>Amber Heard has filed a lawsuit against Doug Stanhope over a guest column that the comic published on TheWrap on May 29, in which Stanhope said that Heard was blackmailing her husband Johnny Depp.
http://www.thewrap.com/amber-heard-sues-doug-stanhope-over-johnny-depp-column-on-thewrap/
Who will she sue next?
Good god, why are beautiful and gorgeous women so toxic? What's wrong with the American mentality? Why is it so toxic and greedy?
>>70405272
if fap metrics were available, you'd see that the number of men fapping over Amber Heard has skyrocketed.
crazy evil women are a major turn on.
>>70405310
>create a system where every parallel system of value is easily converted into the monetary
>be surprised when the exchange rate of every other value plummets in relation to money
>>70405272
>http://www.thewrap.com/amber-heard-sues-doug-stanhope-over-johnny-depp-column-on-thewrap/
Rosie O'Donnell would've never done that to him.
>>70405272
she's doing this because she knows she will win, thanks to the meme courts in MemeA County.
>>70405272
>Who will she sue next?
Everybody that speaks out against her cuntiness.
>>70405371
>that pic
I'm too attractive to be posting with these kind of people.
>>70405342
I can confirm that.
All this might just end up being beneficial for her career.
Look at Gone Girl's ending for reference.
>>70405419
Post your pic, hot stuff
>>70405437
OK.
Based Doug
>>70405471
Young Steven Seagal/10
>>70405471
JUST
>>70405437
>>70405519
5/10
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
>>70405519
haha you googly eyed fuck
are you marty feldman's son?
amber heard getting paid all around.
will she sue Depp's family too?
Goddamn this bitch is crazy. Just move on with your life whore. It's over.
Do I have a shot with Amber Heard?
>>70405890
Looks like you already did.
>>70405272
>taking legal action against someone for saying something
I'm pretty sure that's not legal.
>>70406118
>>70405310
Just look at those dead dead eyes
In fact, just go to instagram of any teenage starlet
Same eyes
>>70405310
There are no pure women left in the world, anon.
I blame the internet
>>70405272
Amber Heard should be killed.
Doug Stanhope is supposedly a huge creep but I believe him more than anyone in Heard's camp these days.
>Team Noni
>In which Stanhope said that Heard was blackmailing her husband Johnny Depp.
He didn't though did he? He said Johnny said that.
>>70405272
is Doug the most based comedian?
way to waste all that beauty putting a stupid brain inside
He deserves it because it wasn't his place to speak up publicly about it.
>>70406733
Where'd u get that from?
>it's illegal to have a negative opinion of someone
Land of the "free" huh Americans
>>70408058
>saying johnny depp told him she was going to try to ruin his life is an "opinion"
>>70408058
>Says the euro banning anti immigrant speech
>>70407354
>>70408115
>>70405371
All those hashies god dammit woman
>>70408115
>speaking the truth is illegal
>>70408179
>There are only 2 continents
>>70408257
If he was summoned in court, what he said would be fine, but he wasn't. This situation wasn't his business.
>>70408361
It's only defamation if what he said isn't true though
>>70408361
>stop having an opinion
Kill yourself
Why are Americans always suing each other. Why so egotistical?
>>70408361
She made it everyone's business by making a big public scene of this
That's a really flattering photo of Doug Stanhope. Looks like it's from 2004.
>>70408437
Funnily enough her doing this is just making her look even worse
>>70406126
Civil law works different, and also no, you cannot slander or libel people. HOWEVER, truth is a defense against libel. So it depends on whether or not he can show more evidence that she's full of shit than she can show evidence that she's not. Civil law works on a preponderance of evidence, rather than "guilty beyond a reasonable doubt." Most evidence wins.
>>70405371
this faggot again
how fucking triggered can you be over a spic using a meme. fucking pathetic.
he tried to warn us but we were too busy making fun of it all
>>70408583
She shouldve manned up and let her self be beat to a pulp by a hobo.
Nobody cares he threw a fucking phone ALLEGEDLY at her. Dumb bitch
>>70407051
objectively yes
>>70408623
Yeah I'm not sure how she intends to prove her case. All that mark shows is that she was hit by something. Unless there were witnesses, it's her word against his, and I just have this feeling Depp can summon up more people to testify on his behalf than some starlet past her prime can.
>>70408549
HELLO DANNY
>>70408673
>past her prime
you're just not ready for a gurdjieffian journey into a lovecraftian version of the kafkaesque world of aquaman
>>70405272
Well you can't sue for liable if what was asserted was true, therefore she was telling the truth.
It's time to back down my fellow mras. She's not going to risk perjury for this.
>Heard's attorney, Charles J. Harder, says Amber will donate all the proceeds from the suit to a domestic violence shelter in Arizona.
lmao how disgusting
Doug has always been a pretty cool guy
https://a.pomf.cat/fkttlx.webm
What went wrong?
>>70406733
stanhope is one of the chillest guys alive. how is he creepy?
She's fucking beautiful though.
Since everyone bent over backwards to give her what she has wanted her entire life, it's not surprising she is a fucking cunt.
Come on Johnny, fucking PRENUP.
Also fuck her for trying to sue Doug, he is fa national treasure.
And people wonder why Leo doesn't bother with marriage.
>>70405310
>Good god, why are beautiful and gorgeous women so toxic?
Bad parents who don't keep their kids in check.
>>70408896
women who do this are 90% likely to be batshit insane
>>70408404
and he has no evidence of what he claims because if he did, he would have presented it.
>>70408423
It's NOT an "opinion" to falsely label someone as something with no evidence. You people seem to be forgetting that Amber actually has evidence.
>>70405272
this fucking whore spends 4x the money she earns monthly and now wants to drain depp of his money, shame on him for falling for the marriage ruse.
>>70405519
Holy shit can you not make that dumbass face, you're not Jim from The Office stop
Holy fuck. The editing of that piece was annoying. They really had to take out all the swear words?
>>70405272
Of course she did. She's a cunt. Technically it wasn't slander.
>>70405272
>wage war using the media
>sue when media turns on you
Fucking bitch
>>70408969
>Bad parents who don't keep their kids in check.
Castrated western "men" that don't keep their women in check....
>>70405519
holy shit your eyes look like they've been painted over your eyelids
>amber heard leaked bathroom video doing what she does best
>>70410561
yeah im gonna need sauce on that anon
>>70405272
Who the fuck is Doug Stanhope, and why does he weigh in other peoples divorces?
>>70405519
Literally Randy Quaid
>>70411074
Dough Stanhope is the descendant of Bill Hicks and George Carlin. He's the only living person who walks, talks, and thinks like them.
>>70407286
>waste all that beauty
Beauty doesn't last unless it's who that person is
Physical beauty will fade, and fucking hell it fades
She's got nothing
>>70411143
Except all those students
>>70410561
W-whats going on here?
>>70411268
Patriarchy exerting monetary muscle over an innocent woman
So is she the female Bold Guy/Donald Trump?
Why are New Yorkers and Calis so thin-skinned that they sue people who talk shit about them?
>anon, did I hear you talk to that lady again? What did I tell you about talking to women who aren't me?
>I don't care that she's your "mother". In my house you listen to me
Does Stanhope even have any money?
>Doug finally gets famous
>By claiming Johnny Depp did not smack around his wife while high
5 years ago I would not believe such a statement.
The what the hell is happening?
>>70405890
yup
>>70405310
I don't find her very attractive. I'm probably in the minority and it is just my personal taste in women.
>>70408896
100% white trash cumbucket out to make some free bucks...
>Who will she sue next?
Whoever the fuck she wants
>>70405310
are you surprised that she has no moral scruples? she looks up to ayn rand.
>>70405272
I really hope all of thise blows up in her face, what a vitriolic slag she is.
Are whores people
>>70406118
fuck me.
She is going to suicide before this is all over m8's.
>>70411802
>>70405272
Fuck this bitch. Hope Doug rakes her over the coals.
He had it all. Money, fame, good looks, Winona Ryder.
AND HE THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR THIS HARLOT.
>>70405519
Some shredded fallen party girl with stretch marks and kids will settle for you anon, don't listen to the haters
>>70412028
not a bright man...
she's gone too far this time
this is like napoleon marching into russia because he thinks he's hot shit for having beaten the coalition's ass
we're seeing the beginning of the end here, mark my words
>>70411833
It would be a glorious volcanic eruption of huge lawyer bills, no career, and no alimony.
Good lord it would be fantastic.
>>70412055
Damn son! Winona Ryder hot as fuck... What kind of a retard would let it all go for a basic bitch?
BLACKED when
>>70411438
s-sorry mistress
>>70412137
she was a beautiful girl who has grown into a beautiful woman...and jonny looks like an old shoe on the side of the road.
>>70412231
You just KNOW
>>70405310
>Liking already hot women
Hahahhahah yall niggas haven't learned the secret yet?
>Date fat girl with cute face
>Make her skinny
>Teacher her about make up and good fashion
>DONT FUCKING LET HER GET HOT FRIENDS THIS IS IMPORTANT. They will poison her mind.
>Result: Have a 9/10 hot girl with a fat girl's confidence who is in love with you
>>70412264
i have no idea who the chick on the left is and I don't even care
>>70411646
There are dozens of us
>>70412340
Or just go with girls that are hot but have self esteem issues from other things.
but honestly there are beautiful women with clear minds, you just don't hear about them.
>>70405519
THIS DOOD
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>70412340
Awesome masterplan
>But, i need a guide on how to motivate lazy fat bitches to loose weight
>I would still fuck a bat bitch with a cute face though
>>70412430
i concur she only looks good with tons of makeup on, but /tv/ doesn't usually care because loneliness
>>70411646
>>70412430
I don't think Emma Stone is hot.
There's always outliers.
>>70412515
>bat bitch
yeah me too
>>70411438
Fuuuuck
>>70412450
>You just don't hear about them.
Those are peaches.
>The Market for Lemons: Quality Uncertainty and the Market Mechanism"is a 1970 paper by the economist George Akerlofwhich examines how the quality of goods traded in a market can degrade in the presence of information asymmetry between buyers and sellers, leaving only "lemons" behind. Alemon is an American slang term for a car that is found to be defective only after it has been bought.
>Suppose buyers can't distinguish between a high-quality car (a "peach") and a "lemon". Then they are only willing to pay a fixed price for a car that averages the value of a "peach" and "lemon" together (pavg). But sellers know whether they hold a peach or a lemon. Given the fixed price at which buyers will buy, sellers will sell only when they hold "lemons" (since plemon< pavg) and they will leave the market when they hold "peaches" (since ppeach> pavg).
>Thus the uninformed buyer's price creates an adverse selection problem that drives the high-quality cars from the market. Adverse selection is the market mechanism that leads to a market collapse.
Good women are hard to find because they've been snatched from the market. With the huge surge in children of divorce in the past half century tons of women are built like PT Cruisers.
>>70405272
why'd they use a 20 year old photo of stanhope
>>70412604
I love bat bitches that's my fucking problem
>>70412704
Peaches are great so the guy who does "snatch them up" will have less reasons to leave her unless he himself is too bad for the girl to stay with.
>>70412430
DOZENS!
>>70412755
And yeah I fight crime that's my fuckin' problem
>>70405272
SUE EVERYONE
im very injured
>>70405272
>>70408896
Kek that pause at 0:40 on her toes, Depp confirmed for foot fag
>>70408833
> sue for liable
>>70412340
It doesn't work. Once they become hot it's only a matter of time before they become insufferable pieces of shit. I speak from experience.
>>70412795
Presumably a girl who has been brought up well will be able to tell the difference since it's a two way purchase.
Unlike a car purchase you can ask questions about family and relationships to reach accurate conclusions as to the quality of the individual.
That is what dating WAS all about, an evaluation for marriage. All of this broke down when it became an excuse to hook up without commitment. This devalues women as the odds for divorce increase the more partners they have.
>>70405272
what a greedy bitch. how much money is she trying to get?
>>70405272
Better enjoy it while it lasts women, the ride is over soon.
>>70406126
There's this thing called defamation law. You can't go around saying (or publishing) untrue and harmful things about someone.
But the standard of proof for a public figure is pretty high, at least in the U.S. If you're a public figure (politician, celebrity, etc.), the standard for something counting as libel is that the person publishing the statement either knows it is false or recklessly disregards whether it's true or false. The standard to prove defamation is easier if the defamed person isn't a public figure.
As >>70408529 notes, truth is an absolute defense against a defamation suit. If you can show what you said is true, nothing else matters.
>>70413175
$200mil
>>70413116
Sounds like you didn't follow bullet point #4 brah. She got hot friends and they were like "eewww Brad plays x-box? You should fuck Chad"
>>70405272
Doug...has had a hard life.
>>70405310
Princess complex.
She grew up to believe she deserves better than the rest.
>>70405342
End this meme pls money hungry whores are destroying western society, If you actually are turned on by this you are a Cuck.
>>70414257
t. cuck who can't control a woman
>>70405519
Can I suck your dick, anon? P-pls respond.
>>70405342
>crazy evil women are a major turn on.
When you pass your adolescence you will realize that's not true.
>>70405519
>that MySpace angle
>being so fat that there is still a visible double chin
Lmao
>>70405272
>>70405310
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it libellous to write that she is blackmailing Depp and that is an actual cause that she can use to sue for?
>>70409235
Shit. You'll trigger my psychosis again anon. Once I see that eye on eyelid thing I see it in everyone.
Fuck.
Is Amber Heard the first JUST woman?
>>70405272
>Amber Heard Sues Doug Stanhope Over Johnny Depp Column on TheWrap
Uh, on what grounds? It's his observation that she's a manipulative bitch. Nothing in that piece (which was admittedly dumb to write, but whatever) comes anywhere close to libel.
My guess is she hopes he backs down, so she can point to that as evidence that Depp is scum or whatever.
>>70413143
>women were beaten and humiliated if they got divorced in the past
>a lot didn't because of this
>implying that was good for raising kids
Lmao, you history rewriting fags are pretty dumb. And the stats for divorces nowadays are faulty anyway. Look it up.
>>70414863
you have to look like shit in consequence of justing to be officially JUST
so nah
>>70412356
imogen poots
that's seriously her name
>>70408321
Only two continents that matter
>>70414765
unless he has proof, yes, yes it fucking is. the defense here, i think, is that he never directly accuses her of blackmail- he passes on claims from a not disinterested party who is accusing her of blackmail. and even that won't be a surefire defense
>>70414863
shell be fine
>>70414983
She's qt
>>70412340
>>Date fat girl with cute face
>>Make her skinny
You have that backwards.
>>70414329
Amber Heard is about to Cuck Johnny Depp she is going to take his money and fuck other guys....
Why am I the Cuck for pointing this out? fuck off Jew
>>70406118
That's funny.
>>70405272
The absolute mad...women?
>>70405342
Tony Soprano pls go
>>70414983
her middle name is Gay, why do her parents hate her so much?
>>70406733
doug stanhope needs to learn how to write an article
he's a semi-moron, he doesn't know shit. depp is an actor anyway
>>70405272
>>Amber Heard
she's not even that hot
>>70405519
lose weight fatass
She can't sue for libel because she's a public figure so the standard of evidence is such that she'll essentially have to prove that not only did Stanhope not know whether she was blackmailing depp for sure but that he instead actually knew or had a pretty good idea that she WASN'T blackmailing depp at all
Stanhope is alleging some pretty serious things here since the whole thing is a legal matter already but his status as essentially a journalist combined with the standard of evidence Heard will have to meet is essentially the perfect safe guard.
pretty textbook case of defamation
no need to be outraged all the time faggots
Why doesn't he just contact the mob and make her dissapear? It's hollywood, it's not like it would be below anyone who associate with hollywood?
He's gonna save a ton of money in it
>>70416406
t. faggot
Honestly, she's doing everything she should do. She's coming out aggressive. The problem is, it would require the cops, Johnny Depp, Doug Stanhope, and Johnny Depp's guards to all be lying. Which they might be, but it's a hard one to prove.
>>70405519
JUST
>>70405890
You could totally hit tha. She seems like a crazy methhead and you look like you might be able to hook her up
>>70408469
Should have used one of him from louie
>>70408896
but who was camera
>>70406289
The only pure waifus are two dimensional.
>>70406716
Agreed.
>>70418719
Me.
>>70412231
CRAZY EYES
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she wouldn't sue him for alimony, bur shes a psycho just as much as amber
Stanhope has been chilling with Depp for the past couple years. So if anyone has insight into their relationship it's him. That crazy bitch is in full damage control trying to silence him. Hell, Doug has probably spoken with Depp about this exact thing before it happened.
Also, Depp is an older weak guy now. I seriously doubt he's hitting anything other than pain medication
>>70405890
Why did you cut slits into your brows? Faggot
>Bingo and I were at Johnny’s house for most of that Saturday until just before the alleged assault. We assumed initially that his dour mood was because of his mother’s death the day before. But he opened up in the most vulnerable of ways that it was not only his mother, but that Amber was now going to leave him, threatening to lie about him publicly in any and every possible duplicitous way if he didn’t agree to her terms. Blackmail is what I would imagine other people might put it, including the manner in which he is now being vilified.
>Other people came in and out during the afternoon, all verifying that we’d been cowardly, saying things only behind his back for so long. He seemed dumbstruck that nobody had ever come clean about this and he thanked everyone for being honest. He still pronounced his love for Amber but was presciently aware that she was going to pull off some kind of ruse to f— him over.
>As he finally felt like he could sleep, we left him. From what we now read in the news, later that night the police were called to his house for a domestic dispute. Finding no criminal act had occurred and no signs of physical abuse, the police left.
>Johnny Depp got used, manipulated, set up and made to look like an a–hole. And he saw it coming and didn’t or couldn’t do anything to stop it.
>>70418606
Don't forget both ex wives, ex girlfriends and his kids must all be lying too.
>>70405519
It's you! The hero of Kvatch!
Is this bitch for real?
Its gonna go nowhere, shes just trying to be some tough cunt
Don't really know what's going on, but how can she sue someone for speaking their mind? I thought it was a big deal in America, freedom of speech etc
