>>70396706
>The Manlet That was Promised
What's your favourite Game of Thrones/ASOIAF fanfiction? Be honest.
Jonsa
>>70399015
NTH FOR KING STANNIS
Second for Kit Snow
all tully shits dead soon get hype
>>70399055
1st season of GoT.
>>70399082
Frey fag get out
>>70399082
go to bed walder
If I have to watch another scene with that gremlin Arya I'm going to kill myself
>>70399082
Edmure might've knocked up Roslin.
And Tully shit blood will still live in Bran, Sansa and Arya
>>70399056
O T P
T
P
Nth for Shireen
>>70399082
Freyd not.
>>70399120
>>70399134
>>70399165
t. tullyshit
>>70399150
>Bran, Sansa and Arya
>surviving
LOL
post maisies please
>>70398971
your idea is literally
1) write down plot points
2) pay actual writer
3) ??????
4) profit
>>70399158
Why is no book wanker bothered with her dark blonde hair?
WHERE IS THE FUCK ARE HER BARATHEON TRAITS
THIS IS NOT SHIREEN
>mfw stannis burned her because he knew she couldnt have been his actual daughter
>mfw poor stan has no actual children
When did you drop Stannis?
CIA practically controls the Vale, the North and the Riverlands. If HS is his plant then he also controls KL and possibly soon the Reach. How will he get Dorne and the Iron Islands?
>>70399196
>Sansa and Arya
>not surviving to birth Jon strong sons and fair daughters
Arya was supposed to be ugly but not this damn ugly
>>70399251
never did
>>70399244
Greyscale caused it
>>70399244
>Why is no book wanker bothered with her dark blonde hair?
Because they D&D butchered it so much that her hair color is really the last thing on the list of things to complain about.
>>70399251
when he got BTFO by a dwarf
>>70399015
Why don't they just grind up valarian steel into tiny pellets and sprinkle it over the entire undead army if all it takes is one tiny touch of it to make them shatter like that?
>>70399196
literally confirmed that the last chapter will be from bran point of view
>>70399264
I think HS is too big of a character to be LF's pawn,
>>70399251
Tell me about stannis
Why did they give it to Jon and Salsa
>>70399066
Why are you a Tully shit?
>>70399309
Cast him, /got/
>>70399264
Iron Islands
>never Euron is too rad
Dorne
>maybe idk the martells are in big doodoo with supporting aegon
I want to marry Maisie!
>>70399251
Season 2 ep 8
>never liked cats
What a fucking asshole
>>70399066
NTH FOR THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS.Most fun I had playing this game was conquering as Aegon IV and then inviting every women I could to my court, fuck them, make them have my bastard child and then legitimise them. Ended up with 39 before Aegon died. A few women took moonleaf or whatever the abortion shit in GoT is called. I executed any women who did that, Sansa was one of them, the cunt. Good times.
>>70399066
>>70399337
>>>/soc/
stop posting yourself
>>70399309
They're not too keen on destroying ancient swords.
>>70399333
following my heart
>>70399251
When he got BTFO by 20 good men
>>70399340
> Ho! A beast, nay! A goblin thou hath declared for today.
> 'tis no place for even a King where one find their favors
> but Alas! Macbeth with good conscience must entreat thine to recant,
> for there stands not a woman but a creature - a caricature
> of the human effigy. Peace now! Stay thine wedding band!
> Lest thou mortal flesh be gnawed upon by orcish teeths.
>>70399337
POO
>Tommen an heros
>Kevan gets killed by the sneks for being a weak man
>Our Guy sits the throne
>>70399340
She has a bf
>>70399264
NEVER
frogfu
>>70399337
Pathetic shill of reaction videos on 4chan
>>70399353
>his children
holy fuck shit senpai
mfw "scholar" fits af
>>70399164
Yes
>>70399290
Her shoulder length hair helps a lot in hiding her round head and puffy cheeks. With her hair up like that though, holy shit.
>>70399325
HS may still be a part of LF's plan or even an LF plant
>LF knew about the old high septon's business in his brothel, he knew about the what and when
>LF had Olivar on his payroll, also during his testimony
>LF then presented Olenna a way to get back at Cersei
>in the books the crown's debt was the main cause for Cersei to allow reinstating the faith militant and that debt was LF's doing
>>70399379
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/Macbeth-W.jpg
Check out this roleplayer LMAO
>>70399290
>holy shit, this has got to be sho-
>filename
>holy fuck
>>70399237
I'll just say, again, that that is literally, exactly, word for fucking word, how ghostwriting works. Now shut up, you're wrong and this is getting tedious.
>>70399407
is ugly
>>70399337
a slave in Mereen, but not one of dignity like the unsullied, more like one of those rapist bandits that were sold into slavery when caught.
>>70399331
Because they're gonna be the ones to take Winterfell in the books too. They're just stremlining the storyline
>>70399353
I once had a game where I started as a Targ sex deviant and had literally a bastard from every county in the game
was fun desu
>>70399337
Oscar Isaac
>>70399428
excellent gif
post your best /CuteVillains/
>>70399433
he's cooler than you
>>70399489
>Let's go kill them
>>70399337
EURON KING!
>>70399444
NIGGA
>444
>>70399309
Yeah, just fly over the army with their magical fairy wings and sprinkle valyrian steel fairy dust, that'll work /s
>>70399511
POO
IN
>>70399489
>>70399337
POO
>>70399511
IN
>>70399510
>kill
Is this the sort of thing you start to say when your dick chopped got off?
>>70399015
>>70399414
>tfw I do it for free
>>70399290
>>70399444
>>70399387
>Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
honestly they just put these on for street cred these days.
>>70399407
>my arm hurts
>this bowstring is too taut
>I wish I was at home posting pictures of myself on /got/
>>70399444
Its shopped you fucking idiot.
>>70399489
>I killed your king!
>Let's go murder them! >:D
>Galavanting? Lol you learn that at no-dick school, nerd?
The single worst character in the show.
>>70399449
ghostwriting involves an existing publishing deal
>>70399056
>mesmerized by Jon
He is the prince that was promised.
>>70399645
be nice faggot
>>70399489
MY BIG COCK
>best girl
>least amount of screen time
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>70399371
Could do it with dragonglass instead. Obsidian is cheap.
How tall is sophie IRL? She looks fucking huge in the show, but then again, nearly everyone is a manlet in the show. Including that loser stannis.
>>70399645
he's also a walking plot spoiler for the books, because we can say with 100% certainty that if he were the real primary antagonist the show would have put more effort into his scenes.
>>70399681
0/10
At least try with your bait next time
>tfw Davos and Jon don't want to comfort you
>>70399489
Did anyone else notice that from the beach they were sauntering up from, and from where the fleet was leaving, there is no fucking way they could have missed the fleet getting stolen like that?
>>70399489
post more /BigCocks/
STOP MAKING FUN OF EURON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70399337
Ser Curry Poo of house Loo
>>70399600
Varys?
>>70399348
This here.
>>70399710
big cock granted
>>70399720
stop posting sweaty faces everywhere
![Jonathan%20Ryan%20for%20Aeron%20Greyjoy_FULL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aOENdJ1.jpg "Jonathan%20Ryan%20for%20Aeron%20Greyjoy_FULL[1].jpg")
>>70399719
lmao get a load of this godless asshole
who would ever be intimidated by him xDcreeeaaaak
>>70399677
pedos go here >>>/v/
Myrcella best grill
bad poosie close 2nd
So if valyrian steel kills others were valyrians good guys?
>>70399681
isnt stannis like <180?
>>70399337
>Curry vendor who get's half of kings landing sick because he didn't wash his hands after wiping his ass without toilet paper.
>an entire episode of farts and squirts
>>70399756
probably my favorite character now because of /got/ and my original disappointment
>tfw we'll never see Kat Dennings as Septa Lemore
My dick would explode desu
>>70399353
targaryen fucking shit
Velaryon only true rulers of Westeros
Cast him.
Which house is the worst and why?
Destroyed houses like Reyne, Hollard, Blackfyre dont count
>>70399867
Amy Adams would be my preference
>>70399851
no thank you kind sir I'm not looking for a prostitute tonight
>>70399867
>Kat Dennings stripping down naked to bathe in a river
True love.
>>70399844
kek
>>70399867
cleavage shots with faint blue veins are my fave anon how did you know?
I love to bathe in the bloody tears of bookwankers and Stannis fags.
>>70399468
when you play as iron men there is an ambition to fuck women from all 8 kingdoms desu
Did Bobby B actually "Make the Eight" (fuck one girl from each kingdom and one from the Riverlands)?
North: No mention of him ever fucking a Northern girl, could easily have done it during his visit to Winterfell though
Riverlands: Fucked a ton of whores in Stoney Sept
Iron Islands: Probably fucked a local whore or three during the Greyjoy Rebellion
Westerlands: Cersei
Vale: Mya Stone's mother
Reach: Edric Storm's mother, a Florent
Stormlands: That one Estermont cousin he fucked during a visit to Greenstone
Dorne: I don't think he ever even set foot in Dorne
And as for the Crownlands, he probably had every whore in King's Landing three times
>>70399899
Gyles Rosby
>>70399540
LENAAAAAAAAA
E
N
A
A
A
A
A
>>70399290
>Arya was supposed to be ugly
There is literally zero evidence supporting this
>"B-But Jeyne Poole called her mean things and that's totally not something young girls do to each other all the time"
Fuck Frey
Fuck Ramsay
Fuck Littlefinger
Fuck Night King
Fuck Cersi
Fuck Stannis
Fuck Highborns in general
>>70399697
>the show would have put more effort into his scenes.
Like what kind of effort? Better dialogue? Better costume? The only characters with importance are the ones with heavy CGI in their scenes. Tyrion, Daeny, Jon, Bran. That's about it. Everybody else is just feeder.
>>70399984
>fuck one girl from each kingdom and one from the Riverlands
Isn't Riverlands a kingdom?
>>70399899
Rodrik the Reader
>>70399901
Paynes are pretty useless
>>70400019
>Arya Horseface
>>70399309
i think it takes a bit of a smack lad
>>70399677
Not old enough desu
>>70400005
*cough* *cough*
Best character
Honest question, in two years when the show ends and these threads have to come to an end, where are bookcucks gonna go?
Whether or not TWOW comes out, /got/ generals will end, even r/asoaif and r/gameofthrones will dry up as they lose tens of thousands and wait for George to die or release A Dream of Spring
>>70400075
two years is a lot of time man
I could actually get laid in two years time
>>70399489
Did D&D try to create Donald Trump?
>>70400075
Wherever whores go.
>>70400075
>Implying HBO isn't planning spin offs
Have no fears, we've got stories for years.
>>70400042
They have equal standing as but aren't counted among the "Seven Kingdoms". This is because when Aegon conquered Westeros, the Riverlands weren't an independent kingdom and were instead part of the kingdom of the Iron Islands.
>>70399971
take this friend
use it wisely
>>70399969
Excellent taste my heterosexual friend
>>70400159
Can't wait for them to butcher Dunk and Egg
A reminder that there's no fucking excuse for this and DnD should be hanged
>>70399677
> Reminder she has already shot another scene in Winterfell which will appear in seaons 7
>>70399933
His dick is paralyzed, so I dont think its going to work out. Unless he wargs into someone else to fuck her.
....
Actually, thats not such a bad idea.
>>70400075
You show fags are seriously unbearable.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000156/r
>>70400136
>he already exists
>>70400159
You realize a lot of those stories would then have new showrunners and writers and be more fanfic right?
You may wind up praying for D&D.
>>70399290
Stop the bait, it is shopped.
>>70400136
The actor said he based his depiction of Euron on Donald Trump.
>>70400193
How old is she? I want to know how guilty i should feel for fapping to her
>>70400217
>have new showrunners and writers
This is a good thing
>>70400190
Its almost the same aside from the gloves (and bracers) and white coloring. It's the piss filter that makes it look awful
>>70400185
I can only imagine.
>>70400217
I'm 100% at the point where I watch it to laugh. The worse it gets the more fun I have.
>>70400231
He didnt you fucking cunt stop making shit up
he said that people need to stop comparing showEuron to Trump because Trump is real and Euron is not or some shit like that
kys
mien benis
>mad king burns Ned Stark's brother and father
>Jaime kills mad king before more innocent people could die pointlessly
>Ned disapproves of this because of muh honor
>Jaime didn't even gain anything politically by this murder, on the contrary
how retarded was Ned really?
>>70400190
Looks like they put a really shitty filter over it in the right one. Everything is a yellowish urine tinge, even Jamie's skin.
>>70400241
11
Its ok anon, youre allowed to fap to children as long as youre muslim.
>>70400052
she was supposed to look like the female version of jon snow not some sort of creature
>>70400198
Who cares what the poll says?
/got/ general is still on /tv/, once the show ends, the mods aren't gonna let you make back to back /got/ generals talking about the book series or keep making threads waiting until the next book.
You'll be pushed to /lit/
>>70400294
>11
>>70400193
he's a big boy
>>70400136
That doesn't even make any sense
>hurf durf everywun evil is donald drumpf xd
>>70399407
Whoa, they got fuckin' Hawkeye as a stunt choreographer?
>>70399851
ewwww
>>70400171
It's a bit small.
>>70400261
Dude don't fool yourself, it looks cheap and ugly compared to the original
>>70400289
The filter looks good. What's with mentally ill retarded neckbeards and likening colors to muh bodily functions? Go back to your containment board you chimp.
>>70400181
Whoa now
>>70400282
NOTHERN FUCKING SHIT
SHEATHE YOUR SWORD AND DIE A MAN OR SCREAM LIKE A BABE
>>70400253
They might be even worse than D&D m8.
In fact they likely will be.
>>70400241
She's 13
>how guilty i should feel for fapping to her
Pretty guilty, especially if you're in your 20's
>>70400355
>>70399984
Whores flock from all over to King's Landing.
>>70400371
>daily reminder that bryan cogman is to blame for dorne
@b_cogman thats his twitter please be nice to him
Did Arya fuck up or did she pass the test?
>>70400231
I definitely got vibes of that.
>The Iron Islands... We never win anymore. We don't win. The King is a bastard-- he still hasn't released his birth certificate. All of these greenlanders are coming in... these septas, and maesters... and they're not rapists. No one is doing the raping. I'm tired of paying the gold price. I'm going to build the biggest fleet Pyke has ever seen....
>>70400294
>11
Source? She looks at the very least 13.
>>70400276
Must make babbies with, those bewbs must not go to waste.
>>70400282
>Jaime kills mad king before more innocent people could die pointlessly
Nobody knows this.
>Jaime didn't even gain anything politically by this murder, on the contrary
It happens right when Tywin is sacking the city, of course everyone assumes it as a coordinated Lannister betrayal to save their own skins.
Why is /got/ so shit now? Can it even be saved at this point?
>>70400276
oh boi, I wasn't prepared for this. expected some pancakes
>beautiful death
>>70399066
nth for Queen Shireen the Blacked
>>70399884
guys how can you even play this mod. Its unstable as fuck and always breaks down after maximum 30 years
"Ned Stark was a huge fucking pussy cunt"
What did he mean by this?
>>70400402
>there are people right now on /got/ who are attracted to little girls like this
>>70400437
>metaposting
>>70400413
He blocked being able to see fan tweets he is a huge crybaby.
>>70400276
Is that frogfu on the right?
>>70400402
20+ here, I don't want to fap to her but she's really great looking.
>>70400355
It really isnt though. The gloves make a big difference. The white on the pauldrons break up the colors as well. But all in all it's nearly the same.
>>70400458
upgrade nigger
yea its unstable but still playable
>>70400431
>Nobody knows this.
>nobody knows that there is basically a nuke under King's Landing and Aegon is planning to light it before letting it fall into Tywin's hands
>>70400300
You have to go back showpleb
>>70400456
Delete this.
>>70399933
JUST KISS ALREADY
>On third re-read of A Game of Thrones
>Catelyn's chapters aren't as bad as I remember
Were they always shit or not? I actually liked her little trek to the Eyrie and involvement with Tyrion, I think Sansa is definitely the weakest part of the book, nothing really memorable in her chapters besides the tourney and the stuff with the Hound.
>>70400196
>cucking yourself
This... this is not normal cucking. This is the next level.
>>70400190
>before 4chan
>after 4chan
>>70400413
post yfw you realize that besides DnD only two other writers are on the show
one invented Olly
the other wrote the snek episode
>>70400368
Nawh. Now it's ends.
>>70400471
13 is a woman grown
The jews just told you it was bad so they could have the starlets all to themselves
>>70400531
desu i really liked them
she was the only way we found out about robb and his plans
though her character is fucking retarded #EdmureDidNothingWrong
>>70400531
Catelyn is a very good PoV character. Sansa is SHIT.
>>70400519
>Aegon
And yes, nobody knows about this. That's an important point because most of it is STILL THERE.
>>70399704
>sauntering
is that the sort of word you use when your cock gets chopped off
>>70400418
>The King is a bastard-- he still hasn't released his birth certificate.
>>70400531
Reading AGOT right now, Catelyn's chapters are cool. Sansa is the weakest POV definitely. I think Ned's are my favorite chapters but that makes sense.
>>70400582
fuck off
>>70400582
>the jews are stopping me from fucking little girls!!!
Nice reality you live in, neckbeard
>>70400402
>13
I can guarantee you she's already ridden the dragon
>>70400521
You're gonna be asked to leave in 2 years m8
>>70400594
sorry I get my AEs confused
>>70400241
>>70400508
>>70400641
> legit pedos on /got/
>>70400471
>that redditor dad who keeps posting pictures of dogs and expressing his butthurt that people are attracted to adolescent girls due to the fact that he has a daughter
Understandable I suppose, but perrhaps It's time to get off 4chan?
>>70400642
Bookfags have been asked to leave since season 1.
They're still here.
>>70400531
I'm on my third read as well and so far the Jon and Arya stuff has been more embarrassing than I remembered. I had forgotten how much info was in Brans first green dream too.
>>70399489
This guy looks like the guy who played Zod in superman if you change the hair a bit.
When are these funny fucks going to show up?
Remember a few months when they said that they would appear this season?
>>70400360
>The filter looks good
Schedule an eye exam, you piss-soaked mongoloid.
>>70400594
You would think that Jaime would have mentioned it to Robert at some point
>>70400314
The girl trant picked was like 15 at the minimum, why is he treated like a monster for it
>>70400418
I read this in Euron's voice, kek
>>70400620
I've just passed where the Other came alive and tried to attack Jon and the others. Catelyn playing accuser was pretty fun and she had some really great scenes in her chapters then again I can't really remember much of her storyline in ASOS outside of The Red Wedding since I read it about ten years ago. Ned's POVs are great and really the glue that holds the whole book together, learning about all the Targaryen history and shit was cool and his little detective story was great. That's what I like about the first book, it's basically a psuedo-detective story in a fantasy setting. It has a very Wicker Man type ending to it too which makes it even more disturbing.
>>70400684
this is /tv/ pal, you're the odd man out
>Undead half White Walker Benjen
>Undead Azor Ahai Jon
>Tree God Bran
>Assassin Arya
Why are the Starks so based?
>>70400701
>The Gang Brings Down The Wall
>>70400621
get outta here, kid
>>70400569
No, that's pretty vanilla. The next level was all the times he warged into Hodor and smashed his own back doors in.
>>70400716
It is a meme image
>>70400688
/got/ generals will be permabanned when the show ends you retard
>>70400620
Cat's chapters aren't bad or uneventful, it just gets you annoyed because Cat makes nothing but retard decisions
>>70400688
>asked to leave
Lol bitch we run this shit. And always have. Always win.
>>70400701
I imagine they'll just walk past in an establishing shot somewhere in an in perhaps
>>70400316
> FOR YOU
- sighed: actor, atheist, poet
>>70400693
Jon's chapters don't unfortunately get better towards the end and Arya's don't really pull you in until after the involvement with Joffrey by the lake and when she starts her dancing lessons. I forgot how much of a whiny piece of shit Jon was at the start of his Night's Watch training, if I was Allister I would hate the cunt too for thinking it would be easy.
Should be interesting to see just how far ahead George planned on the Night's Watch mutiny against Jon in the fifth book really goes back, you can tell they are already uneasy with him except for Sam.
>>70400759
I'd rather Robb was the POV
I'M UNBANNED
>>70400717
hes a very cute man
>promise me, bread
>>70400758
Maybe. But doesn't stop the fact that you are a showpleb and a minority here :)
REMINDER THAT THE BOOKS ARE INFINITELY BETTER THAN THE SHOW
>>70400416
she passes the test when she kills the waif next episode
>>70400734
>The gang resurrects the Hound
>>70400282
The events didnt play out immediately one after another, you list the start and end of the war as though they happened in the same day
>>70400276
>>70400825
Fuck off shill
>>70400582
Around 15-18 is the mature age. Fuck off childfucker
>>70400825
Probably but I dont want to read them nigger.
>>70400825
>mfw the will only get a show ending to the series
>>70400641
A girl in my school got preggers at the age of 14, granted it was in bumfuck nowhere Sweden (no, the father wasn't a muslim)
>>70400825
Reminder that the books havent been good since 2003 and if you still think they will have a great ending youre a clueless newfag
>>70400825
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GO TO /lit/!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE
IM AUTISTIC AND CANT HANDLE WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE D&D
