What movie should I watch with my 57 y/o fuck buddy tonight?
You call your hand "fuck buddy"? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>70406515
Her kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
>>70406572
B-but my hand isn't 57 and I'm normie with a cougar fuck toy :^)
>>70406609
kek
>>70406515
on golden pond
>>70406624
No you're not.
>>70406515
You know I was literally just thinking about putting an ad in the dating section of the local paper which is full of lonely old women to see what would happen.
>Young male in his 20's who enjoys films that you used to enjoy when you were also 20 wants to hang out because he has no friends
You think some GILFS would hit me up?
The Piano Teacher
>>70406671
Yes, I basically did the same thing and here I am a few months later with a ripe old suger momma. She buys me dinner and takes me on trips monthly. Plus she's a helleva fuck.
you know what you got into when you posted this thread -- pics or fuck off
black out the face if you must
>>70406515
Lolita. Or let her decide, she can pick a movie from her childhood. Remind her how old she is.
The Graduate
duh
>>70406730
Neat. I'd do it if I had another phone. Can you just put an email instead?
I don't really wanna do it just to fuck an old lady, I just want a cool older lady friend who lets me sit in her living room and drink tea all day and gives me handjobs during the ad breaks
The one where the old lady goes insane and pretends she's a little girl
Its a classic
Someone help me out
>>70406515
cocoon
>>70406777
That is literally what we do but instead of tea it's wine and instead of handjobs it's bjs with a facial
