Was she a good Lara Croft?
i'd let her kick my ass
she's like what pierce brosnan was to james bond.
>>70409135
Actually, yeah, she was pretty damn great.
>>70409135
Yes.
Literally perfect. She is Lara Croft incarnate. When this movie first came out i lost my mind.
>>70409190
Pretty apt right here.
>>70409135
Better than the chick we got now.
>>70409342
the staff guy's hat got a boner
kek
curvy angelina is best
underrated action flicks desu
>>70409135
She had the right pair of boobs for the role.
Too bad she had to cut them off.
>>70409342
Nice mons
>>70409135
her face matches Lara's closely, something that examples like:
>>70409342
don't have
>>70409135
That bra is doing her a lot of favors.
>>70409342
the butter-face and lack of muscular legs is why she is in cosplay
>>70410567
but she's in porn not cosplay
>>70410649
my dead mother could still do porn if someone paid the cemetery groundskeeper. My mother also would make a shit Croft because it would take the groundskeeper and porn director to throw her lifeless body around the set. Just like they do in porn...
>>70409342
who is this maiden raider?
>>70409293
This current "Lara" is no more Lara then I would be if I were to put on a bra and panties.
>>70409342
Prefer Kendrick's cosplay desu senpai.
>>70409135
Not at all, she couldn't act for shit but the movies were horrible nonetheless. Original Tomb Raider could make for an excellent movie if the director focused on physicality and exploration. Just look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9znAXvf1i4w&feature=youtu.be
See how flawless it can look, of course it would take some skill to film it properly. Going from one environment to another in the same shot etc.
>Dat sideboob scene
>>70412261
>No boob jiggle
Fucking dropped.
>>70412261
Watching this im reminded of how easy TR games have become, with the whole 'platforming on rails mechanic'. The original ps games were just hardcore, jump and hope you make it/aim it right and time the grab perfectly, otherwise fall all the way down to the start of area and start all over again - if the fall didn't kill you! Some of the jumps seemed downright impossible too, then you'd watch a built-in screen saver demo of the level seciton being played and you'd see the computer make the jump you thought was in impossible and think 'how-the-fuck?'. Amazing games though, you can literally get lost in some of those jungle levels.
>>70413417
>Those TR3 Jungle levels
How is it a game that's ~20 years old managed to make a better jungle then any game afterwards?
>>70414093
The level designers were absolute madmen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_16hNA1Ibtk
>quicksand
D: fuck that shit.
>>70414193
Why can't trle builders use jungle levels more. Jungle levels in TR3 hands down were some of the best, and if the rest of the game had levels like it, would make me place it above Last Revelation as best Tomb Raider game.
>>70409190
Holy shit females already have their own Bond
Or Indiana Jones more like
>>70410775
http://spankbang.com/akuf/video/thewhoreofwallst+dani+daniels+ep+iv+double+teamed+on+the+high+seas
>that part where she starts riding the guy at around the 14 minute mark
>>70412219
MOOOMMYYY
>>70409720
thanks
>>70414470
>ywn never get breastfead by her and drink her breast milk while fondling her tits
Why even live.
>>70414697
>>70412261
Who would have been better then?
>>70409135
Yes she was a tough and sexy chick who did tough and sexy things. That's what Laura Croft is about
If you tried doing Lara Croft now a days she'd be crying all the time about having to kill people or complaining about sexual objectification on the internet.
>>70417473
>If you tried doing Lara Croft now a days she'd be crying all the time about having to kill people or complaining about sexual objectification on the internet
So....basically modern "Lara"?
>>70414093
>>70414193
thats not the jungle level thats south pacific islands
>>70417666
Well I wasn't gonna labour the humorous point but yes.
They got the character fucking right.
>>70409135
>Looks like Lara
>Acts like Lara
>Actually physically fit
>Traditionally good looking female
>Acts capable, and looks like she could actually hold her own
When did females go from idolizing women like this, to suddenly wanting the most unfit, ugly, quip-spouting girls they can find?
>Tfw some fat fuck with glasses spouts "W...WOMEN DON'T HAVE AN ACTION STAR!"
You had Angelina Jolie and you squandered it. Now she's too busy adopting niggers and pushing agendas at the U.N to give a shit about your Tumblr fantasies.
>>70417851
>They got the character fucking right
>Unironically thinking modern "Lara" is actually Lara
Hey anon want to see Lara? Just wait for me to find my sisters bra and panties and put them on for you. It will be as legit as the "Lara" from """""Tomb""""" Raider and Fall of the """""Tomb Raider""""".
my wife and her son
>>70418079
WTF why is he white? SO intolerant
>>70409135
PPPPPPFFFOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
>>70418079
Fuck you that's my fantasy of having a gf or wife to cosplay as Lara Croft. Instead all I can do is look up rule34 of her and imagine what it would be like to feel the smooth contours of her sweaty, agile body.
Angelina Jolie was never a good anything.
>>70410649
>muh video game art form integrity
grow up virgin
You guys remember Salt? God that movie sucked fucking ass. Ohh she's an agent for this side! Uh oh, she's a double agent now! And now she's a triple agent! Or is she???
>>70417986are you on grinder ?
>>70418079
Did you cum in her with that cosplay outfit on?
>>70409135
god I want to raid her womb
>>70409135
She's the only Lara Croft
>>70418079
>her
>kek
