>it's a three hour movie
>>70412322
>it's a 400 lb white boy
>he gets dubs
>>70412322
>that guy that wears baskeball shorts to the theater
>>70412322
>Film cares more about providing cinematic experience rather than an interesting film
I haven't properly enjoyed modern film in a long time, and whenever I do, it's a one off. Everything feels so "blockbustery" these days. That's understandable but it's still bland as fuck. It's production value over everything else these days.
>>70412383
>wearing basketball shorts to anything but a basketball court or bed
Absolute nig/fat/assorted pleb scum tier
>i sneak food into the cinema
![220px-Sátántangó_dvd_cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wLwZQnK.jpg "220px-Sátántangó_dvd_cover[1].jpg")
>its a 7.5 hour nap
>>70412556
>nap
Fucking pleb
>>70412322
>Movie is longer than 1 hour and half
What the hell
>that dude is married, has thousands of supportive fans and makes a ton of money off of youtube
wild
>>70412383
kek
>>70412601
he's being cucked
>>70412322
>it's a 3+ hour movie
>set up a day in your schedule just for it
>get everything done before it
>prepare some snacks, a comfy space
>push play
>experience patrician cinema
Honestly, Lawrance was one of the best movie experiences of my life.
>>70412599
No mainstream blockbuster film needs to exceed 90 minutes. I hate how 2 and a half hours has became the standard runtime for a big summer blockbuster when they only have enough depth to fill 75 minutes without feeling bloated.
>>70412773
2h should be the standard runtime IMO. Unless you're making capekino like TDK. Otherwise, no thanks.
>>70412773
I agree, all those super hero and transformers movie that last for like 3 hours should burn in a fire.
If you need more than 2 hours to do a fun action flick you're shit at directing.
>>70412773
2 hours is too long. 1 hour 30 minutes is too short. The perfect length is 1 hour 45 minutes.
>>70412322
hes getting very old for a human hippo, id say hes bacon is cooked within 5 years
>>70412322
Boogie go to bed its only 5 days your wife is away no need to post on tv
>>70412521
but anon I'm just going to walmart
>>70412553
>its a boogie tries to diet/exercise but fails due to reasons after a couple weeks and cries about it for the last 6 years
>it's a 3 hour movie
>not indy
>not artsy
>not epic
>just schlock
By far the worst trend in recent cinematic history. Nobody fucking needs 3 hour action movies. Especially not of capeshit.
>the same people who complain about a movie being too long are the same people who sit on their ass all day, browsing the internet or marathoning shows on netflix
>>70412553
When I was a kid I used to sneak in candy, now I sneak in alcohol. Pic related.
>>70413712
wow hardcore man
>that guy that stubbed his toe in the theater but had to get it amputated later due to untreated diabetes (actually happened to a guy that ate all of the free donuts at my work. He later died from complications of the amputation)
That boogie doesn't have diabetes is incredible
>>70412601
boogie is legitimately a nice person though not a scumbag like us on 4chan
>>70413583
uhh I lay on my bed with my laptop on my chest all day thank you very much
>>70412322
I'm so glad I'm not fat.
>>70412553
fuck you man im not paying $7 for a drink and $5 for a small bag of popcorn.
>>70412556
i'm hungarian and haven't seen this movie yet. should I?
>>70415311
there is nothing worse. i honestly believe it's an addiction. and it takes so fucking long to lose it that most people, myself included just give up. you always feel like shit, never wanna go out, probably can't even work from being so out of shape. it's fucking horse shit and cucks you out of life pretty much. never let it happen. i wish i hadn't.
t. fattest fuck on /tv/
>>70413712
Jesus christ bring a bit more in there lad, what the fuck. How do you even feel this?
>>70415461
You can still do something. You really can. It may not feel like it but that's not what matters.
t. alcoholic 26 virgin
>>70414852
He does have diabetes, and has gone into multiple coma's. He said that one of his feet recently exploded while trying to do yoga.
>>70412322
Just watch it on 2x speed with closed captions on you pleb.
>>70415819
And all this for wanting to stuff yourself with food like a bag?
Holy fuck, are americucks even people?
>>70415819
did this really happen? wtf
>>70414929
That can't be good for your neck.
>>70412372
boogie is easily 500 desu
>>70415316
>$7 for a drink and $5 for a small bag of popcorn
Plus tip
>movie is barely 90 minutes
It's amazing how this is like a giant relief these days when it used to be the norm. The last two movies I saw in theaters, Keanu and Hardcore Henry, both pleased the shit out of me because they were so concise.
And even then, both felt about fifteen minutes too long.
>>70415461
What pisses me off is LITERALLY how easy it is to lose weight. It requires absolutely no exercise, no movement, no money (saves money). You just do ONE THING: eat less
you can shed weight off like a fucking maniac but most fat people have the willpower of a 3 year old with candy in front of him. they try to do these crazy 1.5/2k calorie diets which no doubt is a failure coming from 4/5/6k calorie-a-day diets. It's no surprise that fat people are statistically stupider than normal sized people
>>70416624
fat ass you replied to. how is following a 1500 calorie diet detrimental? ive been doing it for a few weeks and even doing that, the weight is coming off at a snails pace
>>70416669
Because it's too drastic of a change from such a high calorie diet. Sooner or later the fatty will break and binge hard. A smart way to do it is to figure out what how many calories you eat normally to maintain your obese body, and cut that amount by 500/1000/1500 etc slowly
Most also "eat clean" like 20 carrots and green shakes and other bullshit. It doesn't matter what you eat (for weight loss/gain), what matters is calories in/calories out. You can lose weight by eating twinkies pizza and ice cream as long as you eat under your TDEE
And i seriously doubt you are eating 1500 calories a day as a fat fuck and are barely losing weight. Fatties have an amazing ability to underestimate their calories; I've seen in first hand with fat friends who asked me to help them. 1500 a day for a few weeks? You should be shedding lots of weight but this also depends on how tall and fat you are. I'm 99% sure the problem is with you
>>70416669
Not the other dude, but I'm also following a 1500 calorie diet and it's working extremely well.
In order for it to work well though you have to do a few things, overestimate your calories by a bit and don't be afraid to starve (especially at the start of the diet when you're breaking your old habit of eating much more). The starving feeling goes away eventually and you can take the edge off by drinking water.
>>70412322
>It was a 3 hour movie but got important scenes removed for a shorter run time.
>>70412521
>basketball shorts
Hey, have you guys seen my keys or wallet?
>mfw
>>70417002
I'm sure most people don't realize how much of their caloric intake is from things like soda and juice.
>>70415461
man up and lose it then faggot.
obviously you dont hate it enough to do something decisive about it
>>70412322
ITT: ADD
>>70417074
Yeah that's true. It brings up an interesting point though, while the whole weight loss thing is really about calories in/ calories out. You really cannot afford to eat unhealthy things like soda and chocolate during your 1500 calorie diet.
You're going to starve halfway through your day since you spent all your calorie budget on things that don't help hunger at all.
So in conclusion, he should really try to eat healthy (no soda, chocolate and limit carb intake) eat more protein since it keeps you full for a longer period of time.
>>70412383
I'm on here too much
>she force feeds him hoping to cash in on that life insurance policy and fucks his roommate when he's asleep all day
>>70417227
>she
that's clearly a man next to the blob of flesh
>>70417506
It's obviously an image of a lard elemental meeting Paul Stanley.
>>70412322
>It's a 9+ hour filler movie
Desolation was my favorite, I actually really liked the romance plot. Most of the other stuff got boring or had too much CGI.
Bought this set to watch the 28 hour bonus features.
>>70412383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEemjS2lMeA
>>70413561
>three hours of shooting the badguys and cracking shitty one-liners
>can't even play ETS2 while watching
fuck that shit
I just watched the hateful eight, it was three hours of garbage.
Holy shit tarantino just keeps getting worse, what a pile of shit.
>tfw you loved the lotr trilogy for the very reason it was comfy, long
>tfw I got to escape my miserable life
