Spend 1 sexy night with Janice
or
Eat 1 lincoln log sandwich
Does that mean its a sandwich made out of Lincoln logs and bread?
thats dicked up
I have no idea what's a lincoln log sandwitch, is it a turd or something?
Either way, if it's not some really appealing sexual act definitely Janice, she's a qt.
>>70402559
she is the embodiment of everything that is the opposite of 'qt'
>Spend 1 sexy night with Janice
Will she SUCK OUR COCKS?
>>70402433
>>70402559
It looks like bread, cream cheese, and a cold hotdog.
>>70402960
Depends how hungry and sober I am
>>70402960
Sounds gay, Janice for me please.
>>70402960
Could you blend them all up into a silo?
>>70402394
is a lincoln log sandwich a poop sandwich, cuz id take that as long as it was janice's turd
>>70402394
I would only do it if she ripped ass in my face.
How hairy would Janice be?
>>70405166
She's back from India after she changed her name to Havarti
Fuck man I'd eat two turd sandwiches if it doubled my chances
>>70405378
So totally unshaved everywhere? Nipples too?
>>70402960
that shit was full on wifey-material
>not being mommas little whowurr
The only thing I'd let Janice do to me is use a vibrator on my ass though. She can't actually touch me.
Apparently she's pretty freaky in bed so I'd get a blowjob from her.
>>70405440
Look at how she's eyeballing AJ. She wants the dick. Too bad the sandwiches are so bad he goes out back to commit zeppole
>>70405655
>zeppole
>>70402394
I would smash that sexy af ass night and day
>>70405461
>freaky
>blowjob
>>70402394
I want to be her little WHO-WAH
https://youtu.be/zO-8BKqPBMs?t=1m43ss
>>70406575
I think that's the joke. It's absurd that a blowjob is freaky or exotic
>>70406575
No I mean she doesn't seem bad at all, enough to compare her to lincoln logs. I just want a blowjob though.
>>70406575
fuck top rofl mate
>>70406575
>implying it isn't
it was considered taboo 30 years ago
I imagine /tv/ was more fun when The Sops (Sopranos) was actually airing.
>>70407642
>I imagine /tv/ was more fun
>/tv/ was more fun
>/tv/
>fun
it's never been fun and will never be fun. it was just less shittier desu
Is this person autistic, or just trying too hard?
>>70407642
yeah i remember posting here back in 99 whenit was airting
>>70407866
I feel bread for the people who did not get to post in the legendary /citizenkane/ generals back in the 40s
Tony what are you doing she's going to shoot your dick off
>>70407642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3UKGp0TKJg
>>70408466
>>70408547
Did there anybody better than Ralphie? Ever?
