh most of the time
In motion I want to fuck her to Nine inch nails in the background.
>>70413647
That song is awful. Glad sound isn't allowed on /tv/
Wow
Another plain face fridge bitch
>>70413801
That's because Salt was written with Tom Cruise in mind for the lead.
It seems what these strong empowered women want is to take characters written for men or AS men because their femininity offends them.
>>70413421
Fassbender dropped thick black chicks...for THIS!?
>>70413804
We can just only certain boards have sound which is retarded. Also other imageboards have 8mb or 10mb instead of 3mb
>>70413292
>Tomb Raider: Actress Alicia Vikander Used to Play the Game in Secret
>Used to Play the Game in Secret
>the Game
who else lost?
>>70413557
she is pretty based honestly
someone post the video where she btfo some tourists while she was in her adoption country
or the other one where she told off a sjw reporter in a pre movie interveiw thing
>>70413421
lmao
>>70413452
He didn't say she was white, just "not black". Fassbender's gonna have to cure his jungle fever one baby step at a time.
>>70414090
>left
Wins Oscars
>right
Zero roles won from star trek
So do ugly chicks just try harder?
>>70414090
Alice Eve is a fucking fertility goddess jesus fucking christ
>>70414125
eve been in six movies and has three more in post production since star trek.
Does she look the part, anons?
>>70413421
It does not matter, they will just "beauty her up" at Lola, Hydraulx or Method like usual.
>>70413292
no she didn't, she was too busy getting slammed by Chads and bbc
>>70413292
I never saw the appeal of this game. It was just like Crash Bandicoot with guns.
>>70414064
>Also other imageboards have 8mb or 10mb instead of 3mb
I can't tell you how many times I get the file large error, 4 fucking MB too big. A webm saved from /wsg/ or /gif/ even without sound is 99℅ unusable anywhere else. Thanks, Moot.
>>70413343
nope. she vaguely remembers walking in on her brother fapping to lara once and just started pretending to like computer games when it became cool.
>>70414240
Seriously this, the fun dies out really quickly
>>70413494
ridley isn't a fridge like vikander, she's just flat as a board in the boobs/ass department.
>>70414212
Should have just gotten an American again desu
>>70414240
>Crash Bandicoot with guns
Is that supposed to be an insult?
>>70414212
Shit casting, Lauren Cohan was born for this role.
>>70413421
WHAT THE FUCK, FASSBENDER?!?
>>70414412
Calm down nerd.
>>70414125
Not being in your mid 30s does that
Thats why Margot Robbie lie
>>70414090
>Alice "sex goddess" Eve
With that body and that name it's a fucking travesty she's not in porn.
>>70414606
i had never noticed how pornstar-like her name sounds, you're right
I wonder how many times she's been SOMALIED
>>70414359
You know the model that render is based off of is a brit, right.
>>70413292
>"I did play Tomb Raider back then, even though my parents said I wasn’t allowed to."
I remember the dark 90s when my sister had to secretly play video games and my misogynistic rage when I once caught her doing it
>>70415170
It's Sweden. Games with guns are bad.
>>70415170
Nerd girls 10 years ago = Jews in Nazi Germany
>>70414068
the world stopped playing back in 2008 m8
![XqyYBNp[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sBHzXcS.png "XqyYBNp[1].png")
NEVER underestimate girls you fedora tipping neckbeards.
Or you will regret it
>>70413514
He doesn't have a VGP (Video Game Player)
>>70414174
And yet she will best be known as "That girl in a bra in that one trailer". Not even the movie, the trailer.
>>70415399
what a fascinating entry into the encyclopaedia of things that never happened.
>>70415476
Still looks better hten the next trek film
>>70413292
>Why is she so based?
It's so when her childhood friends point out on social media that she never played it she can say she did, just in secret.
>>70413468
What sort of evidence would you want? Should she go and dig out her memory card?
>>70413292
>claims she's a gamer
> but she kept it a secret...for reasons...
Why do they feel the need to insult my intelligence?
>guise, I'm totally a gamer
>b-but don't ask anyone about it!
>I-I played it in secret!
>>70415944
It has been "cool" only in these recent years, even I who was born in 1993 had troubles playing GTA.
>>70413292
this is tomb raider actress?
haaaaa surree suuuuree
>>70413292
Whenever I hear of Vikander, I'll just think about the generic as fuck love interest she played to beat out JJL for an Oscar.
>>70416157
Too racist for the Academy
>>70416092
what u talking about nigger? Videogames never were and aren't cool now.
But many people played relatively normie games like mario, sonic, and slightly geekier but still not "kek aspie!" like monkey island and counter strike
>>70415944
Because there are idiots like the OP who will fall for it.
>>70413292
>HEHE I PLAYED VIDEO GAMES IN SECRET HEHE
>ARNT I CUTE AND NAUGHTY HEHE
>GAMERS WILL LOVE
ME NOW HEHE
>>70416092
Tomb Raider wasn't GTA. My parents thought video games were evil too. Didn't stop me from playing Jedi Knight or Lego Island or shit like that.
Tomb Raider wasn't Doom.
>>70416157
She really won it for Ex Machina and her role she won on, but they only nominate a actress for one movie
>>70416366
I actually really like Vikander in general. But not only do I stand by thinking JJL gave a better performance, she's long overdue anyway.
At least it wasn't Winslet again (who I also like). Have no clue how she got a Golden Globe for Steve Jobs.
>>70416300
ITT: characters that are literally you
Pic related
>>70416157
The women's category is a joke though
>>70416414
A great performance in a subpar western never going to win awards. Also JJL has burned bridges over the years.
>>70416456
McAdams being nominated at all is proof of this. She had like 5 scenes of looking concerned in Spotlight. I don't even know why I give a shit about the Oscars.
>>70416243
I am talking about the old stigma, and how now is normieshit because of telephones and facebook.
>>70416513
I figured because it was since she liked saying nigger in the movie.
> Also JJL has burned bridges over the years
Never thought of this. May explain why she hasn't been nominated in the 90s. I guess she was too noticeable in Hateful Eight to be ignored this time.
>>70416528
Who else were you going to nominate?
Spotlight had by far the best ensamble performance, so they nominated the lead, and supporting actor and actress.
You had prime oscar bait in Rooney being nominated for Carol.
Two good performances in not great movies (JJL and Kate Winslet)
and a actress who put in two really good performances in the year, and since science fiction NEVER wins, and Ex Machina she was going to have to face Larson who had it wrapped up, they gave it to Vikander, who is by all accounts a actress that not a diva, remembers her lines, and is willing to do as much publicity work as they ask her to do.
>>70413292
i wish this was in higher quality and it was just more of the 8 second mark
so cute CUTE!
>>70416572
She was helped that a lot of people gave her chances due to what happened to her father.
She doesn't like to do the publicity stuff. That hurts her chances in getting big roles and in the award stuff, since she not viewed as a "team player"
>>70416651
Not him but: Ruffalo (delivered his lines like a retard and was distracting) and McAdams (barely in the movie and wasn't compelling/interesting whatsoever) were only nominated, of course, because Spotlight gathered so much acclaim.
Should've nominated Emory Cohen from Brooklyn or Charlotte Rampling from 45 Years instead of McAdams.
I don't think that matters though, I think Leigh should've won too. I've seen enough publicity from the both of them.
>>70416978
Rampling was nominated for best actress
>>70416978
>Charlotte Rampling
She was nominated for Best Actress. Not best Supporting.
Emory Cohen is ...a actor
Tomb Raider was pretty trash imo, the most fun I had with that game was drowning Lara
how do you play a game in secret?
>>70416978
>Not him but: Ruffalo (delivered his lines like a retard and was distracting) and McAdams (barely in the movie and wasn't compelling/interesting whatsoever) were only nominated, of course, because Spotlight gathered so much acclaim.
Not going to disagree - Spotlight had the best ensamble acting, but none of them were great, just that there wasn't a bad actor. Also, McAdams nailed the real life reporter in mannerisms and so on, but most folks wouldn't get that.
As for your comment - I guessing you mean Nora-Jane Noone or Fiona Glascott for brooklyn, as you metioned a actor
And the other anons have pointed out that Rampling had a well deserved nomination as best actress.
>>70416651
Forget her name, but the one "chick?" from Tangerine was aight. Hell, I'd have nominated Emily Blunt over McAdams.
I'm just biased and irrationally mad because my favorite actress lost her (probably) last chance at a recognized award.
>>70417228
>As for your comment - I guessing you mean Nora-Jane Noone or Fiona Glascott for brooklyn, as you metioned a actor
Ahhhh, yes, I'm stupid. I didn't love the movie, kind of forgot. I still liked it.
>And the other anons have pointed out that Rampling had a well deserved nomination as best actress.
I was so focused on the supporting roles last year and I remember her seeming like a supporting actress in the movie. I'm a retard again, I know.
I'm no report, and McAdams was convincing enough, but her part just seemed so minor and empty. Buuut I'm not a reporter. There have been worse nominations.
>>70417259
Assuming Sicario, Emily blunt would been under best actress, not best supporting actress.
the other one that was considered was Helen Mirren for Trumbo, but Trumbo wasn't a good film.
JJL just happened to do a good job in a bad Tarantino film.
>>70417259
I doubt it was her last chance. She was always active on the indie scene but when she had a kid and took some time off she had some trouble getting roles when she came back. Getting a nomination is good enough to get producers to consider her.
>>70413292
>Literally looks like a fucking 15 year old
>No tits, ass, waist, hips, anything feminine
>>70414068
Either she never actually played any of the games, or she thinks TR2013 was the only Tomb Raider game before Rise of the Tomb Raider.
>>70414212
>>70414359
>>70414448
They should honestly just hire Kendricks to do it. She looks like Lara, and actually has tits+waist+ass.
Pic related sums up my feelings about everything.
>>70413292
WOW, SHE'S A NERD JUST LIKE ME. THAT'S RELATABLE. I LIKE HER.
>>70417314
To be specific, McAdams did a good job playing Sacha Pfeiffer, who is the real life reporter.
>>70413356
this desu senpai
it's called publicity
>>70417373
True, true. Here's hoping. I don't know why I'm so negative about it. And at least, like you said, the nomination seems to be getting her some more work.
>>70415399
Top fucking cringe. Also, never happened
>>70413292
>Parents said I wasn't allowed to play a video game (see: CIS father and enslaved mother)
>Had to hide the fact I play games from my female friends! (see: society is so evil towards us gamer grrls!)
>I...I really did play it, guys! (see: she watched a let's play of PewdiePie playing it a few weeks ago, and growing up thought the character was "omg so slutty, look at her boobs! What loser would like this!!")
GO.
HOME.
GAMER.
GIRL!
>>70415399
>random neckbeard striking a conversation with a girl
yeah, this didn't happen
>Based
No.
http://forum.smokingpalace.net/showthread.php?t=209494
>>70413494
>same shit
go to bed kid or you'll miss the morning cartoons
>>70417384
>Kendricks
Who?
>>70415399
>Likes Charizard
Stopped reading right there. Fucking pleb normie shit.
>>70415399
>Superman ring
>Making the guy sound like a typical brainless version of what Tumblrites think men are like
>Her responses are completely thought out and articulated
>MUH MASS EFFECT
In other words some fat bitch with glasses woke up and took too much prozac and other anti-depressants, and while in a euphoric state, wrote out the most triggering shit for all'dem Tumblr likes that she could think of?
>"Let's see what proves I'm a real nerd!"
>"A superman ring! Perfect!.. But what else..."
>"I know, Mass Effect! Because I'm a real gamer!"
>"Ok, now we need something that the "non-nerds" will know... How about Pokemon? And power rangers!"
>"Now I just need to think of a way to... Omg, I've got it. Pokemon Power Ranger shirt, while wearing a Superman ring, with a bunch of Mass Effect games in my car! And this total CIS white male is going to mansplain it all to me!"
>>70414341
This. At least Daisy's legs are sexy.
>>70417638
Daily reminder that what she said was literally just Crystal using her as a mouthpiece to speak to their new intended audience of nu-males and sjw retards.
>>70417797
Pic related, I forget her full name.
>>70416157
I've only seen Fast Times and H8tful.
But JJL would be a better choice for Croft than Alicia Fridge-kander
such a nerd xd
>>70413421
And you guys call Margot Robbie a fridge.
>>70417895
She's too old for Lara.
>>70418129
I was just saying because Vikander seems like one of the worst choices you could pick for the role.
From what I seen, JJL seems to got some meat on her bones at least. Damn, didn't realize she was 54 tho
>>70418200
Now that I think of it, going by the fact that hollywood would never hire >>70417894
because she does nude glamour shoots, a better options would be Hayley Atwell. Decent actor, and has big tits as well. She's doing capeshit so I'd doubt she'd pass the offer.
OMG SHES SO COOL
SHE WAS ASHAMED TO BE A NERD BUT NOW SHE IS OPEN AND HONEST, SO BRAVE!
>>70417679
she smokes?
d r o p p e d
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>>70413292
>>70418259
>Crystal would rather hire a aneorixic bitch with no tits, ass or curves, to be empowering and progressive, and not hire pic related instead
Each day I hate Crystal more and more.
![381117._SX540_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XxoOgte.jpg "381117._SX540_[1].jpg")
>fassbender openly admits he never played assassin's creed
>she pretends she plays video games
Why are womyn so full of shit?
>>70417679
Heh, this is better than the Jew finders
>>70418383
Hayley Atwell is a shit actress
And you are a moron if you think that tits are the only thing that matter for casting the role
Literally go watch porn or better yet the porn parody of Lara Croft
This is by far the stupidest complaint I have seen on /tv/ in quite a while
This bitch doesn't even look white.
>>70418510
>How dare you want integrity to the source material!
>You should want a flat chested bitch to take the role and love it otherwise your're a sexist pig!
Sometimes I forget how much Reddit has corrupted this place.
>>70418430
>tfw you find out one of your favs smokes
Feels awful
>>70415426
Kek'd
>>70413465
Yea... very gross.
I'd like to see the top babes you can get if you define this as gross
>>70418998
Well that would be the majority of women so I'd say quiet a fucking lot.
>>70418412
Maybe she actually played the game, but little did the foolish woman realize that you can't just make such a statement without providing clear and unambigious evidence. She should've just kept silent, and she could have avoided all of this.
>>70419213
>Abloo fucking hoo muh sexism
This isn't your personal blog on cancer, no one gives a shit about you or your asinine opinion.
>>70419382
If you can't handle dissenting opinions then 4chan may not be the right place for you
>>70419470
If you can't handle people calling you out on your contrived bullshit then 4chan may not be the right place for you.
>>70413292
Bullshit, she never played it. Maybe for 5 minutes or some shit that doesn't count.
>>70413292
I bet she didn't. None of the girls I EVER knew played fucking games.
>>70413292
>gets role
>watches someone play it in her trailer for 10 minutes while she texts/fucks around on her cell phone
"I did play tomb raider back then, even though my parents said I wasn't allowed to"
>>70413452
Is it the 1 quarter finnish ancestry?
>>70413998
They are just nuts
You can't talk politics with these women, they are totally delusional & will just get upset at you
Is Vikander attractive? She was cute in the man from uncle but ugly in everything else
>>70415589
Joke, but I could actually go and find my regular ps2 8mb card, my high-capacity 16mb card, and my ps1 card in black. If I can do it to prove I played this or that game, why can't she?
Love her but this sounds like PR.
>>70419841
attractive, but not stunning the way Lara should be.
>>70418670
> all I care about from the source material is that Lara Croft has big jugs
> I don't care about the fact that she has smaller breasts in the latest source material
> actually defending this as a rational position to take
>>70413557
Hated playing chesty lara so much she lopped off her own tits.
>>70417894
It's not classic tomb raider, it's based off the 2013 reboot. Lara is now a moderately-endowed-at-best uni student who gets trapped on an island and murders hundreds of russians. Does not contain any tombs or raiding.
>>70414090
I need to breed with miss eve
>>70415399
If you make up a story why do you still make yourself sound like a retard? Ill never understand women
>>70419841
I find the lack of female features not attractive.
>>70414269
What's that timeline /v/ has when interest in video games began to change?
It started in 2007, right?
>>70419917
The cancer didn't help.
>>70419799
That's basically the best and only answer when they complain about this shit.
>>70420509
Pretty much, 07 is when the big bang theory first aired
>>70418510
>Hayley Atwell is a shit actress
Wish more people would bring this up 2bh
Feels like she gets a free pass constantly cause she's easy on the eyes. She's been about passable in everything I've seen her in.
>>70413312
>>70413343
>>70413356
This, nerds are fucking easy to manipulate though.
>>70414090
/fit/ fag here, she actually has some potential. a year of hard training, and this bitch could look like a goddess
>>70415399
>spd a-squad team had a red ranger
yeah, that totally fucking counts
>>70413292
>Why is she so based?
You really think she isn't lying?
Actors lie for a living.
>>70413557
well no shit. the movies sucks ass
>>70420618
>she gets a free pass constantly cause she's easy on the eyes.
That's MOST actresses.
>>70413421
OH SHI HERE COME DAT GAL
>>70420688
No one asked you queer. Go back to your muscle worship board.
Girls don't have interests. They adopt those of whichever chump they're trying to cuck.
>>70417679
http://forum.smokingpalace.net/showthread.php?t=181373&page=10
>literally 12 pages of "thanks" and "great find, thank you:)"
is this the nicest forum on the internet?
You guys are pretty much massive fags.
>>70422268
>massive fags
u wot m8
>>70414090
AE All Day.
Hehe yeah guys i remeber when i used to sercretly eatch my brother play crash bandercut. Or atleast i think thats what it was. Hehe. I tried to.lay it once but my father beat my mother and threwe into the dirty video gale daughter dungeon for serveral months. Ahhhhh so much nostalgia. Like totes
>>70422311
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK*
>>70414212
Would have liked to have seen Poppy Drayton take the role.
>>70414448
Lauren Cohan another good choice, albeit a bit of an older Croft.
>>70417679
About time we stopped looking up to smokers. They are scum.
Mm
She shared flat with rats so she knows the new game feel
>>70414212
if they are going to make a nu lara movie why not use her voice actress?
>>70423893
OSCAR WINNER alicia vikander as lara croft
>>70423893
1) Key word: VOICE actor
2) See >>70423918
>>70424003
>Key word: VOICE actor
She's actually an actor, not just a VA.
reminder that according to the original concept lara croft is supposed to be a latina
michelle rodriguez croft when
>>70413292
>girl says she plays games
>entire thread is full of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's like I'm on /v/.
>>70424042
m8 i've seen californication
>>70413343
All girls I know played tombraider 2
only the manor part though
the great wall was to "complicated" or "scary"
>>70424761
>women says she played 1 specific game in secret for somereason
>its err my friends and parents didn't want me to play even though they must have got her the game or seen her console or pc
>happens to be the exact same franchise she has a role for
>>70425005
>>70414068
FUCK! It can't be helped. I must use "THAT"
>>70413421
Once again hiring skeletons to play thick, busty characters.
>>70419841
>She was cute in the man from uncle
Most women become 10x more attractive when wearing 60s clothing, it's a fact.
This legit has potential to be a really good female led blockbuster. They didnt so anything retarded like take a male character and make him female and it should be an original story.
I hope they base it off the newer games where she actually uses her intelligence. If the make it a female power fantasy then it will suck. In the games she gets her ass kicked repeatedly but has a shit ton of perseverence. Please be good...
>>70426771
new lara isn't thick or busty
>>70426948
Yeah they've already trashed the original character. A shame. I guess they want her to be more "realistic."
>>70426972
desu I found new lara more attractive than old lara. she can be qt as well as sexy, and the voice actress has a nice voice
>>70426909
this is objectively true and annoying
>ywn have a wannabe-1960s hipster gf
>>70427027
>>70413452
>only black and white exist
wew lad, have you ever spent any time in the real world?
>>70413480
It could've work if she had good acting skills.
>>70427018
It annoys me because I was always under the impression that the big boobs were a trademark of the character. She doesn't even look like Lara Croft anymore.
>>70413292
Nobody gives a shit, just make a good movie.
Nobody ever gives a fuck about an actor or an actress' credibility for having debased themselves to a state of consumerism so they can schill their latest project.
Just make a good fucking movie.
Wow! She's pretty AND a nerd?!
What a woman! I'm DEFINETLY going to see this movie now!:D
She's just like us guys.
>>70426948
The new Laura is white and still has an attractive body unlike what I saw when Alicia wasnt wearing a cgi suit in ex machina.
>>70427081
Barely acts like her either, original Lara was pretty much an over the top amalgam of James Bond with Indiana jones with tits thrown in, gunning down wild life and backflipping away from T-Rexes.
>>70413421
that some straight out of King of the Hill shit right there man
>>70413421
Her body lines follow the original Croft model pretty faithfully though
>>70427081
That's because you're blinded by nostalgia goggles
She's just more realistic and doesn't have idiotic fake porn tits she had for a couple of games. Her body shape hasn't even changed.
WOW NERD CULTURE IS SO FUCKING COOL YOU GUYS A 10/10 SEXY BABE LIKE HER IS A NERD?! HAHA WHO WOULDA THUNK IT I BETTER GIVE THESE FUCKING CABAL-LIKE CORPORATIONS ALL MY FUCKING MONEY HAHAHA
>>70427076
Looks alright but too bad she doesn't have a chest.
To quite honest you my family members, they could've just hired the actual voice actor from the game so we all could move on with our daily shit posting lives here in boards.4chan.org/tv/
>>70427358
>More realistic
Why is this better?
>>70413292
How did she manage to film this with a straight face?
>>70413349
Literally Mr. ExxonMobil
>>70427358
>realistic
Literally none of the men with 20 packs and chiseled jaws are realistic so why should women be fridges?
>>70427027
Tom Hardy made that movie watchable.
>>70427579
his tooth. the row of those teeth when he grins. there is something disturbing about them.
his smile says:
>those are the teeth that will rip your flesh from your bones
>>70413292
Anyone got source on OP webm?
>>70427742
Alicia Vikander
>>70427717
>he will never run you down and tear your throat out to prove his masculinity to an ebony goddess
;__;
>>70420573
>the big bang theory started 9 years ago
>it'll never be 2007 again
Why live, bros?
>>70413421
Can someone shoop a fridge into her torso?
What's with actresses dancing in a light tube room? Is that from something?
SO MAYBE ILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU, GAMERGATE, BUT ONLY IF YOU SUPPORT MY WORK.
>>70413421
F E E T
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>>70413292
Yeah sure.
>>70413421
Disgusting. Who thought this would be a good Lara.
>>70418670
>I don't care if she's shit and the movies shit I just want muh big jugs
you 12?
>>70414234
No one wants you Jamal
Leave the role to AJ Lee.
>>70428965
Put it in the trash
>>70417894
>girl with some actually big tits
>appearing in a Hollywood movie as something more than a background extra
Yeah, not gonna happen on this life.
>>70413292
This is like when a player pretends to be a childhood fan of a club after signing for them.
>>70428965
Why would Lara Croft be played by a small Indian boy?
