Chaos is a ladder edition
OLD THREAD: >>70401498
Azor Jon
(farts)
Summoning the angry showfag!!!
Nth for wanting to suck Cersei's toes
Nth for Shireen
Do not believe the Fat Man.
first for rightful king
URINE KING!
>>70404626
Can any book fags tell me WHO THE FUCK THIS IS
I have only gotten meme answers!
First for Stannisis dead
Has this always been here or is this an edit?
>>70405253
BETA UPRISING
>>70405233
>Supporting some fat Dornish cuck instead of alphas like Daemon Blackfyre
top cuck, I guess it's fitting that Dany is the only remaining Targ
Nth for the Godess of Beauty, Sansa Stark
>>70405273
I honestly thought he was a teenager. It's weird now that he's a man grown.
>>70405307
>>70405301
That cord is poweringhis will to keep acting on GoT
>>70405301
Always been there
Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel.
Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.
Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
First for Broken Man
>>70405212
>Chaos
>>70405268
HE LIVES
Post your /got/ folders.
>>70405326
>Do not prate at me of history, ser. Daemon Blackfyre was a rebel and usurper, Bittersteel a bastard. When he fled, he swore he would return to place a son of Daemon's upon the Iron Throne. He never did.
>>70405212
Boner in the morning. What do? Fap or bang Salsa?
>>70405334
>It's weird now that he's a man grown.
Makes me feel less of a cuck for watching his videosand enjoying them
>>70405302
>Implying you wouldn't
>>70405391
They should've casted him as Mance Rayder.
>>70405426
>tfw I can't copy and paste the speech from The Mystery Knight
>>70405483
Are your pdf copies also protected from copying text too?
>>70405501
yes
he's part of the speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiZ-jsOo_s
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>>70405422
>>70405462
I'm not a faggot
>>70405533
tell me about the fat man
why doesn't he write the books?
https://youtu.be/1XL76HLB8iQ
Why do they call him littlefinger?
>>70405601
>>70405615
where do you think you are friend?
>>70405517
>still wearing his watch
GODDAMNIT FUCK YOU D&D YOU FUCKING HACK FAGGOTS YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST TRIED TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS
literally the worst fucking show on television
>>70405632
>(farts)
>>70405667
>Can't tell it is shooped
Or is this bait?
>>70405632
>“We all know how devoted he was to Lady Lysa,” said Myranda, “but he cannot mourn forever. He needs a pretty young wife to wash away his grief. I imagine he could have his pick of half the noble maidens in the Vale. Who could be a better husband than our own bold Lord Protector? Though I do wish he had a better name than Littlefinger. How little is it, do you know?”
>“His finger?” She blushed again. “I don’t... I never...”
>Lady Myranda laughed so loud that Mya Stone glanced back at them. “Never you mind, Alayne, I’m sure it’s large enough.”
>>70405632
He came from the land called The Fingers
Cast him
>>70405632
Littlefinger sex scene when
>>70385668
Preston pros:
>Fantastic analytical skills
>Goes deeper than most reviewers
>Comes up with original, interesting theories
>Openly jabs at show's flaws, doesn't care for fans feelings
>Reddit hates him because he has superior theories
>Tonnes of research on GRRM quotes
>Knowledge of all of GRRM's books, allowing him to go deeper with theories
>Patrician-tier jokes
>Great entertainment value
>Redpilled as fuck (See Chad Summerchild)
Preston cons:
>Tinfoil goes too far at times
Alt-Shift X pros:
>Clear and simple presentations that are good to look at
Alt-Shift x cons:
>For casuals and wikifags who can't be asked to read the books
>Repetitive - has explained the R+L=J theory multiple times.
>Rarely comes up with original, interesting theories.
>Doesn't form his own opinion on show because he's too scared to upset a large portion of the fanbase
>Reddit loves him
>Unfunny jokes
>Bluepilled as fuck (See S6E6 explanation, he complains about ''le evil corporations'')
>>70405691
>Genuinely responding to bait posts
Or is this the true bait?
Reminder that D&D only bring back old characters to kill them off in a few episodes
>>70405653
In /got/. I just like to listen to these while browsing. And I need an open link to. Do so
>>70405615
Cast him
>>70405634
>>70405634
Is he salty because George basically dismissed Preston's years of careful theorycrafting thinking 1000 worlds and other shite GRRM has written has any relation whatsoever to ASOIAF?
>>70405719
the true skill is responding to the correct bait which is in fact this very post.
>>70405632
Because a lord from one of the smallest tributaries known as the Fingers befriended Hoster Tully during the War of the Ninepenny Kings and sent his son, Petyr, to be fostered by the Tully's. That and in the books Petyr's a total fucking manlet
>>70405763
Bryan Cogman
>>70405715
Episode 8 (hopefully) where salsa """"takes control"""". She's gonna be on top, riding CIA's cock.
>>70405772
topkek
source me pls
>>70405806
Brilliant post on every level
So one of these will probably happen in the North
JonxSansa (to consolidate the trueborn and "baseborn" Stark lines so Sansa's kid won't one day call bullshit and cause civil war)
JonxWildling (to give security to the Wildlings and a tie to the North as they start adapting and integrating)
SansaxLF (to get him to not fuck over the North and Sansa)
SansaxRobin (to get official ties between the North and the Vale)
>>70405763
Adult Sweetrobyn
>>70405843
Misfits
can't remember wat episode
>>70405326
Don't make me say it.
>>70405843
misfits
>>70405843
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 2: Back to the Power Rangers
>>70405926
thank you, found the scene: http://de.xhamster.com/movies/3138853/nathalie_emmanuel_misfits.html
Why is /got/ so dead tonight? Not like niggers have plans.
>>70405868
I don't believe a Jonsa will happen because Jon's love for Sansa is just brotherly.
>>70405868
Salsa x Robin is the most possible. Lysa already told that his son is going to marry Salsa.
>>70406046
Rude
>>70405782
Basically. His grand linking theories were all BTFO by Gurm in a pretty casual manner.
>>70405233
Are you fucking serious? Luke Skywalker is now a Targaryen?
What's next? Greyjoy Vader?
>>70406046
Just considering suicide.
>>70406046
All Meera posters went to sleep.
>>70405868
Salsa and Sweetrobyn s probably going to happen.
>>70405868
Jon x Salsa - only an autist thinks this will happen
>>70406179
Why does everyone always forget about amanda?
She's a qt
>>70405709
Lyn Corbray
First for reddit
>>70405307
Is Sam a wanted man now? An absolute outlaw?
He can't go to the citadel or he'll be arrested as a thief. But if he goes anywhere else, he'll be arrested for going AWOL.
Was getting caught part of his plan?
>>70406205
>>70406205
Do you mean myranda?
any leaks yet?
>>70405699
I think Myranda wants CIA's littlefinger
>>70406245
yeah whatever
>>70406179
Does reddit really like the sneks?
>>70406067
>>70406146
Eh, they grew up together but didn't really treat each other as brother and sister.
They may call themselves that but that's just cause that's how Ned raised tried to raise them to consider each other and as far as they know they're half brother and half sister.
And after not having seen each other in years feelings can change, not to mention Sansa if she ever has kids and Stark loyalist shit may consider Jon a bastard usurper
>>70406269
No they hate them as much as everyone else
>>70406290
It's just not gonna happen.
>>70406318
>they
just say "we"
>>70406269
Hell nah
>>70406179
> best girl
> smallest picture on the meme
sick of it bros
>>70405772
rekt
>>70405405
FUCK the emporer
>>70406205
>qt
>basically a skeleton
>>70406435
Better than the breaker of chairs
>friend asks me "what's the name of the guy with the golden arm?" the other day
ffs, it's 6 seasons in
Will he find a cure?
>>70406179
Having just watched an interview with the actress who plays Waif, she does clean up very very well.
I'm smash
>>70406500
That's pretty unforfivable even by normie stansards.
>>70405295
whats this from
she looks liei alyssa milinao
>>70405632
>>70406568
ur a small guy
3 weeks until all tully shits are dead
thank you based freys
>>70406589
t. walder
https://youtu.be/CR5AwbrB8wU
>>70406589
>implying
Jon made a promise
>>70406554
In2Minds
>>70405391
is that jack black?
Is it true, /got/?
https://youtu.be/TLXqK39MNdg
waifu
>>70406677
That Bran isbest waifu? Yes.
So is it basically confirmed that Jon Snow is Lyannas son and not Neds?
>>70406677
Yes
>>70406694
waifu gonna kill those kids
>>70406720
R+L=D
N+A=J
To be HONEST
>>70406769
>>70406769
Fuck off Preston
Leaks confirm R+L=J
>>70406769
>R+L=D
When will this meme die?
Daenerys's birth is well documented in-universe and the timeline doesn't fit.
>>70406720
It's been confirmed for 20 years now anon.
Which episode is this?
>>70406829
>lemon trees
>braavos
>>70406843
me on the right
>Friday
>Still no leaks
Step up, /got/
>>70406851
>She's been in Braavos/Dorne when she was very young so it means she was born there
???
Jaime x Bran, anyone?
>>70406851
>rich people can't have shit plebs can't afford
Wew lad.
That'd be like Ned having a garden in Winterfell, oh wait, he fucking did.
>>70406843
grey worm and varys shop for cocks in episode 3
>>70406694
Goddam she's adorable.
>>70406726
I don't think that Cleganebowl is happening. Instead, I think that Margaery will convince the High Sparrow that Loras should be the Church's champion as a way to atone for his sins. It would actually fit, since Loras is like the only fighter in King's Landing who has been shown to defeat The Mountain.
>>70405433
I wanna see his cock
>>70405717
>having taste this shit
It's like you actually enjoy being butthurt
>>70406928
>That'd be like Ned having a garden in Winterfell, oh wait, he fucking did.
Winterfell had natural hot springs showfag
>>70406993
Oh Cleganebowl is happening.
One way or another come hell or White Walkers, it's happening.
May not be in regards to Cersei, may not be in regards to the High Sparrow, but the Hound will clash with the Mountain. Some say that's the day the world ends
RIGHTFUL
>>70405433
>yfw you realize Sword of the Morning is a Morning Wood joke
>>70406829
How is it well documented?
Why wouldn't the timeline fit?
>>70407088
CUNT
>>70407088
Is she the true Queen of Love and Beauty?
>>70407042
That he had to pay to get rigged up to get a garden including glass.
He didn't just find warm soil over a spot the water pumped up hot and grow shit.
Why can't some dude in Braavos do almost the same thing, build a greenhouse and grow shit?
>>70407088
>>70407144
>khaleesi allied with slavers, rapists, and murderers
what did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvZ39cdq5Bs
WHERE'S THE TRANSLATORS
>>70405709
>New Cast
Edric Storm in his 20s-ish
In the book he's quite young, but seeing as every character in the TV-show looks as old as they do, he'd be pretty good for that role
Or: Victarion Greyjoy
>Recast
Daario, Renly,
>>70407221
KWEEN OF DRAGINS XDD
>>70407152
>>70406890
She remembers the lemon tree being outside her window in Braavos, showing that her memories can't be trusted. Probably altered by Quaithe/Ashara.
>>70407149
I used to hate her, but since she started doing videos without Elio I agree with like 99% of what she says. Which is weird because Elio was always the more level headed one before.
>>70407152
because Danny has dreams of her running bare foot through fields and lemon trees not running through a greenhouse
>>70407048
>Hound and the mountain are fighting to the death
>The hound starts out strong
>But the mountain eventually begins to gain the advantage
>the hound is on the verge of defeat
>suddenly he sees someone at the edge of the arena
>It's arya stark
>in her arms she holds a chicken
>the chicken leaps from her arms and into the arena
>the hound picks up the chicken and takes a bite
>the hound is fully rejuvenated
>he turns towards his brother and swings with all his might
>in one fell swoop he shatters the mountains greatsword and severs his arm
>the mountain reels back in pain
>the hound turns towards the audience and basks in their cheers
>the mountain then picks up the hound with his remaining arm and smashes his face against the wall
And that's how Cersei wins her trial by combat
>>70406139
But waif posters are here forever
Do you think Sansa will finally be bred in S7 while she rules Winterfell? Who will it be who breeds her?
>>70407293
>And that's how Cersei wins her trial by combat
but who was Lancel???
>>70407264
He isn't saying anything important anymore. It's literally 40 mins of him stating the obvious, maybe some shit that comes out of leddit, which you can see yourself from the source instead of wasting time on his videos
>>70407322
remove sansa
>>70407322
>Sansa
>rule Winterfell
thanks, needed a good laugh
>>70405212
garbage simple minded series for garbage simple minded people
>>70407360
>>70407293
>but wait, the fight's not over
>clucking noises are heard
>millions upon millions of clucks
>millions of chickens suddenly burst into the arena and converge on the Hound
>he rises rejuvenated from having every fucking chicken in Westeros
>sics them on the Mountain
>they eat him "alive"
>Hound wins
>Cersei sentenced to die
>Jaime comes back and chokes Cersei to death to spare her further pain and humiliation
>>70407338
>left to rot in dark dingy cell with no proper nourishment for weeks
He couldn't even beat Margery at this point, never-mind Cersei's Ser Shrek
>>70407360
good post.
>>70407322
>rules Winterfell
She can rule Jon's cock, but that's about it
>>70407271
>recast Daario
Why is Daario's actor so bland? Is it just the writing?
/got/ mom top picks
> got tier
Lady Crane
Lady Tarly
Melisandre
> Pretty good tier
Lady Katelyn
Kinvara
Lady Olena
> Shit tier
Cersei
Dany
Talisa
>>70407360
>>70407414
>>70407480
>Katelyn
>Olena
>>70407414
>>70407452
Lancel=/=Loras
>>70405391HIGH ABOVE THE MUCKY MUCK
>>70407452
Lancel Lannister joined the faith militants. You're thinking of Loras.
>>70407478
I really liked the first Daario, he gave that good, raw feeling Daario should have
This new one just seems like a whiteknight
I think Gyllenhaal as Daario would prove to be a decent mix between the two, as I don't think the new one is too bad either
>>70407480
>Melisandre
Kill yourself
Why so perfect?
Name one thing he did wrong
>>70407564
euron next episode please
>>70407617
Do you think...
>>70407623
Ran against Hilary and Trump
>>70407623
Literally nothing
Based sparrow is based
>>70407623
Hypocritical smug cunt.
>>70407623
Not arrested Jaime after he fucking confessed to kinslaying
>>70407623
Not making Marge do atonementI wanted to see dem titties
>>70406726
they're just gonna swing swords at each other what's there to be hyped about
>>70407480
>cersei on shit tier
Kys
>>70407663
how is he hypocritical?
I want to marry Maisie!
>>70407480
>Cersei
>shit
I'd love to lick her feet and suck her toes while peeking under her dress. For a chance to do that, I'd fight as her champion.
Speaking of trial by combat, can the defendant be their own champion?
>>70407664
Seriously, why doesn't he arrest Jaime?
>>70407624
>>70407694
>Not being HYPE to see Sandor return as 100% calm, religious monk instead of being "dead"
Jon is the only man in a long time to genuinely care for Sansa and wanna keep her safe and not just use her as a pawn in shit or cause he swore a vow.
The least Sansa can do is offer some pussy
>>70407678
We already did
>>70407678
It would have just been another body double
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>>70407753
For what fucking his sister lol.
>>70406258
Because this
>>70407724
Yes
>>70407753
It's not part of the master plan
>>70407807
That, and kinslaying.
>>70407701
>everyone who sins should be punished
>apart from the people who follow and agree with me
>>70407811
T-that's shooped, right? Jesus she's thin.
>>70407805
Tyrion for when Bran goes to the future
>>70407753
Because he doesn't have the authority to do so and the King is smarter than to arrest Jaime.
>>70407841
the people that follow him have already repented by joining the church you dumbshit
>>70407778
>implying based baelish didn't love her for looking like her mother
Wew lad
>>70407807
For fucking the King's wife.
>>70407853
Found the murrican
>>70407805
Who other than Patchface?
>>70407623
>we're just gonna play in dirt and stuff guys xD
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
epic character
>>70407753
>>70407765
I guess I'm not, I only watch the show for the dragons
>>70407293
The Hound is a Paladin now. He's gonna cast smite undead on the Mountain.
>>70407841
Which of his followers sinned and were unpunished?
>>70407902
Oi matey boy, I'm a fucking Brit, you hear? When you can see hip bones that sharp something ain't right.
>>70407871
Loving someone for looking like someone you wanted to bang is not real love
Not to mention he used her as a pawn, both in delivering the poison to Olenna to kill Joffrey but also to get gud with the Boltons so he could go to Cersei and get the Warden of the North status if he took out the Boltons
>>70407916
They swore holy vows and broke them, it's a very serious offense.
>>70407704
Shes all yours
>>70407983
But the seven don't even exist.
>>70407946
>Oi matey boy, I'm a fucking Brit, you hear?
WE DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
>>70408005
Prove it
>>70407696
>>70407696
wehre should cersei belong who should i swap it with
>>70408010
We dount sound lie' tha', fook off ya cont
We did it /got/
>>70408010
Hey you, I do. When someone doubts my bongness I type like I speak, now fuck off you mewling cunt.
>>70407991
eww why are British genes the worst?
Did they seriously inbreed for hundreds of years without knowing?
>>70408054
/got/ was a mistake
Sam is Azor
>>70408045
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUGGER OFF
>>70408054
Are all good memes doomed to be normie'd?
https://youtu.be/uy3a0o0CpfM
>>70408106
P I N K M A S T
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>>70408010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_Chr2vro
>>70407778
>The least Sansa can do is offer some pussy
i almost agree with u until u said this. Reality bites, Jon is not sexually attracted to Salsa. Jonsaautists, gtfo /got/ and read jonsa fics on ao3.
>>70408106
Is he standing on an apple box
>>70408054
Please let the Hound and Stannis return
>>70408054
HE COMES BACK THIS SUNDAY BOYS. EPISODE 7.
>>70408130
It is the life cycle of the meme. They must go somewhere to die so that new memes may take their place.
>>70408054
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
>>70408236
AIR THE EPISODE NOW!
It sucks having caught up with every episode because now I have to wait the old fashion way for every week for a new episode...
But at least I won't get anything else spoiled
>>70408054
did /got/ actually start the cleganebowl theory or just the cleganebowl meme
>>70408173
>being that posh
What's the British equavilent of a Stockton slap?
>>70408309
Neither. It started on r/asoiaf
Stannis is the Broken Man
>>70408368no
>>70407805
He died last month doe
>>70408071
Wow, you sound like such a fucking sted head.
